sarcastic-homo
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your own. personal. spongebob.
someone who can't breathe air.
someone who's square.
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My car is getting serviced and this auto shop has a shop dog and he's ridiculous. Look at this guy. This is a grown ass man.
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might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water
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tinnitus is so stupid. what u mean eeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEeeee!!!!!!!!! like girl shut up.
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭
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i am always on some level thinking about aloe vera evening primrose
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My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him
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