#yall think it’s funny

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[thefriendlyneighborhoodqueer]

i’m so sorry but i just saw a post about duke’s eyes glowing and now i NEED to see fanart with jason and duke, the Glowing Eyes Bros TM

i’m picturing them on a midnight snack run in the manor kitchen, but just chilling in the dark

Bruce, getting back from a late patrol, wanting a midnight snack, can tell someone’s in the kitchen but it is pitch black : ….

Bruce : Who’s in here?

Jason and Duke :

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

[venusian-liquoric3]

💀💀

Robbie saying "y'all think it's funny to reinforce the socionormativity implying that platonormative society is funny while oppressing marginalized platonic oriented people such as aplatonix. This is a form of aphobic allonormativity, strictist suptilicism and variphobic zedsexism"

[spkyart]

Specialist

[soup-du-silence]

"In Jamil's dream, Kalim won't exist. "In Jamil's dream, HE'LL be housewarden and Kalim will be his servant." Actually I think he's too codependent for all that, maybe he just wants a break and a fruity drink and then he'll be right back on his grind. That's my theory, anyway.

[enderspawn]

cleo reacts to joel’s new glow ink store (VOD)

[xia0ming56]

Fellas is it gay to tenderly hold another mans hands in yours

[separatist-apologist]

Genuinely, and I mean this kindly, but learning to recognize bait and not engaging with it will change your fandom experience.

[velvetwyrme]

You know how some people start crying when they get mad? Imagine Fell!Papyrus like that. I like to think he's still the same when he grows up too, but just looks and acts mad all the time even when he isn't.

Also, extra babybones that couldn't fit on the page. what a grumpy lil guy.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Thanks for the new discord emoji boss!!

The last thing you saved on your phone is what Michael is reacting to….

[notherpuppet]

FAQ: WILL THERE BE MORE MY DEER NANNY!?!?

yes, eventually lol

I have many many ideas in that AU

I wanna see domestic Radioapple 🎶 more than anything 🎶

I just go with the flow of creativity and rn I really wanna draw demons and other AUs haha.

But trust—I desperately want to draw all of these comics. It’s fun as fuck! 😚

Also school year is starting so I’m bout to be busy af with work and school, but I draw for fun in my free time, so you can pretty much anticipate something from me EVENTUALLY 🥰

[kalofi]

really really terrible and bad

[luchaaa]

can you PLEASE stop flirting on the sentient megamachine 😑

[petricorah]

🍃 couldn't decide on which of jin's hairstyles i liked best so i combined them [id in alt]

[heybiji]