Do you ever sit back and forget that you don't actually know someone in person and think, " was that weird? I was weird. Do they think I'm weird. I'm ok with weird, but not stalker, stalker is bad, weird is good. Should I be embarrassed? Fuck, I'm going to analyse over and over in my head until I can't sleep."
Legit - I can't remember most of my first marriage, but I can remember that one really cringy time I totally made an ass of myself in like 5th grade because kids were teasing me.
You want me to talk - be prepared for the info dump of all my life I can fit into a single sentence. Trauma bond? HERE IS ALL THE TRAUMA. Furtive eye contact cause I think you'll be able to read my eyes (which is something I don't understand and can't do? Eyes are the window to the soul...how????!!!!).
Bestie, I will hyper focus so bad you'll wanna drop me like a hot potato...until I don't see you for a while and you think I've dropped off the face of the earth. Nah ma dude, I just forgot you existed for a while, but I still love you like I saw you yesterday!
Manic cringy pixie energy full of bad mom jokes and sarcasm. Yes. Let's not forget that depression and anxiety disorder for good measure.
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i should be studying but instead im planning my birthday party in my head HOE YOU HAVE BOARDS-
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happy pride to all of my gay and trans gremlins!!! make sure to terrorize as many straight people as you can (bonus points if they’re republicans) and indoctrinating your minimum 5 children.
as a weird little scrungly thing that has the ultimate question (bi or lesbians) thank you for your service and keep on serving cunt
(also cop the new pfp, bsf made it)
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silently tapping away at my computer at 3am: how to know if asexua—
*door bursts open* BISEXUAL FBI WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED
NO I'M SORRY I WAS JUST CONFUSED
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my dumb ass finaly got a ticktok account YIPEEE
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In the phase where I’m questioning all of my previous diagnoses and wondering if I actually have something else type beat. Because you know the drill, new Symptoms come up and ya boy has to over annualize everything, like one does when something is slightly off…
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I'm dying from gender envy........
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