kingofcursessukuna

[kingofcursessukuna]

i heard u like dark humor jokes… i have one

do u want to hear it (say yes)

Why did you send me this if you were going to send the joke right after?

[kingofcursessukuna]

Hiii :p

-🥭🐐

Hello.

[kingofcursessukuna]

well, my biggest hear out is true-form you 🫦

I am not surprised.

[kingofcursessukuna]

GWORLIE POPPPPPPP WHERE DID U GET UR NAILS CUZ MMMM THEY ARE SO PREPPYYYY YASSSSS QUEEENNNNNNN!!!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1 AND OH MY GYATTTTTT UR EYELASHES ARE SO PRINCESS BBG 2000 EYYAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS😩💅💅💅

What language is this?

[kingofcursessukuna]

SUKUNA😭😭 I need you to knock some sense into me real quick😭😭

Quick rant but like I need to STOP BEING INTO RED FLAGS?!

Tell me why tf am I giggling over someone I was talking to and they're literally a narcissist?? Man idk anymore😭

You are a fool, and you need more self-worth. Do not talk to that person anymore.

[kingofcursessukuna]

That is me with 90% of the people that send me asks on this application.

[kingofcursessukuna]

ranting because because :p

so there wss this post of someone talking to an account being like “ewww your anons are soo cringe” and the person replied basically telling them to fuck off and telling people to laugh at them. anyway we did in the comments and i typed a little more then others because i did a small rant. anyway a couple days later someone replied to me saying i was “pressed” and that i sent five comments (GOD FORBID😱) also 2 of them were just emojis. and one of them was a short sentence?? i replied to them with a good 7 more comments basically just laughing and giggling at them. and they commented back so MAD LMFAOO and calling ME mad while i was literally LAUGHING at their face with my friends.

anyway i just wanted to rant because i found this silly and funny and everyone should know how much their embarrassing themselves ^_^

Keep making others mad. I approve.

[kingofcursessukuna]

It's no.⛩

i dunnoooo

Ari. ⛩

it's no

What the hell are you talking about?

[kingofcursessukuna]

Not you calling yourself the King of Curses while living rent-free in a teenager’s body. Bro, you’re the King of Squatters.

Had you been paying attention, you would know that I did not possess him by my own will.

[kingofcursessukuna]

I LOVE YOU POOKIE!!!!

Have a wonderful day. 🤭🩷

Did you expect me to say it back?

[kingofcursessukuna]

thank you for your sage advice on that situation from earlier, king. sorry for rambling, I’m working on being more concise in my writing - it’s tough since I tend to be quite detail-oriented.

I offer you some human hearts 🫀

and I have two questions for you:

do you gravitate towards music with certain tones in its melody/production or in the content of the lyrics?

how is your day going?

Don't apologize. Your hearts are sufficient. As for music, I tend to gravitate towards instrumentals. You have to consider what music was like in the Heian era, it was nothing like how it is now.

For my day, it's fine. Most of my days tend to run together while I'm in this vessel.

[kingofcursessukuna]

NOW WE'RE ASKIN THE REAL QUESTIONS!

PLEASE MEASURE YOUR DICKS KING PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

-🍬

I'm not in my original body.

[kingofcursessukuna]

you’re so funny

Am I?

[kingofcursessukuna]

I wanna smoke weed with you ngl. (You’d probably choke someone if they came 10 feet close to you with just a little bit of it)

You would be correct.

[kingofcursessukuna]

Oh no I forgot to tag the crocs ask. Since it's me, now you'll say yes and match me

-🍬

You're being awfully presumptuous.

[kingofcursessukuna]

Sir yes sir 🫡 one day I’ll be even better than you at jujutsu and then I’ll take over and rule the entire world! -🐉

Sure you will.

[kingofcursessukuna]

👏👏👏

those are the sounds of ur mom, u, and my ballsack

My mother is dead.