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Baxter Stockman Smoochability rankings because I'm bored
1987: Kind of annoying, but I love him, not really smoochable with that annoying voice 2003: I hate him, why won't he die, would smooch and run before Bishop catches up 2012: I actually hate him, I project all pain to him when I experience it, would 100% smooch that pathetic man on the lips Bayverse: My favorite Baxter ever, I want him, he's perfect in everyway imaginable Rise: Disqualified on account of that's a child Mutant Mayhem: He deserved better, but I don't want to smooch him, I know nothing about him, would hug tho
So overall ranking and ratings:
Bayverse: 10/10
2012: 8/10
2003: 7/10
Mutant Mayhem: 5/10
1987: 2/10
#Why did I do this?#No idea#Next question#tbh I'd like to do this#ppl should comment characters#remember I'm annoying and will make a list of Shredders tho#tmnt#tmnt baxter stockman#baxter stockman
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A really( like 4 years ago) old Miku
#The anatomy is kinda wonky but it still has cool vibes to me#The pose was from senshi stock if I remember correctly#What’s her job?#no idea#vocaloid miku#miku fanart#hatsune miku#miku#vocaloid fanart#vocaloid#my art
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My headcanon about the Stolls' mom is that she is a badass (maybe international) thief and hacker, because the surname Stoll absolutely can not have been organically the surname of children on Hermes and Rick's naming habits aside, the way it makes more sense to me is that she, at the point of having her sons, had a fake identity that she registered them under.
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#also#connor and travis never know where she is while they are at camp#is she at home?#is she in italy stealing something?#is she currently arrested?#no idea#one day they get home to find she stole the previously hypothetical box of statue's penises from the Vatican#ms. stoll is an agent of chaos and i stand by that
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Don't look at me🫣 and get yo food (it's completely self indulgent at this point)
I was REALLY drunk when I was drawing this
#my art#sans au#is it genderbend? idk#undertale fanart#dusttale#dust sans#murder sans#murder time trio#digital sketch#ecto body#tw? maybe#no idea#horror sans#horrortale#human sans#sans#gnc sans my beloved#undertale
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partial possession could be a fun way for phantom to communicate with danny in situations where he can't just take over his body for some reason or other
also he definitely would abuse that power at least once
#is this going to make it into the actual story?#no idea#danny phantom#danny phantom au#no halfas au#danny fenton#fanart
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sl gem
#secret life spoilers#not really its just her skin#but idk#anyways#geminitay#geminitay fanart#secret life smp#traffic smp#trafficblr#cw body horror#is it????#no idea
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i always default to thumbs up in photos im projecting
#I WISH PEOPLE DREW THEM MORE#they are so silly#cross sans#swap sans#br art#utmv#undertale au#sans au#cross x swap#if you want#swap x cross#do they have a duo/ship name?#no idea#cross w/ fangs rfesgftgreg#i found out their ship name js clue i love it so much#clue ship
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No Idea
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#black cat#castle#cat#cats#comic#comic strip#funnies#funny#humor#idea#lol#lord nibbles#mummy#no idea#Slutty Witch#toilet paper#TV#vamp#vampire#war and peas#webcomic#witch#witches
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dp x dc prompt/mini blurb thing:
Somewhere along the line, stealing the Batmobile had seemed like the best option.
Elle would stand by that - admittedly short-sighted and kind of panic induced - logic. It was a vehicle that no one would try and stop. It was fast. The keys were in the ignition. Easiest car theft of her life. Or, well, unlife. Whatever. Still the easiest.
She may have forgotten that Superman could fly as fast as the stupid tank of a car could go. Or that Gotham had other vigilantes, that had bikes that were way more maneuverable, or that Billy was a big baby about car chases.
“WATCH THE ROAD!”
“YOU WATCH THE ROAD I’M DRIVING HERE!”
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#dp x dc prompt#Billy Batson#dani phantom#danielle phantom#elle phantom#superman#batman#grand theft batmobile#why are Elle & Billy stealing the batmobile?#no idea#are they old enough to drive?#next question please#why hasn't oracle just remotely taken over the car?#something something godly powers and ghostly interference#Clark is just politely knocking on the driver side window asking Elle to *please pull the car over*#Billy is not actually a baby about car chases Elle just inherited Danny's driving ability#Who inherited his driving skills from Jack#Even the gods are scared
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Friedrich getting 'infected' by proximity and becoming obsessed with dhampir reader?
Friedrich Harding x Dhampir male reader
Ficlet
I can’t deny I felt myself drawn to Friedrich, and it’s not just cuz its Aaron Taylor-Johnson playing him. The scene in the mausoleum… was something. This takes place somewhere after anna and the daughters die, but before Friedrich, well, you know. Tried to really go with the handsome mysterious vampire vibe here.
Hope this meets the “intro to obsession” vibe I was going for. I had a lot of fun writing this, would honestly love to write a part 2, if y’all are interested…
Nosfertatu 2024 spoilers ig
The plague was ransacking Wisborg, people dying by the dozen, bodies littering the streets faster than they could be moved away. Rats ran around, running about peoples feet, some even climbing up pedestrians legs if they could.
But Friedrich could not find it in himself to care. After his sweet Anna was gone, his beautiful daughters too, taken by this plague, for he still did not believe that it was some demon that took them. That was simply the ramblings of a woman who should have been locked away a long time ago. The alcohol on his tongue was sour like his thoughts. He truly should have convinced Thomas of turning his eyes onto another woman all that time ago.
Friedrich was not at his estate. He knew that would be the first place Thomas would find him, along with the two doctors who only played into the delusion. He simply couldn’t stand being in their presence right now, not after burying his beloved Anna and their daughters.
His eyes were bloodshot, throat raw from all his sobbing and weeping. He had not even changed out of the clothing he had worn to their funeral. The keeper of the bar he had found, had left the bottle with him after he had pair, deciding to return to the safety of their home, and not be stuck here with Friedrich.
The door of the establishment opened with a creak, cold air seeming to flood the room. What few candles stood about flickered before snuffing out, the room suddenly so cold that Friedrich’s breath was making vapors as a horrible cold sank into his bones.
The moment Friedrich turned his head, still so heavy and weary, the room seemed to warm up again, the candles flickering back on, the flame stronger and brighter than before. A man stood in the door, tall and broad in a way that spoke of good lineage, of a healthy diet, someone rich enough to eat enough to grow tall.
The clothing was similar, but not what was popular in Germany, but rather what you would see the upper class of the kingdom of Great Britain would wear. Most of it, at least. Down the middle of his coat, was stitching’s and details that felt like it was from somewhere else. It made Friedrich think of the few traders he had met from Romania.
What was most peculiar, was the mans eyewear. They looked like Windsor glasses, but the glass was tinted red. Not a dull weak red that most craftsmen could achieve, but a red so vibrant that the shades almost seemed to glow in the mans shadow. Last but not least, was the cane the man was holding. Polished and dark, with a pommel shaped like that seemed to be a bat of all things.
A feeling started filling the room as the men stepped closer to the mourning widow, the door slamming shut behind the mysterious man as if the wind itself as pulled it, his polished shoes and heels clicking across the flooring as he neared.
His walk was graceful, as if his feet were not touching the ground as he moved, like the weight of the world was not holding him down like everyone else. The world so heavy that Friedrich wanted it to swallow him whole.
A shiver that felt both molten and freezing ran down Friedrichs spine, as this graceful man sat down beside him on another stool at the door, the ship merchant finding himself almost bewitched as the unknown man pulled off his skintight leather gloves. It felt almost promiscuous, the way the gloves slowly pulled off his fingers and folded up so neatly on the bar top.
“You would not mind if I joined you for a drink, would you, Herr?” he finally spoke, his voice purred and accented, like a big fancily dressed feline, perhaps like one of those lions Friedrich had heard of. The voice was accented, something British mixed with Romanian. Seemingly out of nowhere, a crystal glass was in front of him, the mans eyes hidden behind the tinted glass of his special eyewear, but Friedrich felt like a mouse before a cat, like he was seeing someone greater than himself.
“N… not at all” he finally mustered out, voice gasped and breathless, like something besides his heavy grief was weighing on his lungs. The bottle of whatever alcohol Friedrich had bought in his blind grief felt heavy in his clammy hands as he pulled the stopper, turning it to pour it into the mans glass.
Friedrich could not wrench his eyes from the tall mans face, he felt almost bewitched. It felt like when he would look at Anna, but… more. Anna was always his beloved beautiful wife, who made him feel like an animal at times with how much he yearned her. But with her, he was the wolf, the hunter, and her his fluffy rabbit.
But now, he felt meek, sensitive, the hairs on his skin standing on end. Friedrich felt spit pool in his mouth as his sudden companion lifted the now filled glass, slowly bringing it to his plush lips, the bop of his throat as he swallowed making sweat gather on the merchant’s brow.
The beating of his heart was loud in his ears, Friedrichs hands twitching on the bar top in a need to wipe them on his trousers, but under this man’s attention he felt stuck as if he was submerged in stone or ice. His smile was… so beautiful. Dizzying, like alcohol and tobacco, like the medicines that made your world spin and colors dance before your ears.
Some of the man’s teeth were sharp, sharper than any Friedrich had ever seen, but his attention was stuck on the way his tongue flicked across his bottom lip to catch any stray drops of alcohol.
“You seemed burdened by a great weight, my friend” he purred, placing the now empty glass down, just to reach upper and take Friedrichs chin between his pointer and thumb. A loud shaky exhale left Friedrich, his Adams apple bouncing as he swallowed, his insides burning at such a small touch.
“I… I lost my wife… my daughters. To this plague” he gasped, the words wrenching from his chest like his daughters wrenching the favorite doll from each other’s hands. Why did he say that? spill such a painful fact to a complete stranger.
“You have my deepest condolences” his accented voice cooed, like one would coo at a small pitiful animal. Yet, Friedrich did not feel put down by the tone of voice, instead his very heart seemed to pump twice as fast as something like euphoria flooded his veins. The very attention of this man had Friedrich feeling more alive than any other moment of his life.
“It saddens me that my father’s obsession should take such important beings from you. I will find a way to repay you, anything you may want. You simply come find me, when you know what that is” his almost erotic voice rolled, his face drawing closer and closer to Friedrichs.
He knew he should pull away, claim disgust and horror of a man, and a strange at that, drawing so close, just after his wife had been put away in the mausoleum. But Friedrichs blood rushed, both to his face and downwards, his lips parting in a soft hungry gasp as his eyelids drooped.
The mans lips were cold, but not as cold as a corpses. Cold, like when you just got in from the pouring rain and you were soaked to the bone. His tongue tasted metallic, salty almost, mixed with the minty flavor of pastils. The kind a man would use to fix his breath.
It should have disgusted Friedrich, yet he found himself arching into it with a needy hungry whimper, a noise his sweet Anna never had drawn from him. The merchant wanted to grasp onto this man, to devour his tongue and mouth in ways he never dared with Anna, to climb upon him and be taken in ways he had only heard shamefully spoken of by others.
Pure ecstasy, what must be a taste of heaven, enough for Friedrich to fear he would spill in his trousers like a fool. Addicting, more than any drug. But just as he was about to indulge himself, the man pulled away, his grin wider and more akin to the demon paintings of the churches.
His teeth were painted red, his tongue flicking across his sharp fangs. His tongue seemed sharper and longer than the average person, but Friedrich felt nothing but want. In his hazy state, Friedrich did not even see him leave. One moment he was there, the next, gone, the door of the establishment wide open and the candles put out.
Rats ran by the door, yet none entered, as if there was a barrier in the way. It was only now that Friedrich felt the ache of his tongue, his hand clumsily reaching up and brushing against it, drawing away only to see them coated in blood. His mouth tasted like blood, his handkerchief soaked in it when he pressed it against his mouth.
His tongue hurt, did it start bleeding on accident when you two coiled yours like a pair of mating snakes? The throbbing of his tongue was almost as addictive as the throbbing between his legs, a wild feeling in his mind and body.
Friedrich stumbled to his feet, neglecting to pick up his hat as he stumbled out of the establishment, leaving his bottle behind as he tripped towards his home. With all the death around them, no one had time to pay attention to the befuddled man whose mouth and chin was soaked in blood, and nobody had time to pay attention to how the rats seemed to go right around him like a parting sea.
He must get home. He had too… he had to find that man again, he had to find you.
#male reader#dhampir reader#friedrich harding#nosferatu#nosferatu 2024#aaron taylor johnson#friedrich harding x male reader#friedrich harding x reader#friedrich harding imagine#friedrich harding headcanon#nosferatu x reader#nosferatu x male reader#nosferatu imagine#nosferatu headcanon#nosferatu 2024 x male reader#nosferatu 2024 x reader#nosferatu 2024 imagine#nosferatu 2024 headcanon#readers the son of orlok#who is his mother?#no idea#wanted to make it a nun#but i had no way of bringing that into this#to explore later
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idk why bro’s unhappy. might wanna ask him yourself
#another experimental art piece#honestly… not too sure how I feel about this one#fnaf dca#tsams#tsams moon#the sun and moon show#tsams fanart#the sun and moon show fanart#crescent’s art#eyestrain cw#could be either moon by the way#no idea
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Got way too happy to see the new update and drew Loft from Bonus link by @ezdotjpg ! My boy is so stressed in the last update, I had to draw him happy alongside his and Zelda's loftwings
#i thought drawing loftwings for the first time would be my biggest struggle#nope#LOFT WAS#maybe i wanted to get his face JUST RIGHT#I don't know what it was#overall pretty happy with this piece despite the huge struggle#no idea#link meet au#bonus link#bonus links#bonus link loft#loft bonus link#fanart#digital art#illustration#sweeteastart#Bonus links Fanart#Sweet link meet art
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mary being popular and pretty as a defense mechanism to stop anyone from looking too closely and pandora that fully accepted her own weirdness and was mostly an outcast for it
#i dont think ive talked#about my mary/pandora fic on this side blog#but i sure do have thoughts about them#*starts vibrating with excitement*#marauders#marauders era#posting day and night#mary macdonald#pandora#pandora lovegood#panmary#i think was the ship name i used then#no idea
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I will probably finish it in the near future but I really love how it looks now
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new worker dropped
such lovely eyes
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