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[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Pack chat

David: just a reminder if you are going to listen to music on a job keep it to where only you can hear it

Asher: *cough* tank *cough*

Tank: tf you saying me for

Asher: don’t act like you don’t know💀

Tank: I don’t???

Asher: ok Mr. Treat me like a slut by Kim Petras

Milo: nahhhh💀

David: I wasn’t talking to anyone in particular?

Asher: but you were tho

Tank: ok first of all I’m gonna kill you next time I see you

Tank: 2nd just tell me to turn it down when we were there

Tank: 3rd shes fucking good?

Milo: agreed but you?

Tank: Fym me?

Asher: he means you don’t seem like the slutty music enjoyer

David: this is in the entire security gc remember that

Tank: oh and you do bc you are a man whore if I ever saw one

Milo: 👁️👄👁️

Milo: they’re not wrong but like-

Asher: AND WHAT ABOUT IT

Tank: THEN DONT GET ONTO ME FOR IT

David: I’m gonna block all of you

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Now I need to know tf did David do?

SAM AND DARLIN HEADCANONS🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🤑🤑🤑🤑(im severely ill)

•Sam gets rlly self conscious sometimes, he looks in the mirror, turning around and looking at his bite mark. thinking he doesn’t deserve the happiness he’s had

•Darlin ain’t havin allat. they come behind him and kiss every single insecurity Sam has. they tell him how beautiful and perfect he is until it’s embedded into his brain

•Vice versa.

•Darlin has insomnia. like rlly severe insomnia

•They often find themself staring at the ceiling long after Sams fallen asleep.

•Sam, doesn’t exactly need sleep. So what he does is he pulls them down and hums something. maybe a song they were listening to earlier or maybe just some random tune that popped into his head

•also headcanon that Sam’s really good at singing

•Anyway Darlin’s fast asleep afterwards

•They like to go out at night and drive to random places

•A 7/11, a parking lot, literally anywhere

•They got high together once, fell asleep, woke up in david’s house?😭

•ok i’m done

[6-atlas-6]

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I love making these guys

🎀: @capitalisticveins @vilf-lover @xanyiaz @plutobutartsy @morgansplace @kitheking @randomhoneybee @messenger-of-stupidity @samlizdavis @betta-phish @darlin-collins @verbal-static @puffin-smoke @cyc-chilla @themeridian @defnotayonna @pycth @wolfieisacat @shadow-collinss @whensomethingwickedcomesthisway

[annahxredaxted]

sam is a victim of the most random 0.5 photos taken by darlin WITH FLASH

[piffany666]

No I'm not upset that Erik "forgot" about Sam and darlin's anniversary

Why?

Because you know damn well Sam and darlin also forgot!

[dani-ya-dig]

I honestly believe that Darlin calls Sam “Samuel Collins” just to be a shit head all the time. Like that’s their go to name is they are messing with him and jokingly scolding him.

But when they call him “Sam Collins” he KNOWS his ass in in deep shit.

[qhoaaaa]

SAM AND DARLIN WERE JUST OUT ON A WALK AND GOT JUMPED 😭

yes this is the top tier story building i crave

[dulceteris]

So

If y’all couldn’t already tell

I have a thing for Tank and Sam

Enjoy this Quinn and Tank content while I cope with his arrest and the events that followed 🤭

Once again, I’m really not too happy with Quinn’s design (also for some reason he’s so hard to draw?? 😭😭) but I’m sicker than a dog and I’ve been brain-rotting for at least a month over the idea of making this so we ball 😮‍💨

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

These hoes “said fuck gender I’m taking urs” and swapped

im gonna say something and i hope people don't hate me for it but im tired of people considering darlin/tank the ONLY trans(non-binary inclusive) person in interps like guys please PLEASE GIVE ME MORE OR ILL DO IT MYSELF

[mrsmiagreer]

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Yelling SAM was the cherry on top

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Darlin: hey dukie pookie🥺😘

Sam: Quinn shoulda got your ass Istg

[angel-noaxod]

asher and darlin are the type of people to make a bloody mary for you right in the middle of a pack meeting, no shits given when davey points it out.

[6-atlas-6]

We are so back y'all

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I'm running out of content for these so apologies if they're getting significantly less good 💀

🎀 Tag list: @capitalisticveins @vilf-lover @xanyiaz @plutobutartsy @morgansplace @kitheking @randomhoneybee @messenger-of-stupidity @samlizdavis @betta-phish @darlin-collins @verbal-static @puffin-smoke @cyc-chilla @themeridian @whensomethingwickedcomesthisway @defnotayonna @pycth @wolfieisacat @shadow-collinss

(If I forgot to tag someone I'm so sorry there's a lot of people 😭)

[alexxncl]

quinn can smd actually

like he's such a vile piece of shit for what he did to darlin, and recounting every awful thing in front of sam AND david AND whoever is mediating the conversation????

i hope that sam or tank gets to kill his ass, or that they get to do it together bc i hate him so much

[annahxredaxted]

You know that trend where someone will be like “telling my bf this is a voicemail my ex left me” and it’s that guy going DARLINGGGGGGG

yeah so darlin did that to Sam. Safe to say he was very concerned

[piffany666]

Honey Headcanons i (for some reason) forgot to post!

Honey was childhood friends with darlin and you know how its a huge joke in the fandom that EVERYBODY is in love with darlin? Yeah honey is the ORIGINAL darlin simp

Im just trying to picture what a reunion between them would look like

Just darlin being really exited to see them again and honey is just there like "yeah it great to see you to (did they get hotter!? Wft!?)

Meanwhile guys exe has stopped working cos he dosnt know who to be jealous of

And as always. Sam is just there

Honey is a singer and a really popular one at that and guy will NEVER shut up about the fact that he landed somone hot AND famous

Whenever honey gose on tours guy always comes with

Hes just happy being backstage supporting his honeybabbydarling

Whenever honey writes any form of love song guy blasts it! (More so than the rest of the songs he blasts)

Guy somtimes helps honey with lyrics and jokes about wanting 50% of their income

But then he makes some joke along the lines of "you could always repay me with your body?~ ehh?"

(Also i know ive used they/them pronouns for honey but...trans fem honey save me)

Trans fem honey Headcanon: guy is the BEST at helping with gender disphoria. Hell praise honeys body till the world falls down! And hed definitely offer to do whatever he can to help with the pain after any form of surgery. One of the reasons they never got on with their old roommate was because she was transphobic which would cause honey to get quite/upset and guy would just loose his sh*t with her (the only time honey has ever seen him get actually angry)