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I have 7 cats btw

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Not that what I say matters but I’m annoyed of people saying how sick they are of seeing others’ portrayals of Jude and Cardan being inaccurate when the “inaccuracy” is clearly a sarcastic thing the fandom does. Most people here don’t actually think Cardan is this weak little puppy who’s Jude’s bitch. 99% here do not think Jude is this heartless murderer filled with an unending lust for blood.

People are just joking when they give Cardan and Jude shit like that. Enthusiasm creates hyperbole. Hyperboles create jokes. Such and such

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Me btw (creds) 🥰🥰

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S I M P

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Is Cardan good at slyfooting or is Jude just bad at it

Or both

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Kaz to inej:

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Sometimes, when lying on the cold stone floor, I wonder if there’s a limit to what I will let them do, if there is something that would make me fight back, even if it dooms me. If there is, that makes me a fool. But maybe if there isn’t, that makes me a monster.

—Jude Duarte, from The Wicked King by Holly Black

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Was it casual when you married me and then exiled me the next day?

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Cardan: never sleep with your enemy

Cardan: me and Jude have only kissed

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Jude when she sees Locke: oh ew it’s him

Jude when she sees Cardan: oh fuck it’s him

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Jude being courteous in her moments of rage >>>

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—Jude Duarte, from The Wicked King by Holly Black

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Imagine you buy a cute girl a dress anonymously and she rips it up and uses it to tie you to a chair. :(

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QoN Ch.17

Taryn:

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rip cardan greenbriar you would’ve LOVED arguing with little kids on roblox

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I tried okay

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Showing the Fae some human holiday traditions ✨️