#wtf is this even? XD

[nerditudes]

stop trying to look megamind wiener

who the fuck left a child unattended on tumblr.

[bread-is-my-life]

Smth smth Fortnite had a silly update and I just had to draw it

Refs that I used!

Btw I don't really play Fortnite but my brother is obsessed with it and he also has Toshi's skin because of me muheheh 😼

I think we all should draw our fav skins with those new shoes 🙏 (I like the shark slippers too)

[rouge-fauna]

[blackbatofel]

What are Clark & Bruce's love languages for each other?

I think Bruce's would be acts of service and gifts. He's a fixer, and he'll jump at any opportunity to help others, specially those he loves. Thing is, he's also a bit controlling (understatement of the century), so he'll most likely do these acts of service without asking first (same with the gifts), and I can imagine that, at least in the beginning, it'll bother Clark. But he'll eventually get that that's how Bruce shows he loves him, and he'll make a point to ask him to not intervene whenever he deems necessary.

I can also imagine a situation where Clark tells him he doesn't like expensive gifts, so Bruce's solution is to make his gifts more personalized and meaningful. Bruce would give Clark the most earth-shattering sweet gift, like something he made with his own hands and worked on for months, and he would just shrug and say "it's nothing, I just thought you would like it" while Clark is on the verge of tears.

Clark's love languages would be words of affirmation and quality time. It's canon that he doesn't shy away from telling it to Bruce how it is (more often than not, that means calling him on his bullshit), and I don't think it would be any different when it comes to telling him directly how much he cares for him and showing his affection with words. Of course, Bruce would short-circuit for a second, but he'll get used to it. I also like to think that Clark would try to make time to be with Bruce as often as he could. He would visit him at the cave and accompany him while he works, or drop by during patrol just to say hi.

[gomzdrawfr]

brain: lets write porn

also brain: no lets write porn with feelings to overcomplicate everything

[haley-harrison]

No one:

Absolutely nobody:

Not a soul:

A random public toilet for no reason:

[disasterbijupiter]

Okay, headcanons and speculation time...

If Rain is as bad at cooking as Domon makes it sound*, WHY is she the one who cooks for them during the Survival Eleven?? 🤔

The obvious answer would of course be "because Domon is even worse at it."

But, that doesn't lend itself to explaining why he would tease Rain about her skills (except for, I mean to be fair, he would do that). But also, growing up in the jungle, you'd think cooking is one of the basic survival skills he'd be forced to learn pretty competently, right?

Another answer could be "because Rain enjoys cooking and insists on it and/or doesn't realize how bad she is."

But... that seems unlikely, as she literally never mentions it that I'm aware of.

Anyways, I think the more interesting answer, or rather question, is...

... What if Domon doesn't suck at cooking? What if he's even pretty decent at it?

... BUT... what if... after growing up in the wilderness of the Guyana Highlands, the literal only things he knows how to cook are really weird?

Like, really weird to the average person of most cultures (and certainly literally anyone from the Colonies)...

Like... something that Bear Grylls would eat.

It ends up something like:

Rain is working on the Shining one evening, in an area with sparse resources and no bodies of water to fish or anything. She's like "Hey Domon, can you handle dinner tonight?"

He's like "Yeah, of course."

What Rain is thinking: ... the boxes of rations and preserved food are *right there.* He'll use that, it's not even a question.

Domon: *goes out and catches a bunch of bees*

Rain surfaces from making her repairs and sees him grilling them; is overtaken by horror.

Rain: "UUUHMMMM ACTUALLY, why don't you let me cook tonight? And y'know what, I'll also do it tomorrow. And the day after that."

*I can't remember whether it's mentioned more than that one time in the anime, when Domon suggests a small child could teach Rain how to cook and she is, of course, offended. But in the side story Tenchi Tengaku, Domon says that Rain almost always was the one to cook during the Survival Eleven, and that as a result he hasn't eaten a "decent meal" in forever. So anyways... this has been something I've been pondering. 😂

[orangedogsquad]

Happy Birthday Mr 4-year-old Henry!!

To celebrate, he’s played with the cat’s toys, had big snoozes, and has had lots of treats. Sorry that you also have a physio appointment today, boy, but your physio only works Thursdays xD

[peppermint-whiskers]

Wait I just realized something. Alice is part of the God Possessed Pentious AU. However, she’s also a part of your Zestious fic “A Hundred Years and Many More”. Does… does that imply that, at least in your fic, Zestial had a crush on Pentious. Then Pentious died and got possessed by God. If so, I cannot WAIT for that reaction!

“The guy I had a crush on is, not only alive, but is also GOD’S VESSEL!!????!!!” [insert Catholic Guilt here]

Hi, thanks for the ask! "A Hundred Years and Many More" was more of a test run for the backstory, and the backstory (with Alice's glorious presence uwu) is actually part of the au

BUT

I think it'd be hilarious if Zestial and Pentious had this lingering crush on each other the entire time XD Maybe Zestial's was born out of intrigue more than romance, but they both had CRUSHES

And now god's over here like "what's with you and crushing on people who could destroy you??? what the fuck, man???" because he knows. Pentious can't really hide his massive crushes because he can't hide shit XD

[megaawkwardhuman]

*in the voice of one of those old ads about mesothelioma*

if you or a loved one have an adverse reaction to the words "that's his boss" you might be entitled to financial compensation

[robo-dino-puppy]

if anyone wants to see me teleport myself to devil's grief and run around for a bit, here you go!

[dangerousdan-dan]

I dreamt I was inside a world that was the combination of Resident Evil and Silent Hill (it was terrifying), but then I reached this one little chapel and all the religious images there had the face of Viktor from Arcane lol

[strangeaxel]

Hiii, I came to check on you today, how have you been? Have you eaten well? I would like to know how you are. ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

Hi!! Omg thank you, that's sweet and kind of you /gen, Im doing okay today (i just woke up, it's 3 pm jajsjs) i been playing the sims 4 all day yesterday just building the pd1 house xD and doing other stuff :/

I haven't eaten that well tbh, i been eating lots of recipes with potatos and ordering stuff with potatos because my mom doesn't have any good money so we've been struggling a bit with money and stuff for a long time so im used to it i guess jskdk and potatos are all that we had at home.

I have been okay but at the same time very bad because I don't know if i wanna come back here, some of y'all postal art is very triggering for me and im a little disgusted at times, i just wish i could have a little bit more fun you know? Not feel intimidated. I think that or I'll either leave and just post occasionally or just keep posting and blacklist the postal tag :/

(i like this type of asks a lot btw thanks, makes me feel good and happy)

Here's a doodle that one of my friends requested xD it's postal dude 3 eating a massive burger...tf

[piko-rose]

Tails: You ever thought there might be more to life than chili dogs, Sonic?

Sonic, hugging his chili dog: He didn't mean that, baby. No, no, no...

[tomasitaoficial]

I hope this helps me raise my grade average and pass the grade, and if it doesn't help, I'll cry.

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

You know those sticky hands?

Remus likes throwing them in Virgil's general direction so much he made a game of it, your honor.

Y E S!!! Whenever Ree sees Vee he backs up as far as possible to see if he can get it to stick to him from the distance he's at XD (The chaotic Duke does in fact N E V E R misses XD)