#superbat thoughts

[blackbatofel]

I've been thinking about writing a Superbat Pride and Prejudice au

Would anyone be interested in reading that??

[ameba-from-space]

[inkedberries]

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

[ID: A fancomic featuring Batman and Superman in a diner. Superman sips coffee while saying, "You know... I DO show off sometimes, only to impress you." Batman looks shocked before he narrows his eyes at Superman. "Impress... me?" Superman smiles, says "Mhm," and takes a long sip. Batman, frowning: "You're Superman." Superman throws up his hands and replies, "RIGHT? It shouldn't be this hard. Why are you making this so difficult?" End ID] described by @nebulations

[frownyalfred]

a nosy socialite at an event, leaning down: “Oh Richard, it must be so hard for you in that house, what with Bruce’s…proclivities for nighttime guests.”

Dick Grayson, fully aware at age 13 that Bruce Wayne is a Loser™ whose only “nighttime guest” is Clark Kent, who comes over to “review cases” with Bruce before/after patrol while both of them awkwardly ignore any and all tension between them: “Something like that.”

[gravygranola]

sometimes you gotta just. you know

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Teen!Dick, in tears: B I’m gay and I’m proud of who I am so if you don’t accept me well… I’m not sorry.

Bruce, in the middle of a very passionate make-out session with Clark Kent: Chum…

[duckysprouts]

dc injustice is messed up because they write such refreshing yet disgustingly awful takes on every single relationship and person. like how do u misunderstand the core of every character?? can only be consumed when removed from the context of all canon

anyway take 2 people make em obsessed yada yada hand in unlovable hand or whatever

[secretidentie]

Bruce: Oh shit

Clark: What's wrong

Bruce: I've only got a month til my birthday and I forgot to "accidentally" drop hints for gift ideas my kids could get me

Clark: You don't think the kids can find you a good gift? I'm sure you don't need to worry

Bruce: Oh I do. When I don't drop hints they start making "educated guesses"

Clark: That doesn't sound so bad

Bruce: Last time I was busy with a case that whole week so instead of a cake, Jason brought me the severed head of the guy I was looking for.

Clark:

Bruce: Another time Damian offered to go on a quest to "avenge" me for something. Literally anything. He tried to fight a pizza guy for messing up my order

Clark: that's....

Bruce: And I don't even want to talk about what Tim did

Clark: WHAT DO YOU MEAN--

Bruce: Look that doesn't matter right now

Clark: I'D ARGUE THAT IT MATTERS ALOT

Bruce: --what matters is how I'm going to convince them for the 3rd year in a row that I have a deep unfulfilled yearning for coffee mugs. And then I need to update my birthday mug spreadsheet

Clark: everything I learn about your family makes me glad they're on our side

[theerurishipper]

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I tried something new

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Masterpost

[blackbatofel]

What are Clark & Bruce's love languages for each other?

I think Bruce's would be acts of service and gifts. He's a fixer, and he'll jump at any opportunity to help others, specially those he loves. Thing is, he's also a bit controlling (understatement of the century), so he'll most likely do these acts of service without asking first (same with the gifts), and I can imagine that, at least in the beginning, it'll bother Clark. But he'll eventually get that that's how Bruce shows he loves him, and he'll make a point to ask him to not intervene whenever he deems necessary.

I can also imagine a situation where Clark tells him he doesn't like expensive gifts, so Bruce's solution is to make his gifts more personalized and meaningful. Bruce would give Clark the most earth-shattering sweet gift, like something he made with his own hands and worked on for months, and he would just shrug and say "it's nothing, I just thought you would like it" while Clark is on the verge of tears.

Clark's love languages would be words of affirmation and quality time. It's canon that he doesn't shy away from telling it to Bruce how it is (more often than not, that means calling him on his bullshit), and I don't think it would be any different when it comes to telling him directly how much he cares for him and showing his affection with words. Of course, Bruce would short-circuit for a second, but he'll get used to it. I also like to think that Clark would try to make time to be with Bruce as often as he could. He would visit him at the cave and accompany him while he works, or drop by during patrol just to say hi.

[geelatinous]

ok so basically. i saw this and went “omg! that is so funny i need to do this.” so i did. and i know it’s not exaaactly what you wanted but if i drew their bodies i think you’d actually start convulsing

because i draw too good (haha…ha…☹️)

anyways i hope i lived up to your dream 💔 @bibbitybobbitybackoff

[day-dream-fever]

flower shop x tattoo artist au

[frownyalfred]

Bruce Wayne is so much stronger than me, because if I was him I would walk straight up to Lex Luthor at a fundraiser, lean down, and whisper you want to fuck Superman so bad it makes you look stupid in his ear before flitting away with zero context.

[ongoing-catastrophe]

Batman is such a great character NOT JUST because he's technically overpowered as hell but everyone loves that instead of being annoyed by it, but also because this fool is so shippable. He's bitchy enough that he can be coworkers-to-lovers with anyone on the Justice League. He's a control freak. He's a trust fund baby. He's a bit of a slut. He's a dad. He can change his personality at will but at his core he's a troll and a hater. Literally something for everyone.

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce, ending a JL meeting: Superman and I will discuss this further

Hal, teasing: lol, are you two going to fuck

Bruce, deadpan: yeah we are, what about it

[t00thpasteface]

this comic was brought to you by (1) my mom insisting we need to watch the 1989 tim burton batman and (2) me wondering why on god's green earth they got prince to do the music. and for the record i fucking love prince (and grew up listening to him), i just would not in a million years think to make that connection on my own. anyway please listen to Erotic City it's a good tune