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automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

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Quincey P. Morris is thee best character of all time and god fucking bless Bram Stoker for his creation. Mr Stoker, who clearly had never met a Texan or heard one speak in his life, asked him self, “now, is this something I should know anything about before writing a Texan character?” And the answer he came up with was “no, absolutely not,” and then he made Quincey P. Morris say shit like “why, if it ain’t for this rap-tootlin’ good ol’ beard-lickin’ quandery we do find oursels in, this is JUST like when ma mamma done wrangled that bull-hopper by his yarnhowlin’ horns and put him in the dusty gutter!” And everyone was like now Bram what the fuck does that mean and he was like don’t worry about it it’s called SLANG. god fucking bless

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shoutout to lucy westenra for being so conflict-averse that she would rather try polygamy than have to turn down a marriage proposal

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i love daily dracula but. i am so impatient. when is the next update from my dear friend jonathan. i miss him

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accidentally working for 25 hours in a week when i’m not supposed to exceed 10 hours 💪💪💪

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Every day I wait for letters from Jonathan like I'm lying on my stomach on my bed kicking my feet in the air with my chin in my hands sighing each minute I don't hear from him. Any second now I'm going to roll over and hug a pillow to my chest because he didn't call

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i tried reading radio silence to get over my post-heartstopper depression but now i have post-radio silence depression. i cant win

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looking forward to jonathan’s new entry for days just for it to be a paragraph confirming the door definitely absolutely is closed.

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Crawling down the castle walls

Like a lizard

When we drink we do it right

Getting slizard

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i sank to the floor completely dazed. dracula is gay?? dracula is gay!!

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fellas, is it gay to look attentively into another man's face and whisper, softly, "Yes, I too can love?"

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i love reading dracula but i love understanding insider memes more. it feels like seeing the memes after taking the psats in high school but better because i’m older and smarter now

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You’re all laughing. Paprika has given Jonathan queer dreams and you’re all laughing.

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i better catch up on the assigned reading (dracula emails) so i can partake in the class discussion (memes)

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⭐️"Hello. I hope somebody is listening"⭐️