#why are Elle & Billy stealing the batmobile?
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dp x dc prompt/mini blurb thing:
Somewhere along the line, stealing the Batmobile had seemed like the best option.
Elle would stand by that - admittedly short-sighted and kind of panic induced - logic. It was a vehicle that no one would try and stop. It was fast. The keys were in the ignition. Easiest car theft of her life. Or, well, unlife. Whatever. Still the easiest.
She may have forgotten that Superman could fly as fast as the stupid tank of a car could go. Or that Gotham had other vigilantes, that had bikes that were way more maneuverable, or that Billy was a big baby about car chases.
“WATCH THE ROAD!”
“YOU WATCH THE ROAD I’M DRIVING HERE!”
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#dp x dc prompt#Billy Batson#dani phantom#danielle phantom#elle phantom#superman#batman#grand theft batmobile#why are Elle & Billy stealing the batmobile?#no idea#are they old enough to drive?#next question please#why hasn't oracle just remotely taken over the car?#something something godly powers and ghostly interference#Clark is just politely knocking on the driver side window asking Elle to *please pull the car over*#Billy is not actually a baby about car chases Elle just inherited Danny's driving ability#Who inherited his driving skills from Jack#Even the gods are scared
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