#wow Pillow

[matthewrhys]

Deborah Kerr & Glynis Johns Vacation from Marriage (1945), directed by Alexander Korda

[chrisevansonly]

IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH EXCUSE ME?!!!!!!😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

(charles & carlos at the ferrari gala tonight in NYC)

[fexel]

I was commissioned to do Garrosh Hellscream body pillow… And i will not show here onther side (but you can find it in my tg.) 👀

[problemnyatic]

This is your regular reminder not to conflate top/bottom with dom/sub because the queer community does not need another goddamn gender binary, especially not from inside the fucking house

maybe reskinning cishetero gender roles with a coat of rainbow paint is not actually a good thing and inhereting the exact same stereotypes is bad and you shouldn't do it even as a joke! thanks

[drenched-in-sunlight]

I'm so angry that your art is causing me to develop a crush on Iguazu 😭

believe it or not ... same.

every day i ask God why tf i yassified Iguazu and Snail ...

(this is 1 month after ac6 release vs after first NG)

[hanzajesthanza]

god we need to bring crackfic back. or just short and idiotic ideas that wouldn’t happen but would be funny to read

[tdutb]

Can you draw fanny, remote, pie, bottle, pillow and liy as mermaids

yeag 👍

[stapledfish]

B is for Belphie :)

it may have been literal years since i played this game but i won't forget it :3

[blurglesmurfklaine]

“Woah, you win the lottery or something?”

Jack doesn’t know why he asks the guy in front of him at the checkout line that, but he does. Half the time, he couldn’t give an explanation to why he says the things he does. He took one look at the huge pile of merchandise on the conveyor belt, overheard the cashier calculate the total, and couldn’t help himself.

“Nope,” the customer says casually, swiping his card through the machine. “Just having a mental breakdown.” He turns towards Jack, lips pursed in an awkward smile, and throws up a peace sign.

Jack blinks. “Oh,” he says stupidly. He scrubs a hand behind his neck. “Uh, sorry.”

“Don’t be,” the stranger replies as he bags his various items—ranging from a throw pillow with the word I’m Pretty Sure I Seized The Wrong Day embroidered on it, to a coffee mug that says Live, Laugh, Lubricant. “You’re not the dumbass roommate who got us evicted with an illegal gambling ring.”

Jack opens his mouth to reply, but isn’t sure he’d know what to say anything.

The young man lifts up the pillow, frowning at the vomit green fringes sewn onto the obnoxiously turquoise fabric. “This is the ugliest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. Why on earth did I buy it?”

“I have a theory,” Jack says.

The guy starts laughing, loud and obnoxious and it should be the most off putting thing in the world, but Jack is utterly enthralled.

This might be the most peculiar person Jack’s ever met, which is an incredibly high bar. Jack desires him carnally.

“You’re funny,” the guy says, cracking a real, genuine smile this time, and Jack feels his insides become putty in this stranger’s hands. “I’m Davey.”

“Jack.” He grins, extending a hand that Davey takes in a shake. “We should hang out sometime.”

[king-crawler]

The only good line in ralph breaks the internet

[thechildisgone]

she’s being so cute rn. she doesnt photograph well in the dark but i’ll never get over her fluffy toes

[dameracrystmon]

New Dino pillow in my Ko-fi Shop! Our joint dino project with @white-demonelf 😊

Share and Like = Thank you💜

[bedforddanes75]

baby got back ?

[moinsbienquekaworu]

Devastating news: my brother is a normal person. It doesn't run in the family, I'm just a weird freak for no reason

[mysticfemme]

I still think one of my favourite times with my butch is from last year, he was at my house and I ended up napping wrapped up in his arms (let's be honest, when am I not napping?). he held me for who knows how long, and when I woke up he was gently rubbing the outside of my thigh, dipping lower every so often. I was half asleep still in his arms, and he started gently rubbing my clit over my underwear. he kept shushing me everytime I made a noise, telling me to go back to sleep. it was so cute and he was so gentle and caring and just thinking about it makes me blush 🥹💘

[justicecaballer]

tumblrs aging userbase and all that but its wild how important a good pillow is actually. just woke up without neck pain for the first time in ????? i dont even know how long