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thirstforhelmets · 2 years ago
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Ganondorf x F!Reader - Chase Me Anywhere AU
Ganondorf and his wife/F!reader enjoying chasing scenarios.
Wife gets a head start to go where ever she wants.
Ganon then has to track her down to get some action.
After their blades cross each other, a winner comes out on top, of course~
They then pitch a tent, rest up, and repeat the cycle the next day.
Repeat until Wife is sufficiently satisfied and/or pregnant.
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foolsocracy · 11 months ago
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they barge into justice league meetings saying they have something very important to show them. and do stuff like this
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almondpiglet · 1 year ago
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ITS SERIZAWAS BDAY TODAY!! IM SO GRATEFUL FOR THIS MAN YALL!!
sns and the kids after celebrating all day long... having sweet lil dreams
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shkoffu · 11 days ago
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SOMEONE'S HIJACKED MY BRAIN TRAIN!
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ar0rin · 1 year ago
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stolen idea
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numberonetribble · 4 months ago
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When your Sparkling is half Decepticon, they're bound to learn how to lie for personal gain eventually
Bonus:
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columboscreens · 1 year ago
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robotwhoscreams · 1 month ago
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The fanon of Turbo and the twins having black hair is great and I get why it's the dominant interpretation because it does fit them really well...
...but, you know, what if maybe they weren't programmed with hair to begin with? What if Turbo wanted something other then his stupid helmet and went innocently poking around the Turbotime code room...and, well, one thing led to another and now the three of them have hair!
Turbo, however, is also an absolute amateur at coding.
He both fucked up the color in a way he can't figure out how to fix and accidentally altered a small but very load bearing bit of his and the twins' original code meaning he can't revert them without irreversibly corrupting them.
(Of course, Jet beat Turbo over the head with a tire iron once he let that little tidbit slip, but can you blame him?
Set would've loved to join but she was using every ounce of her willpower to resist the urge to rip her own scalp off)
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(Duality of my art. Pretty, polished headshots and what was meant to be a shitty 20 minute doodle that took way to long and still looks bad but fuck it we ball.)
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frog-0n-a-l0g · 2 years ago
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Darlin: hey dukie pookie🥺😘
Sam: Quinn shoulda got your ass Istg
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adhd-merlin · 2 years ago
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thinking about bbc lancelot being such a tragic figure he was never touched by comedy in any significant way. how can you make fun of a guy who is so deeply sad
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spookebee · 5 days ago
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OHMYGOD I CAN POST VIDEOS ON HERE LMAOO NO WAYYY
I can finally show y'all the AITA video from an earlier in game session 😭
Creds: @rowsbud for putting this together !
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impaostor · 1 month ago
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Guess who is finally Re-opening art commissions again ? 👀
I totally forgot i have a whole bunch of time to actually work on art-commissions so if anyone is interested i have the prices and guidelines below !
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chicago-geniza · 6 days ago
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googled "coat hanger pain" to remember what caused it so i could remember which medication to take about it. anyway it's POTS and i took propranolol. ate too much rice and all the blood went to my GI tract. why does this disease make me start talking like medieval medicine is real
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doginprogress · 10 months ago
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I think one of the best things the Ibizan Hound Club of the United States has ever done is the illustrated standard
It uses real pictures of real dogs and shows variations of conformation and style within the breed that can all be correct. It also has real examples of what isn’t desirable.
It also expands upon and goes more in depth into the official AKC standard and how it is generally agreed to be interpreted in the breed
Ibizans have some really unique conformational features and the illustrated standard was so instrumental to my own learning and is such a wonderful resource to share with others trying to learn. Honestly every breed should have an illustrated standard imo
Some personal favorite sections
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numberonetribble · 4 months ago
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Stuck at my mom's house until the 27th, can't finish the comic I was working on until then :( here's a rough Cowboy!pinup sketch of Bumblebee and some Breakbee + Piston angst:
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#I'll delete this later i just want to talk about it :3#not featured: WHY Piston is pulling a [REDACTED] on their sire#rubbing my hands together like a fly ooooooh do i have some angst in the works for you guys i just don't have a perspective tool rl#Okay i had the idea of a cute Bumblebee and Breakdown in cowboy hats with a bonus piston but then i had an Idea#yes that but then follow up later when its time to pick a side piston does a cowboy accent very sadly like they have to pretend its not real#the REASON is s3 bee and break fighting in the dome and bee lost on his back with Break towering above him with a [REDACTED] pointed at him#and Piston is beating on the glass WAILING for them to stop#but the view point is slightly behind breaks so he's HUGE and bee is small and Piston is even smaller in the foreground#they stop fighting but Piston can not forgive their sire for that Piston took after Breaks they were thick as thieves but no no#they saw the look in his eye the fear in bee and he only stopped bc shockwave called him off yes he was hesitating to pull and shaking#like a leaf knowing he was being used like a rabid dog to take down the autobot he has to pretend to hate but Piston will always wonder#if he'd do it and they can't decide and it eats them alive but that's their carrier and forgiveness is not cheap#bumblebee does what he can to talk Piston down its just business he didn't really mean it they ve had centuries of faking it but Piston#oh sweet Piston childish days are over their spark has been hardened#they arent on a path of violence or vengeance but when breaks seeks them out “come with me we can be a real family on cybertron ”#piston says “we already were”#and later later we land on the So i guess that's it....i guess so.... you best get on out of here then#AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#does piston ever forgive? no but they understand things kinda get better but it's different now#i think they're scared that they'll end up like breaks bc they're so much like him they looked up to him and loved him so much#and now they know they have the capacity to do something like that and be used like that and they're scared#just so so so SO scared and it bothers them breaks was forced into it and they just want to SCREAM#they just want to run away with their parents away from the war where no one can bother them and live quietly#transformers#maccadam#transformers oc#tf piston#worry not i shall draw these once I'm home#but i have a laundry list of other things i want to draw first
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shadow-and-purgatory · 2 years ago
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im sure the chief advisors never had their portraits painted because that would be too obvious but i do like the hilarious mental image of just. a wall of 36 identical evil men
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