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is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me
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A recent analysis of a sperm whale's vocalizations suggests variations in 'clicks' represent a kind of alphabet that forms the basis of a complex communication system. Members of the conservation initiative Project CETI discovered series of clicks less than 2 seconds in length act as codas – basic units (phonemes) of cetacean speech. The highly social mammals have previously been heard identifying themselves with unique patterns of clicking, but this is the first time a combinatorial and context-dependent structure has been demonstrated.
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ive recently been able to get over my sensory issues regarding moisturizer by literally just saying "im going snail mode"
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“she’s aging so well!!” and the woman they’re referring to is like 27. touch grass
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soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably
#i do not know what they put in that shit but 2 can send you to an absolute different dimension#IT SHOULDN'T#IT'S ONLY 14%ABV#not significantly more than a nice red
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me checking this dumb stupid idiot app everyday like there's a daily login bonus
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Congressional Republicans can end this at any time, you know. They can just do that. Stopping the tariffs wouldn't even take that many of them, not even 10 total.
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People complaining that Marius is unfriendly and mean wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
#the word you're looking for is ''standoffish.'' marius is standoffish bc he's not especially emotionally available and that's FINE.#put in the time and like most Cat People he will warm up to you#(Cat People as in people who ARE LIKE cats not people who like cats. tho i imagine he would like cats.)
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What are your limit for dating someone who is older ?
Same age or younger only
1 to 3 years older
5 years older
6 to 9 years older
10 years older
15 years older
I am the ultimate milf hunter
Asexual button / I am a minor
#people say they want sugar daddies smdh#i would go 10-15 but probably not for long term bc end of life shit can get ROUGH#but then again you never know what with love being love and so on#i would also date younger but not by more than 3-4 years at this point
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whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend


this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen
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