#wttt hawai'i

[l4m3nt]

Making my own fic about Hawaii, Alaska, and Puerto Rico bc there is an ABYSMAL lack of content for them as friends. Honestly there's a lack of PR content in general and im going to fill the void best I can.

I already have a Hawaii and Puerto Rico fic on AO3 though, so there's that.

[floridagirlboy]

go check out @nevgovhater's marching band headcanons. done with that? ok. good. time for orchestra headcanons.

gov is the conductor. i need not say anything else.

1. ALABAMA — second violin. just strikes me as the type. he doesn't like to sit in the front or back, he prefers middle of the section.

2. ALASKA — double bass. specifically 2nd chair. he has the skill to be principal bassist but he has zero interest in being a section leader.

3. ARIZONA — cello. not sure why. i think they started out as a violinist, decided it wasn't for them, and then switched over to cello. they sit in the second row. 3rd or 4th chair.

4. ARKANSAS — first violin. in the back. got put into this class on accident and just hasn't switched out. used to be a second violin but switched sections later on. his old sectionmates haven't forgiven him.

5. CALIFORNIA — started out playing the viola. could not get along with them (they play around too much for his taste). accidentally broke his shoulder rest and that was the crucible for him switching to cello. he's a cellist.

6. COLORADO — viola, middle of the section. half-asleep at most rehearsals. people outside of the viola section forget he's there. always has an unreasonable amount of pencils on his person, all his section borrows them. only time he is not stoned is at a concert.

7. CONNECTICUT — concertmaster/principal first violinist/first chair. the kind of guy who slowly turns and stares at you after a song during rehearsal if you fucked up a chord really bad. will get onto his sectionmates for not bringing their stuff and say something like "next time i'm just not letting you borrow it" but he always does. he's a provider to his section. he cares about them a lot. same with the rest of the orchestra. just wants everyone to do their best. also he has tiny erasers on him to chuck at florida when he won't pay attention.

8. DELAWARE — second violinist, second chair. not sure why. just is.

9. FLORIDA — ...principal violist. he is the bane of gov's existence. main guy who drove california out of the viola section by being too silly but keeps begging him to come back. he has referred to this incident as the "viola section divorce", much to california's irritation, but he's started playing into the joke as well. he's a really good player but cannot focus to save his life. takes the most incomprehensible sheet music notes you've ever seen. you can't read half the notes on his sheet music because he wrote over them in the process of marking it. really good teacher to his section outside of the joking around way too much.

10. GEORGIA — second viola, has been florida's stand partner throughout all of orchestra. one of three people who can decipher florida's music (the other two being florida and louisiana; louisiana isn't even in their section, but florida taught him viola for funsies). dozes off immediately after rehearsal ends, but not during it.

11. HAWAI'I — first violin, second chair. chats with delaware sometimes since they sit next to each other. the only person she trusts to borrow her tuner, rosin, or cloth is alaska (and, lately, rhode island).

12. IDAHO — second violin.

13. ILLINOIS — first violin. i think he plays cello at home though.

14. INDIANA — cello.

15. IOWA — ..cello. maybe.

16. KANSAS — second violin or cello.

17. KENTUCKY — second violin or viola.

18. LOUISIANA — viola, second chair. florida's stand partner. he holds onto everything except the sheet music (which is surprisingly the only thing florida does not lose). actually joined orchestra because florida kept pestering him to. he got really good really quick because he has prior music experience.

19. MAINE — back of the bass section.

20. MARYLAND — clarinet

21. MASSACHUSETTS — first violin.

22. MICHIGAN — second violin.

23. MINNESOTA — first violin.

24. MISSISSIPPI — viola or second violin.

25. MISSOURI — viola.

26. MONTANA — second violin.

27. NEBRASKA — cello.

28. NEVADA — cello or first violin.

29. NEW HAMPSHIRE — cello.

30. NEW JERSEY — second violin.

31. NEW MEXICO — viola.

32. NEW YORK — cellist. wishes he was a violinist or violist sometimes but you'd have to waterboard that information out of him because he makes fun of the upper strings all the time.

33. NORTH CAROLINA — second violin. used to be a viola but switched over because his brother kept pissing him off.

34. NORTH DAKOTA — first violin. also switched sections to escape his sibling (former second violinist).

35. OHIO — viola.

36. OKLAHOMA — viola.

37. OREGON — first violin.

38. PENNSYLVANIA — first violin.

39. RHODE ISLAND — principal bassist. first chair because alaska doesn't wanna be there. he is so much fucking smaller than his bass that it's outright comedic. he sits on the stool to play and his feet don't even come close to the ground. perfectly capable of carrying his bass strength-wise but the size of it makes it a bitch, so alaska helps him. sometimes hawai'i if alaska is busy.

40. SOUTH CAROLINA — viola.

41. SOUTH DAKOTA — second violin.

42. TENNESSEE — first violin.

43. TEXAS — second violin. picked up the violin and he is not a fan but he's been with it so long he just doesn't know how to switch instruments. wishes he was a cellist. stares longingly at the cello section. he is allergic to shifting.

44. UTAH — first violin.

45. VERMONT — second violin.

46. VIRGINIA — first violin.

47. WASHINGTON — first violin.

48. WEST VIRGINIA — viola.

49. WISCONSIN — first violin.

50. WYOMING — bass.

[almost-correct-quotes]

happy first episode of 2023 i have thoughts

[lasseizlesbontempsrouler]

Howdy!! Since you brought them up in your last post. Do you have any specific Hawai'i x Alaska headcanons?

okay so that vodka thing i said last time, i'm building on that

hawai'i took one (1) sip of vodka and, downed it with a straight face

and then promptly slapped alaska and left

they're soulmates btw

alaska has big dogs

hawai'i named them

alaska over explains every little detail of the iditarod

hawai'i listens

alaska: did you know that dallas seavey..

hawai'i, who has heard this fact 1.2 mil times: ooh, no i didn't!

alaska's one of those talks a lot, but only to certain people (hawai'i and like. one or two other states. i'm still deciding who)

gov: i wish alaska would talk more

hawai'i: he literally??? doesn't shut up

alaska texts hawai'i during meetings to update her on the stupid shit going on around him

[firsttraintovictoriaville]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alaska/Hawaii (Welcome To The Table) Characters: Alaska (Welcome To The Table), Hawaii (Welcome To The Table) Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Pegging, Nipple Licking, Hand Jobs, Explicit Sexual Content, Gentle femdom, i feel like it's a lot less kinky than what these tags imply Series: Part 3 of kinktober 2022 Summary:

Alaska might tower over Hawai'i out in public but in the bedroom? He was where he belonged best; underneath her.

My latest kinktober fic is up! and it is by far my most PWP work so far this Kinktober. Also as a warning; the editing ain’t shit in this fic. I just wanted to bring this out into the world 

[kaz-playz]

ship bingo florida x hawaii

also who is your favorite guest that's been on the table? mine is miss bench since she gave the states fidget toys

Unsure if i did the ship bingo for this but my favorite guest is uhhh i said ms rodgers but i dont have one

But yeah FLxHI is ok i can see it

[nevgovhater]

Since u all fw marching band wttt then here u go except I'm only doing the states cause gov would def be the director who has to deal with them

Also these headcanons r real I swear I'm right (by a trombonist)

all in alphabetical order btw

1. ALABAMA — probably would do bari-sax

2. ALASKA — percussion. thats it. just percussion. (Up for interpretation)

3. ARIZONA — flute or bass clarinet, one of those.

4. ARKANSAS — flute

5. CALIFORNIA — he would be a fucking clarinet, no exceptions. He just gives off clarinet vibes, or just woodwind in general

6. COLORADO — tenor drums

7. CONNECTICUT — piccolo or mellophone

8. DELAWARE — flute

9. FLORIDA — cymbals or piccolo, one of those at the very least.

10. GEORGIA — trumpet. 100% trumpet player

11. HAWAI'I — glockenspiel or marimba

12. IDAHO — trumpet

13. ILLINOIS — euphonium or bass drums

14. INDIANA — saxophone

15. IOWA — alto saxophone

16. KANSAS — trumpet

17. KENTUCKY — trumpet or saxophone

18. LOUISIANA — trombone. (Sorry to all those saxophone loui lovers.. but i feel like his instrument would be the trombone,, it's still a jazz instrument so ykyk)

19. MAINE — bass drums or euphonium

20. MARYLAND — clarinet

21. MASSACHUSETTS — oh he's a flute, that's for sure. 😭😭

22. MICHIGAN — tenor sax

23. MINNESOTA — mellophone

24. MISSISSIPPI — trumpet

25. MISSOURI — vibraphone

26. MONTANA — cornet

27. NEBRASKA — trumpet

28. NEVADA — I'm sorry but he'd probably do tenor sax

29. NEW HAMPSHIRE — piccolo

30. NEW JERSEY — snare drum

31. NEW MEXICO — cornet

32. NEW YORK — snare or tenor drums

33. NORTH CAROLINA — trumpet

34. NORTH DAKOTA — flute (sighs)

35. OHIO — trombone

36. OKLAHOMA — alto sax

37. OREGON — marimba

38. PENNSYLVANIA — glockenspiel

39. RHODE ISLAND — sousaphone/tuba. im fucking SERIOUS about this man he would love this

40. SOUTH CAROLINA — clarinet

41. SOUTH DAKOTA — saxophone

42. TENNESSEE — tenor sax

43. TEXAS — sousaphone/tuba

44. UTAH — flute or bass clarinet

45. VERMONT — flute. (dear god help me)

46. VIRGINIA — flute (guess what)

47. WASHINGTON — flute (im going insane please stop)

48. WEST VIRGINIA — cymbals or drumline

49. WISCONSIN — xylophone

50. WYOMING — euphonium

I'm literally right abt this i swear ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

"You're wrong about—" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HEAD ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[mur-art]

Mur's WTTT Art Master Post (Part 1)

A compilation of all my Welcome to the Table/Ben Brainard-verse art (so far), sorted by topic and character. I think I covered everything! I tried to organize them the best I could but some categories were hard to define. If I missed anything, plese lmk! WARNING: LONG POST AHEAD!

(GEN) COMICS/MULTI-CHARACTER SCENES:

---> Weekend at Congress (Florida, Loui, Gov)

---> Baby's First Hurricane! (Florida, California, Mother Nature)

---> Pile O' Corners (Four Corners)

---> The Gambler, The Family Man, and The Stoner (Nevada, Utah, Colorado)

---> A Family Affair (IDC, Penn, Gov)

---> Gator Onesie (Florida, Gov)

—> Surfin’ USA (California, Hawai’i, Alaska)

—-> To the Town of Agua Fria Rode a Stranger One Fine Day (Texas, Arizona)

FLORIDA AND CALIFORNIA ANTICS:

Continued under the cut...

---> Karaoke Night at the Statehouse

---> Halloween Horror Night

---> What is This "Moun-tan" You Speak of?

---> "Whatcha readin', Safe Space?"

—> Cali’s Gonna Yeet Him off a cliff

—> The One Where They Work at In-N-Out

INDIVIDUAL WTTT CHARACTERS:

Alaska

---> Good View From Up Here (Alaska + Hawai'i)

---> I Was Born Under a Wan'drin Star... (tw: blood)

Arkansas

---> Pirate Kansas!

California

(This diva has his own category; see below)

Colorado

---> Snowy Selfie

Florida

—> Florida!!! (Mur’s Version) (TW: Blood)

—> Emotional Support Alligator

---> Astrophysics for People in a Hurry

---> The Price of Freedom

---> Gator Onesie

Gov

---> You Should See The Other Guy (tw: blood)

---> "I Was So Worried" (Gov + IDC)

---> Gator Onesie

Hawai'i

---> Good View From Up Here (Alaska + Hawai'i)

---> Gossip Girls (California + Hawai'i)

IDC

---> "I Was So Worried" (Gov + IDC)

Louisiana

---> <3 Heart Eyes <3

Massachusetts

---> Spiked Dunks!

---> I Started a War!

---> Dunks Onesie! (feat. New York)

Michigan

---> "I Brought Salad!"

Montana

---> Treasure State // Big Sky Country

National Guard

---> POV You're Late to Your Date w/Natty Guard

Nevada

—> Playing With Fire (Nevada and Utah)

—> Vegas Vic (collab with @freshwolfhell)

—> Circus, Circus (collab with @freshwolfhell)

—> “Wait, YOU don’t have a lottery?” (Utah and Nevada)

---> Neon Showgirl

---> Caution, Do Not Dig (semi-nsfw)

---> Oh, You're Actin' So Holy (Utah and Nevada)

---> MOBvada

---> Being an Absolute Mood

New Jersey

---> Stick 'Em Up! (tw: blood)

---> Bad Boy (tw: smoking)

New York

—-> Emotional Support Pigeons

Oregon

---> Get In Loser, We're Dying of Dysentery

Utah

—> “Wait, YOU don’t have a lottery?” (Utah and Nevada)

---> "I'm Not Like Other States, I'm a COOL State!"

---> Oh, You're Actin' So Holy (Utah and Nevada)

Washington

---> Get In Loser, We're Dying of Dysentery

---> Judgy Washing Machine

Wisconsin

—> Go Pack Go!

SHIPS/DUOS:

Texas/California

---> Dios Mio, Erán Vaqueros!!

—> “Stay Still, Idiot!” (Hurt/“Comfort”)

—> OMG They Were Cowboys!

---> "Let Him Kiss Me..." (nsfw)

---> I Hate Everything About You

---> Not-So-Lone Star (semi-nsfw)

---> Wildflowers

---> Saw Your Face in a Dusty Daguerrotype

---> "It Suits You, You Know" (Cali/Austin)

Florida/Louisiana

---> Summer Afternoon Flirting

—> Karaoke Night at the Statehouse

---> "Mornin', Sunshine" (semi-nsfw)

---> OMG They Were Pirates!

---> Bisou Ur Face

---> Those eyes, damn those eyes

---> "Hey Loui-- <3"

Utah/Nevada

—-> Playing the slots (slot canyons)

Florida/Gov

—> Send Me a Selfie

California/Nevada

—> “Fighting” Over the Remote

---> California is a Big Spoon (nsfw)

---> 99 Problems

California/New York

---> First Meeting (“I’m Not Here For Your Silly Rocks”)

—-> Working Late

---> Straight Gay Espresso Morning

---> "Get Loved, Idiot"

---> Can't Handle the Cold

New York/New Jersey

---> "What the [bleep] are you lookin' at?"

Massachusetts/Virginia

—> The Gentleman and the Sailor

---> Kingdom of Days

Oregon/Washington

---> Get In Loser, We're Dying of Dysentery

---> May 18, 1980 (tw: blood)

Alaska/Hawai'i

---> Good View From Up Here

Massachusetts/New York:

—> I am NOT Wearing That!! (The Dunks Onesie Saga continues!)

A SECTION just for CALIFORNIA since I draw him so much (whoops):

---> Money, Power, Glory (CA Statehood Day Art 2023)

---> Fem!Cali

---> Looking for the Golden Light

---> Two Sides of the Same Coin/King of Diamonds (NorCal + SoCal)

---> Twelve Atmospheric Rivers Later...

---> "I am California, Can't You See?" (CA Statehood Day Art 2022)

---> Gossip Girls (California + Hawai'i)

---> Firebender Cali

NON-CANON CHARACTERS/OCS:

Jefferson

---> Abolish the Police...Birds? (feat. Austin)

San Diego and San Francisco

---> CA's Favorite/s?

[yippeeometer]

Alaska HCs?

doesnt know anyone's names. 'oh but he's known them for like 100 years' he doesn't care. they're all just variations of the same short deranged guy that he wants nothing to do with.

typa guy to just never answer his phone. typa guy where you're talking to him and his phone starts ringing and he just stares at in in silence until whoever calling gives up.

he's accepted that no one knows even a little bit about his state and its using it for his favourite thing; trolling. man loves to just blatantly lie.

'oh did you watch the game last night?' 'no alaska doesn't have electricity.' 'really?' 'yeah we just hibernate. no fire either. its banned.'

man just doesn't experience excitement. drop down on one knee and propose to him? nothing. discover the cure for cancer? meh.

only exception to this is the winter olympics. for that he will allow himself a small smile. colorado sees it happen and goes around telling everyone, luckily, they assume he was just hallucinating.

sooooo lightly unhinged. typa guy to say 'yeah I've been really getting into music' and he pulls up his phone and he's started from the dawn of time and is currently listening to neanderthalic chants.

he's on the same spectrum as cali in the fact they're the two most likely to kill someone. cali out of self righteous rage. alaska as a hobby.

they're also both autistic but the wttt fandom isn't ready for that truth

and yk they're not ready for the fact he texts in the groupchat. someone asks him a question and he sends a picture of a bear. the CIA is still trying to make sense of what he means by that.

its lucky he has hawai'i bc she makes sure he's up to date w slang. he said the word 'Sockdologer' once and she physically became unwell from embarrassment.

[d33zn33tz]

My WTTT / WTTSH headcanons because I'm mentally ill...

Florida is part alligator. Not a lot, only a small percentage, but still. He's got small patches of scales on places like his ribs, his hips, shoulders, shoulder blades, and his tail bone (haha). His teeth are also sharper than normal, but not noticeably so.

New York is a trans guy. That's it. He's a trans guy. <3

California has BPD. This is just me projecting, but whatever. His fear of abandonment is made worse by the fact literally nobody likes him. But that's fine, because I like him. He's my babygirl <3

Texas loves teaching people about cowboy hat etiquette, but he's talked about it so much that nobody wants to hear about it anymore. He loves his cowboy hat and cowboy hat etiquette <3

Cal used to steal Texas's cowboy hat and wear it, and Texas flusters every single time. He doesn't know if Cal knows the rule or not, and he doesn't want to tell him.

(Cal absolutely knows the rule)

Florida also steals and wears Texas's cowboy hat. He makes it clear he knows the rule. Texas repeatedly rejects him because he thinks it's funny. No harm done.

California has little bear ears under his beanie!! They're adorable!! He's adorable!! I adore him!!! <3

Florida has a crush on Texas

Florida has a crush on Louisiana

Florida has a crush on California

Florida has a crush on Alaska

Florida has a crush on New York

Florida had a crush on Hawai'i. She rejected him and they both moved on.

Florida has an Alligator stuffed animal.

Alaska is part moose and has the little ears and horns under his hat! He's also got the tail! He's precious! And such a bitch! <3

Texas is short, but buff. It's one of the things Alaska makes fun of him one. He's the second biggest state (land-wise and muscle-wise) but he's SHORT! He's 5'6 and will kick anyone's ass.

Would it be cruel of me to make New York part rat...?

Fuck it, I'm doing it. New York is part rat. He's got the tiny ears, his eyes are red, he's got a tail, his nails are more like claws, etc etc.

SPEAKING OF EYES! CALIFORNIA'S EYES USED TO BE GOLD, BUT THEY'VE DIMMED AND ARE NOW A BROWN-GREEN!!

That's all I have for now. If y'all wanna add to this, feel free! :D

[goblin-d]

PLEASE share your funky wttt gender headcanons :D

FDHGFBADJKHSKJ ILOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LVOE YOU /P

anyway.

HC's below the cut (this is a long one boys) [IF YOU HAVE ANY XENO SUGGESTIONS FOR MY BABIES PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME [FOR LITERALLY ANY OF THEM!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!]]

Alabama [he/they] - Demiboy Transmasculine

Alaska [he/it/moth/nor/pup/they] - Transmasculine Demigender Xenic (Catcolpuffic, Dogboygender, Drowsygender, Genderblanket, Lulovien, Moosegender, Mothgender, Pawsgender, Plosewial, Remissious, Sleepyleite, Soporcomfic, Sweatermasc, Warmgenderblanket*)

Arizona [he/they] - Libramasculine Transfeminine Boy

Arkansas [he/they] - Nonbinary

California [Any Pronouns] - Transfeminine Genderfluid Demiboygirlthing

Colorado [he/ski/they/cloud/mountain/snow/fluff] - Xenic Trans Man (Ariemonic, Cryobunnic, Cryocattic, Frostmasc, Icestormic)

Connecticut [she/he] - Transfem Man

Delaware [he/him] - Agender

Florida [he/it/they/she/zip/xe] - Pangender Genderweird Xenic (No specifics in mind)

Georgia [he/him] - Genderqueer

Hawai'i [they/she] - Demigirlflux

Idaho [they/he] - Demiboy

Illinois [he/they/xe] - Boything Xenic (No specifics in mind)

Indiana [they/he] - Demiboy

Iowa [he/him] - Cis Male

Kansas [they/he/it] - Genderqueer Femboy

Kentucky [he/him] - Cis Male

Louisiana [he/they] - Demiboy Genderqueer

Maine [Any Pronouns] - Pangender Transfem

Maryland [Any Pronouns] - Trans Woman Xenic (No specifics in mind)

Massachusetts [he/him] - Secret Gender /j [Genderfaun]

Michigan [he/him] - Genderfluid Autigender Xenic (Blaunauic, Chaosgender, Clowngender, Cufemian, Coldgender, Evilclownic, Menacegender, Musegender, Pincusmic, Prettygender, Softqualix)

Minnesota [he/they/she] - Genderfluid Transfeminine Xenic (Amocatix, Anlomeltic, Catgender, Comfnightgender*, Cutegender, Cutehorror, Gorrorhospic, Horrificutegender, Lovelettic, Lunaboy, Magicamoric, Magicattic, Pinkplanetary, Poromantian, Shycatgender, Starcatgirlgender, Verpgoris, AND LITERALLY ANY SLIME RANCHER RELATED XENOGENDER)

Mississippi [he/him] - Cis Male

Missouri [he/they] - Transfem Demiboy

Montana [he/they/it] - Twospirit

Nebraska [he/they/husk] - Deadboy

Nevada [he/it/they/she] - Boyflux Trans Man Xenic (No specifics in mind)

New Hampshire [Any Pronouns] - Girlflux

New Jersey [she/they] - Transfeminine

New Mexico [he/they] - Demiboy

New York [it/she/they] - Agendergirl

North Carolina [Ask Pronouns] - Genderflux

North Dakota [he/they] - Demiboy

Ohio [Ask Pronouns] - Genderfluid Transfem

Oklahoma [he/him] - Questioning

Oregon [he/they] - Boything Genderqueer

Pennsylvania [he/him] - Genderapathetic

Rhode Island [he/she/celeste/taurus/sirius] - Genderqueer Xenic (Genderfuck, Stargender, Staricangel, Tauragender)

South Carolina [he/they] - Transmasc

South Dakota [he/they/she] - Demiboy Demigirl Bigender Xenic (Aterpolillic, Auraunpollic, Cabbagemamesic, Caepolillic, Flapolillic, Greymothic, Mothneut, Nivpolillic, Primrosemothic, Rubpolillic, Viripolillic (etc.))

Tennessee [they/he] - Demimasculine

Texas [she/xe] - Trans Woman (no xenos but she is a wolf therian BECAUSE I SAY SO)

Utah [he/him] - Cis Male

Vermont [he/him] - Trans Man

Virginia [it/its] - Trans Woman

Washington [he/they/moth] - Transmasculine Demiboy

West Virginia [he/they/moth/night/dark] - Demimasculine Xenic (Mothmangender )

Wisconsin [he/him] - Cis Male

Wyoming [they/them] - Nonbinary Twospirit

and bonus non-states because i want to!!!

DC [he/him] - Trans Man

District of Columbia [Ask Pronouns] - Genderfluid

CDC [ey/they/he] - Xenic Trans Man (Cleancoric, Rosamistica, Strawblainberic)

Government [Any Pronouns] - Agender

IDC [sh*/h*r] - Cis Female Xenic (Galaxyfeminine, Narcfem)

National Guard [he/him] - Cis Male

anyway thank you for reading i love you all so much <3 /p

\* can't find the source but i have the flag :sob:

[lunearobservatory]

Here's another ship I think you might like!

Hawai'i and Alaska.

Not only do the two recognize eachother as seprate from the states, but they actively don't try and communicate with the states just to spite them.

I hc them just to call eachother the most brutal names to eachother, because they are misfits, and the states have made it pretty obvious they don't really get them.

And just like, they talked to eachother during statehouse, so what other evidence do you need?????

If i had a nickel for every time you specifically have sent me an ask about a wttt ship that i have an oddly specific tiktok comment from Ben screenshotted about i would have two nickels

Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice

[almost-correct-quotes]

my wttt ships as song lyrics

JersYork: Hold Me Like A Grudge - Fall Out Boy

you put the fun into dysfunction hold me, hold me like a grudge (…) i can't do it on my own part-time soulmate, full time-problem

FloriDC: Talk Too Much - COIN

you know i talk too much honey, come out your lips on mine and shut me up we can blame it on our human nature stay cool, it's just a kiss why do you gotta be so talkative?

Maineska: Fairbanks, Alaska - The Front Bottoms

and i haven't checked my time and i haven't checked my mind 'since i saw the northern lights in fairbanks, alaska

Hawai'i/Alaska: Online Love - Conan Gray

you only pass through my city every once in a million seconds on a broken clock yet we talk like we're living only miles, only minutes from each other

WiscIowa: I DONT WANT 2 B UR FRIEND - Devon

and i don't wanna be some weekend fling i wanna be with you sunday morning (…) i don't wanna be your friend i wanna be lovers

CaliAustin: It's Always Sunny With You - {Parentheses}

you were warm when everything was cold on you, i have been sold (…) and i've been waiting for a pretty face to walk right through the door but now i've found, you came in through the window

CaliYork: Ily - HARBOUR

i'll never admit that i ever really wanted you i'm never fallin' head over heels again i'll never wear my heart on my sleeve again i'm swearing to myself that i'll never fall in love again (…) i don't know what else i'm meant to do i never meant to fall for you

[lasseizlesbontempsrouler]

Do you have any Hawai'i headcanons?

she tolerates louisiana, for florida's sake. personally she's kind of iffy on the guy, but hey, he can be pretty cool once in a while

now.. louisiana's sister canada on the other hand

they're lesbians harold

that or she's dating alaska??? i can't decide hawai'i is with one of them

idk hawai'i girlboss

she and california surf together!!!

they're homies

alaska will be drinking vodka on call and hawai'i will point her camera towards nail polish remover and ask if he's drinking that

she loves to snorkel! has go-pros and sends photos to alaska

i have so much more alaska x hawai'i than i do canada x hawai'i but pretty women power couple..

[wackem]

Wttt Alaska head canons, by an Alaskan (and someone with a hobby in international diplomacy)

Alaska has a, working relationship with Japan, and Canada. Since companies from them own a lot of the mines here.

Alaska also has 1 (one) friend other than Hawai'i. That being Peurto Rico. They go back to the 1920s, when Ernest Greuning ran PR's schools before coming to Alaska. Wherever PR gets hit by a Hurricane, Alaska is there to help clean up the mess

PR views Alaska as a sort of, older Brother. (Even though PR had been Colonized earlier, and has more people than AK.)

Alaska also has a, rocky, relationship with Russia. That being, Russia wants Alaska back, and Alaska wants nothing to do with Russia.

Alaska does feel sorry for the Siberian Republics in Russia.

The first time he met a Russian City, was when St. Petersburg sold him to the USA.

The last time he saw a Russian City, was when Moscow was "Representing" the USSR during WW2

Alaska actually doesn't mind the large US military presence in his territory. Sure he can handle drunks, idiots, bears and the like. But if Russia came calling? He wouldn't be able to fight him off alone.

However, when everyone thought Hawai'i was going to be nuked, he had to be held back by Texas, California, and the Entire eastern Seaboard, Plus the Yukon Territory (who was visiting at the time) from singlehandedly tearing North Korea into paste.

He gets along decently well with the Yukon and Northern Territories in Canada.

Sometimes he thinks about trying to join Canada. Then he remembers the Canadian Gov's stance on Guns. And he thinks "you know what. I'm good enough here."

If given the chance, Alaska would drop kick Moscow into the sun. Gov be damned.

Alaska also has nukes. And he's very much not afraid to use them. (If the Damn DODad would let him)