#yea i thought so

[syrips]

casually thinking about that anon that said i dont know strahd at all

like its hard to believe u anon when my headcanon is that strahd would/does listen to taylor swift and i CAN THEORIZE IT WITH SOURCES

stupid stuff below

proof #1: Taylor Alison Swift can be anagrammed to Tatyani Forsillows . For silo..? for a silo - a tower? for silo - isolation? .. coincidence? i think not.

proof #2: she's seen as a 'music chameleon?' a chameleon? you know who else is a.. chameleon..?

proof #3: strahd would listen to these songs and believe she's singing about/to him

proof #4: strahd would be FANATIC for her. all fan merch? strahd has it. some of his warlocks are swifties. he hugs his tatyani pillow and sobs as she's in a strange world that he cant even buy concert tickets for.. destined to be apart..

proof #5: strahd would become obsessed with the lore and messages in her music/vids. you know he's on his magical computer talking with other fans about theories of the universe lore. he'd unironically see it as a code that his beloved is trying to give him on how to break the curse

ok so while writing this i was gonna pull out like dnd sources but i think using her wiki page was easier and funnier. and im lazy. id imagine strahd would be unhinged so yea. if u ever randomly hear her music, imagine strahd hugging a pillow sobbing about how he's trying his best to break the curse and he wont give up.. very sad..

[pissmoon]

I know this is mean and cruel but when you meet these christians that are like life is meaningless if u dont believe in cop daddy in heavens u would not have existential issues if you just believed everything cop daddy made is for a reason and never questioned anything around you people only have depression because we live in godless times. And months later they are like i have depression like?? I thought you were too superior for that and it only happens to us godless degenerates what happened didnt you believe hard enough

[lyxthen]

So I wrote my name

And the names of some friends!!

I also wrote the opening sentences of The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka because I had it around.

Still unsure if I should keep the special closing characters at the end of words or if I'm just making everything more confusing.

(reading it again I'm seeing some significant mistakes brbrbrbrbrbrbrbr but whatever)

Can't believe I use my main blog for this nonsense

[moncuries]

guess what i watched on new years (a redraw kind of)

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[devicecontact]

Did a little meme redraw thing. Og under the cut

[kelocitta]

Anthro Au Survivor drafts feat. too much worldbuilding because I cant just put pants on a slugcat like a normal person & my godawful handwriting

The Survivor (Their full, scavenger-given name includes the 'The') was separated from their family while traveling between colonies and stranded in the dangerous unpopulated wilds. Against all odds they managed to survive (and wander) far longer than they should have been able, but rather than reconnecting with their (or another) slugcat family, they instead made contact with one of the many wandering scavenger troops- But unfortunately not one that had ever met a slugcat nor had any idea what to make of a stranded one. Regardless the group gave it their best, ended up committing to the role of slugparents, and The Survivor and their troop still consider themselves close family long after Survivor finally reconnected with their sibling. (They're a bit of a mess though, understandably)

[plaguedpriest]

Ultratober Day 07 - OTP

I'm feeling better now (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

[cockyhorror]

[suntails]

WIPs

[offscot]

you STUPID egg.

[lyxthen]

So I wrote my name

And the names of some friends!!

I also wrote the opening sentences of The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka because I had it around.

Still unsure if I should keep the special closing characters at the end of words or if I'm just making everything more confusing.

(reading it again I'm seeing some significant mistakes brbrbrbrbrbrbrbr but whatever)

Can't believe I use my main blog for this nonsense

[nyaawn]

Cait Sith Carried like a Cat.

[lotus-pear]

i think you guys are onto smth..

i unironically got invested in this HELP

[aleixis]

imagine isagi getting invited to one of his teammate's house parties, and convincing you to come along with him, his shy and sweet gf ! you're not a fan of crowds or gatherings, but you can't avoid social gatherings forever, and you want to spend time with yoichi, so you agree to go.

you regret it almost immediately. even though yoichi's arm is wrapped around your waist, keeping you close to him, you can't help but feel lost in the crowds of people :( what's worse, drunk strangers who you've never met in your life keep approaching you when you're even a moment apart from yoichi, asking you things like 'what's your name?' or 'are 'ya here alone?'

your dread intensifies when you come back from the bathroom to see a girl asking yoichi for his number. you see him trying to avoid her, letting out multiple "i have a girlfriend" and declining her advances as calmly as he can, looking uncomfortable as ever when she goes so far as to grab onto his arm, giggling.

you approach the girl and say to her firmly, with all the courage you have,

"he's my boyfriend, so would you stop clinging onto him?"

the girl stiffens and lets out a curt, "sorry, didn't know he had a girlfriend," and walks away, clearly ashamed. ( he told her multiple times he had a gf ugh )

yoichi turns to you to explain the situation, but you just grab onto his hand.

"can we please leave, yoi? 'm tired. and overwhelmed," you ask him.

yoichi simply nods and agrees, "i'm tired too, baby. let's get home, yeah?"

you arrive at yoichi's apartment, legs sore and tired. you plop onto his couch, closing your eyes momentarily.

"how's a movie and cuddles sound?" yoichi asks from the bathroom.

"mm, sounds nice. wanna shower first, though."

yoichi laughs. "i was thinking the same. c'mon, hop in with me 'n we can shower together."

the warm water of the shower trickles down your scalp as yoichi shampoos your hair.

"you were super cute when you called me your boyfriend, by the way."

"shut up!"

hmmm i think 'm gonna make more of these how do we feel ! ( •̀ ω •́ )

[feels-for-the-fictional]

You can't tell me our main man Jim, Jim Kirk, James Kirk, James T Kirk, James Tiberius Kirk, CAPTAIN stack of books on legs James Respectful and Sensitive Tiberius Kirk does not know about Vulcan hand touching and their significance.

This man. JAMES KIRK. Looked at Spock, clearly vulcan spock, hands firmly planted behind his back Spock. LOOKED him up and down, and despite absolutely knowing it would not be considered impolite if he didnt offer a hand shake, looked at Spock, tall drink of water Spock, Vulcan sensitive hands used as terms of affection Spock, and was like hmmmm absolutely will make this Vulcan shake my hand. AND SPOCK gave like 1 second of thought before he was like yes absolutely here is my hand to hold for you and you only. I AM DECEASED