#wttt maine/alaska

[secret-wttt-author]

Feel free to ask questions about them. I enjoy speaking about these things and would gladly speak about them.

[dailymothanon]

Texas put that thing away, it’s as noticeable as the sun 😕. Why are chaps like that huh, cuz cowboys wanna show off a little back there?? Sounds just like Texas 😒 ig lifting all that hay and stuff worked out for him (Ik why they’re like that no need to explain to me)

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Florida: [in an instigating chaos mood (as always)] Florida: So... Everyone else in the statehouse kitchen: Oh no... Florida: Before the big guy here came along... Texas: I've been here since before yo- Florida: Nah buddy, not you. Alaska. Alaska:[chuckles in 'bigger than Texas, California, and Montana combined'] Texas:[scowls in 'second at almost everything'] Florida: So...as I was saying. Before Alaska came along- Florida [turning to Washington]:You were the western most state- Florida [turning to Maine]:You were the eastern most state- Florida [turning to Minnesota]:And you were the northern most state- Florida: And then 'Lasky came around...and he took all of it... Florida: But guess what suckers? I'm still the southern most state! Ha! Take that! Washington, Minnesota, Maine: .... Meanwhile Gov: [Shocked that Florida actually knows history and geography]

[soda-n-dinos-andmore]

✨I have brain rot✨

so here! Have more incorrect quotes!!! (This time with more blorbos included)

California : sighs I have no friends… Alaska: Alaska: coughs Bitch, what am I? A roach?!

Gov: Hey, Florida? Florida, playing a video game with the squad: What? Gov: Can I share something with you from earlier today? Florida: Wh- what is it, Gov? Gov: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning. Florida: Mhm. Gov: Because I have to go out of town for a weekend this month. And, so I was like- I won't give specific dates, but I was like, do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend? Florida: Yeah? Gov: Your response. Florida: trying not to crack up Gov: At 9:30 in the morning. Gov: "motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus Christ motherfucking Facebook movie jesus can you believe this shit" Florida: laughing Gov: No- no- no punctuation. Random capitalization. Florida: You just made me dieeee… Gov: So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now." Gov: 45 minutes pass. I get a text from you. Gov: "goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse eisenberg man" Florida: wheezing with laughter Gov: I respond "Florida, you're scaring me." An hour passes- Gov: You respond, "motherfucking spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit jesse eisenberg" Gov: "im very tired" Florida: struggling to breathe Gov: And- and I'm just like, "No- no worries, Florida, I'll- I'll do most of the talking at the hangout today-" Gov: IMMEDIATE, like, response, like I'm talking 5 seconds later, Gov: "no man ill just talk all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook" Gov: And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, Florida: falling over with laughter Gov: "MARK ZUCKERBERG."

Washington: Please, California , after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this. Washington: I’m sorry California . Washington: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. California : It has to be done. Washington: California : Washington: California : Places +4 Uno.

Massachusetts : Everything’s fine, Maine. New York: Massachusetts , I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- deep inhale ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.

Maine: H-how do you ask someone out? Louisiana : Well, first- Florida: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot. Maine: …And you said yes?

Gov: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate? Nevada: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

✨More WTTT incorrect quote✨

Massachusetts: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver. 
Massachusetts: When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one good idea.

pennsylvania: *hiding something in their coat* I think we should adopt another kid! 
Gov: No. 
pennsylvania: Why not? 
Gov: Because when you say “kid”, you mean “cat”, and we already have fifteen of those. 
pennsylvania: *unzips coat* Sixteen.

louisiana: What did you get on your shirt? 
New York: Rust. 
louisiana: From what? 
New York: Weapons. 
Massachusetts: Time for more adult supervision.

pennsylvania: Are you okay? 
Gov, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions. 
pennsylvania: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Gov?

New York: I am an expert at identifying birds. 
Florida: Okay, what about those ones flying over there? 
New York: Yeah, they're all birds.

California, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset! 
New York: California, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Mass, would you get california some water? 
Massachusetts: What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

Massachusetts, gently nudging CDC aside with their foot: CDC, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you. 
CDC, their eyes enormous: You kick CDC? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Massachusetts! Jail for Massachusetts for one thousand years!

CDC, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

Connecticut, to the Squad: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go. 
New York: But how- 
Connecticut, ignoring them: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.

[mothanonthesequel]

Thhsn h e l l o

I was wondering what your oddly specific headcannons on any states are or I was wondering if you had any

Yeahh, most of them are gonna be about Alaska and his cities tho (for obvious reasons)

Alaska works in the Arctic Council, as he is the only state to be a part of it anyways. I have more things to say about this but I wont here, but it is a very big topic honestly

Fairbanks has a fear of water he can't see the bottom of. They can swim, but they've been afraid of it since the Fairbanks Flood of 1967

Alaska BIG fan of many science branches... although the Arctic Council requires him to know Earth Sciences, his favorites are probably astronomy and some zoologies (which I've elaborated on the astronomy one particularly in a post before)

Maine knows his invasive and native species

Alaska's biggest opposition is PETA. They fight every year cuz of the Iditarod. They took his moose dropping festival and they will not take any more from him

I've seen this headcanon around and I completely agree. Alaska IS a very much a blankets kinda guy, it's just so true

Montana (And Alberta and if u consider Saskatchewan to be family of Alberta then them, too) has Blood A type blood (non specific on positive or negative)

Hawai'i has a blood type of A (non specific on positive or negative)

Oak has a blood type of O (not because of O in Oklahoma, there's genuine research behind this reason) and New Mexico also has blood type O (non specific on positive or negative)

Alaska has either a blood type of B or AB (non specific on positive or negative)

Vermont is allergic to dust, North Dakota is allergic to pollen, tho other states might be since pollen is a comment allergy

Florida's favorite iditarod team (from this year) was Anna Berington's, since her team of doggies were named off of a "troublemaker" theme. The Dog's names are Ruckus, Rampage, Havoc, Chaos, and Mayhem

Maine has the fastest reflexes/reaction time, cuz yknow... he's basically a cat. Cats have one of the fastest reflexes and reaction times in the whole animal kingdom

Idk this is all I can think of so far, I might update it if I think about it more. It's hard for me to consider what is "oddly specific" but Im sure blood types is certainly oddly specific for me to have thought about before

[goldengay49]

Alaska: this is my room

Maine, looking at a dog bed: wow, that’s a huge dog bed

Alaska: oh that’s my bed

*points to human Alaskan king bed*

Alaska: that’s my dogs bed

[flarefoxxx]

Another one!

[almost-correct-quotes]

maineska.

more like this

[secret-wttt-author]

Fic in progress

Title: thunderstorms

Main Characters: Alaska/Maine

Status: WIP

Tags: Light hurt/comfort, fluff, pre-relationship

Summary:

Maine doesn’t like thunderstorms.

Alaska comforts him.

[dailymothanon]

GET BOOBY TRAPPED ⁉️ Best day of Maine's life tho tbh. That's what he told me himself btw. Save him big tall men save him... Idk what im doing btw im still cooked from sickness </3 stay with me yall

[misery-has-no-company-now]

The only reason Alaska and Maine didn't pop up at the mention of seafood or moose in this video is because they were um...busy...building their own...type of...errr...train rail...

[soda-n-dinos-andmore]

WTTT AS INCORRECT QUOTES

because your favorite fizzy man got bored

California: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Texas ! Neither of them die Texas : … California: … Texas : So do you wanna talk about somethi- California: No thank you.

Gov: Where are you going? Florida: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

Florida, at Louisiana’s funeral: I need a moment with them. Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. leaves Florida, leaning over Louisiana’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Louisiana, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

Maine: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Gov: Did Alaska say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? Maine: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

Hawaii , writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

[abcwordsurge]

just a lil something- it's my first edit, so, y'know, apologies

also, I don't know where this audio came from?? I think I found it on tiktok at some point? but I dunno. sorry for not being able to give credit appropriately :/

[manchineel-bean]

fellas with animal features: (so many flags-) Alabama: Snake, Bald Eagle Alaska: Black Eagle Arkansas: Bald Eagle California: California Grizzly Bear Delaware: Cow Hawaii: Phoenix

Idaho: Elk Illinois: Bald Eagle Indiana: Bison Iowa: Bald Eagle Louisiana: Pelican

Maine: Moose Michigan: Elk, Deer, Bald Eagle Minnesota: Horse Mississippi: Bald Eagle Missouri: Bald Eagle, Bear

Nevada: Horse New Jersey: Horse New Mexico: Bald Eagle

New York: Bald Eagle, Beaver North Dakota: Bald Eagle

Oregon: Bald Eagle, Beaver Pennsylvania: Bald Eagle, Horse South Dakota: Cow Utah: Bee, Bald Eagle Vermont: Cow, Deer Wisconsin: Badger Wyoming: Bison

[alaskashigh]

alaska sometimes walks into the northeast meetings, grabs maine by the scruff, and then just walks out.

northeast states -maine arguing:

*alaska walking in out of nowhere*

NE: no not again-

*alaska picks up maine like he’s a baby kitten, gives them the peace sign, and teleports out*

NE: FUCK. this is the 5th time!