#wttt alaska/maine

[misery-has-no-company-now]

The only reason Alaska and Maine didn't pop up at the mention of seafood or moose in this video is because they were um...busy...building their own...type of...errr...train rail...

[mur-art]

In honor of winter here’s some cozy Alaska/Maine for y’all.

BIG and smol

Reference/inspiration under the cut:

[louis--wifey]

More of these, whatever you wanna call them

[dailymothanon]

Texas put that thing away, it’s as noticeable as the sun 😕. Why are chaps like that huh, cuz cowboys wanna show off a little back there?? Sounds just like Texas 😒 ig lifting all that hay and stuff worked out for him (Ik why they’re like that no need to explain to me)

[doueverwonder]

do u guy ever have a hc that translates into all fics that u read, like something silly that doesn't effect plot its just there To Me. So like for wttt this is what language they're speaking, like fic with just Texas and California? they're speaking Spanish the whole fic btw. in all midwest fics they're speaking French to each other as far as I'm concerned (explanation for that one here); same with Loui and Maine. York, Jersey and Penn are speaking Dutch. Penn and Delaware are speaking Swedish. Alaska grumbles to himself in a fic? yeah he's grumbling in Alaskan Yup'ik or Russian. When Arizona and NM want to have a private conversation in West Meetings they switch the Navajo (Utah is biding his time before letting them know he speaks it too :)). yeah this is all canon. no it doesn't affect the plot its just for me.

[chaoticarson16]

Texas secretly makes New Mexico tamales, and New Mexico has no fucking clue. Like man believes he has some sort of evil spirit watching him, but doesn't say shit because he loves his tamales so much. (Plus they are delicious)

New York likes to sing along to 1776 and Heathers. He also quotes Hamilton when he is not at meetings.

Tennessee loves to play guitar so much in the evening, that he once pissed off Wyoming and the other state hides the guitar for some peace and quiet.

Alabama has tried to drown Florida for the panhandle section.

Texas speaks very fast when angry or excited. Dude's latino side is showing and he can't help it. Lol.

Maine likes to hideout in Alaska's garage to get away from the northeast.

These are amazing lol

I see Texas and New Mexico as siblings but imagining NM freaking out thinking a ghost is making him food but not saying anything cause “hey free food!” Is hilarious

Always love the New York is a theater kid and can sing headcanons they’re so funny especially when he tries to keep it a secret😭

Tennessee crying in a corner cause he no longer has his guitar :( (they eventually take pity on him then regret it later)

Bama trying to drown him and Florida just drinking the water-

The accent slips too so it’s even harder to understand him😭😭 (I’m not projecting you are-…)

Maine and Alaska being friends and hiding from everyone is so real and totally canon-

[soda-n-dinos-andmore]

✨I have brain rot✨

so here! Have more incorrect quotes!!! (This time with more blorbos included)

California : sighs I have no friends… Alaska: Alaska: coughs Bitch, what am I? A roach?!

Gov: Hey, Florida? Florida, playing a video game with the squad: What? Gov: Can I share something with you from earlier today? Florida: Wh- what is it, Gov? Gov: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning. Florida: Mhm. Gov: Because I have to go out of town for a weekend this month. And, so I was like- I won't give specific dates, but I was like, do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend? Florida: Yeah? Gov: Your response. Florida: trying not to crack up Gov: At 9:30 in the morning. Gov: "motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus Christ motherfucking Facebook movie jesus can you believe this shit" Florida: laughing Gov: No- no- no punctuation. Random capitalization. Florida: You just made me dieeee… Gov: So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now." Gov: 45 minutes pass. I get a text from you. Gov: "goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse eisenberg man" Florida: wheezing with laughter Gov: I respond "Florida, you're scaring me." An hour passes- Gov: You respond, "motherfucking spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit jesse eisenberg" Gov: "im very tired" Florida: struggling to breathe Gov: And- and I'm just like, "No- no worries, Florida, I'll- I'll do most of the talking at the hangout today-" Gov: IMMEDIATE, like, response, like I'm talking 5 seconds later, Gov: "no man ill just talk all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook" Gov: And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, Florida: falling over with laughter Gov: "MARK ZUCKERBERG."

Washington: Please, California , after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this. Washington: I’m sorry California . Washington: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. California : It has to be done. Washington: California : Washington: California : Places +4 Uno.

Massachusetts : Everything’s fine, Maine. New York: Massachusetts , I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- deep inhale ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.

Maine: H-how do you ask someone out? Louisiana : Well, first- Florida: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot. Maine: …And you said yes?

Gov: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate? Nevada: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

✨More WTTT incorrect quote✨

Massachusetts: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver. 
Massachusetts: When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one good idea.

pennsylvania: *hiding something in their coat* I think we should adopt another kid! 
Gov: No. 
pennsylvania: Why not? 
Gov: Because when you say “kid”, you mean “cat”, and we already have fifteen of those. 
pennsylvania: *unzips coat* Sixteen.

louisiana: What did you get on your shirt? 
New York: Rust. 
louisiana: From what? 
New York: Weapons. 
Massachusetts: Time for more adult supervision.

pennsylvania: Are you okay? 
Gov, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions. 
pennsylvania: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Gov?

New York: I am an expert at identifying birds. 
Florida: Okay, what about those ones flying over there? 
New York: Yeah, they're all birds.

California, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset! 
New York: California, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Mass, would you get california some water? 
Massachusetts: What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

Massachusetts, gently nudging CDC aside with their foot: CDC, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you. 
CDC, their eyes enormous: You kick CDC? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Massachusetts! Jail for Massachusetts for one thousand years!

CDC, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

Connecticut, to the Squad: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go. 
New York: But how- 
Connecticut, ignoring them: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.

[yippeeometer]

AK/ME? I feel their behavior concerns all observing. Freaks, both of them

no one in the history of the universe has ever matched each iothers freak as hard as they match.

they have very different kinds of freak though. maine is trying to be a cryptid. he has embraced the charlie kelly weird guy core. whereas alaska is just like that.

any and all communication between them is crazy. 'hey laska we need to sort out our alibis for when someone experiences the chinese water torture in our cleansing device' (hello alaska the shower in the bathroom is leaking)

and they deserve each other. alaska would 1000% be a geographer or scienest or some kind of man in STEM. theyre awake at 4 am bc as soon as they got into bed maine started asking him human decomposition questions for his latest book and he keeps saying 'ok just one more' and alaska kind of can't say no to him

thats wy the freak is soooooo matched. inexplicably alaska loves his freak husband so hes trapped between a rock (wearing jeans and attempting to break into ne's houses to scare them) and a hard place (mandatory no clothes time)

and thats why they live alone. theyre a danger to the people around them. bc they love causing unecessary cnfusion

like they go out for dinner and they move the table one cm every five minutes. the rush lasts them years. laska has to lie down in the snow for a while to recover from such a feat.

or they invent needlessly complex bits that last years. forgetting no one else gives a fuck. alaska has had a bit where he says 'as the crow flies' on every measurement he gives and it tickles maine to the point of tears.

they understand each other tooo well thats the issue. maine listening to people worry ab the gifts they get their boyfriends w a pocket full of bait and a full salmon in his backpack. maine being escorted from the store because of the mysterious smell coming from his backpack.

[mothanonthesequel]

Thhsn h e l l o

I was wondering what your oddly specific headcannons on any states are or I was wondering if you had any

Yeahh, most of them are gonna be about Alaska and his cities tho (for obvious reasons)

Alaska works in the Arctic Council, as he is the only state to be a part of it anyways. I have more things to say about this but I wont here, but it is a very big topic honestly

Fairbanks has a fear of water he can't see the bottom of. They can swim, but they've been afraid of it since the Fairbanks Flood of 1967

Alaska BIG fan of many science branches... although the Arctic Council requires him to know Earth Sciences, his favorites are probably astronomy and some zoologies (which I've elaborated on the astronomy one particularly in a post before)

Maine knows his invasive and native species

Alaska's biggest opposition is PETA. They fight every year cuz of the Iditarod. They took his moose dropping festival and they will not take any more from him

I've seen this headcanon around and I completely agree. Alaska IS a very much a blankets kinda guy, it's just so true

Montana (And Alberta and if u consider Saskatchewan to be family of Alberta then them, too) has Blood A type blood (non specific on positive or negative)

Hawai'i has a blood type of A (non specific on positive or negative)

Oak has a blood type of O (not because of O in Oklahoma, there's genuine research behind this reason) and New Mexico also has blood type O (non specific on positive or negative)

Alaska has either a blood type of B or AB (non specific on positive or negative)

Vermont is allergic to dust, North Dakota is allergic to pollen, tho other states might be since pollen is a comment allergy

Florida's favorite iditarod team (from this year) was Anna Berington's, since her team of doggies were named off of a "troublemaker" theme. The Dog's names are Ruckus, Rampage, Havoc, Chaos, and Mayhem

Maine has the fastest reflexes/reaction time, cuz yknow... he's basically a cat. Cats have one of the fastest reflexes and reaction times in the whole animal kingdom

Idk this is all I can think of so far, I might update it if I think about it more. It's hard for me to consider what is "oddly specific" but Im sure blood types is certainly oddly specific for me to have thought about before

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Honestly, this is just a whole lot 'bout nothing. There is genuinely no main theme in here. This fic is like a filler episode in a sitcom really. There's the Dakota rivalry, Montana nearly going insane, Alaska attempting a conversation, Wyoming wondering why he is still sitting there, Alaska and Maine being in love, Mass being overprotective and in Maine's business, Maine being fed up, and North Dakota just trying to eat his puppy chow in peace. Oh, and New York chooses not to join a fight.

[goldengay49]

Alaska: this is my room

Maine, looking at a dog bed: wow, that’s a huge dog bed

Alaska: oh that’s my bed

*points to human Alaskan king bed*

Alaska: that’s my dogs bed

[dailymothanon]

GET BOOBY TRAPPED ⁉️ Best day of Maine's life tho tbh. That's what he told me himself btw. Save him big tall men save him... Idk what im doing btw im still cooked from sickness </3 stay with me yall

[flarefoxxx]

Another one!

[almost-correct-quotes]

maineska.

more like this

[soda-n-dinos-andmore]

WTTT AS INCORRECT QUOTES

because your favorite fizzy man got bored

California: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Texas ! Neither of them die Texas : … California: … Texas : So do you wanna talk about somethi- California: No thank you.

Gov: Where are you going? Florida: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

Florida, at Louisiana’s funeral: I need a moment with them. Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. leaves Florida, leaning over Louisiana’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Louisiana, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

Maine: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Gov: Did Alaska say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? Maine: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

Hawaii , writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.