#but i like to think hes also just silly. hehe

[muqingslover]

Hii!! Love your writing!!

I wanted to ask if you have any hc about the lads men as fathers? For example, my hc was that Xavier is a boy dad that makes sure his kid will not end up listening to those "alpha podcasts" because he sets the example of a gentle yet "i slayed over 70,000 wanderers", kind yet assertive man. HOWEVER, since the level 175 affinity interaction came out, I'm 100% hes a girl dad raising his daughter to be a strong and independent woman (like the MC he loves dearly). What do you think?

[ my first ask! yahooo! thank you, pookie! I'll give you my thoughts in general (a big mix of everything) but if anyone wants one of the boys in more detail then feel free to ask because I have more to share! ]

Xavier

Alright maybe this is a hot take but I don't think he wants children, like at all.

Xavier does NOT like sharing. He's literally jealous of himself for goodness sake and he really, reaaaally, does not want to share you, especially not with clingy children that would take almost if not all of your attention and also his sleep.

In-game he's also shown to not be super fond of children in general which I find hilarious.

He's lived a long life, sacrificed everything and everyone for you, and spent the rest of his years searching for you. He believes he has the right to be a bit selfish and keep you to himself. Let's be honest, he's earned it.

Zayne

He does want children, but he is the type to plan for it. And I mean *plan*.

Out of everyone, he understands the best what it means for both your body and mental health the changes pregnancy would bring (including the chance of postpartum depression and other complications) so there would be a looooong discussion before anything happened.

When putting together the nursery it's like he's preparing for the apocalypse and not a baby "We might need this" (you won't be needing it), "This was made with [chemical], it could be toxic for you or the baby." "Zayne, it's just a plastic spoon."

Absolutely not as cool as he leads you to believe. You have this man stressed™ but he is so, soooo patient.

He'd be very serious about follow-up appointments and he'll make time for the both of you no matter what.

GIRL DAD ! GIRL DAD ! GIRL DAD !

100% victim of waking up covered in silly drawings and bows in his hair but he says before him than his poor white walls.

You have your hands full monitoring these two that love to sneak around and stuff their cheeks full like hamsters with sweets.

Sylus

Now this man wants a whole LITTER if you'll let him.

Hear me out: TRIPLETS. Oooor, twins with a younger sibling right after. Maybe one more if you are really brave.

This was not planned at all, but when you tell him he's so happy he'd be in actual tears while hugging you.

Luke and Kieran are over the moon about it too. They'd be so cute with the children because they get to be big bros now and they take their role very seriously.

Sylus would pull out his phone or coat and it would be covered in cute stickers. He takes no action in getting rid of it though because he loves it.

Those children are S P O I L E D. You have to take the role of saying no otherwise he'd take over the world just because his baby asked to be queen of the world on a random Thursday.

Rafayel

I think he's on the same boat as Xavier but for different reasons.

I have some...perhaps...controversial takes on this little guy in general so I'll leave it open for your interpretation hehe

love him though<3

Caleb

I know I know everyone says he'd be the best girl dad but PLEASE pleaaaase give this man a little boy.

If you think women's baby fever are bad just wait until you see Caleb's

He would draw on your belly bump where he thinks the baby is and talk to him even while you're asleep

This guy is taking lessons about pregnancy, how to support you during birth and he is 100% in one of those moms group chat.

"Caleb we do not need another onesie—" "But look! Look how cute it is! Oh, and the little hat? C'mon angel, please?" (Ban him from shopping by himself because he comes back with WAY too many things you do not need)

He loves and I mean LOVES matching clothes. From silly costumes, to pajamas and outside outfits.

So. Many. Pictures. He takes pictures all the time to keep them as memories because if something were to happen where you or he lost their memories again then they'd forever be preserved :(

[ I have so much more to say about this but maybe I'll just make a separate post for each of them ]

[meritski]

dangerously yours • wanderer x gn!reader

Wanderer never liked the stars, so it made his lips twitch upwards slightly when he noticed how the cosmos were trying to copy the shine of your eyes. It was doing a horrible job, and here you were— mesmerized by it. Hah, how amusing.

The lies of Teyvat could never outshine you. Yet you seemed unaware of that.

How could he tell you the truth, which would lead you to watch the stars through tears? Which would lead your eyes to lose their brightness? A trait of yours that he adored? Never. He could never do that to you.

“Look, a shooting star!” The excitement of your tone made him snap out of his thoughts. “Did you wish?”

“Oh,” He was too caught up in watching you instead of the stars, it seemed. “I didn’t have the time.” The words slipped between his lips before he could even think. "Didn't have the time", coming from him— compared to you? Very funny.

Sometimes he regrets it. Maybe if he had wished that you were two other people— two people who need not say goodbye; the universe would pity him and listen, just for this once.

And sometimes, he doesn’t. Because you looked breathtaking that day(you always do), even though he didn’t have the breath you could have taken. If he did, all of them would belong to you, he swears upon it.

Noticing your curious gaze, he guessed you’d ask what he could possibly wish for. But the question never came, which caught him off guard. Instead, you proposed an idea. A silly one, but still endearing nonetheless. Just like you.

“Next time, then.”

He never saw any of them after you, which made him believe you were his shooting star, the only star he believed in, instead. It was a shame that none of the wishes he made while looking at you came true. You were the brightest of them all, who shone across his memory with a warm light. One that he would never forget.

You would betray him, surely. He had known that from the start. Yet he also betrayed himself by not considering this a betrayal. Because how could someone as heavenly as you do something so sinful? How could someone’s words that sound like verses— he repeats them every night, engraving them into his memory so he will never forget them, as if he is a worshipper— be a lie?

He will live a long time— an eternity without you. This makes him wonder, is the only eternity he’ll gain from this cruel world a life without you? If so, he doesn’t want it. Even though it’s what he yearned for his entire life, you are what he will long for for the rest.

He will look into the faces of passersby, hoping to find something that will, for an instant, bring you back to him. Yet none of them compare with yours. Nor can they try to remind him of you. Yours was sculpted in his mind, he didn’t dare to dirty it with some forgettable facades that didn’t matter. You deserved much more than that.

Moonlit nights will feel strangely empty because there will be no answer when he calls your name into them. The sky you two once watched is starless now. He doesn’t have anything in his mind, other than you. And he doesn’t think he’ll in the future, either. His mind, thoughts, body, past and future, soul— everything belongs to you.

Always, the empty space in his chest will be aching for you. A cold reminder that he didn’t have a heart that could have belonged to you. If he did, all of it would belong to you. He, again, swears upon it.

You're something to believe in again— yet you are the type of person who has ceased to exist for him. He truly hates that.

𖤐⭒๋࣭ ⭑ notes!

☆ the artblock + uni combo soloed me i am afraid </3

☆ the dangerously yours quotes on my fyp and my unhealthy obsession with wanderer resulted in this haha, not really my best work and it's also not proofread— yeah, it might get rewritten !!

☆ i actually was editing one of my drafts for kinich last time i checked... how did it come to this >,:

☆ i hope you guys liked it, hehe <3

[jslittlebirdie]

Wahhhhhh🥺🥺 This was so freaking soft and sweet. I enjoyed every second of it. I was rooting for König the entire time. Just tell them how you feel, they won't reject you!! But I totally feel him. The anxiety, self-consciousness, shyness and awkwardness😖 It's so easy to think badly of yourself, especially when it comes to things like that. I think you described his inner conflict and feelings perfectly. You get bonus points for using German, but you already know that hehe. You should've seen my face when I saw the word "Scheiße". I'm silly🤣 Also, I loved both parts of your writing. The headcanon part and the longer paragraph. It works very well. Just the fluffiest fluss ever. He's such a softie with a big heart and he deserves all the love and tender care🥺 I love it.

His Remedy

‣ Pairing: König x GN!Reader

‣ Genre: Flangst (angst & fluff)

‣ Summary: When König realizes he has feelings for you.

‣ Warnings: König is an anxious boy 🥺, mention of panic attacks, degrading thoughts

‣ Word Count: 1,452

‣ A/N: König really has a heart of gold, doesn't he? (When you ignore the spine-breaking, ruthless beast he becomes on the field). Sighhh...this sweet gentle giant deserves more love...

➼ König will immediately grow 10x more anxious around you once he realizes he has feelings for you.

• While he is a little more in tune with his emotions than someone like Ghost, it will still take him way too long to realize the depth of his feelings for you.

• He'll be pretty much oblivious, thinking that what he's feeling is just a mix of his usual anxiety and the fact that this pretty person seems to enjoy talking and spending time with him. Of course that's gonna make him extra nervous!

• Only later will the realization hit him like a freight train.

• Suddenly, he's stuttering more when he speaks around you, opting to remain mostly silent so he doesn't make a total fool of himself.

• He's visibly jittery. Between his leg constantly bouncing, his increased fiddling of whatever he gets his hands on, and the fact that he can't seem to hold eye contact with you for longer than half-a second, you begin to grow concerned.

• When you ask him about it, he freaks out, as if you'd caught him red-handed or something.

• It deeply confused you, but you tried your best to soothe him, placing a gentle hand over his.

• König flinched away from you, immediately exiting the space, and leaving you behind feeling all the more hurt, worried, and confused.

• Meanwhile, König was struggling with his overwhelming feelings for you, and the added anxiety that came along with them.

• He was so scared he'd say or do the wrong thing that would make him look bad in front of you, or worse, would upset you or make you look at him differently.

• He liked the way you looked at him. Your eyes always held such sweet tenderness and care for him. He didn't want that to change.

• But now he couldn't even truly enjoy it when you looked at him that way, or your smile, or your laughter, or your voice, or anything about you, because he was so damn anxious all the time!

• It frustrated him. Why couldn't he just act normal?

• His normal self was still pretty quiet and anxious around people, but you were different.

• With you, he felt calm and grounded. He could talk to you freely and you never judged him. In fact, you often complimented him—something he was not used to whatsoever, unless it had to do with his usefulness due to his size and strength, or his other military skills.

• With you, it was never about how useful he was. It was about who he was as a person, his special talents that he rarely shared with anyone else, even his looks—with you calling him handsome, despite the fact that you'd never seen his face before.

• He adored every bit of you so much, and he was so scared of losing what he had with you, that he found himself having near-daily panic attacks over it.

• Never had he been so frightened of losing something until you came into his life.

• He began keeping himself locked away in his room, trying to avoid what his anxiety had convinced him was inevitable...losing you.

• There was no way you'd want to be with someone like him.

• He wasn't good enough for you. There were way better people out there in the world.

• You were probably mad at him anyway since he stormed out on you the last time he saw you.

• He already messed everything up.

Was für ein Blödmann!

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

*Knock, knock*

König froze, slowly peeling his hands away from his head as he glanced up at the door. He didn't say a word, hoping if he didn't, whoever it was would leave so he could go back to panicking in peace.

"K-König? Are you there?"

Your sweet voice rang through the door. König breathed it in like a breath of fresh air, his body relaxing just slightly, as if a warm blanket had been placed over his tense shoulders.

Until his rapidly beating heart decided to ruin the moment, bringing him back to reality.

He groaned, placing his hands over his face once more.

Another small knock could be heard, followed by the doorknob being jiggled.

"Oh, you are there. Sorry if you're sleeping. I'm just worried about you, and I wanted to check on you. I-I guess I'll come back later..."

König's heart clenched at the thought of you worrying about him. It saddened him, but more importantly, it filled him with a sense of hope.

Maybe he hadn't fucked everything up...yet.

He stood from the bed, just as your footsteps began to fade away.

He reached for the doorknob and swung open the door.

"Wait!"

König quickly felt like hiding once you turned to look at him, your face morphing into something almost unreadable as you blinked at him.

Why did you seem so...shocked?

Scheiße!

He immediately closed the door upon realizing he had forgotten to put his mask on before revealing himself to you. His grip on the handle tightened, his eyes squeezed shut, no air entering or exiting his lungs as he remained still as a statue behind the door, wishing he could disappear completely.

Then came your sweet voice again; closer now, as you had positioned yourself on the opposite side of the wooden wall between you.

"König? You okay?"

König's head fell forward in resignation, his forehead hitting the door with a thump.

"No," his muffled voice answered, just loud enough for you to hear.

"I'm sorry for looking! I should've looked away…" you said.

Just as he suspected. You were completely put off by his looks. Now you were simply comforting him out of pity because you were too nice to tell him he's ugly and-

"I guess I was too shocked by...how beautiful you are."

What?

He knew by the sound of your voice that you were flustered. You really meant what you said.

Of course you did. You'd never once lied to him. He loved that about you.

He loved you.

And you just called him beautiful.

He didn't know how to respond.

The door creaked open, revealing König's nervous face. You offered him a small, reassuring smile.

"Hi."

König couldn't help the smile that began to overtake his pouted lips. You were too damn cute.

"Hi."

Silence fell between the two of you once more.

He watched as your eyes scanned over his face. This time, he let you.

"Guess I really was right, calling you handsome all this time, huh?" you joked, beaming up at him.

He couldn't take it anymore. His heart felt like it was going to explode.

"Please don't leave…" he spoke in almost a whisper.

Your eyebrows furrowed. "What? 'Course, I won't leave. Not unless you want me to."

"No, I-...You might want to be far away from me when you hear what I'm about to say. But, I don't want you to. I-I don't want to lose you. But I can't keep it from you anymore. I…" he trailed off, his throat beginning to constrict as his breathing grew more heavy.

His shoulders slumped as he sighed, looking down between the two of you.

You took a step closer, forcing him to step back enough for you to enter the room and shut the door behind you. Once inside, you took another step towards him, grabbing his hand before he could back away, keeping him tethered in place as you looked up at him.

"I won't leave," you repeated, your voice firm, but gentle.

Your thumb traced over the back of his hand, and this time, it soothed him.

You waited patiently, your eyes filled with the sweet tenderness and care he grew to cherish so much. This time, he allowed himself to get lost in it.

This time, he allowed the words to slip freely from his lips.

"I love you."

His words caused your breath to hitch, your eyes scanning over his as you processed his confession.

The silence wasn't long, but every second felt like years to König; each one making him want to curl into himself more.

He closed his eyes and awaited your rejection.

As the seconds dragged on, no words were spoken, yet a thousand were said in your following actions.

A small squeeze of his hand.

A gentle pull.

Soft lips against his scarred knuckles.

König couldn't breathe; and this time, it was in a good way.

Only when he opened his eyes again did you finally say the words aloud.

"I love you too."

• From that moment on, König was finally set at ease. Your love was the remedy to his bleeding heart; the calm to the raging storm in his mind.

• König decided then, that this time, and every time after, he'd love you fearlessly.

➼ And never would he cease in his mission to be the remedy you need.

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[sallymew4]

kids when they hear that their dad is back in town VS. kids when theyre hanging out with a conman that accidentally stole their wallet once

im not even joking btw

bonus heres me being crazy about them in dms ^^^

[ask-ganymede]

Hi Ganymede, love. Did you know that i'm making a silly comic, and there is you too? Hope you like him 💖

Oh! Oh! Is that me? Oh wow!

[ Bouncing up and down... excited kid! ]

That's so cool! It has color! I like painting pottery sometimes when the Lord is out... Ah, the pithos is slightly larger though, and has a few carvings etched into it... and the shape is more like this..!

[ Gesturing. It makes little sense ]

[sysig]

Rainbows (Patreon)

[mintypsii]

PENlS EXPLOSION SPELLLLLLL

more of them because they won't get out of my head

version without the text

[soundleer]

Can I request for Tunner to tickle Jevin? Especially his wings? Do you think he is ticklish there?

aww!! yea i would say jevin is ticklish on his wings along with the area around antlers aswell since he wasn't born with those but rather grew them so they tend to be a lil more sensitive yee

on top of that, i like to think jevin honks really loudly as he gets tickled like this lol

fluttering lil wings :33

[ch1zzie]

The original in the bottom

Plus the picture I mainly drew but decided to draw the rest for funny

[fumifooms]

thanks for infecting me with marchil its so so fun to just see them pair themselves up in the background now

especially love how much she picks him up like a cat (and when he has the opportunity to do it to her too he just lugs her around like a sack of oats) gosh i love them they're so funny

YAAAAAA 🎉🎉 I’m so glad to hear it welcome to the sillies corner 🤝

THEY’RE SOOO SO FUNNY

They’re worsties that cannot get enough of each other

[sainz100]

quick Carlos & Charles collage ❤️❤️

| 📸 pumamotorsport + Esquire via sabrinabearzotti

[cockworms]

so I work two jobs, at an auto parts store and a cafe and I've noticed that people at the parts place think im a dude and the cafe customers assume im a girl its so interesting to see

[wolfylch]

My silly contribution to ship art 💕

[cold-neon-ocean]

Posting this by itself because :) I just feel like he should have gotten to wear the mech pilot suit at least once..

(my AU black version and the og green)

[jaedoesart]

So how tall is Brick because my boy Brutus as I said in a reblog I said my son is 6ft tall lmao

Help I keep alternating between two different heights for him bc I'm indecisive and 6ft is deadass one of them 😭

[sysig]

Caughtcha, gotcha, not letting go ♥ (Patreon)