#yall dont want to be here istg

[runawayshark]

The Lights Are Flickering Again!

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Apollo Flowerchild

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rambling and rants of a pony overlord who should really go back to bed

[ulyaafoxx]

I am having to post my art here to put it on ao3. so. art dump I guess.

Yea, I hope y'all like the art I guess!

[indigopoptart]

man i love the people im surrounded with. how did this happen. youre all so lovely😭

[edsheerankinnie]

Being a swiftie rn is so hard like. Maybe you are Wretched. Maybe you are Fearsome. Maybe you are Wrong.

@taylorswift SPEAK NOW🍉🇵🇸

[lighthouseas]

hey byler tag so im filing for divorce because idk what is going on anymore so yk

[the-kneesbees]

he texted me "hey uhm finn/idk if you're sleeping or not/doesn't matter"

so I said, like an hour later "sorry, I was busy/everything ok?

and he responded right back "yeah/I'll tell you later"

...he then proceeded to leave me on delivered for an hour and said

"don't worry, I'll tell you tomorrow at school"

[seokwoosmole]

if u are buying concert tickets with the sole purpose of selling them to other ppl BURN

[thisismeracing]

Just us | LH44

SOCIAL MEDIA AU

Pairing: black!singer!reader (she/her) x lewis hamilton

Warnings: curse words, Twitter environment, it’s not proofread, etc etc. Minors DNI!

summary: Some fans noticed how Leiws is constantly listening to Y/n's songs and decided to back him up and make it happen a bit faster. Will their cupid play work?

a/n: none of the pictures used are mine, they are all from Pinterest and other apps. everything else is made up by me and I do not give permission for it to be published on a different platform. I would appreciate it if those things could be taken into consideration 💛

my masterlist | my taglist

f1updates

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f1updates We have a new guest this weekend 😉

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lewisleclerc WHYS IS LEWIS UNSHAMEFULLY LURKING HERE??? Lmaooo

ynsunshine I am so jealous of lewis rn 😭

auroraf1 she is so pretty I wanna cry

lewis44m They have the same energy istg, both gorgeous, both stylish, both rich. Its their world, we just living in it l, at this point

mercedesamgf1

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mercedesamgf1 I wonder why he is this happy 🤔🤔🤔🤭

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justusyn LMFAO I love you, mercedes admin!!!

sirlewis44 I love how he tried to be smooth but we were too anxious and did it in less than a month hahahahaha

mercedesmiracle He will absolutely win today, rain or no rain

f1fantasy he looks so good ugh 😩

lewisfan

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lewisfan Lewis the whole interview vs. Lewis when someone mentioned Yn

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1directioncars He’s a simp!

princessyn YN LIKED HAHAHAHAH

popyn they are in love, I can’t prove, but I just know they are

winterraces I am so happy, both if theem seem to be glowing lately 🥹

yourusername

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yourusername vroom vroom 💜

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swifttyn madam, whose car is this?

⤷ f1fantasy It def Lewis’

hundredmiles1 Lewis is such a lucky mf 😭 I wanna be him so bad

ynfrance New album dropping when?

ferrarisainz YOURE TELLING ME HE LET HER DRIVE HIS CAR???????!

mercedesmystical the caption is sending me 😂😂😂😂

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton just us ❤️

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popyn they are in love, I can prove

lewiswchampion The last picture is sending me 😂😂😂

⤷ ynsunny boyfriend goals

mercedesamgf1 💜💜💜💜

⤷ tifositilltheend Even mercedes approves!

schumercedes Wanna bet “just us” is Yns new single and he’s casually dropping some hints about it?

yourusername it’s just us against the world ❤️

elitebarzal I am so happy I made part of the making of this couple

⤷ szayn bestie, I will tell that to my future kids 😭

yourusername

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yoursername Just Us is out now in every stream platform 💋

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mickmercedes I want what they have

⤷ russelllindo but you dont even know what they have 🧐

⤷ mickmercedes but I want it anyway

lewishamilton so proud of you ❤️

⤷ yourusername of us! ❤️

lewislegit YALL TELLING ME HE WROTE THE SONG TOO?????

mercedesamgf1 We have it on loop on our race day playlist 😌

tintedf1car do you guys need

eliteschumacher mom and dad

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If you liked it, make sure to like and reblog <3 feel free to talk to me as well, my inbox is always open!

I will start a taglist on my posts, to be part of it you just gotta comment/send an ask saying so, and most important: have your age in your profile (I don't interact with minors!). See you guys next story! <3

[artsyannierose]

ALASTOR FANS ARE SOMETHING ELSE I SWEAR I JUST SAW SOMEONE OVER ON TWITTER SAYING ALASTOR’S ABUSE ISNT AS BAD AS VALENTINO

Your double standards are wild bro

Aight here we go

1 - Husk mentioned he “sold his soul to SAVE his power” not to gain more power, he was probably running low on luck and looking for a way to get back on his feet

2 - Blaming Husk??? Look I’m one of those people who LOVES character development and i sincerely hope husk was a horrible sinner, like i hope he was greedy and selfish and didn’t give a shit about his souls, long as he had the rush of a good gamble. I HOPE HE WAS AN ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE PERSON WHO GOT KNOCKED DOWN SOME PEGS TO WHERE HE IS NOW

BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD MAKE HIM REALIZE THAT ITS NOT SO FUN BEING THE OWNED SOUL NOW IS IT, AT THE BECK AND CALL OF THE RADIO DEMON NO LESS

AND YES YES I HOPE THAT’S WHY HE IS THE WAY HE IS NOW, AND WHY HE’S SO PERCEPTIVE

But wtf bro you literally are writing alastor off like he isn’t a maniacal psychopath that literally the entire pride ring fears because he’s a nasty lil power-obsessed shit?? Also Husk is well aware that his decisions got him here, that was the whole point of the prologue to loser baby

I desperately hope husk was unrecognizable as an overlord, I WANT TO SEE THAT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

Ironic how this genius says “he was no better than them” YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT ALASTOR ARE YOU BLINDDDD

Pisses me off so much how people are like “oh alastor’s abuse isn’t that bad” IM SORRY DO YOU GET TO DECIDE HOW BAD SOMEONE’S ABUSE IS??? HOW IT AFFECTS THE VICTIMS????? WHO DIED AND MADE YOU THE PSYCHOLOGIST

HUSK WAS SHAKING BRO HES USUALLY SO CHILL AND UNBOTHERED SO CLEARLY ITS BAD i want to say alastor’s done some pretty messed up things to husk because he like revels in physical pain and whatnot, so husk possibly thought he was about to go through something like that again??? HOW IS THAT ANY WORSE THAN RAPE GENUINELY I DONT UNDERSTAND YALL…

Valentino is a prick and so is Alastor there is no “levels of abuse” this is why domestic violence is bad bc nobody is actually bothered ffs YOU PEOPLE ARE MY CONCERN FOR SOCIETY

I NEED A HUSK CENTRIC EPISODE IN SEASON 2 RIGHT NOW BECUASE I NEED CANON MATERIAL FOR CLOWNS LIKE THIS

UNIRONICALLY THEY’RE A RADIODUST SHIPPER WHICH IS SENDING MEEEEE

NO WAY YOU’RE CALLING HUSKERDUST TOXIC THEN GO SHIP RADIODUST IM SOBBING

Yall some other breed istg

Ok thanks for coming to my TedTalk im literally in English class supposed to be taking a quiz bye

[violottie]

....ok, lets go over this one more motherfucking time....

"bi lesbians" and "mspec lesbians" are not a real thing

they're just self loathing (more than often white) bisexuals who would rather perpetuate lesbophobia, transphobia and biphobia rather than accepting their bisexuality

for fuck sake there is nothing wrong with being bisexual!!! there is nothing wrong with being attracted to men!!!! but yall will do ANYTHING and say ANYTHING to ensure you dont claim your bisexuality.

it is wrong to coopt an identity that has nothing to do with you just because you wanna be special and even more so because dont wanna grow up and heal your negative, bigotted and harmful mentality

(since you lot are so gung-ho about maintaining your harmful mindset, its no wonder you lot are also so fucking transphobic and transmisognistic too huh)

and while im here, "lesbian trans men" are not a thing either

for GODS SAKE men cannot be lesbians and lesbians are not EVER attracted to men. YES EVEN IF THE MAN IS TRANS. he's a fucking man!!!!!

THE MAN BEING TRANS DOESNT MAKE THEM ANY MORE OF A LESBIAN THAN A CIS MAN AND YET YOU IDIOTS WILL PRISS ABOUT ABOUT HOW NOBLE AND QUEER AND TRANS INCLUSIVE YOU ARE

youre not only being lesbophobic, YOU are invalidating that trans man's manhood by saying that BECAUSE he is trans, he can be a lesbian.

FUCKING THINK ABOUT THAT FOR TWO SECONDS YOI WORTHLESS NUMBSKULLS. AND YOU CALL US TERFS?!?!!! YOU ACCUSE US OF PEDALLING RADFEM IDEOLOGY?!?!!

god.... all this bullshit cropping up during lesbian visibility week makes we want blood istg. you lot piss me off. if i catch ANY OF YOU BELLENDS PUSHING THIS SHIT THIS WEEK I WILL CUT YOU DOWN MY FUCKING SELF

[kichona-s]

Hereby requesting facial structure rant

ok for those who dont know this is reference to my post where i cry about george's beautiful fucking face at 2am

this is pretty fucking specific and also pretty long so i wont clog your tl with it so its under the cut

OK FOR GEORGE. Personality and everything else aside he has my most favourite face out of the entire grid (sorry guanyu) BECAUSE. LOOK AT HIM. THERE SO MANY NICE ANGLES AND ITS SO NICE AN LONG AND HIS CHEEKBONES??? THE JAW??? his nose also fits his face really nicely ok but the key is to not look at him head-on you need to get the side profiles and the 3/4 views because FUCK. i love so much theres so many points of interest for his face also his chin juts out really strong which looks lowkey kinda funny in some pictures but it really adds to the whole angleley bony face structure he has going on anyway. george my number 1 fav face the only thing im not a big fan of are his ears rip theyre too round for the whole angular coherency BUT THATS FINE IDC

MOVING ON TO MAX VERSTAPPEN (this is not done in a ranking order btw i havent drawn the whole grid so i cant properly rank everyone) ok like im gonna be real with yall. i thought he was fucking ugly as shit when i first got into f1. like i looked at his photo and was like ??? ig he wins a lot lmao OK BUT THEN LIKE A FEW MONTHS AGO I KEPT GETTING MAX STUFF ON MY TIKTOK FYP AND I WAS LIKE. HOLD ON. HIS PERSONALITY KINDA CUTE ASF. ok yea basically i gaslit myself into loving his face (either that or charles possessed me). for max im way too drawn to his lips (@loquarocoeur bro u know this lmfao) and ngl anyone who read the notes in my face breakdown u could probably tell but i love his lips??? so much??? gonna keep it pg here but he should suck on more things other than the twisty redbull can straw things

still on max but i really like how fucking square his face is. its so refreshing to draw. also did you notice that he has a small ass forehead?? bc he does. he looks wrong when i draw his forehead too big its kinda funny (looking at YOU oscar). i also really like his ear shape? it bends pretty low so it looks kinda cute and i try to make sure i draw it properly lmfao. special note to when hes looking down but then his eyes look up and holy smokes it brings out his nose bridge and the eyebrow bone thing SO WELL???!! anyway i want to eat him

for oscar uh. his face is oval? i guess?? after all the oscars ive drawn youd think i have more to say but i dont :( his face is pretty and also sometimes a pain to get right but other than that nothing too much for me to rant about. OK BUT HIS HAIR??? LOVE HIS HAIR I LOVE THE FUCKING SWOOPY THING IT DOES (it also makes my life WAYYY easier bc i can just draw the swoop and most people know its oscar yay for good character design). also everyone is right he does look like a cat. a cat with a massive fucking forehead. also whenever i draw him i remember that hes only three years older than me and its pretty scary ngl! thats hitting a bit too close to home for my taste! hes cute though and ive definitely drawn some banger oscars so one love

NOW FOR LANDO WHOOOOIMABOUTAMAKEANAMEFORMYSELFHERE! ok firstly his face is like a V so i always need to remind myself to bring the sides of his face in more compared to oscar. also did you know his eyes are a bit lopsided? theyre on different parallel lines im telling you go look at the 2023 official driver photos its So Bad i want to cry (that was also my first introduction to him so. i thought he was fucking ugly too). his face is really interesting to draw especially with his eyebrows that fade in and out and are really fucking bushy in the middle LMAO. do i love his face? nah. is it fun to draw? yea pretty fucking fun ESPECIALLY because he somehow suits all the funny shit i wanna put him in like dresses and skirts and bikinis (and also @cx-boxbox is an enabler istg half of the landos ive drawn probably wouldnt exist without her) also his ears look pointy from certain angles and i think thats really cute so i always draw them pointy :))

for charles uh i dont like drawing his hair its a pain. nice face i guess

LASTLY MY ONE AND ONLY!! THE MAN WHO BREAKS ME OUT OF ARTBLOCK REPEATEDLY!!!! ZHOU GUANYU!!!!!!! he's just very cute to me i love his stupid fucking eyebags AND ALSO THE WAY HE SMILES IS ADORABLE I WANNA PASS OUT :(((((( i dont draw his non-chibi version as much bc whenever i do i feel the need to make him Perfect (because hes my fav yknow) so i tend to just. not do it. unless i need to cure my artblock then i draw him so idk hes like my pc reset button. anyway i love zhou and i love looking at pictures of zhou and if he doesnt get a seat next year i will probably cry. also shoutout to sweetcorn the bestest most adorablest cat (wins out jimmy and sassy btw i dont care sweetcorn is the best fight me)

comments questions and arguments are all encouraged i stand firm in my stances (for now at least we'll see again 6 months later)

[blueberrylovv]

'special' the only special thing here is the headache yall give me istg- not everyone strives for popularity or recognition, some of us just want to do the things we enjoy (aka putting pictures together)(some of us even go to uni just to study aesthetic pictures lol) not my fault some of yall assign greater value to my existence here than you should, even greater than i do, i promise you you care about me more than i care about myself and that's sorta clownish dont you think

rant part 1 out of idk but good god some of yall be testing me and i need to yap your stupidity away

this is not directed at anyone but the anons on the confession acc bc they are annoying af (also thanku all for kind words dw I'm not hurt by any of this I'm just annoyed I feel like talking to a bunch of middle school boys who will spin my reaction any way they need to just to prove their point if I don't react I'm a bad person who don't give a fvck if I don't deny stuff then obv I agree with it and I'm all these bad things they claim I am if I write a post like this they will call me emotional and say I'm trying to spin the narrative or make myself the victim dw ik there's no winning I'm not trying to win I just want to scream into the void and make fun of people for being dvmb bc you have no idea how much you make me go ????? every time you come here with your 'revolutionary takes' I promise you you're not sounding smart or brave you just sound like someone who got lost in a space that isn't suitable for them and now is too prideful to admit maybe they shouldn't be here and leave)

[jaeyunluvr]

MOOT GAME!

If your mutuals were kpop idols based on their personality, who would it be and why?

OKAY GOOOOO

@minhosimthings jay from enha- you're mother. just as jay is father, you're mother. and you're expensive. and you are insane. i don't want to explain further.

@hoonvrs sunghoon from enha- i've said this already but i literally think you're just sunghoon. you're sunghoon lurking on enhablr using translation apps and writing with the help of jake. hi hoon😊

@amazzwon jungwon from enha- BECAUSE SHE'S LITERALLY SO ADORABLE YALL DONT GET IT😭✋ like come here you lil kitty get into my pocket

@enha-stars sunwoo from the boyz- first of all i think i'm sunwoo from the boyz because i'm as unhinged, random as him and i really have an i dont give a fuck attitude AND hana is literally the same?!!?! and also the collective drying over heeseung sessions💀 like we're so 🤞 she's my twin yall

@leaderwon joshua from seventeen- LITERALLY SOMEONE WHO INTERACTS WITH ME THE MOST (apart from mona) and the board paper rants make me feel like we're siblings 😭😭 quite literally no relation but i think you're joshua because i just KNOW YOU'RE PRETTY AS HELL

@yawnwonies hoshi from seventeen- talent, talent, talent. maple latte keeps me alive ngl and istg i wanna comment under everything you write because that's what is A R T.

@defnotfertilizedtoesw jungwoo from nct- CLEO MY BABY you're such a sunshine and such a cutie patootie fluff ball, your asks make my day and sending kisses and hugs your way for keeping my 'insanity because of my assignments' in check <33

@666booklover xiaojun from nct- yOU'RE A MEME and you also saved me from part time depression last night with all the heeseung fluff fics so just as xiaojun is a crazy man he's so </3 (i actually love you so much)

@karinasbaby mingyu from seventeen- again i think you actually look beautiful irl AND i've seen you stand up against hana's haters with a very long and valid note AND your reaction to my niki fluff post MADE MY DAY it was os genuine :( sobbing rn

@ak4e7a taeyong from nct- we haven't interacted a lot but the enha hyung like for eldest daughters actually made me cry and the reason i associated you w TY is cuz that man is comfort personified and also slay at the same time, just like you💅

tysm anon for this skjdksdj <3

[riotlain]

Hello!! This is my first ever request so sorry if it’s a bit weird or to doesn’t make sense, could u do little headcannons of negan, glenn, rick, and carl dating a trans ftm reader? Tysm!!

this aint weird at all😭😭😭

anywho these guys along with owen

keep in mind. Im not ftm😭😭

THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG!! WOMEN DNI

Rick Grimes

He was an Atlanta cop. Give him a bit to be more open minded ok

Once he understands he will be fine with it

Will help you shave if youre one T

If you aren't then he'll help with periods, dysphoria, ect

His clothes might be big on you. Goes on runs with you to find clothes and stuff

Literally hes trying but hes ass at it but its funny ngl💀💀

"Gonna go on a run ask Y/n what him wants"

If you have a binder then he makes sure to watch over you especially in the HOT AS BALLS SUMMER

Glenn Rhee

Since he's one of the younger adults here he's probably one of the best people to come out to ngl

Like he probably will end up. Questioning his sexuality a bit

But other than that he understands and is very supportive!!

Please dont overwork yourself in a binder if you have one

He will go on runs with you to get new clothes. Or give you his.

He cant cut hair. He cant just not him💀💀

He'll ask someone else in the group tho

Will shave your face for you if youre on T

Carl Grimes

Supporter (doesn't know what being trans means)

Like just explain and he'll be like "Ooohhh alright"

He's probably trans idk

Take his clothes sure!!

He'll get Jessie or Maggie to cut your hair if you want

If yall manage to acquire a binder somehow then he makes sure you dont overwork yourself

like istg if you end up hurting yourself he'll die

Doesnt understand dysphoria. Mainly because he never like. Thought about gender at all since its the apocalypse

So like seeing you struggle with this he's just like. There.

HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO VERBALLY COMFORT PEOPLE OK

"How do you feel??" "Lowkey wanna throw my organs into a highway" "Ok?"

If anyone purposely misgenders you he'll literally start a fight (or you can depending on who you are)

Negan

He does not give a shit man is inlove with you💀💀

Hes like trying. If youre like pre transition just realizing he will be like "Her pronouns are he/him"

If you been using he/him it wont change toooo much

But this for you pre trans fellars ig

He is going to acquire T for you dont matter who he gotta fight for it

Has someone cut your hair for you

Struggling with your period?? Punch him in the gut and he'll hunch over next to you so yall got the sameish pain

You and him or you and simon go out to find new clothes

You wanna dress like a badass?? Heres a leather jacket like his

Wanna dress feminine still? Here have a nice dress he stole from Alexandria

Owen

He cares he does. Hes just horrible at showing

"Owen I'm trans" "Ok 😐"

He doesnt give a fuck what you do unless it's actively involves him

Like yea bro will use the right pronouns but still

Will try to help cut your hair but ends up just having someone else in the group doing it for you. Much to his dismay (he hates other ppl touching you)

Or grow it out if you want yall can match

Stealing shit from mfs he kills. Hes just like that

Kills anyone who says shit

[a-traveling-star]

Intro post (read before asking)

oh stars please tell me this works....

Hello everyone! I am Siffrin(no others names), though you probably know me as one of the saviors! The uh one in all darkless-. Made this to document our journey since I figured it be fun-!(though we're already heading back to dormont....)

I don't know how many people are gonna be active on here considering.... everything... but I hope the rambles of some traveler will be entertaining to you all!

OOC STUFF + RULES ARE UNDER THE CUT

starting with ask rules this time:

RULES:

no nsfw qeustions, flirting is... ok

Don't send harassment I will not entertain that.

I perfer you stay on topic to the game. Staying on topic to the current event as well, but I'm more lenient with that.

IF you are going to spoil the story for siffrin, stay vague, wouldn't want to spoil everything for our traveler

Angst/trauma ask are fine unless said otherwise

I don't enjoy joke ask, but you are allowed to send them. Just don't be a jerk.

you are allowed to ask me/the admin

PLEASE don't send me sifloop ask, I'm not a fan of the ship and I don't enjoy it being forced down my throat.( it's only happened thrice but still)

If you're not one of the in-universe blogs, you're still allowed to send interactive/rp ask

IF you are doing an interaction DONT force yourself into OUR universe without talking to any of us about it first

Dont send siffrin equipment with anon mail-

NO META GAMING ISTG SOME OF YALL NEED TO BE SHREDDED

If I say stop sending ____ ask, stop. It's not permanent It's just to prevent spam

Resending certain ask are fine

Can't believe i even need a rule for this, DONT SEND ANY TRANSPHOBIC OR HOMOPHOBIC ASK

Dont try to control the plot, or railroad (or at least ask first-)

I am stupid and won't always get what you're asking- bare with me

DO NOT RUSH US.

HAVE THE RIGHT TO DENY AN ANSWER TO A QEUSTION OR INTERACTION

Anonmail: currently on

Magicanon: unless said otherwise, off.

Extra/important:

Blog run by: @pretend-my-art-is-good / YourNewKing (you may call me King), and I'm she/her

"In stars and time" and its characters were created by and belongs to insertdisc5

THIS BLOG WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR THE STORY OF IN STARS AND TIME

Friends and other important characters take priority over the index, I will mostly always answer them first

I recommend reading the link post below as it does clarify some things

Other in universe blogs:

Mirabelle: @housemaiden-of-change

Isabeau: @defender-of-jouvente

Odile: @studies-of-nothing

Bonnie: @snacksleader

Loop: @loopadoop

Returing in universe anons:

Loop anon (no sign off yet)

Mal du panon ("-mdp")

Returning out of universe anons/blogs:

"Sha"/the change god

Multiverse Of Stars Bonnie ("-Multiverse Of Stars Bonnie")

Joke rules:

We will feed you to mira pet goose if we don't like your ask

[sleepy159]

Firey Gaze

summary: fluff alphabet luka hsr

hey yall im not dead yet!!!! so heres some fluff :3 (might be ooc)

cw: cringe,other than that just fluff (i think dont qoute me on that))

wc: 1,238

also no beta we die like dazai

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A - admire - what do they admire about you?

•Confidence. He is very confident himself so, he honestly would be star struck if his partner was also confident, even just a little bit. It doesnt have to be confidence about your appearance just ANYTHING. A hobby, a collection, a friend, your boundaries, etc.

B - body - what is their favorite part of your body?

•Your eyes, he probably gets distracted by your eyes when hes fighting and gets hit.

C - cuddles - do they like to cuddle?

• At first he wouldn't because he would be scared his robotic arm would make you uncomfortable but once you reassure him, he warms up to it and loves to cuddle (would rather die than ask you to cuddle though, straight up drags you with him and cuddles you )

D - dreams - what do picture yalls future to be like?

•Luka would NOT wanna be tied down with kids. But hes always up for animals!! (hc hes a dog person.) Luka would like to eventaully live in the same house as you too.

E - early or late riser?

•He is 100% a morning person, wakes up at 5am with a shit load of energy and goes to do a full ass workout.

F - fight - how often do yall fight?

•Hes constanly fighting and getting beat up, coming home covered in blood and bruises on the verge of death.I think you would be worried and lecture him and he would say, "This is what i enjoy!" there will be fighting sometimes. Hes pretty good at apologizing though.

G - gentle - how gentle are they, emontally and physically?

•Ok, bbg is VERY emontally gentle, istg he will do anything for you, no questions asked as long as he gets a kiss or a hug as a reward. and physically? ok so he TRYS to be super gentle but because hes so strong and all that jazz, he might accidentally hurt you

H - honest - do they hide things from their s/o?

•ok he 100% shares almost everything with you, but,if you ask him if you look good in smth and he doesnt think so, he will be SWEATING."o-oh u-uhm! i-its...?" he wont give you a direct answer. but besides that, he wont keep secrets unless its for your own good. Also he wont give to many details about his past untill hes more comfy with you.

I - i love you - how long did it take for them to say ily

he hands you flowers and choclate before blurting it out, rubbing the back of his head nervously as he tries to act confident. If you reject him he will try to switch the topic. (awkwardly)

J - jealousy - how fast do they get jealous?

•Dont quote me on this but, he quite literality thinks Aphrodite (or Idrila?) came down and personally blessed you, hes very confident so he probs gets jealous like mediocrely fast but doesn't let it show until the person is like CLEARLY. hitting on you because he doesn't wanna be overbearing

K - kiss - where do they like to be kissed,where do they like to kiss you,what is kissing them like?

•he loves to be kissed on his nose OR knuckles, i cant explain why,also kiss his robotic hand and he will FOLD. likes to kiss right underneath your eye and your forehead because hes pure like that. hes probably not that experienced in kissing you so you might have to guide him but,hes like so confident when hes kissing you, you forget if he does smth wrong. will ask for kisses without shame.

L - little ones - how are they w/ kids?

•Hes fucking amazing with kids,tells them storys, feeds them, helps them, like hes amazing with them but doesnt want to feel tied down with a family so he visits the moles a lot.

M - memory - whats their fav memory of you?

•one time you needed to burn off some steam and he suggested that you could spar with him, with a little bit of convincing, you agreed and something about seeing you sweating and moving around in the dimly lit room just like made him feel butterflys, no i cant explain why.

N - nicknames - what do they call their s/o?

•alrighty, he would call you like weird nicknames as a joke to embarrass you, but fr? he uses "love" for a pet name

O - open - how long does it take for them to open up to you?

• About his past? depends. He doesnt really keep his past a huge secret but he 100% wont bring it up unless you ask because he finds opening up to be awkward and a sign of weakness (unless its someone else venting, then its fine just not him.)

P - patience - how quickly are they annoyed?

•Doesnt get annoyed fast because he quite literately spends his whole life training and then still fails sometimes, so hes very patient, and when his patience runs thin, either he is not aware and might snap at you, or hes very aware and runs away to avoid snapping at you

Q - quizzes - how much do they remember about you?

•Forgets his own age but he does remember the important things about you like your birthday, favorite candy, color, etc!

R - rainy day - what do they like to do on rainy days?

•he loves to take you outside and find worms, stomp in puddles, pull pranks on random people, etc. You gotta remeber hes still a kid (17) also if you get a cold the next day, hes apologizing like his life depends on it

S - security (hahahahah got you) - how protective are they?

•he knows you can protect yourself because he has probably taught you some self defense moves, but if hes there and some person is like trying to touch or or assault you, lets just say its a gorey sight<3

T - talk - what do they like to talk to you about?

•Everything and nothing, he shares all the gossip with you. also, bring up the topic of insects and suddenly hes reciting to you a whole ass book about them

U - ugly - what is a red flag of theirs?

•After a fight,he will just shower you in praises and everything to try and get you to stop being mad,now you might think "oh this isnt that bad!!!" to which your right in some degree BUT it’s a little manipulative core

V - vanity - how concerned are they with their looks?

•Considering hes a champion of Belobog, he is pretty concerned about his looks, he LOVES when you compliment him, will never forget it.

W - whole - would they feel complete w/o you?

•Would mange ok physically, his performance might falter a little but emotionally? if hes opened up to you, hes not recovering. But of course he plays it off because he’s to proud for that. (will beg for you back if given the opportunity.)

X- xtra - random hc for them

•Loves to show you off,basically the whole of belobog knows you two are dating.

Y - yuck - what is something they would not like in a partner?

• A overly sympathetic person, no i can’t explain this one and please don’t get mad at me

Z - zzz - what are they like when they sleep?

•if you guys are cuddling, you might break a rib or two from him holding you so tightly.

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a/n: i got these hcs out of satans ass,so if they are ooc,please tell me