#wtf man.

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

shaking crying i was trying to edit smthn stupid rq and MS PAINT TURNED THE RAINBOW FLAG INTO A STRAIGHT ONE???

[overcooked-waffle]

SEBATIAN COUNT YOUR DAYS.

I JUST GOT KILLED BY A WALL DWELLER (wtf even is that.) AND SEBASTIAN LAUGHED AT ME??? or, sorry. "tried to hold back laughter" LIKE????? EXCUSE YOU?? I WAS DOING PRETTY WELL TOO. just for that. I have to put that beast in a situation. BECAUSE THERE'S NOOOOOO WAY YOU JUST DID THAT. "watch your back next time" UM SAME TO YOU BUDDY. IM COMING FOR YOU.

[the-audac-ity]

Quiet morning at the cabin. The windows are open to the crisp spring morning. The river babbles just down the hill. The birds sing their songs. The army base down the road is doing drills and the percussive notes of automatic weapons ring across the stillness. 😒

[tinyplanetss]

rewatching good omens random episodes. s2 ep6. david tennant that speech js crazy the words barely making it out in a way crowley has never sounded before. michael sheen the way he goes from the high pitch when he speaks of heaven vs lower and more grounded when he says he can change it from he inside. theyre so .

[butchdykenormallen]

why must i be so tired and on the verge of passing out. what strange issues did god put on me

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

[improbabledreamgirl]

forgetting a good dream is like your soul being robbed

[applescabs]

Why is tumblr reccing me Teddie hate. Thats literally my favourite guy.

[peppermintspoooks]

phd in fear

[rolandkaros]

elena come on now wtf.

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[no-face-no-shame]

Locking in seconds before doing the most insane thing possible

[uncanny-tranny]

Honestly, I think it's cool to see cis people adopt and use "nonconforming" pronouns. I saw a cis man state their pronouns were they/them, and I think that's awesome that they're forthcoming with that! I think a lot of cis people think pronoun nonconformity excludes them, but they're completely wrong! Pronoun nonconformity is literally for anybody. If you are a they/them cis man, that's fucking awesome! There will be people who will respect you, and it isn't a world-ending request to be addressed correctly

[siyelius]

he’s like that weird uncle that won’t stop randomly showing up for family events despite cutting him off 23 years ago for felony fraud charges

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

i found the perfect display for my 100,000+ year old shrimp fossil

[emilyartstudio-s]

cARTMA'S COOKED