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sad-girl-poetry · 2 years ago

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thanks for letting us know how it went last night, Tanjirou.

#HAHHAHAHAHAHHAA #he really said #yeah i smashed it #i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe #nezutan #kamadocest #nezuko kamado #kamado nezuko #tanjirou kamado #kamado tanjirou #kny spoilers #demon slayer spoilers #sibcest #shipcest #otp #otp: your life means more to me than mine

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batbabydamian · 2 months ago

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i’m still here

Nightwing (2016) #121

#damian wayne #dick grayson #dynamic duo 2.0: what would you do without me?#was originally going to draw xbox controllers for swordwalkers but them playing super smash bros was funny to me #Damian is Kirby and swallowed Dick to throw them both offstage #Dick’s playing Sheik or Sonic to me. also like the idea of Damian playing Isabelle or Toon Link lol #anyway yeah Bruce and Dick hearing Damian's TT enough to the point they do it themselves...crying😭#batbabyart #SLIGHTLY EDITED...I FORGOT DAMIAN'S BATBROWS...:'(

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stealthrockdamage · 2 years ago

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need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world

#twelve retweets. tragic. what the hell. this person was a visionary and they got 12 rts #anyway yeah. i gotta get into a mosh pit. next time i'm at a metal show #my 5'7 estrogenized ass will get smashed into a pulp. it'll be awesome

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vypridae · 5 months ago

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very sketchy doodles of a few scenes from my fic stars on ao3

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captainmaxatx · 7 months ago

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Logan and Wade almost always do the nasty with the lights out and Wade is a little disappointed but he gets it and he resigned himself to a lifetime of dark sex long before Logan came along, sucks to know that your partner doesn’t want to look at you while getting down to business but its something Wade can live with.

Meanwhile, after a long day of stupid big bright lights Logan loves to have the lights out when making love with Wade because there isn’t any extra light bugging him and his natural night vision means he can see Wade perfectly, just the way he likes it

#poolverine #deadpool and wolverine #deadclaws #Logan forgets that Wade can’t see in the dark #wolverines are actually nocturnal #so yeah I fully believe bright light bothers Logan #and he obvi canonically has night vision #a lot of people don’t like the misunderstanding or miscommunication tropes #I think they can be great #Logan thinks Wade knows that he stares at him while they smash #logan thinks Wade is so unbelievably handsome #he grew to not only accept not only love but actually be a little obsessed with how Wade looks #doing my part in keeping our boys trending #Logan spends so much time staring at Wade #and Wade still thinks logan doesn’t like the way he looks #smut #smut mention

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vivitalks · 1 month ago

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i'm sorry but the gorgug x mary ann skuttle arc is soooo funny to me. zac said i will have my enemies to lovers moment. nobody made him do this. my man fully, by himself, engineered a subplot solely for the bit and it worked like a charm

#i cant even stress how well it worked zac oyama does not MISS!!!#d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #gorgug thistlespring #mary ann skuttle #skuttlespring #i gotta assume thats the ship name #zac oyama #zoyama #stuff #'i like to sit down' you will always be famous #also lost it at fig getting the bench and going 'can i do divine sense?' and brennan SUGGESTIVELY going. 'YEAH.'#and zac being like . YEAH????? WDYM?????#so funny so so funny #'you smashed on the bench that's sick' 'it's not i wouldnt recommend it' tell me your story gorgug thistlespring tell me your secretssss #TELL me what HAPPENED at her DAD'S WORKSHOP GORGUG

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foldingfittedsheets · 2 months ago

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My boss asked a question in a big Teams meeting that was apparently very popular as a lot of other people had the same question. He got like eighty heart reactions on it.

He giddily told me, “I think that must be how you feel on Tumblr when people like your stuff, right? It’s delightful!”

#ramblies #funny #I told him yeah but honestly it can’t encapsulate the anxiety of waiting for the next insane thing that’s gonna smash into my notes #so that amidst the support and excitement there’s suddenly a monster wity poor reading comprehension who’s mad at what you didn’t say

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shotmrmiller · 7 months ago

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how many times would it take for ghost to realize you're clearly trying to grab his attention by showing him too much bare skin- chest, stomach, arse- and then takes what you're so willing to give him wherever he can whenever he can vs you trying to get it through his thick neanderthal skull that you aren't fucking vying for his attention he's the one walking in on you while you're always in some form of undress?

#i say twice #once is a mistake #twice is on purpose he says #but like sir #THIS IS MY BEDROOM SIR #PLEASE #like yeah i wanna smash but can i get some dinner first

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eyefocusing · 7 months ago

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my one and only piece of tf one fanart

#i hate him but im obsessed with him. his stupid round face fascinates me #i saw the movie again last night and yeah im still smashing him with a hammer. 💚.#transformers #maccadam #transformers one #sentinel prime #robins doodles

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artilite · 1 year ago

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PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT 🔥

Loop x Porty MK, idea courtesy of isatcord!

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brawlmetaknight · 2 years ago

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what if i told you guys i had an elaborate smash bros AU and incidentally meta knight is dating princess peach. what then

#my art #meta knight #super smash bros #finally workin up the courage to post some of this self-indulgent madness lol #everything on the dump page is from 2018-2019 #everything else is from the last year or so #honestly might make a sideblog one of these days because i just have. so much smash-specific lore/hcs/relationships #if you know me you already know the gist of it but yeah #ALRIGHT BACK TO MY DEN THANKS 4 LISTENING /BACKFLIPS OUT THE WINDOW #metapeach

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kiivg · 27 days ago

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.stupid virgin achievement won't let me kiss lady stephanie ☹️.

#henry of skalitz #stephanie of talmberg #kcd #kingdom come deliverance #lady stephanie of talmberg #sketch #.i lile to HC that Divish gives Henry Pribyslavitz to either.#.a) get him away from stephanie or b) give him a reason to repeatedly ride through talmberg bc henry makes her happy.#.either way i like these two bro.#.gotta give Henry credit as Lady Stephanie is the ONLY noblewoman in the entire region and he’s like yeah smash.#.also had to miss out on getting wasted with godwin which is just devastating.#.who the fuck invented this acheivemnt bastard.#henry x stephanie #stephanie x henry #.i am sorry for my half assed drawings tho idk what I’m doing.#.u kno I think I’m mad at my own drawings bc there’s not enough detail in them.#.but I can’t just like make stuff up here and add 60 layers to Stephanie’s dress or whatever.#.i mean I could but also idk what’s wrong with me so 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️.#.hmmmmm I just don’t feel very confident in my stuff I think idk IDK BYE.

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turtleblogatlast · 9 months ago

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“Haven’t You Noticed (I’m a Star)” from Steven Universe works so ridiculously well for Leo

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rottmnt leo #rise leo #listen it’s morning now and I haven’t slept so bear with me for the sudden unwarranted lyric analysis haha #a lotttt of the lyrics work so well for him #not even just the overall theme the words just work great #first lyric is literally ‘I can’t help it if I make a scene’ which is one to one with ‘Leo’s makin a scene’ from the rottmnt opening like-#‘I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic’ -> Leo has not made it a secret that he values his looks a LOT #-not just his looks but also his ability to get people’s attention #‘when I pose they scream when I joke they laugh’ -> I feel like this speaks for itself #-posing and joking for the crowd and himself #‘I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician’ -> works both with Leo’s canonical love of magicians and his aptitude with tricks in general #‘well everybody needs a friend and I’ve got you and you and you’ -> I just think it’d be cute to imagine his friends here just as his bros #‘I got you and you and you’ = ‘my brainy guy my smashing guy and eats peanut butter with his fingers guy’#‘haven’t you noticed that I’m a star?’ -> Leo loves attention and especially loves when his feats and efforts are acknowledged #+ he loves glam rock and sci-fi and being a champ and - listen he has a LOT of star symbolism with him #‘haven’t you noticed I made it this far’ - Leo is well aware of how dangerous situations get and thinks himself only a part of a whole #-so hey it’s notable that he’s survived this long yeah?#‘now everyone can see me burning’ -> self-sacrificing with his family bearing witness + all his star and flame symbolism in general #+ how attention naturally goes to him - including bad attention where his mistakes are highlighted and burn bright #also even the limo lyric-#obviously this boy has never and will never own a limo but one of his main secondary colors IS pink so even that #okay that one is just a joke but he would #(on that note though I think the other colors the boys gravitate to outside THEIR color are fun to notice)#I don’t actually know too much about Steven universe beyond the songs and some eps but I like the music #and this just came to my tired mind so here you go anyone who’s interested #may draw something with these lyrics dunno yet #it’s a good song in any case even though it’s super short

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stevens-pastrami-sandwich · 9 months ago

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WOAH!!!! DUDE HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?!? :00

i love these guys

#wordgirl #wordgirl pbs #wordgirl fanart #steven boxleitner #pbs kids #amazo guy #amazing cheese #grgrhrhrgrh #pastrami sandwiches #bro spent hours perfecting this formula #surely he is doing important police work and not goofing off or anything #i know he'd more likely scream EUREKA!! but he's trying to be professional 💖#I like cartoon physics because I can smash a bunch of colors and potion beakers and pillars together and say yeah that's legit chemisry #chemistry*#okay thanks for coming to my ted talk #wordgirl memes #memes #my art

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ochiody · 8 months ago

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imagining athena sculpting odysseus from the ground up. like out of clay. maybe somewhere along the line he realizes what's happening and tries to run away. he ends up ruining her hard work; he smashes his fingers and swipes valleys into his torso and gouges out hunks of clay from his chest.

athena's gone and odysseus takes those mangled fingers and tries to piece himself back together. an appeal at agency, taking back what should’ve always been his. he claws the splatters of himself off the ground and reintroduces it to the rest of him. and he doesn't realize it, but the lovely statue he creates of himself is exactly how athena envisioned him.

#im so sorry i dont write like ever but i had a thought and had to smash it out #call this the sculptor au #it doesnt sound as funny as potter au but yeah #living sculpture moment #sorry i need to stop talking #ochi orates #epic the musical #odysseus #athena

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numberonetacostan · 3 months ago

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Trophy: So you're Taco, huh? I thought you'd be taller.

Taco: So you're Trophy, hm? I'd have thought you'd bloody win at something, but here we are.

#inanimate insanity #ii taco #taco ii #loomy's. uh #not sure how to tag this uhhhh #loomy's rambles #?#yeah ill keep all the text posts under that label #sent this to partner and got a keyboard smash is response so i deemed it funny enough to post #anyways these two would not get along #and it would be so funny #trophy ii #ii trophy #2 characters and i almost forgot one of them #post ii finale #this would be their first ever interaction btw #loomy's blurbs #yeah that might be a better tag

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