#yall know they would kill it

[asmogorna]

"Please pass the pills🍷"

close ups + process thingies as a bonus :3

originally i TO MY SHAME didn't think about the "please pass the pills" line and instead normal?? will?? norman?? was passing the other guy napkins ..

[non-plutonian-druid]

[ID: a doodle of old, Commission-era Five lounging in a bathtub with cucumbers over his eyes and a glass of wine in one hand and a bottle in the other. He has several scars, including one that starts at his collarbones and goes all the way down his torso. End ID.]

i missed old five this season so bad. where was he!!! Where was my old man!!! I took it upon myself to answer with "in the bath, chilling" because he deserves it. old five people, you're welcome

[afsosville]

Lan Clan Shen Jiu! would use the killing chord technique religiously.

This is the same scholar who is known for fighting dirty, he would not give a shit about whether his fighting style is unorthodox or not. There's that mentality of using every advantage you've got (for survival).

[monotone-artist]

[id in alt]

some idw redraws

[bumblydumbly]

Crazy how people buy into the ‘Vander and Vi hero, Silco and Jinx villain’ thing like the writers didnt try so hard to tell you its not even close to being that simple

[ironunderstands]

What's your opinion on people claiming aventio is teacher x student and that it's problematic because of ratio calling aven his student

Read a book please and if you are of voting age please refrain from participating in your elections because if your mental capacity is clearly lacking and I don’t want your poor decision making to impact others.

a) If you believe Aventio is genuinely student X teacher, HOW????

They are the same goddamn age, Ratio literally sees EVERYONE INCLUDING HIMSELF as a student, it’s not that serious to him and he’s not LITERALLY Aventurine’s teacher, he just wants to help him learn things and idk how that got twisted to being problematic. Also this would make every other Ratio ship problematic but I don’t see yall mentioning them ever hmmm. Ratio isn’t literally handing him out homework for fucks sake, he’s trying to help him, and if that’s somehow problematic then god help me. Moreover, their relationship isn’t strictly a professional one, sure they have jobs to get done but once that’s over they can spend time together and it’s fine because they are EQUALS and PARTNERS, the guild literally positions them as STRATEGIC PARTNERS because they are on the SAME PLAYING FIELD AAAAAAAA

and B) what makes student X teacher toxic in the first place is the power gap between both parties, but get this, AVENTIO’S IS REVERSED. Ratio literally holds no power over Aventurine, whether it be in age (they are in the same age range), intellect (Aventurine is extremely intelligent, just in a different manner), and in terms of both position and pure physical strength, Aventurine completely overpowers Ratio, yet I don’t see anyone trying to babyfy Ratio over this because nobody who has actually made this argument has thought about it, let alone the characters they are describing for more than 3 seconds

[legend-had-it]

4ever yearning for a fic where zoro and sanji are in-canon childhood friends and theyre like, exactly the same, but small

i want zoro to show up to the baratie [kuina and koushirou took him] and Instantly pick a fight with sanji, and this just Keeps on going forever.

and everything is the same but they pull up embarassing childhood memories whenever they start losing

[sallymew4]

kids when they hear that their dad is back in town VS. kids when theyre hanging out with a conman that accidentally stole their wallet once

im not even joking btw

bonus heres me being crazy about them in dms ^^^

[hamletthedane]

imagine you go into X-men ‘97 thinking it's another cool superhero show where they fight bad guys, deal with mutant discrimination, etc etc

but turns out it's really a three-season long lawsuit in probate court contesting the Last Will and Testament of Charles Xavier. the X-men have to prove by preponderance of the evidence that Charles Xavier was unduly influenced to change his will to benefit Magneto. Magneto must prove to the jury that his relationship with Prof X met the legal standard of common law marriage (they secretly lived together, they held themselves out to the public as a married couple, etc). Wolverine accidentally kills the bailiff and has to prove his innocence.

I mean, *I* would watch that

[honeycrispjamz]

“The girls would kill Misty if they found out she broke the blackbox!!” Okay and how are yall gonna feel when Lottie finds out and won’t let any of the other girls hurt her. What then guys what then

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Another DPXDC post for the first time

Yall remember winged danny? Yea me too the good ol days lads

But imagine Danny in Gothem cause hes either on the run from his family or the GIW you decide boys on the run and probably alone.

He gets picked up by the Waynes at some point and eventually he goes to have the “im not normal talk” but they all know. He is a meta or something. They have been waiting for him to be ready to tell them, if ever. They would accept him no matter what.

Except the time comes and he just “I have wings” and like everyone is shocked™️ Danny gets the idea hes about to be rejected and starts to fold in on himself and someone better snap out of it before the kid cries. Alfred is the one to speak first probably.

Just everyone so shocked but I mean it’s more a shock that they missed this instead of that Danny has wings. After that they fully accept him and apologise. Someone says the “we thought you were about to tell us about your powers!” Danny just has his own little moment before shouting “YOU GUYS KNOW I HAVE GHOST POWERS!?!?!!!?”

Anyway they move on and Danny hardly brings the wings up again but he does get seen around with them every once in a while. But eventually they find out hes not taking care of them as he should. It’s probably Duke who sees Danny with his messy wings and offers to help him.

Let Danny get help with self care ok. The Bats would all go nuts learning how to take care of Danny if he ever asks.

Now imagine the reverse of this and they all know he has wings but not that hes the High Ghost King Phantom.

[confusedspaceotter]

Okay but imagine this:

At the end we get a final scene with Ekko saying his final goodbye to Jinx who’s boarding the airship

(look they BOTH went though so much and I just want them to be happy

[diaries-of-me]

y'all know that gorilla song by bruno mars cause...them lyrics...baby...

Ooh, I got a bottle full of liquor With a cocaine kicker And I'm feeling like I'm thirty feet tall So lay it down, lay it down You got your legs up in the sky With the devil in your eyes Let me hear you say you want it all Say it now, say it now

Look what you're doing Look what you've done But in this jungle, you can't run 'Cause what I got for ya, I promise it's a killer You'll be banging on my chest, bang-bang, gorilla

Ooh, ooh, yeah You and me, baby, makin' love like gorillas Ooh, ooh, yeah You and me, baby, makin' love like gorillas

Yeah, I got a fistful of your hair But you don't look like you're scared You just smilin', tell me, "Daddy, it's yours" 'Cause you know how I like it, you's a dirty little lover If the neighbors call the cops, call the sheriff, call the SWAT We don't stop, we keep rockin' while they're knockin' on our door And you're screamin', "Give it to me, baby Give it to me, motherfucker"

Oh, look what you're doing Look what you've done But in this jungle, you can't run 'Cause what I got for ya, I promise it's a killer You'll be bangin' on my chest, bang-bang, gorilla

Ooh, ooh, yeah You and me, baby, makin' love like gorillas Ooh, ooh, yeah You and me, baby, makin' love like gorillas

I bet you never ever felt so good, so good I got your body tremblin' like it should, it should You'll never be the same, baby, once I'm done with you, you, you, you

Oh, you and me, baby, makin' love like gorillas Ooh (ooh, ooh), ooh, yeah (yeah) You and me, baby, we'll be fuckin' like gorillas Yeah (ooh), yeah, baby (ooh), baby (yeah) Aw, yeah, yeah You and me, baby, makin' love like gorillas

IM JUST SAYING

[thatsrightice]

the bomber jacket stays on during sex 😤

[tgtbata]

another year, still drawing people doing things to each other. you might or might not know this but i started working as a doctor this year and i'm happy/proud it hasn't kept me from still drawing my silly little fictional guys. it's not much but it's honest work.

thank you to everyone who's liking, reblogging and commenting on my art! it means everything to me <3

[hercarisntyours]

the owner of this account thinks this is the holy trinity of Elita designs