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10297 · 3 days ago
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What? No.
omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out
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buckybarnesss · 2 days ago
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deadpool and wolverine's main song is like a prayer and there's people who still think deadpool would not fully deep throat wolverine's cock if given half a chance. kidpool even called it out directly.
though i'm still not convinced it didn't happen off screen.
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sunnydbeam · 2 days ago
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Now I need to read really fluffy Beta x Y/N or I'll die 🥹
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1 like and I'll write it
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scrollonso · 3 days ago
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Cinnamon — Strollonso (Prologue)
The café buzzed with the usual campus chatter, the smell of coffee and pastries filling the air. Lance sat at a round table near the window, sunlight casting a soft glow on his dark hair as he absentmindedly tapped his pen against his notebook. His iced coffee sat in front of him, already half-melted, condensation pooling on the table. His brows were furrowed, lips pursed in frustration as he stared at his notes, though it was clear his mind was elsewhere.
His friends — Jessica, Esteban, Charles, and Zhou — lounged around him in varying states of relaxation. Jessica was scrolling through her phone, occasionally making comments about her latest assignment. Esteban leaned back in his chair, arms crossed, while Charles and Zhou debated the ethics paper they had due at the end of the week. But Lance wasn’t listening to any of it.
Suddenly, he broke the relative calm.
“I swear, Dr. Alonso is crazy in love with me,” he blurted out, loud enough to turn a few heads from nearby tables.
The reaction was instant. Esteban choked on his drink, coughing and spluttering as Jessica raised an eyebrow, intrigued. Charles and Zhou exchanged wide-eyed glances before Zhou burst out laughing.
“What?” Esteban finally managed to wheeze, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.
“Like the Beyoncé song?” Zhou asked, grinning.
Charles immediately smacked the back of Zhou’s head. “Only you would be thinking about Beyoncé when Lance is in the middle of a damn schizophrenic episode.”
Jessica stifled a giggle behind her hand as Charles’ laughter grew louder. Lance scowled, narrowing his eyes at his friends.
“I’m serious,” he said, running a frustrated hand through his hair. “You don’t see the way he looks at me during lectures. The comments he makes… It’s not normal, I swear.”
Jessica leaned forward, her eyes sparkling with curiosity. “Wait, wait. Are you serious? You’re talking about the same Dr. Alonso who made us write that twenty-fucking-seven-page essay on moral philosophy last week? That Dr. Alonso?”
“Yes! I’m telling you, he’s insane,” Lance insisted. “The way he stares at me during class — it’s like I’m the only person in the room. And then he called my analysis ‘profound’ the other day, and after that, he barely looked at anyone else for the rest of the lecture.”
Zhou raised an eyebrow, skepticism etched on his face. “Or maybe he just really liked your paper? Ever think of that?”
Charles grinned mischievously, clearly enjoying the situation. “Or maybe you’ve been listening to too much Lana Del Rey.”
The others burst into laughter, and even Lance had to bite back a smile.
“Come on, Lance,” Zhou said, shaking his head. “You think our business ethics professor is crazy in love — great song, by the way — with you? Sounds like a stretch.”
Lance crossed his arms defensively, a stubborn pout on his face. “I’m not saying I WANT him to be into me,” he muttered. “I mean… okay, he’s hot. Obviously. His muscles are fucking insane, and don’t even get me started on his grey hairs—”
“Jesus Christ, Lance,” Esteban coughed, cutting him off. “Reel it in.”
Lance waved him off, trying to suppress the heat rising to his cheeks. “But there’s no way I’m imagining this. You didn’t see how flustered he got when I stayed after class to ask a question.”
Jessica smirked, leaning back in her chair. “Maybe you’re just his favorite student. I’m not sure the old man can even see well enough to think about that fat ass you’ve got.”
“Right,” Esteban chuckled. “And next, you’ll be telling us he watches Call Me By Your Name in his office while thinking about you.”
Lance tried to hide his grin, but it broke through anyway. “We are kind of Elio and Oliver coded,” he said, his tone teasing. “My dad was in one of his college classes, you know.”
“Oh my God,” Jessica groaned, laughing as she grabbed her bag. “Okay, we need to get to class before you spiral any further.”
They all stood, grabbing their things and making their way across campus toward the lecture hall.
As they entered the room, Lance’s eyes immediately sought out Dr. Alonso. He was standing at the front of the class, impeccably dressed as always, his sleeves rolled up to reveal forearms that Lance definitely shouldn’t have been looking at. But seriously, how could he resist? Especially with that gorgeous tattoo from his wrist to the bend of his arm. His sharp eyes scanned the room, pausing briefly on Lance.
Lance felt his heart skip a beat. Shit.
Jessica nudged him with her elbow, whispering, “Okay, I’m starting to see what you mean.”
Dr. Alonso cleared his throat, his voice steady and authoritative. “Good afternoon, class. Today, we’ll be discussing the complexities of moral relativism and its application in modern business practices.”
Lance sat at his usual spot, near the middle of the lecture hall — not too close to be suspicious, but not too far that he couldn’t see every detail of Dr. Alonso. His friends, sprawled around him, whispered quietly as they unpacked their laptops and notebooks, but Lance barely registered any of it.
His eyes were fixed on him.
Dr. Alonso stood at the front, hands resting lightly on the podium. His voice flowed smoothly through the room, low and rich, with a slight accent that made every word sound infinitely more interesting. Lance tried — he really tried — to take notes, but his pen hovered uselessly above his paper.
“Lance, you’re staring,” Jessica whispered without looking up from her screen.
“I’m not—” Lance started to protest, but he cut himself off when Dr. Alonso looked up again. His gaze locked on Lance’s for just a second too long before he continued pacing in front of the whiteboard.
Lance’s heart was racing now.
He slouched in his seat, running a hand through his hair. Okay, this is fine. Totally fine. No big deal. But it was a big deal, especially when Dr. Alonso started rolling up his sleeves further, revealing more of that tattoo that Lance had definitely been fantasizing about since the semester started.
“I’m gonna lose my mind,” Lance muttered under his breath.
Esteban leaned in. “You’ve already lost it. He’s not into you. He’s grading you.”
Jessica smirked. “Yeah, but I wouldn’t mind being graded by those hands.”
“Jessica!” Lance hissed, scandalized but laughing despite himself.
Dr. Alonso clapped his hands once, drawing the class’s attention back to him. “Moral relativism often forces us to examine our own biases. What we think is right or wrong isn’t always absolute. Context matters.”
As he spoke, he moved toward the side of the room, his gaze sweeping across the students. But once again, his eyes returned to Lance, who quickly averted his own.
Jessica snickered quietly. “He totally just looked at you.”
“I told you,” Lance whispered, feeling vindicated but also panicked. “It’s not in my head.”
Charles leaned across the aisle. “If he starts quoting Lana Del Rey lyrics, I’m walking out.”
Zhou stifled a laugh. “He’s gonna give Lance an A and write ‘young and in love’ in the margins.”
Lance shook his head, trying to focus on the lecture, but it was impossible. Every glance, every subtle shift in Dr. Alonso’s expression, felt like a secret message just for him.
Toward the end of class, Dr. Alonso leaned against the desk at the front, arms folded. His voice softened slightly. “Remember, what we perceive as ethical may change based on who we’re dealing with. Relationships, power dynamics… they all affect our judgment.”
Lance nearly choked on air.
Jessica’s eyes widened. “Okay, that sounded personal.”
“Am I hallucinating?” Lance whispered, sticking the tip of his tongue out and smiling as he held back a laugh. “Or is he flirting?”
Charles grinned. “If this turns into a fanfiction plot, I’m gonna scream.”
As the class wrapped up and students began packing their things, Lance stayed frozen in his seat. He was overthinking everything — every look, every word, every interaction.
“Let’s go,” Zhou nudged him.
But Lance hesitated, watching Dr. Alonso gather his papers at the front of the room. He was moving slower than usual, lingering as if waiting for something — or someone.
Jessica caught the look in Lance’s eyes and grinned. “Oh no. Don’t tell me you’re about to do the whole ‘stay after class to ask a question’ thing.”
Lance flushed. “Jess, it’s a valid strategy.”
“It’s a thirsty strategy,” Esteban teased, slinging his bag over his shoulder before blowing a kiss to his friend. “Good luck, lover boy.”
As his friends filed out of the room, Lance stood slowly, gathering his courage. He approached the desk, his heart pounding in his chest.
Dr. Alonso glanced up, his sharp eyes softening as Lance approached. “Mr. Stroll. Do you have a question?”
Lance swallowed hard, his palms sweaty. “Yeah, um… I just wanted to clarify something about the reading.”
Dr. Alonso tilted his head, watching him closely. “Which part?”
Lance struggled to remember a single thing from the reading. His mind was blank. “Uh… the part about… power dynamics?”
A faint smile tugged at the corner of Dr. Alonso’s mouth. “Power dynamics. Of course.”
There was a beat of silence, the tension between them almost palpable.
Lance licked his lips nervously. “So… is context everything?”
Dr. Alonso’s gaze flickered to his mouth, just for a second, before meeting his eyes again. “In ethics? Yes. In life? Sometimes.” He paused, leaning in slightly. “It depends on what you’re hoping to achieve.”
Lance’s breath caught in his throat. Holy shit.
“Right,” Lance managed to say, his voice a little shaky. “Got it.”
Dr. Alonso’s smile deepened, his expression unreadable. “I’ll see you next class, Mr. Stroll.”
Lance nodded quickly, grabbing his things and practically sprinting out of the room. As soon as he was in the hallway, he pressed his back against the wall, trying to catch his breath.
His friends were waiting just outside, grinning like idiots.
“So,” Jessica said, folding her arms. “Did you get your context?”
Lance ran a hand over his face, groaning. “Shut up.”
Charles laughed. “You’re so fucked.”
“No,” Lance muttered, shaking his head. “I’m definitely not imagining it.”
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holy-fricken-moly · 3 days ago
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Uhhh, TedAM sketch dump 🧍‍♂️
Some better than others. . . Like, you can tell which sketch I put the most effort into. . .
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noodles-and-tea · 5 months ago
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Last one from the archives
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cricketcat9 · 2 days ago
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Shamelessly, yes
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hansoeii · 5 months ago
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butch wolverine, anyone?
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a-hollow-forest · 1 year ago
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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mambodork · 3 months ago
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This is definitely how it went down
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montanabohemian · 3 days ago
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#ALSO i liked the ambiguity it afforded #they used it to be like this is straight...unless? ;) nah just kidding #which is not the vibe #but what it COULD be used for #is yeah these people are queer. what the FUCK are they to each other? well #science simply hasn't invented a word for it yet. hope this helps
I am genuinely not advocating for a return to queerbait tv, I was vocally against it the whole time it was happening that was like my whole shtick for a while but it is kind of wild that when gay people weren’t allowed on tv, gay characters (who weren’t allowed to be gay) would be drinking poison for each other and killing bad guys for each other romantically and offering to go to prison in each other’s place and now that we are allowed to have gay people on tv…gay people will just be having a healthy conversation and going going on a date like normal people. Get OUT of my face with that
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scramratz · 2 months ago
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saelrum · 10 months ago
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"Was I sweet once?"
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srslylini · 2 months ago
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uhm
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oh my fucking GOD???
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sunnis-shinis · 4 months ago
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i love characters who smoke but i wish people would actually show the side effects of smoking affecting them. like depending on how much they smoke they should just go into a comically long coughing fit mid-sentence
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