#post posting

[the-kneesbees]

[twisted-bee]

trampled my enemies wife today. huge win for the hater community

[rib-rabbitmask]

Hey fellas, if any of you want to see ONLY my art-

Use this tag on my blog search board page:

-> RiB_R.M._Art☆ <-

Please, support my original stuff too- i not gonna do fanart forever you sillies ;3

[kvetch19]

[fishystew]

also we're gonna ignore the fact that i posted like three things on here and then dipped after saying i wanted to start posting more art 🙏

[t3acupz]

HANNIBAL IS TRENDING 🙌🏻✨

[mxyzptplk]

this has to be one of my favorite genres of post

[recoepic]

Post posted improved, I added some things and changed others

[thoughtesque]

riding the clown bf until you start honking on his jesticles

[zwod]

new favorite thing is reblogging things with "blank posting"

post about a bug? bug posting

post about a tree? tree posting

post about cats? cat posting

[nudityandnerdery]

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

Edit! It's been blazed by now. Thank you, though!

[the-kneesbees]

@ people who crochet or knit. how do you like. get into it? i already know how to crochet and ive made a few things, but when i first started i was gifted one of those 30 packs of assorted acrylic yarn? and some patterns call for different weights or types of yarn, which i do not have, and a lot of things i wanna make have all sorts of colors that i do not have- I dont exactly wanna run to michaels everytime I get the urge to crochet? and then buy a whole skein of yarn that I'll only need a little bit of..everyone i see online has a plethora of yarn readily available whenever they need it, but i dont crochet often enough for all that so idk what to do here 😭

[noccolibroccoli]

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[nattousan]

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa