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thekatebridgerton · 10 months ago

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Forget getting carried away by passion and kissing their favorite Bridgerton behind the back of the person they are courting. That's so mainstream of Simon and Kate

The only real way to break up a courtship should be by publishing a love rival's secrets in the national press. And that's why Penelope is class apart in the courtship wrecker department. Penelope didn't even need to kiss Colin to get that job done. She didn't need to be near him at all. Homegirl was virtually staying out of his relationship when she wrecked it. And for that she's got my respect.

Even tho we could argue that Penelope's courtship wrecking was premeditated, unlike Simon and Kate's who just got carried away. I still prefer Penelope's style of doing things

(yes I'm joking, don't come at me with flames, too much Ariana Grande headlines have me feeling like taking a jab at a certain trope)

#crack #yes I'm joking #but come on #I'm starting to see a pattern in Bridgerton #polin #Kanthony #saphne #penelope featherington #kate sharma #simon basset

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deathlessathanasia · 27 days ago

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Imagine being at a wedding when someone throws in some shiny trinket labelled for the most beautiful and instead of assuming that it is a gift for the bride and letting her have it on her special day, you decide to squabble with the other goddesses over it like spoiled toddlers.

#yes I'm joking #but I still find it a very embarrassing myth for Hera and Athena and Aphrodite #ramblings

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neamh-in-heaven · 2 years ago

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Me, literally two seconds after the beginning of 2023: OK YEAH HAPPY NEW YEAR WHERE'S MY GOOD OMENS 2 TRAILER

#yes I'm joking #have to specifiy cause I know people will start with the whole We HAve To WAit StoP beINg impAtienT #good omens #good omens 2

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theflashisgone · 7 months ago

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That tank is WAY too small for a goldfish

#yes I'm joking #this is pretty

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lazylittledragon · 10 months ago

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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago

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The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

#dungeon meshi #mithrun #Cithis Ofri #Pattadol #Fleki #Lycion #Otta #Happy Canary Debut Day! These guys wont really get to be very present until the next season of Dungeon Meshi #But I can still be excited to see them animated!!!#Shout out to Pattadol - I also tend to occupy 'The Punchline' niche of the friendgroup.#The punchline differs from 'The Jester' who willingly absorbs the jokes. The punchline is often unwillingly the joke.#You are either the one no one likes or the well beloved little-sibiling-esque friend. Good luck figuring out which!#Yes it is canon that Otta is into Women. YES she dates younger women and dumps them when they age.#This isn't a fan made bit. It's real.#Dungeon Meshi has no romance but it does have canonically queer characters.#Shipping is fine and all but it is a running theme in the series than *everyone* who expresses romantic interest in someone -#-finds that love unrequited. Just something to be mindful of to measure your expectations of this series!#Ah! In other housekeeping notes; I'm going to *try* and add Alt Text to my dungeon meshi thurday posts going forwards.#I might not be able to do it day of but I will try to get it done within a week.

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corgiteatime · 1 year ago

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I love seeing people call whatever is going on between Astarion and Gale as "toxic old man yaoi."

Because if you told them about it, Gale would look sad and say, "Toxic is a bit of a strong word. Everyone in this group has their own issues and-"

Meanwhile, the 200+ year old vampire shaking with rage behind him would shriek, "OLD?!?!?!"

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bloodweave #fyi they are not actually old; yes that is part of the joke #if you reblog or tag this seriously retorting that they aren't old i will block you #i block anyone who doesn't think i'm hilarious because they are obviously wrong

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cryscal · 1 year ago

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I wonder if chickens were bred for pissy temperaments along with meat and eggs. Sure makes it easier when it's time for one to go into the stew pot.

Sorry, PETA, I would 100% eat a T-Rex.

#yes I'm joking #kind of #chickens #pissy chickens #queue queue kachoo

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composeregg · 2 months ago

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edit (10/23/2024) now that the poll is over: Original version, with 10 questions, from April 2023 here

And, given that the original is from April 2023, that means I can very easily say:

No, this was not an ISAT reference!

Just because I use parentheses and 2nd person pov and love the same concepts of what a time loop can do to a person doesn't mean it's ISAT

(Yes, I like ISAT, the original poll is why I was recommended the game! But if you look at the original, you can see all the origins of the options to choose from, including what spurred me on with the moss option from the replies)

If I were going to make something for ISAT, I would never be so vague, you can simply look at my ao3 for proof of that

#egg speaks #writing #polls #my writing #egg writes #my polls #poetry #time loops #listen I want to run this again #time loop poll #<- check that tag on my blog for the original 10 option version lmao #unreality #you know I didn't think I'd get fed up with people making isat jokes about this #I thought it'd be like oh hey neat same hat #we both like the same game #but people keep going “oh this is JUST an ISAT reference”#as if it's not a genuine work of creativity I did myself. it feels a bit devaluing #“op you played isat” yes but that came after the original!!!!!#I KNOW it's not meant like that but I want people to engage in my work as its own thing. you can make jokes about similar media!!!#but this is it's own thing!!!!#I want people to like it for what it is. I want people to enjoy it outside of other media. I want it to stand on its own #I'm flattered someone said it was good enough that they think it could be narration from the game and read just as well!!!!#but like. idk. all the other medias popping up (pmmm. orv. higurashi. etc) aren't people calling it a /reference/#if I wanted it to be an ISAT reference I would have tagged it originally. I would have targeted it toward ISAT fans more intentionally.#I love fanworks but this was an ode to time loops alone. I wanted people to think. to have to CHOOSE. I wanted PARTICIPATION #time loops as a narrative and as horror and as a group activity via polls on tumblr. also s/o to the person who said 40 hr work week so tru

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ema-sahdmadhi · 7 months ago

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"It seems you've had quite a life..." - Ema Skye, 6-5 Day 1 Investigation

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motherofoompaloompas · 5 months ago

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Please vote ❤️

#I'm sorry if this is depressing #I bring this up to my friends way too often tho #I can't wait for the fall of capitalism #btw for people in the comments I this is a joke #I don’t actually hope for the collapse of society and the death of billions of people #and yes #I will be voting in November and not for the fascist #and side note: this is my own interpretation of some ever-changing lore #I know it’s not completely accurate #star trek #star trek tos #star trek aos #star trek ds9 #star trek tng #star trek discovery #star trek snw #september 2024

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vetusmemoriae · 1 year ago

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I think I have a writer you might like!

He's pretty underground, you might not know him 😜 his name is

HOWARD PHILLIPS LOVECRAFT.

honestly it probably already exists but i would kill for more horror stories set in the arctic circle during winter where it's unclear if the threat is supernatural or if the darkness and isolation in the freezing polar night is just driving the characters slowly insane

#yes i'm joking #he's known by many i'm just being dramatic #but this mf needs to leave the arctic and seas alone #he's cool tho #just don't search for his cat's name #nor pay to much attention to his beliefs #he was a loser 100%#hp lovecraft #lovecraft

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ruby-red-inky-blue · 7 months ago

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one of my favourite things about AO3 tags is their dedication to canon accuracy, even when that means it devolves into complete mayhem like