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Wow I'm just now realizing how little I post my art here woah ok uhhmm hold on let me just checks notes oh ok here we go woe dnd ocs be upon ye. (More descriptions for each character are in alt texts).
These two have full thumbnails and bgs because I've played them the most and also they was made for art fight
This is my spacefaring Delphi like delphiniums the flower she's a skittermamder basically a 6 armed little freakazoid like stitch (her design is based off a fennec fox and her colors are based on delphinums). Battle Squig for scale.
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This is my most recent Dikaya pronounced like Dyke Kaya she's a lesbian from lesbos but like actually she's based very much on the Greek goddess themis also dike (pronounced like Nike with a d) and her name is a romanised version of the Greek word meaning literally justice (feminine first person adjective form) anyways she's blind (just like themis). In case you were wondering yes my blog title still applies yes I think of Themis constantly why do you ask?
Anyways this last one here is Kit also designated Rampart it's definitely not a self insert of Lemonzest not at all ignore the drawings of what Kit/rampart would look like in my actual every day clothes I'm sure that's unrelated mhm
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#my art#dnd art#dnd oc#pathfinder#silly#yeah honestly idk what else to tag this with#shout out to lynn for making me remember these guys (i think about them all every day and never posted them here agghhh)
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Been thinking about it
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#art#fanart#my art#original art#doodles#sketch#shitpost?#Splatoon#Splatoon art#Splatoon fanart#Splatoon fan art#Splatoon big man#big man Splatoon#big man#mantaro#Splatoon memes#splatoon 3#i know how weird my tags can be sometimes. I use this as if it was my diary#anyway dear diary i feel like I’m actually going insane#nothing new. just had to say this because idk what else to say and I have to keep my compromise of putting some random hit in my tags#but honestly yeah idk might die tomorrow or something#i have to get up early tomorrow#but im here having a crisis then drawing the possible ways that big man can carry a#crossbody bag
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oh through the years
a redraw of a redraw of a redraw of a old art 👍
check down the read more to see the old ones
dec 17, 2022
june 24, 2021
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yes i did skip out 2023 sadly,, cuz allot of chet happened that year,, if you know, you know *cough* dead blue bird app *cough*
and yeah, didn't get to redraw this ol thing
#burg art#super mario#luigi#mr l super paper mario#... yeah idk what else to tag honestly lmao#super paper mario#i guess
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Holy sheet, I forgor I had tmblr erm,,, hello??? Anyways,,
Art dump Pt. 1
#fanart#qsmp#qsmp fanart#qsmp roier#guapoduo#qsmp cellbit#guapoduo fanart#spiderbit#spiderbit fanart#puppy roier#roierfanart#roier qsmp#cellbit fanart#idk what else to tag#also sorry for not posting#ive been busy#jk#honestly i forgot i had this app lmao#hope this compensates it??#yeah
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Ok! You've convinced me! If I want to be part of this community, I should explore the source material. I don't know if I'll like the artform, but if nothing else it's a cultural juggernaut I can research. My mom grew up watching Batman the Animated series, so I know that's an entry point I can try out, but I do like webcomics and manga, so I know that I might like comics better. It's an odd criteria, but is there a batman comic I can start with that's aesthetically pleasing?
Ooo aesthetically pleasing? That’s one I haven’t heard before. I’ll throw you a handful of choices of my favorite pretty comics!
Also I do 100% reccomend Batman The Animated Series which is my favorite interpretation of Batman to this day as it is for many, that and Justice League and Justice League United are WONDERFUL gateways too! (My favorite animated DC series of the time is Superman The Animated Series tied with BtAS)
I always recommend in order: Batman Year One, Batman Long Halloween, and Batman Dark Victory as it’s how I got into Batman in the first place and it’s a pretty good jumping off point. They also have movies of all 3.
mAN ok this is hard because aesthetic comics are SUCH a personal preference. Comic artists will constantly change around all the time. The current Batman/Superman Worlds Finest comic run is INCREDIBLY aesthetically pleasing and pretty as it’s drawn by Dan Mora so that could be a good go to.
- The Dark Knight Returns. It’s has a very fun gritty artstyle that I adore and it’s a comic that changed comics as we know it.
- Batman Universe is a wonderfully fun comic and his artstyle is fun so definitely check that one out.
- All Star Superman (2005-2008) has… ok artwork. But you get used to it and it’s story is one of the best written for Superman modern day.
- JLA Tower of Babel. Art is nice and the story is about Batman’s contingencies falling into the wrong hands. Good shit
Onto some Elseworld stories that aren’t canon but I LOVE the artstyles:
- Batman White Knight’s artstyle is BEAUTIFUL but isn’t a very good interpretation for your first time reading comics as it isn’t normal characterization of everyone.
- Batman Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth drawn by Dave McKean. It isn’t my favorite comic with it’s very edgy “hey what if batman is insane” (which yeah no shit he is insane) but the artstyle is uncanny and disturbing and beautiful.
- Kingdom Come. You have to know a bit about comics beforehand, I’d just recommend reading an article or blogpost critiquing 90s comic books, and behold the genuine beauty and glory that is this story. Painted by Alex Ross it’s one of the most beautiful comics out there.
They’re available online, your local library, or at your local comic shop! I hope you have a blast checking out the cool things comics have to offer!
#again my preferred start is Batman Year One. Batman Long Halloween. Batman Dark Victory#bones dc comic review#bones comics#dc comics#idk what to tag here honestly#if anyone else has recs feel free to reply to this!#anon if u want DM me and I can help u get said comics#bones replies#hell yeah dude I hope u have a blast reading :D#HI I REALIZED THIS WAS STUCK IN MY DRAFTS FOR FUCKING MONTHS SORRY
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Demyx (my beloved)
#kingdom hearts#demyx#honestly is there an organization member i dont like? not really tbh#ok i lied maybe one but even then i find him fascinating so even he gets a pass#demyx being such a good boy who doesnt actually care for fighting then having the whole kh3 thing#where he has the yellow eyes but still just helps the good team vaguely then dips out of the entire game#where did he go and why .... what secrets do you hold young man#i should replay kh3 cause there are things i think i remember but idk for sure#like wasnt there actually a scene where hes just... been benched for being bad at being bad or smth#i really remember a scene where either he says or someone else is like oh yeah he got benched lol#like why does he have to be so funny yet get so little screen time im dying squirtle#though for the record him just handing a mannequin to even and saying peace out for the rest of the game WAS hilarious#this is me living the best time line where not only does demyx just dip and never get mentioned from anyone#but also in an otome i played theres a route where my fave guy just also dips early on#and then in the very end some other LI asks another LI what happened to him btw like where did he go#and the another LI was like oh my god i forgot about him idk man#my favorites just making an appearance and leaving is really funny to me#these tags got super long bc im very stressed and now devoting brain power to vgs in order to not cry
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floyd dribble drabbles
#trolls band together#trolls#trolls 3#trolls floyd#floyd trolls#floyd fanart#i love him!!!#idk what else to tag#no one’s on insta anymore so#hi!!!!!#rough sketches 😔#I honestly don’t like making digital art#but yeah!#don’t forget to smile!
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WOUND UNDER THE CUT. CW FOR WOUND
#CW injury#fuck uhhh idk what else to tag this as#good tweet anomaly#so i stopped posting on twitter while at work and ive just been 'tweeting' in the Truck Channel of one o my friends' discord servers#GREAT ENRICHMENT HONESTLY#ANYWAy heres the saga of me 'tweeting' after getting burned by. and youll never guess. a curling iron#i havnt been around a curlin iron in foreeever so i forgot how carful u hadta be around them TToTT#i reached for somethin passed it but pressing my arm into it a bit too long#wooooopsie!!!! anyway ive been kinda lovin it#this wound has been AWESOME. stings like a MOTHER FUCKER#i love pain from wounds like this... so much more noble than the bastard chronic body pain and back pain#atleast this one knows to be hurt when pressed against. atleast THIS wound is tangible and solid and real and not FAKE and IMAGINARYY#like the foul hashimotos disease. which hides deep inside. like a motherfucker.#ITS BEEN 3 DAYS SINCE I GOT IT BUT NO ONES COMMENTED ON IT.... NO ONES EVEN SEEMED TO NOTICE IT... MY WONDERFUL WOUND...#ive had so many responses locked and loaded.. 'this is what they do to dealers that get too many black jacks ina row'#'yeah me and the homies were playing Swing Curling IRons at EAchother. the game where we swing curling irons at eachother'#'ieah it was a terrible turkey sandwich accident'#'you know how it is with spaghetti'#'i got bit by a radioactive curling iron'#LIKE CMAAAHHNN NO ONE EVEN CARES ABOUT MY AWESOME WOUND......#ANYWAY. i know the gay people in my phone will care about my amazing wonderful awwesome wound#also if u need me to tag this as smth lemme knowww i love youuu
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(yes i know i posted sall already but shshshss) uhm. random pintrest ocs save me- i should be sleeping HOWEVER!! agh. this is rlly good for artblock :] (i wanted to do a third but i am tired and my creative energy has run out for today) Also i need to get better with actually following the prompt images (etc polly having no cat or strawberry elements rlly and sall looking VERY diffrent from his images) but i still really like the practice hehehe
ok gonna go catch winks. (sleep lmao)
#don’t mind my little design ramble#its so fun tho#like honestly it is#and i would like to draw both ocs again#anyways.#yeah#my art#oc tag#art#character design#idk what else to tag
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Sugar-Free Cornbread Recipe
Hi, I came up with a recipe for sugar-free cornbread that’s affordable (at least where I live). Here it is + simple instructions
INGREDIENTS
3/4 cup flour
3/4 cup cornmeal
3 tsp sugar-free maple syrup
2 tsp baking powder
1/8 tsp salt
2 eggs
1 1/2 tbsp canola oil or vegetable oil
1/3 cup milk
INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat the oven to 425F and coat the bottom and sides of an 8x8 circle pan with non-stick spray
In a bowl, whisk together the cornmeal, flour, baking powder, and salt until evenly combined. If it looks like one ingredient, then it’s ready
In a separate bowl, whisk together the milk, maple syrup, eggs, and oil. When the ingredients are evenly combined and stick to the whisk a little, then it’s ready
Pour the bowl of wet ingredients into the bowl of dry ingredients, trying to cover as much of the dry ingredients as you do so. Stir it all together with a large spoon until all the dry ingredients are moist. If it begins to stick together and becomes difficult to stir, then it’s ready
Scoop the batter into the prepared dish (you’ll most likely need another, smaller spoon in addition to the main spoon), pat down to spread it across the pan, and bake for 20 minutes. Once twenty minutes are over, stick a toothpick in the middle and then pull it out. If it comes out clean, then it’s ready, but if it doesn’t, put it back in the oven
When ready, set the cornbread on a cooling rack (still in the dish) and let cool for about 15 minutes. Once it’s comfortably warm to the touch—not burning—cut and serve! (The crust will be crunchy and difficult to cut, so be patient; go slow and steady)
#baking#recipe#cooking#uhhhh#idk what else to tag this honestly#food#cornbread#!!! THERE’S A CORNBREAD TAG#anyway#this recipe is intended to be diabetes-safe (I’ve heard carbs are also a problem for people with diabetes but no one I know has that issue—#so there’s still carbs. I’m sorry)#there are flour alternatives that you could use in the exact same amounts if you need to avoid carbs!#uhh… yeah! feel free to reblog with you making it or even your own recipes!#I live in house with very picky people and two diabetics#but I was also raised with the mentality of “nobody leaves hungry”#so I’ve been looking for something else I could make#(one of my brothers really likes salty food but has trouble with vegetables so if anyone has any ideas please share thank you—)
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I wish i was a boy so i could get my ears pierced and piss off so many stupid people but be soso beautiful 😔😔😔
#just had to endure the most stupid fucking conversation#i feel like especially when you KNOW men who have their ears pierced like its giving insecure#and unnecessarily nasty#and mind your business#i need to cut my hair really short again so i can balance the world#actually lets talk about that in these tags rn because why not#i have really been grappling lately with whether i like having my hair a bit longer or not#because Technically i look 'Better' with it a little longer. but the main reason i like it short because the physical sensation of hair on#my neck etc bothers me soooooooo much. like i can live with it. its not a big deal but bruhhh#if i honestly thought i could pull it off i would shave my head entirely. but i simply like the Look of hair on my head so here we are#but yeah hashtag annoying and idk what to choose#le text post#anyways. any and every gender can do whatever the fuck they want to their body and wear what they want and ppl should stop saying its weird#or gay or feminine or whatever the fuck else they think is an insult!!!!!#aaaaaaaaaaaa
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I don't like talking about twitter drama anywhere but I just found the funniest twitter drama I've seen and it's literally about turon (a filipino snack made up of a fried wrapped banana with glazed sugar). Here's the translated thread as I guide you to this insanity:
"I SCOLDED CASHIERS AT SM MANILA SUPERMARKET. The line to buy a turon was long and there were only a few turon left on the stand. I was in the middle of the line and there was a lot more people behind me that wanted to avail a turon."
"There were 2 cashiers that were on break or had clocked out maybe that went to the cashier of the turon stand, and I heard that they were trying to reserve 2 turon. The cashier said 'Go to the line hey' but these two insisted that they don't need to go on the queue. So my blood started boiling because I really hate getting cut off in line."
"Then the one cashier took 2 turons for the two cashiers that cut in line. One of them said 'Dat ours?' then the cashier gave the turon to the two cashiers that cut in line and were waiting at the counter to pay. So my blood boiled even more."
"Then I told the cashier 'Miss you actually let these two cut in line while there's so many people in line, you're being unfair to the people waiting at the back' the cashier said 'Ah the two, sir?' Then I replied 'Obviously, yes!' with a bit of an angry tone in my voice."
"The 2 cashiers that cut in line for the turon were already holding them then I told these other two who were assigned in the counter that 'If you don't give up the turon, I'll let your manager know, there's a lot of people in line hoping to buy it too.' Dont tolerate that kind of attitude. So unfair!"
"The two cashiers didn't really say anything and they took the turon from the other two that cut in line. I just don't get why there's these kinds of people that could already see that there's a line but are still forcing themselves in and would choose to be unfair to others."
"Given that they're employees of SM, shouldn't they be more understanding because we're customers where they work. I'm not saying that the customer is always right, I just wish that they also know what's right and wrong. And there, I was able to buy a Turon with Chocnut*. Delicious!"
"And the people in line behind me because they were also able to buy some. 😊"
Additional Context:
Turon in SM is priced at PHP 25 which is relatively cheap. It's bout 0.50 USD?
More comparatively, seeing as OP looked at least middle to upper class (we'll discuss that later), it would've been easily affordable to him, but maybe a bit of a struggle for the two cashiers since they make less than the national average and are also contractual, often losing their jobs and not having any benefits.
Chocnut - a popular Filipino peanut butter chocolate that has a powdery consistency. it often melts in your mouth and is widely popular and beloved across the country.
This shit blew up and I mean blew up like this was just over ONE thread
It blew up so much that TURON started trending in Filipino twitter
Most people agreed that although cutting in line is bad, it seemed like OP felt way too proud of himself and probably should've just let it go because they were probably underpaid, overworked employees who only had 15 minute breaks.
OP's replies were also reeeeally self-important like
Person 1: mygod girl just dont anger a hungry person. lols OP: I stood up not for myself but for the people who were in line too and willing to wait. Again, respect and let's just be fair. Person 2: Oh no, he rly thinks of himself as a hero after what he's done here 😭😭😭😭
People jokingly started calling OP patay-gutom (lit. dead-hungry), a term we use here for someone extremely hungry and typically those who are hungry because of extreme poverty so OP decided to prove the haters wrong by... telling people that he was actually a millionaire???
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Person 3: You're a bit patay-gutom sis in this part. All that lashing for turon? Hahaha. Get a life girly! Person 3: This is the deleted tweet of sissy @/op's handle [Screenshot of OP's tweet with an attached censored image of one of his bank account information that shows that he has 1.5 Million Pesos. OP: Me who's patay-gutom and a girly with no life, is this okay now? Or do I SS my other banks? Jkkkk✌🏻]
So anyway, here's some of my favorite tweets translated!
The turon of SM, bow The turon of SM is queued for The sweet banana, sugar and chocnut Spreads at every bite Giving joy to those in line and the cashier Yet the poor cashier Who stood for ten hours Was denied two of the turon...
Next time you should just buy turon here I mean you have P1.5 M in Metrobank anyway [Image of the top of a menu for Amanpulo Clubhouse Restaurant]
The line for turon at SM jk: [screenshots of two videos of people slowly walking in a line in a crowded railway station]
motherfucker your thread is so long that if you just used the time you used to type to just go to the next sm to buy turon
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It's officially been about a day and half since this happened but it's still trending right now which is pretty crazy. I don't think I've ever been this blown away with discourse over filo twitter until now. I will probably think about Turon Man for a good while.
#mayaposts#mayapino#filipino#philippines#twitter#twitter drama#discourse#twitter discourse#turon#bananas#sm manila#manila#idk what else to tag this as#turon man#long post#people calling him a karen is so funny ngl#like honestly i get getting pissed off by this and yeah i could see people i know do this kinda thing but posting about it and then adding#what's essentially an ''and then everyone clapped'' in the end really made this story personally#then op revealing himself as a millionaire? *chef's kiss*#all for a cheap fried banana snack that from a chain mall that's honestly pretty mid compared to other easier and cheaper places you could#get it from#i know i do mostly history stuff but this was just so funny my friends who are otherwise also disengaged from twitter had been laughing#about this man for at least an hour now#we'll probably reference him for days to come#i also decided to translate this manually because the auto-translate isn't giving it justice + it didn't translate some of the tweets fsr
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a group in my city is holding a goth prom (really just a bat party in goth formal) and i can't go bc i'll be out of town, so now im sad :(
anyways im officially hosting a goth prom in the notes of this post, post ur favorite tunes or goth outfits and just chill, or discuss ur favorite soups or smth
#goth#honestly? idk what else to tag this#goth prom#yeah. because im sure people on tumblr are searching for that#nice one u idiot#anyways uhhhhhh#party#yeah idk im giving up on the tags here#reblog this or smth thatd be good
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Life would be so much more bearable if people understood that more than often they are not the target audience of several pieces of media they want to criticize
#this post is specific about disney live-actions and annoying 'fans' saying they're too woke or that they're ruining their childhood or stuff#bur honestly? applies to badically everything#'oh but this show is so stupid' 'this music is bad' 'this movie has a ridiculous plot'#yeah and maybe you're not the target audience so... shut up#media#disney#movies#idk what else to tag this as
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I don't talk about this stuff on here pretty much at all, but a past relationship really broke a ton of bits and pieces of my brain and heart in weird ways (I'm finally thinking about him almost never but the shit he pulled was abusive as hell and still affects me sometimes). Being in love with my current girlfriends for a while felt almost. Painful? Almost like I should be ashamed I can fall so deeply in love with people, and especially how quickly that can happen sometimes too. Thats how it kind of felt. I tend to get overwhelmed with emotions if I'm feeling them very strongly, and that has been extremely embarrassing and also felt almost like I was being a burden to those I love (which love is the main emotion that can 'get dialed up to 11' for me). It IS debilitating in some ways!!! It hasn't gotten bad enough I've been nonverbal in a really really long time but that happened this past week and it was wild to me.
Things are getting better now though! Therapy in the past has helped, and honestly having such patient and understanding partners has made a world of difference ;w;. my wife is someone who was one of my best friends and I had a huge crush on and now I can ask for cuddles and we can nap together and I've fallen so much in love. Her and her presence are literally heaven for me, I don't know if anything has ever made me happier than just laying next to her and feeling her warmth.
Worries of course flare up and I feel like I need to lean on her a lot during those moments, but I don't feel like too much of a burden to her. I love seeing the posts that say stuff like 'Its okay to be a burden' or 'its okay to be annoying' because really truly I think I need to be those things to survive sometimes. I can be 'a lot' and I can be a little bit obsessive and those things aren't inherently bad or evil of me. I just make sure I'm feeling okay during and after and make sure I'm checking in on myself often. I'm a bit of a broken girl, but that doesn't mean I'm not extremely happy and living a life I love. I've written poems and everything about how it feels like it must hurt to love me and my broken jagged edges, but hey, even if it does a little bit, it doesn't mean someone like my girlfriend/wife won't go through a little bit of burden to love me, and I'm more than happy to return all of this and more for her as well if she's ever in need or feels broken ;^;
#Not to be too gay but I wanna build my life with my princess more and more#She's. So good to me and she's so pretty and she's so beautiful and attentive and she listens to me in ways I feel no one else has#She understands me so well!! And I hopefully make her feel the same#But yeah I've been a burden a lot to people due to autism (which I didn't know I had for fucking ages) adhd and physical disabilites#And she feels like she isn't taking care of me which is good because I'd honestly hate that#But she understands me and makes me a better person and that's exactly what I've wanted for forever.#And being demi/aspec is awesome with her since she's aspec too and there's no pressure for sex or sexy times but if we both want it#It can still be super fun!! We gotta figure more of that stuff out if we want but knowing each others kinks (and sharing a good bit) rocks#Idk its so so so so easy to love my wife Maxie#She's so dear to me and we've only been dating for 4 months but they've been 4 months I've felt the most alive and seen#Its so easy to be cringe but free with her too idk#She makes me better and I hope I do the same for her. I don't want either of us to stagnate yknow?#But anyways yeah this is just a big journal entry of some kind I might do these every once and a while#Not to like. Brag??? I guess. Or show my mental illness so much. Its just kind of nice if friends know where I'm at in my life I guess#And idk having outside input on thoughts can be good. If any friends see this and go 'Hey Runa this is real weird maybe tone it down'#I can look at that stuff a bit more#Gonna tag this in a way I can find it and others in the future too#Runa diary logs#But yeah you're not hearing this from me but I wanna be with Maxine for the foreseeable future more than anything.#Gotta get my degree and a good job too and she's ofc not the only person in my life (I have Sara who is so very dear to me too ;w;)#Nor is she the only 'goal' I have either. I wanna make games I wanna make art. I wanna make something that other trans people#And queer people and just minorities in general can look at or play or experience and just go. Life is worth living#I love my life right now and I'm so glad I've made it to my late 20's.#Its only uphill from here :3#Wanna add on when I say she's not the only person in my life I mean that I have so many friends and people I love who love me too :3#♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
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A Small Look Into 0xEmpress
Alright so I was a little bit bored so I did a dive into a figure I thought was... interesting, to say the least. If you know the name 0xEmpress, you probably already know what you’re in for, but for those that don’t:
CONTENT WARNING: A LOT OF TRANSPHOBIA/HOMOPHOBIA AND SLURS
OVERVIEW
Alright so recently Hogwarts Legacy was cracked by a pretty infamous figure in video game piracy, 0xEmpress (Empress for short).
Empress is a Russian games cracker (as in they crack video games, I'm not sure if there's a better operative for this, sorry) who accrued attention in the games piracy scene for their specialty; routinely bypassing Denuvo DRM. A feat which no one had been capable of doing until, or since, Empress.
A DRM (Short for Digital Rights Management) is something added to a piece of software to prevent or restrict unauthorized redistribution. This is usually in pieces of code which check digital certificates which, if not present, will prevent the software from operating.
DRM is known for being annoying, even to players who play games legitimately. To pirates, though, it is the major obstacle they need to overcome when cracking a game. And with how often DRMs are updated, this makes the challenge an active battle between the creator and the pirate.
Cracking is simply the act of making the game not limited by this DRM and putting it into a state which allows it to be pirated and distributed.
Empress is known amongst video game pirates specifically for her ability to bypass Denuvo.
Denuvo Anti-Tamper is a DRM developed by Denuvo Software Solutions and is notoriously the toughest DRM to bypass for most pirates.
This is due to the methods Denuvo used, being “integrated into the games code” and “assigning a unique authentication token to each copy of the game” according to Empress. That, coupled with just how frequent Denuvo updated made any attempt at bypassing the DRM hopeless.
Very few had cracked Denuvo games, and none did so frequently. Until Empress.
Every game she cracks uses Denuvo. Her refusal to share her methods also means she practically owns the market when it comes to cracking those games.
Other than being free copies of otherwise expensive games, Empress’ cracks of Denuvo games have been reported to actually speed up the performance, as the DRM seems to be rather CPU intensive on games it is installed on.
Her ability to crack impossible DRM quickly and efficiently has given Empress a reputation as a one-of-a-kind legend in video game piracy circles.
So Empress is, in short, incredibly good at cracking games. She's gotten past the worst of the worst when it comes to DRM and publishes her cracks online for the masses.
Except, like many of history's greats, Empress is fucking insane.
NFOS
Within a lot of pirated games are included specific types of files, .nfo files. NFO, short for info, is a type of text file created by a videogame cracker which contains information about the game and the specific pirated copy, such as language changing options.
Like many text-only formats, the users of NFO files have gotten creative, drawing elaborate ascii art within the files as a way to distinguish themselves. Empress is no different.
Empress' NFOs include her name in giant bold letters, held up by pillars which stretch the entire length of the file. Additionally, she includes boxes of text with a distinguishing calling card.
--EXPRESSES--
ALL HATE & INSULTS
--DEPRESSES--
ALL DENUVO SCUM
--IMPRESSES--
ALL PIRATES ACROSS THE SEA
This is followed by a mention of the game's title, the type of DRM the game had/has (For example, Denuvo v10, Steam, Epic, VMProtect), as well as the emulator a game may be using.
Below the info are Empress' donation links to various cryptocurrency wallets, such as BTC, ETH, and Monero. These donations are said to "fund further DRM research and cover living costs."
Donators of $500 or more are able to request any game they want a crack for, so long as it has Denuvo DRM.
Further are contact links, including e-mail (notably protonmail), qTox (a secure instant messaging service), as well as her subreddit link.
The penultimate section of the NFO are the ~Release Notes~ and ~Install Notes~, which detail methods for installing the game onto a machine, as well as what DLC or edition of the game is included.
The final section, however, is the reason her NFOs are special. Aptly titled ~Special Notes~, this section is for any personal messages Empress wishes to send out to readers.
~SPECIAL NOTES~
Empress uses this ~Special Notes~ section to communicate with her audience, wax philosophical, and generally ramble to a non-specific audience. Often, these are related to videogame drama and events.
This section of the NFO is where Empress will break formality, switching to her signature typing style. Her RANDOM capitalization of WORDS she uses for either EMPHASIS or just GENERAL SHOUTING, her fondness of profanity, the creativity in her insults, ending a large amount of her statements with (middle finger), "quotations, both for emphasis and to actually quote general statements."
This typing style truly makes the ~SPECIAL NOTES~ stand out, especially since a lot of her rambles are utter nonsense.
It is comprehensible, yes. It has a point it is trying to make, yes. It is not as if she is being silly for the sake of it. She is unhinged.
Many of the NFOs are, to put it lightly, mean. Within a good amount of her NFOs, she includes messages to the companies who created the games, as well as Denuvo.
For example, the following was included within the Monster Hunter Rise Sunbreak crack.
"Message to capcom:
How dare you charge $430 for 98% worthless DLC
How dare you even charge to make edit to the
main character in the game?
FUCK YOU A THOUSAND TIMES YOU GREEDY FUCEKRS.
It didn't really help paying like little SLUTS
to denuvo to protect your DLCs, did it?...
It also didn't help that you made retarded DRM
of your own on top either, did it?...
Next time, please don't waste more of your
money and don't shame yourselves - focus on the
actual game instead, FAGGOTS.
Message to denuvo:
With this release, I have just proven that I
CAN and I WILL destroy your pathetic protection
no matter what you do. And now you can kindly
go fuck yourselves because your "Anti-Tamper"
has been TAMPERED with by me once again, and
is completely destroyed, LOSERS (middle finger)."
You may have noticed how she ended the statement to CAPCOM. Empress seems to hold many of the same opinions as the far-right gamergate crowd (i.e TheQuartering, Rags, etc.), bashing newer games with representation as "gay garbage".
"Games like: 'Gays Gone, Spidershit, Gay of War" get very high scores. Every fucking gay garbage comes out and you all love it..."
Except, seemingly, female representation. In her Dying Light 2 NFO, she states:
"STOP COMPARING 'SR' to 'GTA' you
DUMB PIECES OF SHIT. And I am
already aware of the "pre-hate" on
GTA 6, just cause people learnt it
will feature a 'female' character.
What the HELL is WRONG with that,
you sexist motherfuckers?"
Additionally, within the NFO for Dying Light 2, she praises the Saints Row reboot, stating it "is the BEST saints row game made." Saints Row, of course, being a series known for featuring gay relationships.
Despite this, Empress claims to be "bi-sexual and fully lesbian." The following statement was also included in her NFO for Maneater:
"3-Yes, I think any game without a female protagonist to be either gay or garbage. And YES,
I fucking hate most female characters in games whom are skinny and skeleton figure.
Big 'FUCK YOU' to every developer who thinks a skinny female is beautiful."
From these details, it can be inferred that Empress is a person with complicated and downright bizarre political views.
Though, this does not compare to her stance on trans people. A stance which has garnered her a bit of attention as of late.
FITGIRL
Fitgirl is a Russian-born repacker, responsible for repacking and distributing a large number of pirated games.
Repacking is the act of taking a game's files and compressing them down into something smaller, while still playing as normal. Repacking can be done to legitimate versions of games, however within the pirating community repacking is an essential practice as it reduces file sizes of cracked games for easy internet transfer.
So while repackers are distributors and do work with cracked games, they are not the ones to crack the game. This is a common misconception, many people believing Fitgirl is the one to crack the games. This results in a lot of people thinking Fitgirl is behind the cracks, thanking her specifically for the game.
Empress does not enjoy this fact. At one point during 2021, Empress got into a feud with Fitgirl. She intentionally limited the download rate of her crack to 200kb/s in an attempt to stop Fitgirl and other repackers from accessing it.
This was under the belief that repackers "steal the spotlight" from her work. After this, Fitgirl made a statement saying she would not be repacking any more Empress cracks.
The drama did not end here.
In 2023, the developer build of Atomic Heart was leaked, a developer build which used Denuvo as its DRM. As such, Fitgirl made a statement that, since Empress is the only person who knows how to crack Denuvo, she would not be repacking the build.
In a post on the r/piratedgames subreddit, a user posted a screenshot of Fitgirl's statement and asked why "Fitgirl is butthurt." A comment on this post, notably with more upvotes than the original post, stated:
R-Slur warning:
"FG (Fitgirl) is not ,butthurt'
Empress was the one who got butthurt and went full retard."
Empress, in a move which probably didn't help to clear the "butthurt" label, responded to this comment in a 436 word reddit post on her subreddit r/EMPRESSEVOLUTION. The full post is quite long but contains quite a few accusations against Fitgirl, as well as the typical flavorings of Empress ranting. Notably, Empress does not capitalize the start of her sentences like in her NFOs.
To summarize, Empress claims:
Fitgirl was pretending to have actually cracked the games that Empress herself had done as a way to boost her image.
That Fitgirl is actually a man, along with some transphobic language around that (Sissy and faggot, specifically). (This claim is difficult to prove as no proof was given. Fitgirl uses a picture of a french actress to represent herself online. As I cannot validate the claim, I will stick to she/her pronouns for fitgirl.)
Fitgirl was locking any post about Empress. (I am assuming she meant reddit posts on r/piratedgames, but Fitgirl does not seem to be a moderator so it's unclear if that is what she meant)
Fitgirl was begging for money, including a screenshot of Fitgirl's donation page. (A notably hypocritical statement)
The second point is particularly important because it leads into-
RECENT EVENTS
Her latest crack, Hogwarts Legacy, is a divisive game. To say even that much would be an understatement. It also includes Denuvo DRM, which made Empress the only one with a method of cracking it. Coupled with the fact that it is a popular triple-A release, there was no doubt it would be Empress' next target.
Less than two weeks after the game's official release, Empress announced the game had been cracked. The crack, which was quickly distributed across the internet, contained another one of Empress' rants in its NFO.
This ~SPECIAL MESSAGE~, which is 549 words long, details Empress' support of JK Rowling and virulent hatred of trans/WOKE people, though is surprisingly more legible than most of her other rants. This is not to say that the words she said had any actual weight to them.
The rant contains all the workings of an Empress NFO. Unhinged, half-baked philosophy wrapped with a bow of profanity. The only thing lacking compared to most of her other NFOs is a particular anti-corporate sentiment. Empress even tried her hand at poetry towards the end. It isn't good.
Not long before the Hogwarts Legacy crack was released, Empress made a certain post to Reddit, seemingly trying to “call out” trans people as well as a generalized leftist sentiment. The whole thing is full of logical fallacies and blatant bigotry. Unsurprisingly for Reddit, this had consequences. If you have paused reading this at any point to look up r/EmpressEvolution, you may have noticed a little notice.
"r/EmpressEvolution has been banned from Reddit.
This community was banned for repeatedly violating Reddit's Moderator Code of Conduct."
Her reddit account, unsurprisingly, got the same treatment.
In what I assume was a revised version of the NFO for the latest update of Hogwarts Legacy (And thus the latest crack of the game), she added:
"To reddit admins: hey, keep collecting TRASH and
don't be ashamed whenever you drop yours pants in
a BACKLASH.
To reddit slaves: suck it harder bitches, you are
not doing good ENOUGH. Keep on it and do try to
forget the CUFF."
DENOUEMENT
Honestly, I can't think of a great way to conclude this. It's like stopping a story half-way through, since Empress seems to be going strong, as well as how much I glossed over in just trying to get this much out.
There were a lot of details I could have gone into, such as,
Empress' Dark Souls 2 fever dream which got her into cracking games.
Empress' self-proclaimed cult.
Her weird obsession with calling DRM a "Cancer" (which might relate back to her Dark Souls 2 fever dream)
Whoever the fuck Mr_Goldberg is.
The true extent of Empress' weird philosophy. I glazed over it a lot but she's really into pretending to be a philosopher.
Her hatred for Stray. Like she really fucking hates that game.
Her "cult" having a $10k entry fee (I think it's a bit weird in how she words it)
People think she's actually a guy a lot and that infuriates her.
Empress got arrested at some point??? and she blamed Fitgirl??? This one is pretty hard to verify for a number of reasons.
The Sergiu situation
She might possibly include viruses and mining code in her cracks? Difficult to verify as I only saw it from a single source.
Is Empress real? Is this a persona she puts on to attract a cult of personality so people notice her more? Or is this truly how she is, a one-of-a-kind video game piracy expert with incredibly strange worldviews? Either way, she's become an icon, not just because of her skill, but also due to her controversy and unordinary but enrapturing personality.
I would like to say that, while I did write all 2655 words of this document, I do not in any way support Empress. I mean don't get me wrong, piracy is ballin'. But Empress as a person is just... gross. Her views and ideologies would make even some alt-right pundits look meek. However, I think you can admire a person for being strange and bizarre, as well as captivating, while also acknowledging their many, many flaws.
Links (CONTENT WARNING: SLURS, TRANSPHOBIA, HOMOPHOBIA):
A github of all of Empress' NFOs.
https://model-map.github.io/EmpressNfo/
A timeline on the CrackWatch subreddit of Empress. I actually didn't find this until I finished writing this (and tbh cannot be bothered to verify most of the stuff I've said through it) but if you want to do more reading, here it is.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackWatch/comments/lqibnh/empress_there_and_back_again/
Fitgirl's statement about Empress.
https://fitgirl-repacks.site/my-statement-about-empress/
The post/comment of Empress and Fitgirl being called butthurt.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PiratedGames/comments/1171usf/comment/j99oueq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Empress' response to being called butthurt.
https://www.unddit.com/r/EmpressEvolution/comments/117e8tz/important_message_to_rpiratedgames_moderators/
The post allegedly by Empress claiming to have been arrested. Again, this is pretty unverifiable.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackWatch/comments/lqs91b/finally_caught_by_the_police_goodjob_everyone/
List of a bunch of recently archived Empress activity. https://justpaste.it/8c1w0
Same thing as above. https://pastebin.com/uhF3JiWu
The reddit post she made that got her banned off the site.
https://www.unddit.com/r/EmpressEvolution/comments/117ywff/the_top_tier_contradiction_hypocrisy_of_the_human/ https://archive.vn/856Do
Wiki page for Denuvo, featuring a little mention of our problematic fave.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denuvo
Wired article about Empress.
https://www.wired.com/story/empress-drm-cracking-denuvo-video-game-piracy/
#0xEmpress#Empress#Piracy#PiratedGames#idk what else to tag this anyway yeah this one was wild.#I probably got a good few facts wrong or framed them in a misleading manner#for which I apologize#Honestly I learned most of this while writing this deep dive
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