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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

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If ur not obsessed w ur girl then wyd

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okay but the American education system literally didn't tell us how to defend against horse archers

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Never stop being kind. It’s what you have the power to do.

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once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop

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perfect headline. no notes

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thinking about edvard munch's "The Sun" (1911)

like yeah thats how it feels. thats what it feels like to exist sometimes. he gets it

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you think you’re soooo funny. well you are. let me kiss you

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as someone who got 2 concussions this year and inhaled toxic substances at the workplace i can confidently inform you all that all characters in the star wars prequels are absolved of stupidity. they're all dumb as a box of rocks but its not their fault that no one made them wear helmets in wartime. the introduction of SPOSHA (space OSHA) would reduce incidences of darth vader creation by at least one i just know it

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Girlfriend addicts be like ‘just one more cuddle and then I’ll quit’

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15?? More like 5.