improbabledreamgirl

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yknow the age of AI image generation makes me kinda respect the art of a good ol photoshop hoax. like comparatively at least those took some amount of effort to put together.

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so touch starved it’s making me stupid

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I want a eyebrow piercing and a tattoo so bad oml

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As much as I love being a pretty princess I want people to acknowledge my masc side.

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Eating charcuterie

Alternating bites of meat and bread

This is the decadence what sunk Atlantis

The is the gluttony warned of in the Bible

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i’m so eepy tired they should let me curl up like a cat on someone’s lap and sleep for ten million years

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Shout out to Characters who are shells of their former selves! You died and you’re not coming back! You don’t recognize yourself and neither does anyone else, and it’s anyone’s guess what the fuck you’re supposed to be now!

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The main difference between the weather being uncomfortably cold, and the weather being uncomfortably hot, is that the things you can do in the cold to warm yourself up (hot food/beverage, blankets, cuddles, nice clothes like sweaters, thick scarves and snazzy jackets, getting exercise) are very pleasant and very effective, and the things you can do in the heat to cool yourself down don't do shit.

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like the transition from rep to lover feels so similar to ttpd and ts12… going from black and white and sterile imagery to bright colors and glitter

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not enough love in this fandom for Genya Safin killing her rapist by putting poison on her body so all he needed to do to avoid death was not come to her room in the first place.

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Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

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Needed to jump on this one its funnyyy and these guys came to mind first

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Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

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sometimes it’s important to like a female character for her potential when not in the hands of a misogynistic writer and at the same time hate a guy just for being blonde

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The unsavvy talk about furries like they're some hypersexual excretion of modernity, but drawing animal-people is one of the top 10 neolithic human activities. It's up there with collecting berries and producing clay figures of fat women.

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conan gray is the most relatable celebrity of all time. he didnt have his first kiss or relationship until he was 24 but wrote two albums and an ep like he was experiencing three divorces. when he did kiss someone they gave him tonsilitis. his one true love is coffee. he almost never shows up to any event unless his best friend is also there. he doesnt do collabs because he doesnt want to talk to people. he learnt one cool fact and went around telling it to everyone he came across. his first language is sarcasm. he has a secret tiktok account that everyone knows about. he played two different songs on stage before they ever came out, one before it was even announced. hes wanted a fortnite skin since forever but is on toca boca. he forgot the bands that he's opened for. conan lee gray ilysm