#gri wtf man

[pinkflames]

Grian: I care for and protect all my allies equally 😤

Also Grian:

[safarigirlsp]

I don’t mean this in a mean-spirited away, but I find it baffling how some people in the fandom act like Adam has no agency in his career. It’s bizarre how some act like he was forced to join The Last Duel at gunpoint. He’s been nominated for an Oscar twice, and reached a point in his career post The Force Awakens where he has the power to say no and pick and choose projects.

I think he’s definitely picking and choosing his movies to a much greater extent the ‘bigger’ he gets. Good for him! I absolutely think that Gucci and The Last Duel are smart career moves. I get why some people frown upon it, but I don’t at all. If I were offered the Le Gris role, or the female equivalent, I would jump on that shit in a heartbeat myself! I’m selfishly glad he chose that role obviously because we get hot ass big scary Knight AD with great hair! His character could be 1000x worse than everyone’s worse possible theories heretofore and I will still be happy lol.

I’d like it if he used more of his workday as it were to work with directors other than NB. But that’s just me. I’m sure that choice makes more people happy than the Le Gris role for reasons I don’t understand lol. Honestly though, he’s a grown ass man who can do wtf he wants and his choices so far have clearly been smart as hell and have advanced his career into the A-List superstar ranking.

[transfemmbeatrice]

1-6 and 13 for the d&d asks?

1. a favorite character you’ve played?    i answered this on the other one but i’m using this as an excuse to talk about another one of my PCs: Ash. i originally made Ash for my first campaign, which then sputtered out, so i slightly reskinned her for a campaign i’m in now because i missed her! She’s an old lady tiefling bard who casts spells by invoking the power of old stories (folk tales, legends, myths, etc) rather than playing an instrument because she only plays obnoxious instruments, and very poorly. she’s an academic and her curiosity and lack of self preservation instincts get her in trouble because she wants to learn everything about the monster instead of running away or fighting it. she’s stubborn and full of love and i stan my lesbian grandma

2. Your favorite character that someone else has played     man this is hard. the first one who comes to mind is Krita, a tiefling rogue in a still-running campaign thats the longest i’ve ever been a part of (so i love all the party members because they’ve had the most time to develop). Krita was raised by monkeys, can’t read, doesn’t have great social skills, and i ADORE her. 

3. Your favorite side quest     in the motw game i gm i made the one player buy a bomb for his dark master which involved dealing with a slimy black market weapons dealer and switching out evidence in the police station and it was great. but some of the future side quests i have for that group are even better.      OH and one time during a downtime session my character wanted to get fantasy weed and that was a WHOLE thing that was great.

4. Your current campaign     i’m playing in 2 active campaigns right now. one is a hell continent (jungles, full of things that want to kill you, has resisted being settled, only one city has managed to stay livable) on the verge of an apocalyptic event that happens cyclically when the old gods break loose from their chains and fuck shit up. and also the emperor of the old world is on his way? we’re still figuring out wtf is going on and how it all works but its a fantastic world!      the other is a sea-faring adventure, which hasn’t been going on for as long so the arc of the campaign isn’t totally clear yet but we’re sailing the Deepsea, an area that resists being mapped and is full of mysterious magic. there’s very little record of what lies here so! lots of sea and island shenanigans are to be had! it’s been a ton of fun so far!

5. favorite npc    this is SO hard....but there’s a recurring npc in my one campaign named Podge, who travels around with his minotaur buddy selling/trading random and often magical objects. he’s grumpy and funny and seems to always know more than he should and he’s GREAT.

6. favorite death    hmmm..... its hard to think of but there was the time we were sent to save a logging camp from a werewolf and ended up burning everything down and killing all but maybe one person? that was bad but also extremely funny and very telling of our competence level.

13. introduce your current party      im in 2 campaigns so first, the smaller party, in deepsea:      Ash, the tiefling bard      Malefic, the dragonborn paladin, just joined the campaign because he washed up on an island and has no idea what is going on        Talath, the tiefling warlock, who is VERY good boy, immediately started referring to Ash as his grandmother, which she went along with, to the point that the GM thought our characters were canonically related even though they’d just met       the other party, Rendithia:       Gnimble, the [redacted] monk (my pc, race is a mystery to the rest of the party because they wear a plague doctor outfit at all times and have never shown their face or body). They look terrifying but are very gentle and kind but also lethal if you threaten someone they care about.         Krita, the tiefling rogue.         Fineas, the nervous gnome wizard who just wants to go home but is now on this wild quest to the most dangerous parts of the continent          Balasina, the dragonborn bard, has lots of costumes she switches between including a bear costume and a nun costume, casts spells by telling bad dad jokes, force of chaos           Gideon, a skeleton artificer? alchemist? he does potions and fire and stuff, does not know how or why he was resurrected, just wants to Rest but also has to do the Right Thing           Viertree, the dark elf warlock, has a mysterious dark past but is really just a giant fucking nerd doing his best            and also Gris, the kobold rogue, who will come back....eventually.

[foreverxdaydreaming]

just ran into more news about the whole ****gri situation and..... WOW. like i knew that idols have a fake persona to be appealing to the public but... to the extent of being THAT fake and smiling to fans while going out of your way to drug and rape people at some shoddy club..

....and to be such a bold asshole with clearly no regrets and morals as to film yourself and share videos....

I genuinely hope that every piece of shit involved gets caught, s.k*rea’s corruption is no fucking joke man.

the fact that this had already been attempted investigated and people involved went missing/died.... this is absolutely disgusting.

Y’all deserve to rot for eternity for everything you’ve done, honestly. And I always knew YG was some creepy piece of shit but..this is next level.

I am appalled but somehow not entitely surprised. Not after so many former trainees’ testaments, not after so many idol incidents, not after the poor students of SOPA...... all of this sounds like a dystopian novel and yet it’s very much reality.

This isn’t just about some kpop idol scandal or about “omg your faves are cancelled” culture. This is about real, innocent people and real, disgusting monsters. Sad truth is the system is so corrupt and so often protects people in power (especially men, which all of the ones involved are so)... you know.

...that victims don’t often get the actual justice they deserve.

How many abuse and rape cases end up with the offender receiving a minimal sentence & a slap on the wrist? That’s bullshit, it should be a sentence about as bad as murder! Victims have to live with and suffer with that for their whole lives.. wtf man.

The entire situation is beyond atrocious, I sincerely hope that the victims receive help and some form of justice. I hope all the shoddy cops and people involved suffer greatly from the consequences of their actions.

If you wanna dick around and do the crime, you BEST BET you’re gonna do the motherfucking time asshole.

[huangfilms]

Aged Up!Jaemin

summary: so my boss has been trying to set me up with her son for a while and i’ve never even met him and she doesn’t show pictures, but once i do meet him i find out that her son was my crush from high school many many years ago,,,, h elp || aged up au

(A/N) OKAY QUEENS! the results for the recent poll was jaemin! i swear i will get to All Of The Members soon i just need some time! also!!! please leave me feedback ! thank you kids and i hope you enjoy! (ps, once i write more and more, ill make a masterlist so u can see all of my works easily!) warning: this isnt edited cause ya girl TIRED

so... it was morning time

your alarm was blaring in your ear and you Did Not Want To Get up.

you absolutely loved your job (whatever that job may be, it is up 2 u)! but why did it have to start so early,, ya know? 

also,,, it’s your boss,,,,,recently she’s been sweet talking you and it’s really uncomfortable since you two aren’t really close

and she always mentions her son

she goes on and on about how sweet he is, or how much of a gentleman he is. not to mention how handsome her son is

did i mention she’s always saying, ‘you’d be perfect for my son.’

and you’re just like??? oh 

but today when you got to work, a sister SNAPPED

if you heard about your boss’ son one more time then-- well you’d get fired but anywho

so you got annoyed and told your boss, ‘if i say yes to going on one date with your son with you be quiet?’

and she went quiet and then had This Look on her face

next thing u know, she has the BIGGEST grin and then side-hugs you

you feel Awkward but whatever,,,, so anyway she 

she tells u that u should b ready at ur home at like 4:30 or something since u two are going on a ‘date’

and then ur like??? wtf TODAY and she says uh,, yes.

and so u see her pull out her phone and then u Just Know that she’s texting her mystery son and then you get Anxious

well shit my dudes

life is crazy like that,,,,, so then she says that he is going to pick u up from ur home and ur like,,, he knows where i live now

okay!!! it’s ok kids,,,oof!!!

so time skip to 3:00 when your shift at work is d o n e and then u go home to flop on ur bed

Then You’re Anxious cause oh shit,,, ur going on a date with a person that u don’t even know. sike u thought

and so u change out of ur work clothes and throw on like a sweater or something and jeans or whatever

u have like 10 minutes to spare before that guy comes here and you’re kinda nervous,,,,,,,

but he is here EARLY OH MY LORD 

so u have like a peep hole on ur door and u take a peak thru it and oh 

oh my

you wha t

this boy behind the door is none other than the kid you used to crush on in high schoo l,, na jaemin

he never liked u back bc he never noticed u but,,, u ,,, got over it,,,,,,,,,

you could not believe that ur boss’ son was THIS DUDE,,, 

you start to pace back and forth because what if he recognizes you,,, oh My Gosh

okay well anyway

you suck it up and then open the door because he’s been waiting for a while ksdjhfalksjhf

u notice that he’s looking down and he starts to speak when he looks up but then he stops

‘hey--’ and he just Stares At You and u start to wonder if he Does Remember You

and then he says ur name Which Means He DOES oh jeez and u were so close to slamming the door in his face because you Cannot Handle but it’s okay, everything is okay..... 

‘haha hey,, um jaemin’ 

REAL UWU HOURS BECAUSE THIS CRUSH WAS UNREQUITED AND U NEVER FORGOT ABOUT IT UNTIL LIKE UR,, THIRD YEAR OF COLLEGE HEADAHHHSDLJFHAK

okay well now that u guys Clarified That You Remember Each Other

you became x27439823847398739384709213378468 more nervous because How Will This Go

okay wait,, how did he know ur name LMAO did he,, dare I say,,, remember you????

cause if he did then WOW life really is crazy

so then he starts to talk or whatever about going to the nearest coffee shop cause he feels drained and exhausted, ngl,,, you feel kinda tired too

so you guys are just like walking there and he’s been trying small talk like,,, what have u been up to since high school? 

and u get so Shook because,,,, he noticed you LMAO 

i mean you were always the shy one who got mediocre grades but never really broke the rules and hung out with like,,, one person.

u STILL hang out with that on e person and that dude is ur best friend jeno

but anyway,, you knew about jaemin in hs because of jeno, they were in the same friend group and jeno always invited you to hang out with them but u really weren’t comfortable with that LOL

so yeah u saw jaemin and took a liking to him because he was really sweet from what u heard from jeno,,, that boy would NOT stop talking about him to you because u became interested

i mean moments pass and u dont know how to feel anymore

so anyway,, u two make it to the shop and then u take a REAL good look at him when he goes up to order for the both of u guys

he’s aged really well,,, too well like honestly--- edges: Snatched

he just looks so,,,, good. and you just Know That You Have Lingering Feelings that you never really got over and they seem to be resurfacing

FEELINGS U BETTER STOP!!!

so he comes back with the drinks and he looks at you now while ur staring out the window,, just sippin ur coffee

nd he noticed that YOUVE grown,, u look way more mature and youve lost ur baby face,, oof

u kno he actually did like you back then,,, i mean if either one of u would have just TALKED to each other smh cjsjdjs

but whatever, in the past right? sike

so the date was coming to an end cause he had some stuff to do, so u guys swapped phone numbers

ever since then, u guys have been texting each other non-stop and always hanging out when you can

his mom?? she can tell that something is different with u because u arent grumpy in the mornings anymore HAHAHA

u start to smile more and become distracted on ur phone cause jaemin is always texting you

and his MOM JUST KNOWS OKAY

so she asks u about it like,,, half a year after u guys first met up

and u say smth like, ‘oh haha your son is such a kind soul,,, andimayormaynotlikehim’

its honestly really funny cause she been knew that jaemin had a small crush on u during hs cause he always talked abt u but never knew u were gonna apply for the job u had now and she cant believe that she remebers that WOW

so anyway she just has This Smile on her face all the time cause u make jaemin so happy

and so one day u and jaemin meet up back at that coffee shop

and then u two order or whatever and then he comes back with A Very Serious Look on his face and u get scared™️

but when he comes back he just shyly smiles and says a Long Speech

‘so i know that we’ve established that we remember each other from high school, but i just wanted to clarify that i like you, more than a friend. i really like you and ive liked you since i first saw you in the hallways all those years ago. i mean, when we went our separate ways i shoved those feelings aside but now that youre back in my life, so are those feelings i have for you. everytime i look at you, i just want to kiss you or hold your hand and i just—‘

but youve stopped listening because your whole being is: Shook

he just said that he liked you omg,,,,,

HE BEEN LIKING YOU OH MY JEEZ

AND THEN U JUST CUT HIM OFF BY REACHING OVER AND HOLDING HIS HAND AND THEN HE TURNS P I N K AND ITS ADORABLE U ALMOST COO

and so you say, ‘jaemin,, i really like you too.’ AND U BOTH JUST GRI N

AND SO HE ASKS TO KISS U CAUSE HES A WHOLE ASS GENTLEMAN

and so when u nod ur head he just SMILES AND THEN KISSES U

its SLOW AND ITS FULL OF PASSION AND IM SUFFERING MY UWUS: ON THE FLOOR EVE PLS GET ME A MOP AGAIN

A D WHEN U PULL BACK FROM EACH OTHER, U GUYS JUST SMILE SO HARD THAT UR CHEEKS JUST START TO HURT AND THEN HE ASKS U THAT™️ QUESTION

‘will u b my baby’ : )

AND THEN U SAY YES BECAUSE!! WHOLE CATCH U REALLY LIKE THIS MAN

SO the date is over, he walks u home, and when u get into ur house u dont see that he fist pumped in the air and nearly YELLED

so u go into work the next day and you are just HAPPY

and his momma Knows So She Looks At U With A Huge Smile

and then she lets u be cause U ! MAKE ! HER ! SON ! HAPPY !

so anyway jaemin as ur bf,, a real Dream

he would always drive you home from ur dates, pick you up from ur work,,,,

sometimes he would even sleep over , the dude has his own soace in ur closet and a toothbrush

WAKING UP TO HIS FACE IS SO GOOD CAUSE HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL IN THE MORNING SUN

and its such a Good Ass Time my ass is Suffering omg

but anyway!! jaemin is such a sweetheart u could not believe that u didnt talk to him in hs cause you guys wouldve been together longer🤧🤧

anywho!! end!! i cant believe his momma set u two up 😪

Masterlist

[dear-mrs-otome]

♥ Tagged - Randomize my life! (SLBP Version)

Rules: Pick 15 people and randomize them here. Make a new post and fill in each section with the number corresponding to your results. Feel free to tag anyone!

I got tagged by @mandakatt  and decided to do this entirely SLBP style. But oh god, what have I created?!

1. Mom or Dad: Kenshin - Good lord can you imagine? It’d be like one of those sitcoms or dramedy movies where the kids take care of their loopy space-cadet father, wouldn’t it? Making their own breakfast, otherwise he’d be serving chocolate ice-cream on top of cinnamon toast crunch or something.

02. Sibling: Yukimura - Awww. Awwwww...this would be so cute. I’d totally welcome Yukimura as big or little bro. Either way he’s got your back!

03. Grandma or Grandpa: Shingen - Ahahahaha...ever met one of those pervy old grandpas that insist on telling you about all the ladies they dated before you grandma, or how suave they were back in their day, or giving you dating advice? And you’re just cringing and stuffing another deviled egg in your mouth at Christmas, desperately wondering why your wine glass doesn’t refill itself? No? Nobody? Is this just a problem I have??

04. Haunts you: Mitsunari -�� What a shitty ghost to have, really. He’d organize your messy books, spoil makeup he thinks is cheap and tawdry, and rearrange the spilled salt to spell out insults. Heaven help you if you ever pulled out the ouija board - he’d manage to throw shade as a shade that would blister the devil’s own ear. No wonder he’s still stuck on earth.

05. Boyfriend or girlfriend: Toramatsu - It’s a heavy, weighty responsibility - that of corrupting the innocent. But I am ready, willing, and able to take on that burden sir yes sir!

06. Your ex: Mitsuhide - Oh man. It was probably one of those quiet breakups, the ones that almost hurt worse than the explosive types. Where you just realized one day that there was no way you could force a square peg into a round hole, but it’s not the other part’s fault. You don’t have a good reason to NOT be with him...you just don’t have a good reason TO, and that really. Really. Sucks.

07. Your best friend: Saizo - WTF. I feel like this would not really actually happen but if it did it’s more just because he’s also your brother Yukimura’s bestie and they include you in everything, until one day you wake up hungover in a strange place at 3 AM and when Yuki doesn’t answer you find you’ve called Saizo. It’s never spoken of again after he takes you home, but the knowing sits warm and tight in your chest for weeks afterwards, and when he just sort of shows up one day you sit around watching Deadpool and pick it apart together.

08. Proposed: Toshiie - Is this really any stretch? He’s probably been joking about marrying you since you were seven. When he asked at ten you squealed about how gross boys were. When he asked at fifteen you just turned bright red and ran. When he asked at your twenty-first birthday you were more than a little tipsy and laughed until rum and coke came out your nose and then ran off to tell your friends. That was the last time he asked.

09. Your boss: Shigezane - This would be so? Cool? Shigezane would be the most awesomesauce boss, laid back and chill but still supportive AF, and if you ever need to take a personal day it’s yours. No questions asked. 

10. A random person you meet at a bar: Kojuro - It was probably a wine bar, near the courthouse where all the bigshot lawyers and corporate types schmooze about. You’re there for a special networking event, and the man with his jacket tossed over the barstool behind him and his sleeves rolled just the perfect amount up shares a quip while you wait for your glass of pinot gris. Only later does it occur to you that your tab’s been taken care of, and though you visit again for the next few weeks you never see that steady smile again.

11. Your rival: Nobunaga - I mean this is kind of a given, right? I think Nobunaga is incapable of any existence where he’s NOT a rival of some sort. The man needs drama like he needs air. Last box of brownie mix on the shelf just before Thanksgiving? Throw down. That asshole in the Lambo at the red light beside you, revving his engine and eyeing you in your Volvo over the top of his aviators? Nobunaga.

12. Gave you your first kiss: Masamune - I feel like this had to be a dare. Or a game. The most awkward round of spin-the-bottle you played in someone’s basement, dark and fumbling and his lips tasted of 7-Up, a thousand degrees beneath yours with the heat of his embarrassment.

13. Drunk and singing karaoke with: Oichi - YES. YES. I need this like yesterday. We have ‘Telephone’ choreographed and everything and belt it out together, and she always manages to get the number of the same man whose lap she’s poured her drink into by the end of the song.

14. Played seven minutes in heaven with: Hideyoshi - Oh hells yes. I mean, have you read the epilogue where this basically already happened?! You’d tumble out when the time was up, flushed and panting and not remembering what goddamned century it was, and even his smug grin wouldn’t be enough to make you resent the way he haunts your wet dreams for the next three months.

15. Gave you your favorite dessert: Ieyasu - This is hard to see. Unless it’s bribe? It’s probably a bribe. It’s definitely probably a bribe.  And I’d be double checking to make sure it wasn’t poisoned.

This was a lot of ridiculous fun, thanks for the tag Mandakatt! If anyone else would like to do this, go for it - I’d specifically like to see @wonky-glass-ornament, @yoolee, @cavern-of-bells, @suzunesays, @han-pan, @frywen-babbles try it!

[danigami]

Tamatoa’s « Shiny »Latin American Spanish version translated

Inspired by calicot-zc post , I decided to make a post showing the differences in the latin american spanish version even if anyone asked for them. Because I have to admit I really like this version and find is the closest to the original version of Jermaine Clement.

Also I make emphasis that this is the latin american spanish since there’s lots of differences with the european spanish one!

♪ Original English Version (Bold)

♪ French Version (Italic)

♪ English translation of French Lyrics (Regular)

•••

Well, Tamatoa hasn’t always been this glam, I was a drab little crab once

Bien, Tamatoa nunca fue como lo ves, cangrejo gris pequeñín fue

Well ,Tamatoa was never as you see him, gray crab little thing was he

Now I know I can be happy as a clam,  Because I’m beautiful, baby

Soy feliz como una almeja,mas que ayer, Pues soy hermoso ves baby

I’m happy as a clam, more than yestersay, Because you see baby, I’m beautiful 

((I admit I like how he says that part X’D ))

Did your granny say listen to your heart, Be who you are on the inside

Tienes que escuchar a tu corazón, así te dijo la anciana

You have yo listen to your heart, That’s what the old lady told you

I need three words to tear her argument apart : Your granny lied ! 

En dos palabras voy su frase a destrozar: Te engaño!

In two words her phrase I will destroy: She tricked you!

I’d rather be… Shiny!

Prefiero mi...Brillo!

I prefer my...Shine!

Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck

Cual tesoro del pirata que se hundió

Like the treasure of the pirate that sunk

Scrub the deck and make it look… Shiny

Limpia ahí, y muestra su...Brillo

Clean there and show it’s...Shine

I will sparkle like a wealthy woman’s neck

Brillare como el cuellito de un bebe

I will sparkle like the little neck of a baby

((WTF Tamatoa!))

Just a sec! Don’t you know

Ay ya se, tu que crees?

Aw I know, what do you think?

Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb

Peces bo-bos- son

Fish are dumb

They chase anything that glitters (Begginers)

Seguirán lo que les brille (Novatos)

They will follow what shines to them  (Begginers)

Oh, and here they come, come, come, To the brightest thing that glitters

Y aquí vienen ya, por la luz que les da brillo

And here they come now, by the light that gives them shine

Mmm, fish dinners !

Mmm, pesquisa !

Mmm, bountiful !*

((*This part is tricking he’s basically saying “bunch of fish” in slang)) 

I just love free food… And you look like seafood (Like seafood)

Comida gratis...Y tu eres el postre (Postre)

Free food...And you are the dessert (Dessert)

Well, well, well

Woah, Woah ,Woah

Wow, Wow, Wow

Little Maui’s having trouble with his look

*Mausitio con su falla sufre hoy

Little Maui is suffering today with his failure 

((*Tamatoa is calling Maui with a very affectionate title, making it sound way condescending ))

You little semi-demi-mini-god

Chiquito, casi-semi-mini-dios

Tiny, almost-semi-mini-god

Ouch! What a terrible performance

Auch, que terrible numerito

Ouch ! What a terrible little performance

Get the hook (get it?) You don’t swing it like you used to, man

No enganchas (oyes?) Ya no actúas,solo asustas más

You don’t hook ( You hear?) You don’t act anymore, you just scare more

((Guess he’s trying to say Maui is all bark and no bite now))

Yet I have to give you credit for my start, And your tattoos on the outside

Te agradezco mis comienzos en el mal. y tus tatuajes que adoras

I thank you for my beggingins in evil, and the tattoos that you adore

((So in this version Tama admits he’s EVULZ X’’DDD))

For just like you I made myself a work of art - I’ll never hide; I can’t

Pues solo yo soy obra de arte en si al brillar,sin esconder jamas; porque

Because I’m the only one who’s a work of art, without hide never; because

I’m too Shiny

Brillo!

I shine!

Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough, Strut my stuff; my stuff is so… Shiny

Un diamante en bruto es mi resplandor, que pasión, pasión por mi...Brillo

My splendor is a diamond in the rough, such passion, passion for my...Shine

Send your armies but they’ll never be enough, My shell’s too tough

Trae tus armas contra mi caparazón, es fortachón*

Bring your weapons agaisnt my shell, it’s strong

((*he says tough in a very exaggerate way like SUPER STRONG))

Maui man, you could try, try, try, But you can’t expect a demi-god,

Maui man*, trata ya-ya-ya,pero to te empeñes en vencer

Maui man, try now-now-now, but don’t insist in defeat

((love how he keeps using original english words it makes him sound more pretendious XDDD ))

To beat a decapod (Look it up)

A tan perfecto ser (Que placer)

Such perfect been ( What a delight)

You will die, die, die, Now it’s time for me to take apart, Your aching heart

Y así -tu- te -iras, yo voy a arrancar de un tirón, tu corazón 

And like this you will be gone, I will rip your heart out with a pull 

((Jesus Tamatoa!!!))

Far from the ones who abandoned you, Chasing the love of these humans, Who made you feel wanted

Lejos estás, de los tuyos cazando, el amor de estos seres, querido te sientes

Far you are, from the ones like you, hunting the love of these creatures, feeling loved

You tried to be tough, But your armour’s just not hard enough

Y rudo te crees, pero tu armadura dura no es

You believe you are tought, but you armor isn’t hard

Maui, Now it’s time to kick your… Hiney ! Ever seen someone so… Shiny

Maui! Tu castigo esta...delante! De verdad que soy Brillante!

Maui ! Your punishment is ahead! For real thought I’m so Shiny!

Soak it in ‘cause it’s the last you’ll ever see, C'est la vie mon ami

Asimilo este final no tan feliz, C'est la vie mon ami

I assimilate this not so happy ending, C'est la vie mon ami

I’m so… Shiny ! Now I’ll eat you, so prepare your final plea… Just for me

Y yo...Brillo! Aunque ruegues, yo te voy a engullir...para mí

And I Shine! Even if you beg, I will gobble you up...for me

You’ll never be quite as… Shiny… You wish you were nice and… Shiny !

Jamas tendrás mi...Brillo...Y nadie seras sin...Brillo!

You will never have my...Shine...And you will be nobody without my...Shine!