he/they | demiboy (maybe demigod) | im like if a dog was an idiot
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i forget to mention it here but i have a youtube channel btw. if u like sim racing go look at it i guess
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you ever look at a girl n think how the fuck are you that pretty
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what about puppyboys and catgirls
shout out to all the catboys and puppygirls reading this. I'm ruffling your hair and patting your head
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im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...
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so jealous of people in massachusetts. how does it feel to live my dream
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ohh don’t worry about me, im eatin a whole buncho oysters.
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using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself
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found a longsword academy near me. time to study the fucking blade i guess
#this post sounds a little too reddit-y#need to tumblr-ify it#uhhhh#something something poor little meow meow#yeah thatll do#hema#fencing#swords
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you. go write bad self insert fanfic. go draw dumb shit. go enjoy music other people think sucks. enjoy things. be what u want. kill cringe
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if you really loved me you'd buy me a 17th century french swept hilt rapier
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"just give them a house lol" seems like a joking answer to solve homelessness but finland did exactly that and it turns out it works pretty well
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guess who's back up on my medieval fantasy bullshit
I just wanna be a sick ass duelist
no rizz just a rapier on my hip and a small target area for my opponents
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Where's that tweet about people still living long fulfilling lives even through the fall of the roman empire because I think about it constantly
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i need to fall over during a swordfight and then have my opponent stand over me with the blade to my throat and then spare my life anyways
hey who said that
#this technically counts as hornyposting i think which is hilarious because nothing here is inherently sexual#anyways shoutout to women with swords
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