#yes siree!
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thirstforhelmets · 2 years ago
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Ganondorf x F!Reader - Chase Me Anywhere AU
Ganondorf and his wife/F!reader enjoying chasing scenarios.
Wife gets a head start to go where ever she wants.
Ganon then has to track her down to get some action.
After their blades cross each other, a winner comes out on top, of course~
They then pitch a tent, rest up, and repeat the cycle the next day.
Repeat until Wife is sufficiently satisfied and/or pregnant.
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foolsocracy · 8 months ago
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they barge into justice league meetings saying they have something very important to show them. and do stuff like this
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almondpiglet · 10 months ago
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ITS SERIZAWAS BDAY TODAY!! IM SO GRATEFUL FOR THIS MAN YALL!!
sns and the kids after celebrating all day long... having sweet lil dreams
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ar0rin · 1 year ago
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stolen idea
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numberonetribble · 25 days ago
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When your Sparkling is half Decepticon, they're bound to learn how to lie for personal gain eventually
Bonus:
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columboscreens · 1 year ago
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frog-0n-a-l0g · 1 year ago
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Darlin: hey dukie pookie🥺😘
Sam: Quinn shoulda got your ass Istg
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adhd-merlin · 1 year ago
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thinking about bbc lancelot being such a tragic figure he was never touched by comedy in any significant way. how can you make fun of a guy who is so deeply sad
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likealittleprayer · 3 months ago
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I'm sorry guys but a real modern merlin AU would be that Arthur is Merlins boss at a shitty office job, and Arthur thinks Merlin is his best friend but the reality is that Merlin is deeply irritated by him. Oh no it's the office.
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doginprogress · 7 months ago
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I think one of the best things the Ibizan Hound Club of the United States has ever done is the illustrated standard
It uses real pictures of real dogs and shows variations of conformation and style within the breed that can all be correct. It also has real examples of what isn’t desirable.
It also expands upon and goes more in depth into the official AKC standard and how it is generally agreed to be interpreted in the breed
Ibizans have some really unique conformational features and the illustrated standard was so instrumental to my own learning and is such a wonderful resource to share with others trying to learn. Honestly every breed should have an illustrated standard imo
Some personal favorite sections
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shadow-and-purgatory · 1 year ago
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im sure the chief advisors never had their portraits painted because that would be too obvious but i do like the hilarious mental image of just. a wall of 36 identical evil men
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dipplinduo · 3 months ago
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I've a theory dipplin DUO your secretly duolingo in disguise after all the name is covert it can be used as juliana and keiran as a DUO as cover up one your greatest collaborators is also a BIRD (tala) EXPLAIN THINE SELF
(Im asking for shiffon cakes and giggles but do play along to this request)
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LOL BUT SERIOUSLY there is only one other time I remember being accused of this, unfortunately this time @kekstala is around and caught in the crossfire. Wowzers. 💀
ANYWAYS - Drayton being iconic, am I right?? RIGHT?!
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blighted-elf · 7 months ago
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Do you think I have time to replay Night Road, Parliament of Knives and Sins of the Sires before the 14th??
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transingthoseformers · 1 year ago
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I'm thinking about that one ask regarding Shockwave Longarm semiaccidentally having a kid with someone and when the sparkling is born looking pretty Shockwave-ey, I just imagined Longarm just taking the child and dipping out
He can't afford to blow his cover and well he still wants this kid (and he can't imagine what'll happen if he leaves them), so he just. Runs because no matter what if he stayed there'd be questions
Shenanigans ensue
Makes me wonder tbh if Shockwave can change his disguise from "Longarm" to one unrecognizable to others, cuts his losses on that former disguise and tries to build himself up through the ranks through a different route (sure, it'll take time, especially since he has a bitlet he has to take care of alone now and tell as few people as possible about)
The rumors and news's pov on what happened regarding "Longarm prime on the run with sparkling" does not help things
I like to imagine shockblurr happens but this is not a shockblurr kid, but Blurr was in the know about this happening
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numberonetribble · 17 days ago
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Stuck at my mom's house until the 27th, can't finish the comic I was working on until then :( here's a rough Cowboy!pinup sketch of Bumblebee and some Breakbee + Piston angst:
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#I'll delete this later i just want to talk about it :3#not featured: WHY Piston is pulling a [REDACTED] on their sire#rubbing my hands together like a fly ooooooh do i have some angst in the works for you guys i just don't have a perspective tool rl#Okay i had the idea of a cute Bumblebee and Breakdown in cowboy hats with a bonus piston but then i had an Idea#yes that but then follow up later when its time to pick a side piston does a cowboy accent very sadly like they have to pretend its not real#the REASON is s3 bee and break fighting in the dome and bee lost on his back with Break towering above him with a [REDACTED] pointed at him#and Piston is beating on the glass WAILING for them to stop#but the view point is slightly behind breaks so he's HUGE and bee is small and Piston is even smaller in the foreground#they stop fighting but Piston can not forgive their sire for that Piston took after Breaks they were thick as thieves but no no#they saw the look in his eye the fear in bee and he only stopped bc shockwave called him off yes he was hesitating to pull and shaking#like a leaf knowing he was being used like a rabid dog to take down the autobot he has to pretend to hate but Piston will always wonder#if he'd do it and they can't decide and it eats them alive but that's their carrier and forgiveness is not cheap#bumblebee does what he can to talk Piston down its just business he didn't really mean it they ve had centuries of faking it but Piston#oh sweet Piston childish days are over their spark has been hardened#they arent on a path of violence or vengeance but when breaks seeks them out “come with me we can be a real family on cybertron ”#piston says “we already were”#and later later we land on the So i guess that's it....i guess so.... you best get on out of here then#AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#does piston ever forgive? no but they understand things kinda get better but it's different now#i think they're scared that they'll end up like breaks bc they're so much like him they looked up to him and loved him so much#and now they know they have the capacity to do something like that and be used like that and they're scared#just so so so SO scared and it bothers them breaks was forced into it and they just want to SCREAM#they just want to run away with their parents away from the war where no one can bother them and live quietly#transformers#maccadam#transformers oc#tf piston#worry not i shall draw these once I'm home#but i have a laundry list of other things i want to draw first
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ploffskinpluffskin · 8 months ago
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what do you think baron's original plan was before the cat kindgom just straight up Kidnapped haru. did i miss it. was he actually going to go practice some diplomacy, try to straighten things out with the king and the bureaucrats and see what the Fine Print was
bc i'm honestly really amused by the idea of that. natori just wholly embodying the obstructive bureaucrat (bureauCAT slaps knee) trope and feeling more alive than he has in ages bc of it
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