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Lucifer you wh0re- It's not even april 1st anymore 👉

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Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

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Stormtrooper Salui, serving Inquisitor Morgan of the Ordo Maledictum. Loyal warrior of The God Emperor of Mankind.

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[from twitter]

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Oh so the plural of surgeon general is surgeons general, huh? Well what about bunnies rabbit. Puppies dog. KITTIES CAT. Did you ever think of that, you sillies goose?

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The Sisters of Battle just need a little praise as a form of enrichment

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November 13, 2024 - Irish republican activists corrected a sign on the border between Derry and Donegal. [video]

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Image from a bygone age

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Suzanne Collins really has the protocol down. On average twice a decade she writes a press release that's like "in one year there will be a new book and in two years there will be a movie based on said book. Here is the one philosopher I'll be referencing, and here is what upset me this time on the news enough to write another book. Enjoy!" and then she collects her millions, drops another banger, and doesn't go on twitter ever

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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

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It's almost nice when they go mask off. Everyone deserves to live their authentic truth

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There's something that I find equal parts hilarious and terrifying.

On one hand it is so funny watching the generation previous to mine (I was born in 84) absolutely say the most unhinged shit online, doxx themselves, and get fired, after spending my entire childhood teaching me online opsec because every stranger was a potential murderer. Social media done rotted their brains.

But on the other I'm seeing kids coming up, seeing them spew all their personals online, and using that to model their unsafe behavior and put themselves at incredible risk because the internet actually got way more dangerous than it was, ironically, when I was coming up being told I had to basically outsmart the fuckin CIA. Now the actual CIA and other bad actors (government, private, and individual) really are out there and these kids are watching fucking meemaw post a photo of the front of her house practically captioned with her fucking SSN and thinking, "yeah, sure, the adults know what's safe."

I gotta be a fuckin millennial about this and beg younger folx to listen to the VCR generation: hide yourself online. Nothing should go there you wouldn't want in the hands of the person who hates you the most.

Be safe, be smart, be a fucking ghost.

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If you ever encounter a conspiracy person of any type irl, you can act like you've never heard of

their particular conspiracy

online communities

Don't start arguing with them headfirst, or tell them that they're wrong. Make them explain the entire thing to you from the start, and once they have, ask them where has this happened? Whom has it happened to? How do they know these people that have experienced this? Like was that their uncle or a co-worker or who exactly is it that has told them about these things?

And as soon as they mention online forums, just look at them with deeply baffled confusion, and as slowly as possible, ask "so you were told all this by... someone from the internet?" with the exact same cautiously incredulous tone as if they had just said they receive all of their news from a talking dog.

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Could a superweapon that needs to be crewed by 100+ people (e.g. The Death Star) to fire be able to kill MacBeth IF:

The crew is at least 51% made up of men of woman born

BUT the person who gives the order to fire is a woman

To me, this is a perfect excuse to discuss methods.

MacDuff kills Macbeth with a sword. The sword is not a man of woman born, but it doesn’t matter. MacDuff is the one doing it. Through MacDuff’s conscious action, Macbeth is killed. The sword has no conscious action to take, no agency. It’s merely the tool.

It also backs out a bit. It doesn’t matter if someone else tells MacDuff to kill Macbeth, because, again, conscious thought. MacDuff can choose not to kill Macbeth. His sword can’t, and no manager can force him to. Would it matter if the person who forged the sword was a man of woman born? Lady Macbeth certainly had a hand in the events leading up to all this, and I doubt she counts. In the end, only the person who takes the action that directly causes his death is responsible.

Now, imagine it was a gun, not a sword. Someone else loaded that gun and handed it to him. Also not a factor. A car? As long as it’s driven by MacDuff, I don’t care what the salesman has going on at home.

I’d imagine a superweapon like this must have a “fire” button. In any case, in the preparation of this weapon, there is a final step. If your goal is specifically to kill Macbeth, the person who takes that final step must not be a man of woman born.

What if the last step requires multiple people? Then I’d say they must all qualify. Let’s say there’s two buttons that must be pressed simultaneously to fire the weapon. If either person on either button does not press their button, the weapon doesn’t fire. This makes it a choice, by both people. Both are choosing to kill Macbeth, as both could choose not to. In that sense, the decision is shared. If either one is a man of woman born, then Macbeth cannot be killed by this, as that would be illegal and also very rude.

So here’s how I’m going to put it: the circumstances outlined are not enough to guarantee his death. Though I do appreciate the crew in their work and they will all have their names on the final draft sent to publication, only the last person in the chain is considered in the prophecy.

Thank you for your submission!

-Mod Pepper