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[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Pack chat

David: just a reminder if you are going to listen to music on a job keep it to where only you can hear it

Asher: *cough* tank *cough*

Tank: tf you saying me for

Asher: don’t act like you don’t know💀

Tank: I don’t???

Asher: ok Mr. Treat me like a slut by Kim Petras

Milo: nahhhh💀

David: I wasn’t talking to anyone in particular?

Asher: but you were tho

Tank: ok first of all I’m gonna kill you next time I see you

Tank: 2nd just tell me to turn it down when we were there

Tank: 3rd shes fucking good?

Milo: agreed but you?

Tank: Fym me?

Asher: he means you don’t seem like the slutty music enjoyer

David: this is in the entire security gc remember that

Tank: oh and you do bc you are a man whore if I ever saw one

Milo: 👁️👄👁️

Milo: they’re not wrong but like-

Asher: AND WHAT ABOUT IT

Tank: THEN DONT GET ONTO ME FOR IT

David: I’m gonna block all of you

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Now I need to know tf did David do?

SAM AND DARLIN HEADCANONS🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🤑🤑🤑🤑(im severely ill)

•Sam gets rlly self conscious sometimes, he looks in the mirror, turning around and looking at his bite mark. thinking he doesn’t deserve the happiness he’s had

•Darlin ain’t havin allat. they come behind him and kiss every single insecurity Sam has. they tell him how beautiful and perfect he is until it’s embedded into his brain

•Vice versa.

•Darlin has insomnia. like rlly severe insomnia

•They often find themself staring at the ceiling long after Sams fallen asleep.

•Sam, doesn’t exactly need sleep. So what he does is he pulls them down and hums something. maybe a song they were listening to earlier or maybe just some random tune that popped into his head

•also headcanon that Sam’s really good at singing

•Anyway Darlin’s fast asleep afterwards

•They like to go out at night and drive to random places

•A 7/11, a parking lot, literally anywhere

•They got high together once, fell asleep, woke up in david’s house?😭

•ok i’m done

[6-atlas-6]

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I love making these guys

🎀: @capitalisticveins @vilf-lover @xanyiaz @plutobutartsy @morgansplace @kitheking @randomhoneybee @messenger-of-stupidity @samlizdavis @betta-phish @darlin-collins @verbal-static @puffin-smoke @cyc-chilla @themeridian @defnotayonna @pycth @wolfieisacat @shadow-collinss @whensomethingwickedcomesthisway

[lookitseddie]

"oh, but tank as a name for darlin' holds terrible implications" yes. but have you considered it's a sick ass name? /j

[annahxredaxted]

sam is a victim of the most random 0.5 photos taken by darlin WITH FLASH

[piffany666]

No I'm not upset that Erik "forgot" about Sam and darlin's anniversary

Why?

Because you know damn well Sam and darlin also forgot!

[dani-ya-dig]

I honestly believe that Darlin calls Sam “Samuel Collins” just to be a shit head all the time. Like that’s their go to name is they are messing with him and jokingly scolding him.

But when they call him “Sam Collins” he KNOWS his ass in in deep shit.

[itsnotamatterofif]

Having absolutely gross cringe tendersteam thoughts, it is not enough to write fic I want a movie about them. I am just having like stupid little thoughts that definitely do not constitute a whole fic so here’s some headcanons that I need to get out lest the worms eat me alive:

- they get together the night of the final heat. Hydra’s been harbouring a crush for as long as he’s been here, whilst the whole thing has hit Rusty quite suddenly

- Gross couple that cannot keep their hands off each other. Rusty is literally always holding Hydra’s hands or Hydra is leaning on his shoulders, there is always contact (Rusty’s love language is touch and Hydra has literally never had a hug before so is thoroughly addicted)

- Hydra follows this fucking engine around like an absolute puppy. Would do anything for him, nothing is too hard, would probably start planning heists and murders should Rusty even suggest it.

- Hydra has a bay in the freight shed but it becomes pretty much abandoned once they get together.

- Rusty likes human things. He likes tea and as many non-flammable cosy things as he can get his grabby hands on, and will accept payment from Control in the form of this. Hydra finds this absolutely bewildering.

- Hydra likes planning dates and is more than happy to charm his way around and annoy other locos to acquire the perfect items and locations to take Rusty to. Dude managed to snag a long haul job to County Durham once to get him as close as possible to Kielder Forest.

(As always my asks are open for ficlets)

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

These hoes “said fuck gender I’m taking urs” and swapped

im gonna say something and i hope people don't hate me for it but im tired of people considering darlin/tank the ONLY trans(non-binary inclusive) person in interps like guys please PLEASE GIVE ME MORE OR ILL DO IT MYSELF

[qhoaaaa]

SAM AND DARLIN WERE JUST OUT ON A WALK AND GOT JUMPED 😭

yes this is the top tier story building i crave

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Darlin: hey dukie pookie🥺😘

Sam: Quinn shoulda got your ass Istg

[wulfpanzer92]

Darlin roleplay account

Don't be NSFW

That's all I ask

Don't be weird

[6-atlas-6]

We are so back y'all

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I'm running out of content for these so apologies if they're getting significantly less good 💀

🎀 Tag list: @capitalisticveins @vilf-lover @xanyiaz @plutobutartsy @morgansplace @kitheking @randomhoneybee @messenger-of-stupidity @samlizdavis @betta-phish @darlin-collins @verbal-static @puffin-smoke @cyc-chilla @themeridian @whensomethingwickedcomesthisway @defnotayonna @pycth @wolfieisacat @shadow-collinss

(If I forgot to tag someone I'm so sorry there's a lot of people 😭)

[dulceteris]

So

If y’all couldn’t already tell

I have a thing for Tank and Sam

Enjoy this Quinn and Tank content while I cope with his arrest and the events that followed 🤭

Once again, I’m really not too happy with Quinn’s design (also for some reason he’s so hard to draw?? 😭😭) but I’m sicker than a dog and I’ve been brain-rotting for at least a month over the idea of making this so we ball 😮‍💨

[mrsmiagreer]

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Yelling SAM was the cherry on top

[annahxredaxted]

You know that trend where someone will be like “telling my bf this is a voicemail my ex left me” and it’s that guy going DARLINGGGGGGG

yeah so darlin did that to Sam. Safe to say he was very concerned