#yeah bitch. ofc
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When he's mad and wants to talk down to you, but he's also shorter than you, you have to make it work somehow!
#they went pumpkin picking or something idk we don't do that here HAHA but I think they'd do the cringe basic stuff like that#me too I like cringe basic stuff I'm just saying they're both really annoying and don't know how else to do anything#so they're always googling 'good date ideas'#ofc they do things regarding each others' hobbies/interests but I just KNOW they get competitive about it too#trying to plan the best date for each other while seething with blind competitive rage#you know what I mean? I think they're both really stupid and annoying bitch 4 bitch but different types#like they're so cute together but they CANNOT do anything calmly they're very funny to me#every argument is ended by one of them saying 'because I love you!!' and the other one going 'o..omg 🥰' and then they forget about it#yk what I mean? yeah I know you do#art#digital art#fanart#jondami#damijon#damian wayne#jon kent#screentone#manga style#also my screentoning is getting better yippee!!#if I turn this into a small comic.... maybe I do#also this argument isn't even serious he's just mad bc Jon keeps 'undermining' his opinion on which pumpkins are best#bro's a farmer he knows his gourds imo sorry bro#illustration
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guess who finished tlok tonight and immediately had this come to him in a vision!!!!
#i. really like tlok. like a lot#i understand why people dont like it#and i can accept that OBJECTIVELY its not that great#but i had a fantastic time with it#anyways yeah. gay people#tbh. would not call zhu li and varrick normal. most queer straight couple on the planet.#hes a gay man. shes a lesbian. theyre in love. do you get it.#i dont have that many thoughts abt wuko. i really really like it though.#wu is like the webkinz milk cat to me. i need to throw him against a wall really hard.#and of course. korrasami. what is there to even say there#one thing i will say is before watching it i TOTALLY thought asami was a fire bender and also evil#like i kept thinking “yep this is when she turns evil and then theres enemies to lovers” but nope#not a bender or evil and honestly im glad#she totally wouldve been justified in becoming evil though. i sure wouldve#love her.so much#korra too ofc#i have SO MANY more thoughts but im gonna run out of space#last thing i will say is i am a guy who will just always prefer media i can criticize#love atla. but theres nothing there for me to really sink my teeth into or like bitch about#i love it when media is KIND OF BAD and i can RANT ANGRILLY about it#the legend of korra#tlok#legend of korra#korrasami#wuko#zhurrick#korra#asami sato#mako tlok#prince wu
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Probably some of my favorite page(s) from the p4au manga. Cringe ass loser Narukami LMAOO
Also, this one gets a special mention
They Mike Wazowski'd him lmaoooo
#i love how (fake) shadow yu keeps getting bullied by (fake) shadow yosuke bc like yeah. ofc shadow yosuke is a giant douchebag lol#real yosuke being like. STFU FAKE ME heeeeey uh (fake) yu? u good buddy? dont get all down u can just make a new one :)#no reason for him to do that. he knows his ass is a fake ass bitch trynna kill him but he still cant bear seeing yu so pathetic LOL#my absolute favorite part is shadow yu joining with yosuke despite being literally made to fight him. and then DIES#this is hilarious to me. rokuro saito i owe u my life#yosuke hanamura#yu narukami#shadow yosuke#shadow yu#fake ones but still#souyo#this too is souyo. bc i say so#persona#persona 4#persona 4 arena#persona 4 arena ultimax#p4#p4a#p4au#xander rambles
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Jude in QoN: “Of course it was a trick” That’s what you said.
Cardan:
#Cardan: but that’s what you dooooo baby girl I was just tryna match your energy#also him saying “ofc it was a trick”#that “ofc” speaks volumes to me#like “well yeah it was a trick?? no way you thought you were seriously exiled”#also he’s so fucking dumb for that cause yes#I see his side#BUT DAMN SHE JUST GOT BACK FROM BEING TORTURED BRUH#and you sent her to the one place you always told her to go back to😭😭😭😭with NO WARNING#that’s what Madoc did to her you son of a bitch😭😭😭took everything from her in one day#obvi Madoc was so much worse but they both took everything from her within a moment of time and sent her to a world she did NOTTT wanna go#I love love love Cardan#he overestimates Jude so much and it’s cute AS FUCK but fucks shit over#like yes I’m all for him thinking his wife is a literal god#but he needs a reminder of her mortality every once in awhile#the folk are so fucking oblivious dear god😭😭😭😭#cardan greenbriar#queen of nothing#jude duarte
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my opinion on the Blake lively situation
#okay so I never HATED Blake lively#but I did have a feeling about her#so I’d always like purposely not interact or view any interview or anything of hers that came up on my feed#I DON’T like Ryan Reynolds and never have#I just find him a try hard and annoying#and I did not like the couple of Blake and Ryan#they just seemed soooo pick me#so yeah I tried to just ignore the whole downfall of Blake lively that’s been happening#bc sometimes I just don’t care to comment or learn about celeb drama#BUTTTT ofc i got sucked into it#and not Blake tryna have a Margot Robbie in Barbie moment 😂😂#‘bring your girlfriends and wear florals!1!1’ GIRL MARGOT NEVER TOLD ANYONE TO WEAR PINK TO BARBIE IT WAS A NATURAL THING#not to mention I didn’t even realise this movie was about domestic violence as I’ve never read the book#and it was NOT being marketed as one thanks to Blake and Ryan#also why did Ryan have to get involve#ALSO this morning I saw the interview from 2016 where Blake is being rude to the interview#and oh my god it’s awful like SHE FIRSTLY FAT SHAMES HER OFF THE BAT NO HESITATION#then proceeds to ignore the poor interviewer#like doesn’t give her eye contact AT ALL#which I felt so bad for the interview bc I’ve BEEN THERE#this is why I’d hate to be a celeb interview bc imagine getting treated like a third rate individual by these big headed LOSERS who think#they’re better than you just bc they’re famous#I could NOT#anyways also Blake tried to have a whole feminist moment when the interviewer asked her about the clothes she wears in the movie#‘would anyone ask the men about the clothes’#UM BITCH YES??? COSTUMES??? IN FILM?? IS A THING ???#also can I just say Blake has always had the worst hair ever and the fact she has a hair care line is insane bc SHE IS KNOWN TO HAVE BAD HAI#and I never thought her fashion was good like even when people were simping over her met gala outfits I NEVER EVER SAW THE VISION#anyways yeah lol#the interviewer thing triggered me lowkey like HOW RUDEEEE
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I decided to start rewatching the fairly oddparents and something that I'm surprised to see (aside from it still being pretty funny 😂😂) is that I remembered Wanda being more of the straight-man to Cosmo and Timmy, probably because of the flanderization and season rot, but she actually MATCHES their energy?? Most of the time she's participating in or actively encouraging their wacky behavior and I think that's beautiful! We need to go back to that
#jane journals#not self ship#also a lot of these episodes i remember REALLY well tbh#i watched it quite a bit as a kid!#i was even there when the mpreg happened ajfjgk#but i didnt know so many funny meme moments were from season one! it makes sense tho#the first ep was a little slow so it felt like they were still finding their footing#but they become their charming selves pretty quick#im on the christmas episode already!! its only episode 7#and ofc we all hate bitch fartman's ass but he had a whole team#im sure like almost ALL of what makes this show funny is his team and not like. him#if his solo projects are anything to go by ajfjfk#im rambling now but yeah just reveling in the nostalgia
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Nightow really made two men point a gun at each other, two times, in separate occasions (different works) and no one is talking about it the enough.
This man says he doesn’t know how to write romance and then did whatever that is with those four that exudes way more intimacy than it should for what it is in all honesty
#this is about Bunji and Brandon.#like are you fr?? NIGHTOW CMON????#and like ofc I had to like bunji that bitch#like fuck you also why does he have to. and then when he. because. FUCK OFF#love them a normal amount (real)#I have not posted more about Gungrave but it’s because I’m watching too many things at once and reading and working#I just forget. and Vashwood in the noggin 24/7 so uh yeah! they make me sick#why why why why why why why why#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#Vashwood#gungrave#bunji kugashira#brandon heat#beyond the grave#do those two have a ship name??? I need to know. so I can. tag this properly.#two times used loosely bc it was more than two times of having a gun in their heads
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Allison gets so much bullshit from some people in this fandom
Her bitchiness and her being an asshole gets overplayed so much by some people as if kevin day isn't bitchy asshole supreme. Like it's kind of a relevant characterization of kevin that he's an asshole; it gets brought up a lot. All of the monsters are fucking assholes except nicky. But ig it's worse when a woman does it? Because people will write entire essays about how actually they're not really assholes because it's all because of trauma, but of course allison just is a bitch.
And yeah andrew choking kevin is a big significant moment for their dynamic and andrew's characterization but also far from the first or only person andrew choked. He almost broke allison's neck for a hit aaron absolutely deserved (because he was being an asshole)
#allison reynolds#aftg#all for the game#yeah she IS a bitch#and an asshole#but far from the biggest one on the team#and ofc you can dislike her for whatever reason#but saying its because she's an asshole#but then liking the monsters#it reeks of misogyny#this is not hate towards any of them either#i love that gaggle of assholes#but denying that they're assholes is fucking stupid#kevin day#andrew minyard#“none of the foxes are real assholes except allison�� WRONG#i wouldn't like them half as much if they weren't assholes
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captain tadashi yamaguchi is always on my mind. he was only allowed to exist for 3 seconds because furudate knew he was too powerful. captain yamaguchi could shoot lasers out of his eyes and level cities in a matter of seconds. he will also be smiling the whole time with the biggest, brightest eyes. he has the confidence of a demigod. he is breathtakingly gorgeous. he is the most horrifying person you will ever meet.
#thinking about the first time yamaguchi scolded the first years.#2 of them quit the next day. they weren't even the ones being yelled at they were just scared#i also have a scene in my head where yamaguchi and kageyama congregate and go over the application sheets together#+ captain and vice bonding i guess#and the first few applications yamaguchi's like “oh yeah these guys were pretty good. they just need some more teamwork” yadda yadda#and then one particular application comes through and yamaguchi lets out the heaviest sigh#and kageyama's like “what's wrong?” and yamaguchi's like “can i be honest with you?” and kags is like “ofc”#so yamaguchi says “he's a great player. but oh my fucking god he is such a bitch”#kageyama's eyes get soooo wide then because he's pretty sure it's the first time he's ever heard yamaguchi swear#(and maybe his cheeks get a little red too because it was kindaaaaaa)#(yes this scene is about yamakage and yamakage only they are so important to me)#anyways Captain yamaguchi tadashi my heart is yours🫶
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I JUST DISCOVERED THE SHERLOCK AND CO. PODCAST!!! I WILL BE LOST TO THE SHERLOCK FANDOM ONCE AGAIN!!
#will i turn any minimum interaction between Sherlock and Watson into Johnlock? yeah. im in tumblr bitch ofc i will.#sherlock and co#soff rants
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please say it (about phil/ken and public perceptions) (inquiring minds want to know)
Hi!! Sorry for taking a bit to reply as well, I'm not sure I actually know how to word this without upsetting someone in some way so I've been thinking about it and I still might fuck up, BUT I'll give it a shot:
in many ways way back in the day, after they became "Dan and Phil" instead of AmazingPhil and his twink boyfriend Dan, or just "Phil and Dan" if you're boring) the public perception seemed to be that Dan was the famous cool one and Phil was... just Phil? People thought he didn't look as good as Dan a lot (which.... mental!) or that Dan was the Interesting one in a way? Even though it started as the opposite cause Phil was already somewhat known when Dan entered the scene, it shifted a lot over the years, to a point that people wouldn't watch Phil or care about him, besides the phan aspect of him, even well out of the "we're different people" era.
Of course I wouldn't say it was a majority of their audiences, but there was a good chunk of Dan's audience that didn't care for Phil in general (as you could see from their huge subscriber gap) which also reinforced the argument that Phil was somehow the lesser one out of the two of them. In fact, the amount of Phil love we see these days absolutely warms my heart, cause I remember a time when people who truly appreciated Phil for Phil and not just Phan where a much smaller number.
So this comes down to the I'm just Ken thing. A lot of the times people perceived Phil as just the other guy from Dan and Phil, cause everyone was obsessed with Dan. I feel like he's always been incredible at giving Dan his moments, ofc, but at the same time it stung everyone who cared about him how much some parts of the public didn't care about him and treated him like "just ken" in a way, yk? Only interesting when part of a set with Dan, not individually.
Anyway if you remember the absolute NIGHTMARE that was Dangirls.... if you know you know! lmao You've been through War and I appreciate it, comrade!
#opinion#is this anything? not really askdjsa#soz I thought I could express this better#but yeah Dan has barbie energy insert the clip of him as a kid performing loool#just wanna reiterate I don't agree with any Phil slander I've always loved that bitch okay#in fact I used to refuse to say which one of them I preferred over the other cause back then it was not at all as harmonious as it is now#now u can just be a dannie or a phillie and we all love both of them and each other and have a lovely time#it was war back then and ofc I couldn't pick a side if it meant I didn't care about the other one
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im ngl i think my favorite headspace to be in is "want to be annoying"
#i am also really low energy today so i cant really do my normal expressions of it#(spam messaging Everyone i want to talk to at any given moments notice; sending random pictures/asks/etc to ppl)#but i also like. love being annoying. idc how others feel about it. there's something so wonderful to me about being such a nuisance to ppl#u like that they roll their eyes when you post your random thoughts AGAIN#there's something so lovely about pushing peoples buttons (within reason)#there's something just so fun about being ANNOYING!!!!!#ugh#i think it may genuinely be impossible for anyone to make me hate myself with mean words now#i think about it a lot and ppl can be really mean and it'd make me sad ofc if people were mean to me#butalso like#every person who is mean to me for silly reasons or bc they wanna take me in bad faith; every hateful thing thats been said to me - its all#jokes. my screen name on discord in a couple different servers is nicknames over stuff thats ACTUALLY been said to me#i think weirdly fondly of the man who yelled out to me on my birthday last year “fat bitch” fromhis car not bc he's a good man (fuck him)#but bc yeah that hurt my feelings alittlein the moment - and then after i was like wait why? i AM a fat bitch! its one of my favorite thing#and every time soemone hates something abt me i just kinda learn to love it out of spite#anyway all of this is 2 sy: mutuals if u read this im holdin my finger 2cm frm your cheek going “IM NOT TOUCHING U” & giggling abt it c:
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do you also think about ekky, in his first full game back after rehab, the practise held the day afterwards, when asked how easy it was to play with forsy again going "its like having your own cheat code out there" and "im blessed to be able to play with such an awesome partner" thanks man very nice
#its the witching hour and they consume my thoughts#fork found in kitchen unfortunately#but also thanks jameson for phrasing it as “is it like you never left?” and ekky jumps on that going “yep thats exactly what i wanted”#like thats not gonna fucking haunt me at all#take a swig anytime ekky describes being able to play with forsy as being “blessed”#sumn sumn body like a greek god sumn worship him like one too or other#the religious undertones in sports is impossible to ignore#but also you did describe this man as a greek god#so this really isnt helping that extended metaphor#i also think a lot about ekky saying “gus” because its not very often you hear him first name him#and also him immediately looking over to his stall... okay#i thought he was making eyecontact with the otherside of the media scrum but i watched it whole and its very obvious when he does that#no this bitch is craning his neck to look at forsys stall like a normal person ofc#in my mind forsy is off to the side waiting until his interview wraps up so he can continue dressing down#and ekky going “gus” because jameson said it first is looking over at him to see his reaction#delusional? we move#im sorry i gave an impromtu forsblad primer to a friend while we were on a call and i was pulling up all my clips to cry about#and this one fucking sent me spiraling again#gus... okay yeah#im in my feelings again please look away
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aune just healed astarion and said, “I’ll kiss it better later”… excuse me
sobbing but also jumping off the walls but also giggling and kicking my feet
#this has probably *BEEN* in the game but this bitch historically never says her lines so 💀#im having a moment.#also the actual circumstances that lead up to the healing was the dumbest thing:#we went back to the putrid bog just so I could take screenshots in the swamp lmfao. shadowheart and astarion came along#I ofc did not give enough of a fuck to navigate around the traps in the water because it’s fine they won’t die#but for the first time ever aune and astarion did not make their saving throws from the bleed condition (shadowheart was fine of course 🙄)#'bleeding' turned into 'open wounds' (or maybe we started with open wounds idk)#I was like “oh shit never seen that before! should probably do something about it!” so aune healed astarion#I didn’t heal aune because I wanted to see what would happen#what happened was 'open wounds' turned into 'rotting' which turned into 'flesh rot' lmao 😩#YEAH IDK WHY SHE KEPT FAILING HER SAVING THROWS??? GIRL?????#oc: durge!aune#astarion x durge!aune#bg3#my posts
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Stop im rewatching why dan is leaving me bc of ur post theyre so disgustingly domestic i adore them
sometimes i watch that video just to feel something
#you are so valid for that anon#theres something about the energy of that video that really gets to me#theyre filming cause its promo and its good clickbait and its silly and fun and Them#but its also For Them yknow?? theyre like we're gonna talk about how we're gonna be apart for the longest time since we've known each other#AFTER 13 years of knowing each other#just even framing it like that really is wild. but its exactly what happens. and they're both on the same page of yeah its a long time.#which. it isnt That Long but it IS for them yknow!#the silly intro phil does in front of Dan's closet. and it starts with dan going oi if you're crying about me it better be a long video!#its goofy and ridiculous. theyre in this bouncy happy uncertain mood. because theres gotta be some adrenaline with it but also appreciating#each other while theyre still there together. then its the complete lack of intro to dan bc come on now its dan you know him. obviously.#& then its the 'sphere' convo and im like bitch. he wants to touch you cause youre leaving!!! let him!!#then dans genuine shock at the swear like mans is down BAD. and then the teasing! the so real plant teasing. but also general life concern#the heart cactus makes me feel some type of way okay#the sheer domesticity of the stair convo and the ps4 struggle#and how phil turns it right back on dan with the selfie incident and dan is bashful about it.#and how phil just. gets to say that dan cant shower in the bus. bc it freaks him out. & ofc dan wont stress him like that.#(also the closet rifling. something dan's 'nice to know you do. in a dark drawer somewhere' vs the lacey shirt being lacey underwear idea)#the bathroom being very clearly a shared space.#goddd theyre sooo smiley and soft and i Cant#dnp#c.text#dan and phil
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Anyways these both came to me in a dream you’re welcome
#Adios bitches (they both die because they chose to fist fight instead of use their actual weapons)#/j ofc chiron's fight is easily top 10 fate fights because i love watching bitches punch one another#i would like to see that with li shuwen because that LE fight was NOT it besties#Li Shuwen#Chiron#yeah im gonna put my creates tag this is my new magnum opus#Kiwi Creates#Archer of Black#FGO Li Shuwen#FGO Chiron#Fate Apocrypha#Fate Extra#Fate Extella#Fate Last Encore#Fate#Fate Go#Fate Grand Order#FGO
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