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owlmaya · 8 months ago
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yayyy another g4g prompt
i could do anything as long as it was sfw moshang, so sqh sharing gossip with mbj it is!
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iamjackstylerdurden · 8 months ago
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ogpromiscuouspaperplanes · 8 months ago
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questionable-sanity · 2 months ago
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listen, i believe in my soul that if feng xin were a woman, she would still be primarily sexually attracted to women.
but, she would also still be terrified of them.
picture it. you have a walking, breathing lesbian wet dream, complete with a strong jaw and muscles and striking eyes and a chivalrous spirit and, if rumor is to be believed, an absolutely insane strap game. every poor lesbian and bisexual woman the scene is salivating.
but put a woman within 10 square feet of her and feng xin just books it.
however, there are 2 exceptions.
the first exception is her childhood best friend, who is very much taken by her tall, dark, and handsome girlfriend.
the second exception, to the dismay of every other woman in the vicinity at any given moment, is mu qing - slender and intimidating with waist-length black hair and a lethal face card, always with eyeliner sharp enough to kill.
feng xin does not run from mu qing, no. even if she wanted to, she wouldn't get the opportunity. because whenever mu qing approaches, they're almost immediately in each other's face - glaring and sneering, hurling insults, staring unblinkingly into one another's eyes.
flirting or fighting? it's impossible to tell most of the time.
but, no one misses the way mu qing would toss her hair, strutting away with feng xin growling and griping in her ear as she follows the raven into a bathroom, or dimly lit corner, or empty office, or -
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orangeplaneta · 2 months ago
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"It's okay, babe, you can stab me."
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tenwhiteandalusians · 5 months ago
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so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that he’s the one who saved scorpus from his mom’s pimp AND that he’s intimately familiar with scorpus’ dick when he was younger. guys. guys.
#thinking about an INSANE divorce fic. as a follow-up to the 30k canon-compliant backstory i have not written#(really it could be an au of that because like. am i sentimental and would i want them to get emotionally divorced NO but i will get into#the variants of this later i have to tell you about them ACTUALLY divorced first before i get into the hot divorcee energy of it all)#where they fucked around when they were younger and then broke up because. yeah tenax can dream but scorpus needs certainty he is what he#is he wants attention and dignity and when blue offers for him he goes and we don’t need to know what the massive fight was but we DO need#to know that they stopped fucking and maybe they stopped talking too but now they’re Colleagues. putting the ‘because i can’ moment#into a WHOLE different light bc it’s very much a ‘you no longer have a say in who I get to fuck because it’s not YOU. because we’re not’#and thus we get an exes-to-lovers arc I still know you the best and yes I SEE the scorpus xenon andria potential & once again I am saying:#put that in a box we can’t talk about that right now I see it but that’s not what we’re here for. anyway I was TRYING to say the ‘I know u#best of anyone’ of it all and if you think I have stopped thinking about tenax goading scorpus & talking about his dick for a single second#I have not. I REALLY have not because that is top tier blatant manipulation to be like ohhhh poor baby you’re so old and rotting I can just#get a new chariot driver I don’t even really want you anyway 😇 and scorpus KNOWS It’s bait however. he’s gotta get his attention back.#anyway they are ugly divorced and it’s very slow burn but I know exactly how you taste & what buttons to press & how to grip your shoulders#in an argument until they fuck nasty on all of their riches or however this thing ends. not well for anyone but I WILL be getting them back#together. the other fun little big divorced energy thoughts i had were very much ‘divorced and arguing but it’s foreplay to threaten to#leave each other’ so they can have hot aggressive mean sex because they get off on arguing with each other. everybody in the stables starts#to see them arguing about chariot design & the brothers are scared they’re gonna kill each other & then suddenly scorpus is tongue-fucking#Tenax’s throat with a fist still in his hair and tenax has a hand pinning him back against the post by the throat and that’s all they see#before everybody clears the FUCK out. this is a regular occurrence at all times in all arguments it’s so fun I love the dynamic#OHHHH AND IT’S AN OUTSIDER POV FIC i said the brothers really i meant elia but also now that i say that. could be a fun five + 1 of#everyone watching them threaten to kill each other and then y’know. la petit mort. ALSO i know i see the calla/tenax too we can’t talk abt#that put it in the box with the chariot drivers we can have one (1) thing at a time. the calla note is because i want a calla pov of them#where she’s just like ‘freaks. right in front of my salad?’ and does not give a fuck at all. top tier. anyway. andria/elia/calla/domitian#(Domitian seeing them petition him would be so fun because he wants to puppet master everything he’d want to know SO BAD.) the 5th one idk#because I don’t have any idea about the third brother yet but maybe Tenax catching scorpus in a brothel again? and the +1 is their POV ofc.#(anyway for myself: the vibes i want here are geno/anna cat and mouse follow/unfollow divorce and win her back rumors)#scorpus/tenax#those about to die#scorpus#tenax
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ragdolly-rabbit · 2 months ago
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Theres no logical reason a penis should be that fucking big like boy that is just greedy. Like do you have to register that as a weapon? Im in pain
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hacash · 11 months ago
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in light of this post I think it would have been hilarious if Crozier had treated Tozer as the sole architect of the mutiny while Hickey absolutely rages on the sidelines demanding to know when Crozier is going to pay attention to him.
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animentality · 11 months ago
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Gortash (shyly): What if the damage we did to one another wasn't just physical?
Dark Urge (eyes widening): Go on.
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cobra-wives · 6 months ago
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“stop posting about the 1980 cobra husbands flashbacks” well okay CAN THEY STOP TRAINING LIKE THIS.
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revvethasmythh · 7 months ago
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incredibly sexual energy with lester and chey there for a hot second
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daemon-in-my-head · 4 months ago
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Imma be honest fellas, idek if I'd actually call whatever the fucks going on w my guys Durgetash.
Cuz like yes, it's a Durge nd ur local tyrant. Yes they fuck. But they're not together while kinda being together but not rly like u feel me?
Durge is emotionally so fucking unavailable his emotions just migrated elsewhere and Gortash... Who the fuck knows. I don't. Genuinely. Idfk if he's geniun or not and everything that happens is as much a surprise to me as it is to you.
Atp I'm even hesitating calling it queerplatonic cuz like r they tho? FwB but are they even friends?
Whatever the fucks going on w them is too fucking sinister and psychological horror. They evolved so hard even I'm not sure what of their personality nd actions is geniun vs manipulation or their own wish fulfilment fantasy. I mean there's never gonna be any romance on durges side cuz perks of aro but atp idefk what's going on w Gort cuz yeah u could read it that way but you could also read it as him just being the amoral dick he is?
Tldr I'm confused. They're too probably. What exactly is Durgetash. What is a ship. What is life.
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ragedagainst · 9 months ago
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jyn considers arguing to be foreplay and also this
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narastories · 5 months ago
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me: I'm going to write a nice little PWP
the characters: *proceed to banter for 2000 words without actually touching* ...
I guess this is going to be one of those fics...
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br1ghtestlight · 8 months ago
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tina and zeke in this chapter are not flirting and not NOT flirting but a secret third thing (making everybody around them uncomfortable)
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h4sanz · 2 years ago
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quick update on the nikolai smut (^ー^)
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