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forced immortality is a fun trope. unappreciated. someone/something wants you to remain so it makes you. it will not let you die

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Ooh. This is SO GEN X.... hopefully some of you younger ones will get it too.

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adhd-haver shocked once again as task they have been avoiding for 6 weeks takes 5 minutes

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Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine

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abortion is basic human rights. abortion is always morally correct.

I ❤️ abortion

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The Blues Brothers (1980)

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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fuck i just saw that there are some google street view photo spheres in the gaza strip and now im fucked up

cause the satellite view is recent and its a nightmare just shattered gray expanses of rubble and all these deep ruts through the dirt everywhere that looks like some kind of machinery.

but the photo spheres are from before the buildings were destroyed so there are these cute little courtyard gardens with olive trees and pots with herbs painted in colors and nice little apartment buildings with laundry out to dry on the balconies. and when you zoom out to satellite its just completely obliterated wasteland of rubble and debris

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Various ways to enjoy the orange couch

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Found this in a plant catalog and couldn’t stop laughing

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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movie night with the squad 👌