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Birders: do you ever wonder if this happens?

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"ethnically jewish" in the bio. "ethnically jewish" as opposed to... what? being (((jewish))) jewish? we're all ethnically jewish. its a fucking ethnoreligion.

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In light of recent events...

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it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

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the torture brothers every other day asking my rogue trader, "is this guy bothering you? we think this guy is bothering you. please tell us this guy is bothering you."

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I'll never get tired of drawing this baby...

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B♂️SS ♂️F THIS V♂️IDSHIP

— Hey xenos, I think you've got the wrong door, the lower decks are two blocks down. — Fuck↗You↘, mon'keigh. — Oh, Fuck♂You, knife-ear scum. Maybe you and I should settle it right here in the ring if you think you're so tough. — Oh yea? I'll make a chair out of you! — Ha! Yeah right man. Let's go! Why don't you get out of that leather spikey stuff? I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle it right here in the ring. What do you say? — Yeah, no problem buddy! — You got it. Get out of that uh, wych outfit. — Yeah, smart ass. — I'll show you who's the boss of this voidship.

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Abelard and his work for idiots...

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what if you were a BISEXUAL and your bf nearly DIES and then he leaves you to become JESUS and then your hot gf gets KIDNAPPED and your little sister becomes a DICTATOR and you grow a BEARD

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Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable)

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i was briefly on the train of "pluto is a planet and so is EVERY DWARF PLANET" when i was little, but thinking back, it was definitely just an excuse for me to name all the dwarf planets i knew so ppl would be impressed with me for knowing all the secret ones like ceres and haumea and quaoar.