#wttt ak

[dailymothanon]

Alaska’s Auntie once again 🤯 urhmmm this was also for a more saturated color practice cuz it’s been awhile since I done that or somethin, but I like her <3 she’s like. Pretty cool

Shoutout. To her. She’s awesome sauce (I met her myself so I would know)

[almost-correct-quotes]

maineska.

more like this

[forever-a-lake-effect-kid]

hi everyone. so i've been working on this on and off for....several.....months ???? now??? and um. well. it's not quite done but i want to share it with the world anyway

in case you're wondering: i started watching wttt videos. i thought "man this is great but i want to just watch the ones with maine. i wish i knew what ones maine was in." then i decided to make a spreadsheet and watch Every Video There Was so that i would know which ones maine is in. (it's 15 of them. maine is in 15 videos and the one that posted today with a moose and a lobster in the thumbnail is not one of them.)

enjoy!

[hibiscuslynx]

some alaska sketches :] 

[loserjordan]

Texas and Alaska rough house but people genuinely think they hate each other because they throw anything in their reach at each other. They'll stop if they actually hurt the other.

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Maybe one time Alaska threw at glass vase at Texas's head :)

[colorpickedstates]

aegosexual alaska for an anon

[wackem]

Wttt Alaska head canons, by an Alaskan (and someone with a hobby in international diplomacy)

Alaska has a, working relationship with Japan, and Canada. Since companies from them own a lot of the mines here.

Alaska also has 1 (one) friend other than Hawai'i. That being Peurto Rico. They go back to the 1920s, when Ernest Greuning ran PR's schools before coming to Alaska. Wherever PR gets hit by a Hurricane, Alaska is there to help clean up the mess

PR views Alaska as a sort of, older Brother. (Even though PR had been Colonized earlier, and has more people than AK.)

Alaska also has a, rocky, relationship with Russia. That being, Russia wants Alaska back, and Alaska wants nothing to do with Russia.

Alaska does feel sorry for the Siberian Republics in Russia.

The first time he met a Russian City, was when St. Petersburg sold him to the USA.

The last time he saw a Russian City, was when Moscow was "Representing" the USSR during WW2

Alaska actually doesn't mind the large US military presence in his territory. Sure he can handle drunks, idiots, bears and the like. But if Russia came calling? He wouldn't be able to fight him off alone.

However, when everyone thought Hawai'i was going to be nuked, he had to be held back by Texas, California, and the Entire eastern Seaboard, Plus the Yukon Territory (who was visiting at the time) from singlehandedly tearing North Korea into paste.

He gets along decently well with the Yukon and Northern Territories in Canada.

Sometimes he thinks about trying to join Canada. Then he remembers the Canadian Gov's stance on Guns. And he thinks "you know what. I'm good enough here."

If given the chance, Alaska would drop kick Moscow into the sun. Gov be damned.

Alaska also has nukes. And he's very much not afraid to use them. (If the Damn DODad would let him)

[dailymothanon]

He absolutely loves creatures. This one he found in a tree and he doesn’t know how they got up there but they’re his now. He’s such a cutie patootie

Ok so, I don’t know why, but Alaska definitely is a dark chocolate enjoyer, I’ve heard people hc him commonly with black coffee as well so I think that’s nice too. I don’t think he’s that big on like, candy candy (like not chocolate candy) tho - AND ALSO; I’ve been willing to make an exception to Alaska speaking Russian, cuz although I’d like to separate Alaska’s culture from Russia cuz Alaska has our own cultural things, the Aleutes (and Inupiaq) I have read and heard, adopted around 600 Russian words so they speak a mix of their own language and Russian

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still thinking about "garage alaskan wilderness". he's so lame i love him

[dailymothanon]

More Arizona 🐜 !!! I still think he’d have pet ants. I also think that he’d motorcycle/dirt bike 😼 that idea came from my girlfriend, so real of her for that.

Chat is this real. (this is real and has completely happened I saw this happen myself) Cali probably took the pic idk

and sent it to Maine

[almost-correct-quotes]

(screenshot from @sleepdeprivedsimp234)

(note: when i say average i mean average male american)

according to my jank estimations and photoshop calculations, assuming the states have average proportions, and counting in for hair and the hat, alaska is roughly 2.3 heads taller than rhode island, or a 53 cm / 1'9" difference

(note: i don't think, in this screenshot, the characters are scaled up or down (noticeably) from ben's regular size)

if we're going to assume that, as the largest and smallest states, rhode island and alaska are on equal and opposite ends of average height (5'9"/175.3cm), this would make alaska 6'6"/201.8 cm and rhode island 4'8"/148.8 cm

checks out i think!

feel free to correct me if i made a mistake

tldr we have canon heights if you make some broad assumptions

[dailymothanon]

He got just 3 seconds of screen time and I immediately went insane from it (WHY does his ass do anything but make eye contact with anyone unless he plans to be sassy about them)

the No text version cuz 🐟

Ok so yeah Alaska is Alaska native in my hcs (no specifics) but I did base him loosely off my Yupik teacher cuz he’s so nice

[dailymothanon]

Mr Babygirl 😘 he’s just so silly (I know he’s got ice cleats on. I know he puts those on often)

Never forget the time Alaska said to spill the tea, sis ☝️‼️

also I was gonna do a (late) Valentine’s Day post but my heart got confused and I wasn’t sure which Alaska ship I like 😞 lots of them are so yummy

[dailymothanon]

A Small Sketch dump

Yeah 😼 hair up type beat

(possible tw for iv??)

Frostbite

[dailymothanon]

welcome to his lair, you must pay one token to stay a night..also he doesn’t know how he got there either (rant below)

anyways alaska is quite a silly little place ain’t it? I looked at some rates, people go vanished in Alaska to rates of almost 50%, to compare it to the others, the next highest rate is Arizona with just barely 13%, and everyone else is under 8%. Not to mention, much of the cases, neither body or clues are ever found, either, and if a person fell into the water they would’ve floated back up sometime somewhere eventually. The people of Nome, Alaska have an over 50% rate of people going missing and it’s so bad the people thought there was perhaps a killer around and they actually called for the FBI to investigate what was happening, and the FBI came to the conclusion that m a y b e people get drunk, lose their way home and get lost elsewhere. The thing is, Nome is a very flat place, and there’s not much trees there either, and the place isn’t that big. You can’t get lost in the lack of woods there, and if you fell into the water something or you will be found washed up somewhere eventually. Another strange place is Portlock, Alaska, which is now a ghost town, but it used to be a place that was flourished since the 1700s but a bunch of unexplained deaths happened there, assumed to either be many murders and suicides, but it happened so much that literally everyone who was there just up and abandoned the area cause they were all scared of just disappearing and dying so fast. I know everyone says Alaska is the place you go to to get away, so at least that’s a part truth (the Alaska Triangle is another post for another time)

Also yea Alaskas low population and population density would obviously mean the rates would be higher, but states like his population and population density, have rates under 8%, unlike his high percentage, so it’s still odd TL;DR Alaska is so subtly strange, yet no one talks about it - in which I only talk a very small amount of the missing persons rates in Alaska

[dailymothanon]

Yeah I was lazy with this doodle but it’s for an hc ok… so basically when a higher magnitude than usual (above a 6) earthquake hits a state (usually Alaska and California) it messes up their center of gravity but I’d like to add if it’s above a magnitude of 6, it’d give them a headache or just aches in general— but for Alaska when that happens one of his dogs would usually go get someone; because I said so u_u

Thank u for the inspirations @umitheclown and @alaskasbignaturals :))