#okay thanks for coming to my ted talk

[stevens-pastrami-sandwich]

WOAH!!!! DUDE HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?!? :00

i love these guys

[lilac-hecox]

Fucking fight me because in another life Ian and Amanda would be married.

[ataraxiaspainting]

i feel kinda bad for saying this, but!

everyone, requests are closed. you can still put in your request, but it will be written after another event, not now. this way i can write requests from events before (which i’m horrible of keeping track of, i’m sorry). brainrots/concepts are fine, but full blown story requests i’ll have to put on the backburner.

love you guys!

[laminesyamal]

spain to win the euros but none of the black english boys to make a mistake

[airanke]

This Hellhound AU is getting out of hand, now I’m bringing in other characters like Class 1A/B kids and other members of the LoV. Everyone is aged up/down to the 20-22 age-range (age for demons/angels debatable because TECHNICALLY they’re immortal but mentally they’re in the 20-22 range). The setting is a Warlock university (also warlocks can make pacts with either angels, or demons, and if they’re really powerful/well learned they can summoner more than one of each). The worst part is coming up with unique pacts for each kind of angel/demon (there’s 8 of each).

BUT SOME OF THE PAIRS I’VE THOUGHT OF SO FAR ARE JUST. HILARIOUS. LIKE WHY WOULD I DO THIS TO THESE CHARACTERS--

Like I really decided that All Might would have Stain as an ANGEL, and that Deku would get Tomura (also as an angel maybe, making Tomu an angel would be INTERESTING TO ME).

And Ochacco gets stuck with Himiko and wants to know why I’m doing this to her. Also I’m making Kiri the warlock and Bakugo the demon and you can’t stop me. The best part is gonna be all the classmate dynamics (I have to make sure some of these chars are Tempters oh no).

[n0anix]

whatever *domesticates your Carnivàle Lecroux*

[emiliagrant]

Buck and Tommy ♡ flirty, kinky and in love

[wilwheaton]

I found out your were on Tumblr because Neil Gaiman reblogged something of yours. I enjoy the fact that you both get the "are you really ____" asks. People's incredulity at you both being on this site makes me smile.

I can't speak for Neil, but speaking for myself, a weird elder who lives in the deepest part of the oldest woods, I love it when someone wanders by and notices this little cottage that's pretty much been here since before the woods were planted.

[guardian-angle22]

Colson Baker (aka Machine Gun Kelly) | December 2021

[majubengel]

Gatinho do Mar!

context

[rockingtheorange]

I present to you a very much needed compilation of Henry going:

"Mhh"

Here's a breakdown of every "mh" (cause I have no self control over how many times I've watched this movie), and the different feelings they give off :D

Alex iconic "Vicky... classic." To which Henry fakes a smile and does "mh", trying to sound convincing on their genuine friendship, while probably also questioning himself why must've been him the one he fell for.

The conversation about owning a key. The "mh" is bittersweet and reflects his need to cope with humor on what it's required from him as prince and all the things he can't do because of it.

"Have you ever got your heart broken?" "The day my dad died." It's a sad freaking "mh". It holds melancholy, longing and grief but again, it helps him cope with the situation.

Honest, spontaneous, interested "mh" for whatever Alex was about to say and thinking because Henry is always ready to hear all the intrigued thoughts that come out of Alex's mouth.

Lastly, an alerted, concerned "mh" for whoever made his boyfriend so uneasy and he's ready to comfort him and give him all the reassurance he needs.

Feel free to give your own interpretations and thoughts

[sukunasdirtylaugh]

Addicted to the idea of an ex!convict geto who is on the run. You married him young at the fresh age of 19 in Vegas, only for him to ‘abandon’ your marriage never to be seen again. Nearly 4 years have passed and you’re now a moderately prestigious singer at mafia!gojo’s club, the blue dragon.

audiences stack up on weekends until Satoru introduces you to an associate of his called Kento. He’s tall, handsome, and mature in ways you didn’t know you wanted or needed. After a few visits to the club, he asks you out for dinner. A relationship instantly clicked with the businessman that suddenly everyone knew you were his. Until a mysterious letter appears on your doorstep one day. Attached is a familiar pink ribbon and all black lighter.

“My men wouldn’t do that,” your now boyfriend shakes his head. “No one knows about him but me.”

“Ken, you’re the only one to know about him. No one knows about him except you and Satoru. So please, if this is a prank, tell me.”

“I’m quite offended you think I would casually play with the emotions of the woman I have invested all my time in.” He says, “I’ll go talk to Satoru if he knows anything, but it’s for the best if you cancel tonight’s show.” You pull away from the protective hold he has on your waist and hiss. “I won’t cancel a show. Tonight’s the premiere, a lot of Satoru’s clients have invested thousands in tonight’s event.”

“Cancel it,” your blond partner whispers, “I’ll pay the difference, stay the night at my-“ but your agitated nature makes you turn him down.

“I said no! I’ll continue the show, and you can’t say anything about it. It’s my career, kento. And you can’t decide when to sing for me.”

He should have known it had to do with your hyper independence, your need to still depend on your own income after depending on what Nanami considered a reaction of yours after your relationship with a cowardly no good for nothing scum bag who left his wife.

After his disappearance, search warrants for him went on the national level until his presence was declared inconclusive 3 weeks later. Months later, it was rumored he was found dead.

But no body was found.

Now in tonight’s stage, everyone is dressed in the 9’s, with kento leaning against a wall with crossed arms, looking over the audience as you sing prettily. That is until you see a dark figure, long black hair with a familiar silver wedding band on his fourth finger. What sets him apart is the drink on the table.

Suguru.

(wrote this part one and this part two as a result^)

[authenticcadence18]

FYI:

I do not think Phineas and Isabella will “break up” or anything of that nature in the new seasons.

At most, Isabella’s crush might take a backseat to some of her other character traits such as her being a leader, her snarky side, etc. Similarly to how they wrote her in Candace Against the Universe. They chose to explore other aspects of her character in the limited runtime of movie, which I fully support. But now they’ll have two full seasons, I highly doubt her crush won’t come up in some aspect.

The pnf writers know phinbella is a popular ship they would not sabotage it. I also suspect we might see Phineas’s side of things more, since the original show was lacking in that regard (and I suspect the crew have seen some of our critiques of “Act Your Age” and will not want to repeat that).

if you see me posting sad phinbella breakup content! that’s an au!! I don’t want them to “break up” in the show (I put “break up” in air quotes bc it’s unlikely we will see post-relationship phinbella in the show at all). I just think breakup head canons are neat and interesting to explore. There’s the canon timeline, then my chfil timeline (spoilers: they aren’t going to break up!!), then my breakup timeline. And then allllll the other timelines from other fic writers!

I can tag the breakup content if anyone would prefer not to see it! bc I would like to post more haha.

[nerd-at-sea5]

'i want to understand the language you dream in'

okay so. imagine natalie's parents used to use exclusively italian w her for the first 5 or so years of her life, so she didn't start properly learning english until kinder/first grade and therefore didn't have the best english for a while (like she knew some but nothing concrete) so she goes through life having to constantly translate everything she thinks before she says it, else slipping into angry italian when annoyed/flustered, but always one step behind, not because she isn't as smart but because 1 step of theirs is 2 steps for her, but she never says anything and just keeps a journal in italian and if the sharpie label scribbled onto her team hoodie says 'natalia' then is that really anyone's business? - but. but one day lottie sits down with an italian dictionary and goes 'teach me?' ......nat breaks down sobbing.

[soaps-mohawk]

I'm just a bit confused on the latest chapter of CRCB, the very end specifically. Is that like an angst cliffhanger or like a spicy one (I. E. Omega is enjoying it)? The chapter was so good! I totally understand if you don't wanna spoil it but like I'm confused. Thank you for creating this masterpiece!

Have a good day/night! And stay hydrated!

Okay, okay normally I don't like giving spoilers, and I was very tempted to just not give anything away, but since there's three of you asking this I'll spoil.

She's calling Simon alpha. She's not calling out for help or for John. Simon's getting the big capital "A" title in the throws of passion.

How Simon will react and what happens after...that I won't spoil.

But yes, for everyone wondering, it's Simon.

[the-real-peterparker]

um. every time you go to sleep, you trust your body to keep breathing and wake you up.