#wu xie 😭😭😭

[extraordinarilyextreme]

Commenter 1: Only after I went to watch did I realize, no matter if it's Ultimate Note, Heroes, or the currently airing Mysterious Lotus Casebook, in the end, it seems the only one left is Zeng Shunxi, all alone. That's so wretched. Commenter 2: Wu Xie: "My life is lucky."

[hualianschild]

gawd this still feels so unreal like why does MF JUN WU, the heavenly emperor needs a virginity detecting sword for ??? I DON'T I'LL EVER GET OVER THIS FACT AND THE OTHER OFFICIALS WON'T TOO 😭

[whydoyouaskmethis]

They're not young anymore and they're never that agile to begin with 🤣😂

[xiaogesword]

~ Zeng Shunxi sings to you while it rains ~

Wear headphones 🎧

Song: Zeng Shunxi's cover of How Can I Not Think of Her featured in his new drama A Lonely Hero's Journey. Includes: English translation, pinyin, Mandarin Native title: 教我如何不想她 by 赵元任 (1926)

Translation and rain sounds by me.

[taomubiji]

Artwork for the The Lost Tomb Reboot radio drama (x)

[astrowaffles]

Ooh...just read your post about how if Haikyuu characters in Hogwarts Houses....And it's so interesting, love it, I agree with most of your verdict. Can I ask the same questions but this time for TGCF characters? Thx.

This is very tricky and I was very close to calling backup but I decided that was cheating. Just don't hate me for my answers 😭😭

The characteristics for each team are:

Gryffindor: bravery, pride

Ravenclaw: wisdom, creativity

Hufflepuff: loyalty, hard work

Slytherin: ambition, leadership

OKAY TGCF CHARACTERS IN HOGWARTS LETS GO

To save space I won't be justifying any of my choices. Let me know if you want me to expand on any :)

Xie Lian: gryffindor

Hua Cheng: hufflepuff

Feng Xin: hufflepuff

Mu Qing: gryffindor or hufflepuff

Pei Ming: slytherin

Shi Wudu: gryffindor

Shi Qingxuan: ravenclaw

He Xuan: ravenclaw

Qi Rong: slytherin

Jun Wu: slytherin

Thanks for the ask! Were there any important people I missed?

[pangzi]

[eirenical]

A Roller Coaster of a life and a respite in Rain Village

One of Zhang Qiling's courtyard chats with the protagonist, Time Raiders mobile game

So I finally got Xiaoge as a companion and one of his very first moves was to UTTERLY BREAK MY HEART. *sobs aggressively*

Transcription and thoughts behind the cut... soon? OTZ

Coming soon, guys. Sorry!

(Also omg a TIMER COASTER?? ROLLER Coaster. OTZ)

[sugurugayto]

the final battle should have been jun wu vs xie lian's chastity meatballs

i think the true testament to hua cheng's insane power is how he was able to stomach xie lian's cooking AND have nothing happen to him. gods and other ghosts kings have fallen to xie lian's cooking and then there's hua cheng who's having his second helping

[courtjester69420]

Can’t actually interact with the DMBJ canon post the main books because it’ll make me so insane I throw up what do you mean they retire to a small secluded village and live there as three besties after a life of toil I’ll die at ur feet npss I’ll lose all semblance of grip

[xiaogesword]

"There was a sort of unspoken understanding between the two of them — that the exchange was a certain, rare kind of comfort. It was the kind that was found once in a blue moon – far less often than it was needed. The kind that was surely not normal by society's standards, but was so innocent that it need not be explained to anyone who didn't care to try and understand it."

Oh don't mind me, just busy crying over this excerpt about unconventional comforting from a XieHua friendship appreciation ff I recently read... 🥲

( link to fic)

[lunanoc]

the more i read through the early dmbj books with the hindsight of things that are unveiled as far down the line as queen's banquet the more i'm floored by the sheer amount of details that have been there from the start explaining and tying everything together so seamlessly

w h a t

[jemkha]

Cropped (& no adjustments) version???

This is what a childhood friend group breakup will do to someone (I mean it for both of them).

If I’m being serious for a second this scene was very terrifying.

[idvlover]

Hi! Can I have hcs with Naib, Luca and Wu Chang with a fragile s/o, like they want to become stronger but they need some help and lot of time.

Also I can send you some pictures of my shrimps (yes I have a aquarium with shrimps) if you want!!! (I don't know if shrimps are considered as pet).

I'm so sorry this took so long 😭

Naib, Wu Chang, and Luca with a fragile s/o who wants to be stronger:

Wu Chang:

Xie has always been trying to be careful with s/o during matches. Knowing that they aren't the strongest survivor, but they aren't the weakest either. Xie basically has a soft spot for them

Fan, on the other hand. Does not go easy on them like Xie does, but if his s/o really needs the break. He'll let them take a breather and change target

S/o was getting tired of struggling in so many matches, losing constantly, rinse, and repeat. Even if the match was a win, s/o was already back at the manor

So they went up to their lovers one day and asked for a custom match. Just the three of them

The two were confused but accepted

It was lost after loss again, and s/o was growing increasingly frustrated

Fan was actually the first one to put a halt to everything. Seeing that they were getting upset.

"Alright, something is the matter."

"I just wanted practice.."

"Practice until your knees break?"

When s/o explained everything, it made a lot of sense now

The two agreed to help them, but they help them through training methods and not just out right letting them wing it

Fan and Xie go outside of their abilities to give s/o harder courses. Which scared the shit out of them because the last thing they expected is for the two to full on SPRINT and also pull off some flexible moves

The worst one yet is when Fan was on the ceiling waiting for s/o to come through. He did that because he thought it was funny

When they get back out into the actual matches. S/o is doing much better than before

But when they enter duo's. It's a bit of a different story. Xie and Fan did teach them about getting through duo's by treating each other as different hunters than one. The only problem is that hunters like to target s/o for easy pickings and won't let up no matter what

Fan decided he wanted to be fully present in those matches rather than switch out. Not because he doesn't think s/o can't handle it, but he does not trust the other hunter to keep their cool when they realize s/o is not an easy grab anymore

There have been a few times when Fan had to fight a hunter. Those days are actually when he lets everyone win for the sake of not letting the hunter have satisfaction

Xie is very proud of s/o, though that some times he needed to be reminded that he needed to chair them, not let them kite him the entire match

Luca:

The strongest out of some of the decoders, considering his vaulting speed and pallet throws aren't slow. Average, but not slow either

He normally prefers to coordinate the match to help s/o stay in longer, such as carefully picking ciphers that aren't close to the hunter

This annoyed survivors some, but he didn't care honestly. With how some of them treat his s/o, he may or may not have led hunters to them and force them to take over kiting

His s/o asked him for help one day and told him that they wanted to learn how to kite better in matches. At first, he tried to direct them towards someone like Norton, Melly, or even Margie, or Patricia

Then they told him why they're asking him. He's fairly good at multi-tasking and knows all the best ways to lose a hunter when he is found first.

So, he begins helping them in custom matches with a hunter he trusts

It was really rough at first to the point that even the hunter was like: "Uh, I think they need a break. Like now."

Luca is trying to think of ways to teach them better because maybe the hunter isn't the best idea. So HE decides to pretend to be the hunter

He says shit like: "C'MERE PRETTY BOY/GIRL/DARLING!" While chasing them. He's also always yelling outta pocket shit

Yet this actually helped s/o improve significantly

So when Luca brings the hunter back, s/o is actually doing pretty well! Sure, they got captured once or twice, but they did really good!

Now, when the two go back in real matches. Luca tells them that if they need someone to take over, he won't mind kitting. They reassure him they'll be fine.

Boy, was everyone amazed with how well s/o was doing. All those months of practicing paid off. This made other survivors relieved as this means Luca won't lead the hunters to them anymore when he's mad at them

Naib:

Naib protects his s/o in matchs... CONSTANTLY. One of the reasons why s/o even makes it through a match

He's always next to them, working a cipher, taking over kites for them, taking hits for them, and will not hesitate to drag/carry their ass across the map to an open gate

Then his s/o asked him while they were getting ready to sleep one night if he could train them to do better in matches. He questioned them about it, and they gave a simple answer of wanting to be self-reliant when he's not in matches with them.

Which he finds understandable. So he agrees to it

And yes, he did use training military techniques on them. He was nicer about it, though... Unlike his trainers

He would also train with them. He wanted them to build up their lower and upper body strength before he had a hunter chase them

Naib is very encouraging about it. If they're starting to tire out, he'll encourage them to do two more then take a break

He also had them spare with him. They were super wobbly and unbalanced about it. He would give them tips on what to do and what not to do

He didn't exactly go easy on them when they were sparing, but he wasn't brutal. He will immediately stop if his s/o tells him to or if it's clear they are getting overwhelmed

When he finally let's them do a custom match. He is watching that hunter like a hawk. Doesn't matter how will known the hunter is known for friendliness he is making sure they don't fuck his s/o over

He coached them through those custom matches for months.

He may have probably trained them too well for any hunters liking because once they were back on the real matches, so many hunters would get frustrated and change target

Naib would praise them when he sees them at some point in the match

But, Naib still wants to decode next to them. Old habits die hard

He's still going to be protective no matter what. He adores his s/o too much. This also means he might watch them kite rather than decode

Helena literally dragged him away by the arm, telling him he needed to decode before crows appeared

[pangzi]

i think we can all agree that it’s an absolute hate crime that right when i can finally buy pangzi’s birthday merch it’s not available anymore 😭

[dual-domination]

AHHHH how soft and sweet! Their expressions! 🥰🥺💚

Wu Xie's sweater!! 💚 Knitted with love...😏

But really, I love so much their expressions!! It's so tender! 💚🥺💚

Hi Fixa! Everyone excited for your Mistletoe game! ;D

So, I'm going to be obvious: Zhao Yunlan / 4 / Wu Xie