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Plan A was always to betray Blitz

Striker's never for imps.

His whole pitch was 'screw community and trying to build things for your family.

You're the special one, the rest of the imps are pathetic weekings'.

He was setting Blitz up as the fall guy for Stolas' death. It's why he's doesn't mention working for Stella.

And why he trys to seduce Blitz into taking the shot for him. Because it's easier to sell a aggrieved imp lover plotting to assassinate Stolas, than someone else.

Can't have people asking why after he's dead. It could lead to heat for Striker.

And it's why he's so happy to throw Blitz under the bus at the trail. It was always his plan.

Striker actually likes working for royals. And that makes him extremely jealous of Blitz and Fizz.

Blitz, because he really does what Striker claims to be. IMP is Blitz's way to raise his family up, and have some pride in themselves. It's why the business is called imp

And Fizz because he's so much more successful than Striker can ever be. And loved by everyone.

Even though he himself works for royals, Striker see it as cheating when other imps do and get ahead that way. After all Striker's the superior one of his kind.

So he discredited their achievements by claiming they slept they're way to the top.

Hoping we Striker get his comeuppance soon.

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how we feeling intermissionists

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kpop demon hunters from the perspective of the fans is so fucking funny because what do you mean the biggest kpop girl group in korea is beefing with and wrote a devastating diss track about a brand new boy band that debuted like 4 weeks ago and only has one song out

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You are a fan of internationally-acclaimed K-pop group Huntrix. They drop a new single to wild success and its debut performance is canceled without clear explanation. Huntrix's management says something about a medical condition with the lead singer.

At the same time a new boyband debuts with a song that tops all the charts. The boyband doesn't seem to have a management company. Or names. Maybe that doesn't matter because their sound IS catchy. Huntrix is completely out of the public eye except for two appearances alongside this new boyband where they are there exclusively to beef. It's maybe a PR stunt. It's maybe because Rumi is exes with one of the only two named members of the Saja Boys.

People start going missing at a rate 4x the national average. You probably wouldn't even know about this except that 3 of the missing people were big names on Stan Twitter so it's kind of a big deal. There are four different high-traction posts claiming all the recent missing people were Saja Boy fans. But that's like claiming all the recent missing people drank water and breathed air.

Rumi is still on medical leave but Huntrix management is saying Huntrix WILL be at the K-pop Awards. Someone on Twitter's uncle's friend works in a recording studio and he says Huntrix is debuting a song which tells the Saja Boys to die. The exes theory gets a lot of traction. Twitter tries to doxx Jinu to confirm the theory but no one can figure out who he is. Twitter tries to doxx the other Saja Boys to the same lack of success. One account said she had "a lead" but her Twitter has been silent for 72 hours since.

Rumi is back from medical leave for the K-pop Awards just in time to have a massive falling-out and break-up on stage. This probably devastated you but you don't really remember it. The Saja Boys invite everyone to a concert. A lot of people who went don't remember going, and you'd call that suspicious except you also went and don't remember going.

Somehow no one in the crowd of 10,000 thought to record the concert on their phone. Maybe there was a "no phones" rule but usually there are still leaks. No one has any video or photo evidence of this concert happening. However you all collectively remember hearing "What It Sounds Like" at the concert (before it debuted 4 days later from Huntrix's label.) This does not make a lot of sense because this was a Saja Boys concert, supposedly. Someone says they saw Zoey impale at least one of the Saja Boys. You would brush this off as a stupid rumor but 2-dozen other people are saying the same thing and you a little bit remember it too.

There's a lot of people saying "Let's wait for an official statement from the Saja Boys" on Twitter but they've been saying that for 2 weeks now and no one has seen or heard from them since the concert. There's a lot of people saying "Zoey killed them fr" which was a joke at first and now, is not not a joke, but it hits a little different.

Most of you are kinda over SB Twitter at this point so you kind of don't care anymore but there are a few remaining fans who've doubled down on the doxxing effort to figure out if they're okay. It's not going well. One person claims to have found Jinu's identity but everyone thinks she's stupid because that guy died literally 400 years ago. YES the royal court's painting of him looks identical and yes that guy was a singer too, but come on, the K-pop look is 90% make-up anyway.

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starlight glimmer the intern

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So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry. So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful. She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal. He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet... "Oh you have a dick?" "... yeah." He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says "Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride. My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can please my girl but I'll show them!"

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^your sign to draw or take a dramatic vampire portrait with your very special somepony

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update on the gay horses :)

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Polytrix cuddle pile? In this weather??? Yaes

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Absolutely captivated by this very specific type of image

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Buff Rumi and da girlzzz lol

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"... You're what??"

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"... You're what??"

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They are whispering🫢💞

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✨️🫙✨️Spells✨️🫙✨️

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Having now watched KPop Demon Hunters, aside from all the traditional praise it fully deserves (the VISUALS and the CHOREOGRAPHY and the WORLD-BUILDING), we gotta talk about this movie’s ability to make things charming in as short a time as possible. It’s like action economy but for writing.

Like The Tiger and the flower pot? We instantly love him and I would now like fifty plushies. I trust the tiger more than some of the main cast.

Jinu’s “…wow. I wasn’t expecting a hug, but-?” INSTANTLY CHARMING. “I made it for the tiger, but the bird keeps taking it.” IMMEDIATE TRUST.

This movie really said I can make you like characters I want you to like SO FAST. This movie said you WISH you could make characters likable as quick as me.

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone