#would you like some bananas?
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*concerned orangutang noises*
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happy pride month to them!!
#art tag#sk8 the infinity#banana fish#no.6#i havent drawn in so longgg#i finally squeezed out some dumb art#here's hoping i didnt make any mistakes#bc im apparently ill right now#i was also gona add milo and bisco but im lazyyy#these three are too iconic and kinda fit into the same world#i havent yet worked out how to put the sabikui bros into modern world lmaoooo#also you KNOW adam would bail them out i believe this to be true#also shion and nezumi are probs equally likely to kill people for each other#ash is a definite yes but eiji is more like a voice of reason#langa and reki really the most sensible two (comparatively anyway)#OH DAMN TAGS CAN NOW BE EDITED???#is this the best thing tumblr has done in a long time???
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I have a suspicion that the Undertale community likes the way I draw skeleton sirens
You know what this means..........Siren Red will be coming soon~
#Like dang you people united#I did not think it would go over 600 in just over 24 hours like#Dats bananas#On a side note thank you all so much for the tags and comments you left!#It's so fun drawing Undertale stuff again#I missed Sans and so many of my own OC's are inspired by him to this day#I'm still kinda shy but the overwhelming mass of love that Horror siren doodle got is such a big confidence boost#Who knows I might draw some y/n and Sans stuff#Cuz the Tilikum fic has inspired me with some silly what if ideas for that AU#Including a mini comic with Red I may sketch out depending on how well these next drawings go#Anyway thats enough tags I'll be working on that Red doodle inbetween commissions!#Undertale AU#Undertale#Tilikum AU#Red#Underfell Sans#Underfell siren#Siren fell
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Heart: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Soul: They do.
Mind: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
#soul has consumed more inedible things than edible#chonny jash#cj mind#cj heart#cj soul#chonnys charming chaos compendium#they kinda do taste wise but the smells are definitely different#had to use paint for marching band & once a teacher had to watch me to make sure i didnt keep sniffing the spray paint#which like sounds bad but he was mainly joking#i say mainly cos i did smell it every once in awhile. but like it literally smelled like the candy banana flavoring okay#it smelled nice shush#my braincells are perfectly intact#the paint would not do anything I'm stronger than that..........now sharpies however/j#.../hj#KJ has a perfectly fine brain that is not at all damaged in anyway#if anyone actually reads these tags you now have some hidden KJ lore congrats 🎉
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I'm actually rather surprised that not a single one of the boys made top three. but then again, I suppose the large number of straight men that play this game are not as visible in fan spaces as us lgbt. That is...a fortunate thing, though, I'd argue.
#bg3#thoughts about media#with how much you see of a certain little elf- I figured he'd make the top three. but I see I figured wrong!#the top classes do not surprise me at all.#I take great interest in strategy when it comes to dbd. so I pay the same attention to strategy in bg3.#the top three classes are some of the best classes to choose for combat.#theeeen the choices stray back into RP territory.#rogue has it's uses...but less so than warlock I'd argue.#I'd say wizard and cleric are stronger than rogue too.#hell. I multiclass star into wizard once he's gotten his lvl 3 thief perks. in part for tav lore reasons. in part to maximise his strengths#stealth just isn't consistent enough in this game to pay off. in my opinion.#like the best classes I'd say are sorcerer / paladin / bard / warlock.#fighter is good for multiclassing to gain action surge. and multiclassing into war/tempest cleric can be useful too.#but fully levelling either seems pointless imo.#the race choices are 100% because of RP reasons. the stats do not whatsoever show any influence from min/maxing stats and abilities.#if that were the case. half-orc would be the top. halfing. and drow. I think duegar is good too?#tiefling being up there isn't actually TOO bad either. they are decent for mage classes.#CANNOT believe evoker wizard is the most popular though. other subclasses have better perks imo.#I also think thief is the best subclass of rogue. extra bonus action? and falling damage reduction/cannot fall prone from falling? SO good.#also my sincere congrats to the 464 maniacs who've already destroyed honour mode. you people are bananas.
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Man I am just SO CONFUSED. About the time line of this game.
No one is telling me how long links been gone! Or how long the botw-totk timeskip was! They all just started selling my stuff again lol. I'm going to have to get everything redyed!
Me: hey random stranger! Lore dump? You look like a lore dumper.
Kindly npc: why hullo there, link ^^! My, I haven't seen you in a while since the calamity ended! I was so worried when they said you and the princess had gone missing! But it's good to see you're well.
Me: aw, thanks. How long has it actually been tho.
Kindly npc: ^u^
#Having a great time btw I've just been chased across a near sea of miasma by stal riders and more! 10/10 nearly died in a high speed chase#Made it out relatively unscathed which is truly amazing lmao#Spoilers ahead: I have had the funniest time doing the great plateau quest chain. Once I sucked it up and made nice with the creepy statue.#He's(?) been alright. Fair trader. Good deals. I've mostly been terrorising kohga in between absolutely failing to craft working vehicles X#His new boss fights are so much easier than the first one lol. Less fun I'll admit but the music is groovy. You can probably make a#Machine and try and dog fight him but with few exceptions the turning circles are decrepit so I just stuck to mild dodging and shooting him#And running over to hit him some more. Kinda bland for a boss fight I'll say. Could have done with a lot more pizazz. It's kohga come on.#Anyway I do feel kinda bad because apparently he's been stuck down there for however many months/years and I AM kinda cheating with the arm#After the first fight he fled to the gerudo mine and the steward very nicely showed me how to get there but never underestimate#My procrastination because I'd already found it by just exploring so I just teleported. In game it must have been terrifying lmao#Racing across an endless void filled only by the light of your rapidly running out of battery glider and the red glow of the gloom away fro#The apparently immortal ancient warrior who beat you up and tossed you down there and there's no sign of perusal so you're probably safe#But you get there and he's already sitting there poking some bananas having wiped out your goons and plundered your supplies.#Like sorry man but the arm comes with the hero territory I can't exactly take it off.#Maybe if you stopped terrorising the people purah would let you have one of her long distance teleportation slates. It comes with photos?#It can't have been long since botw link hasn't grown an inch XD. Also I've been turning the lore timeline over in my head and still no idea#Are we not sure Rauru isn't from some alternate timeline that got fused with the main loz timeline by accident??#loz#legend of zelda#totk#loz totk#tears of the kingdom#loz tears of the kingdom#totk spoilers
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I got Witch Hat Atelier Kitchen volume 3 a little early and guys.... GUYS!! THIS is what Kitchen in English should be like! 💥💝💖
If you like Orufrey, you have got to get volume 3!
#I don't know if the homophobic supervisor or whoever got moved to another project or what... BUT THANK YOU! 💝💝💝#FINALLY! SOME GOOD FOOD!#I mean I am still side-eyeing the end of chapter 30 because Olruggio's line Should be about how they're finally living under the same roof.#BUT OH MY GOD what a difference everything else makes#They mention alcohol! They admit the loop chalices are usually for wine!!#The word choices for how delicious the food is is so great!#I'm gonna have to look up wtf the bananas are named after but aside from that!!!#Qifrey and Olruggio can actually say each others names and they're so friggin adorable!!! 😤💝 Mr I can go all day!!#I'm so happy ya'll I can't believe it 😭💝#I feel so hopeful for volume 4 now#Also I'm half-way wondering if maybe they could revisit the translations for volumes 1 and 2 and maybe release an updated version maybe?#because I would absolutely buy those again if it were less censored and had better word choices. Just putting it out there! ❤#Like maybe after volume 5 do a box-set with a little bonus item maybe and secretly slide-in the more accurate and better translated version#I'd buy it! I'd be first in line!!#Just sayin!#Witch Hat Atelier Kitchen#Witch Hat Kitchen#Orufrey#Witch Hat Atelier#Also there's some REALLY cute moments with the girls#(I say; as a total afterthought; sorry I'm so transparent lmao)#Jade talks WHA
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when i said that mha ripped off naruto (which i said only to piss off mha stans anyway) I didn't mean to sound like i was praising naruto. it was actually more like a sigh of disappointment, a reaction to seeing that all the problems that naruto had as a show transpired trough mha too and i was tired because watching naruto was enough for me but then i realized that my problem actually is that i can no longer stand watching shonen anime and i chose not to tire myself by cringing at the repetitive tropes and cliches anymore
#demon slayer falls under the same category sadly#actually it was more a combination of these 2 that made me realize that i had enough of this genre#me judging other shonen having as reference only naruto#but look! i watched both mha and demon slayer and my personal point was proven that i would get bored by them#(with the exception of some rare moments that were really good in mha but the bad and cringe moments made me forget abt them)#like i remember crying bcs this dude who trained deku died but then i remembered that a few episodes earlier he ''punished''#one of his female students by tying her up a ledge and tickling her with a feather :|#LIKE WHY DID YOU NEED TO PUT THAT IN THE STORY? HORIKOSHI OR WHATEVER THE MANGAKA'S NAME IS#WHY YOU FELT THE NEED TO ADD THAT IN???#and then you tried to make me feel sorry for the guy too?#that was such a jiraya death moment like they were playing it a sad but all i could think abt was ''rip bozo''#not saying that other anime don't have cringe moments. even moments that i had to skip because of how gruesome they were#but they sorta make sense in the big picture of the story? but other characters experience it too not just a category of people? idk#also it's funny how pissed mha stans get for having their show insulted like#when i tell ppl that my fave anime/manga are evangelion; black lagoon#and berserk they look at me like i deserve to be put in an electric chair#like they are right but at the same time i find it funny and i rly don't care#but these guys always go bananas if you insult their fav show as if you broke the geneva convention#i'd say that it's because the majority of the fans are children but i know for a fact that they are not 😭
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y’all wanna hear about my pikelan au where pike, keyleth, and vex own a bakery and, to celebrate their first big year, go on a girl’s trip to dalen’s closet or somewhere equally tropical. while hanging out at the resort’s lounge the first night, pike immediately strikes up a playful rapport with the lounge singer, scanlan. she spends every subsequent night staying up long after her friends have gone to sleep so that she can hang out with him after his sets. they get drinks and talk and walk along the moonlit beaches. probably go skinny dipping once or twice. it’s flirty. it’s playful. it’s very quickly something, but neither of them want to be the first to acknowledge it.
after all, what’s there to do?
swap numbers and socials and continue to play at something that can never really be anything when they’re oceans apart until it peters out and they’re both disappointed?
or, y’know...
it takes pike until the last day and numerous pep talks from her girls, but she gathers her courage and comes to scanlan with a proposition: one night, no regretting or lamenting, just enjoying that they even got this time together.
it’s magical, to say the least.
the next morning, scanlan wakes up alone, and he does his best to swallow his disappointment that she didn’t wake him to say goodbye. didn’t even leave a note. until, pike reappears in his room, still bare and beautiful, carrying a plate of toast and complaining about the lack of food in his apartment. she snuggles up in bed with him. she drapes her body all over his as if they’d done it for years. and scanlan knows he’s ruined. he’s fuckin’ gone for this woman. cupid’s arrow never felt more like a curse.
but, pike said no regrets and no laments, so he cobbles together a proper breakfast for her and enjoys the way she gleefully takes up space in his space and touches him as if he is and will always be hers. then, he delivers her to her friends at the airport and (painfully, regretfully, privately lamenting the whole damn time) lets her go.
pike is far more at peace with it.
or so she adamantly proclaims.
she humors her friend’s jokes about “her vacation boyfriend” and “tropical true love” and pretends that her new habit of daydreaming and wistful sighs as she stands behind the bakery counter is only a temporary side effect.
after all, what’s there to do?
they both agreed that it was better to have one perfect night than try to complicate it with logistics and expectations.
that was the right choice.
she made the right choice...right?
a couple months later, while in the bread aisle at the grocery store, who should she run into but scanlan fuckin’ shorthalt. her vacation boyfriend. her tropical true love. both of them reaching for the same loaf of bread. hands touching. gazes meeting.
her first reaction is anger. to jump to the conclusion that scanlan lied to her and led her on with some sob story about an estranged daughter so that she’d think he was a good guy and fall into bed with him.
it doesn’t help that, while staring at her, slack-jawed and wide-eyed, scanlan stutters out,”you said you were from westruun”.
when their arguing pulls a crowd, pike storms out of the store, and scanlan follows. with the initial shock gone, he explains that, not long after pike left, sybil got in contact with him and told him that -- fine, if he wants to be in kaylie’s life, he better come be in it and prove it. he’d thought about pike every day since that night. wanted to contact her as soon as he came to tal’dorei. but pike had told him that she was from westruun; she never told him that she lived in emon. so he figured that he would still be asking for long distance, still be putting too much pressure on something that pike had only wanted to be one night.
“i didn’t want one night!” pike snaps. “i thought that’s all we had! you made me believe that’s all we had!”
they stare at each other in tense, charged silence.
“can i take you out to dinner?” scanlan asks, breathlessly.
and, well, it’s a start.
[tldr; what if the pikelan slow burn but they already resolved the sexual tension so all that’s left are the messy, complicated feelings?]
#Critical Role#Pikelan#back at it again with my long-winded pikelan ideas#would you believe that this whole idea was inspired by that one text post#about that banana bread that the baker called 'better than sex'#until one day the name was changed to 'almost better than sex'#and op was like either the banana bread got worse or girlie got some good dick#and i saw that and went ''i can make this about pikelan''#and then i did in the most overly dramatic way possible#i also reblogged that post into my pikelan tag almost two years ago#in case you were wondering how long i've been sitting on this lil daydream material#at any given moment i am daydreaming up some windswept romcom pikelan idea#and that's all you need to know about me#pikelan au
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ive recently come up with another great creative idea that will also cost a fair amount of money
#it would involve those recipes by people who were guest stars on columbo and i was rereadin em yesterday..... guys . put down the beef#bc what im considering doing is making every single recipe from the 70s era (but with an added fun detail that i wont spoil)#but like. imagining eating all these dishes. they don't all seem good!#resurrecting some of these actors to ask them what the FUCK they were doing in the kitchen#ill never be over leonard nimoys potatoes and bananas recipe. WHAT are you doing. atone for that#and i love laurence harvey dearly but babygirl stop with the fucking gelatin sheets. WE DONT NEED THAT! STOP IT.#but fortunately some recipes are just like. basic recipes that dont really have a specific/special touch#like jack cassidys green bean casserole recipe is from what i can tell The basic green bean casserole recipe that everyone makes#especially for thanksgiving. like the canned beans the cream of mushroom soup the onions like well jack we all do that. jazz it up a little#but maybe i should be thankful its just the normal recipe. some of these actors.... im taking you out of the kitchen#anyway. i may pursue this idea . eventually
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It always seems a bit unbalanced on The Great Food Truck Race when there will be multiple teams who are cooking a wide variety of complex dishes with 10 different components and a bunch of prep work, and then there's that one team who like... exclusively serves plain crepes with some premade nutella on them, or plain waffles with just some whipped cream and cut up strawberries lol...
#AND then they'll be the winning team or whatever and its like... wow... imagine that... I wonder how its possible that they can get#more dishes out faster than the other teams... hrrmm.... lol#Not that they aren't still doing work like. obviously it's still hard and there's still a sales component and other stuff to be done#but It's just kind of unbalanced seeming when one group is serving like grilled shrimp sandwich with 3 homemade sauces and a#slaw and two sides and the other people are like... slicing fruit and drizzling a bottle of hersheys chocolate syrup on top of some thing#they just threw in a waffle maker for a few minutes#You see the footage of the teams cooking and everyone is like prepping a ton of different things and meat and vegetables and they have#boiling pots and pans and fryers going and tossing stuff in bowls and compiling these multi component dishes#and then That One Team is always just casually slicing bananas or doing some whipped cream in a bowl gbjhbhj#They usually dont even make their own caramel or chocolate sauces or anything. Nutella out of a jar babey!#So all you're really Making is like... whipped cream. and some sort of batter (waffle. crepe. etc)#If I got placed in a competition like that and I found out one of my opponents just sold waffles or pancake sticks or etc#like that I would just be like... okay.. I'm out then. bye. OR I would pivot and be like.. right I shall remove all complexity from my menu#whatsoever and just start selling plain balls of fried dough with powdered sugar or plain fries with nothing on them or something lol#update: OH my god.. one of these teams on a newer season is selling a 'bonus add on' where you can add#cinnamon sugar and caramel syrup (possibly not even home made by them???? just from a bottle) for $5 extra on your order#If I bought a $12 waffle from a food truck and they were like 'hey do you want to upgrade? for only $5 we'll drizzle a teaspoon#of caramel and sprinkle a little sugar and cinnamon on there!' I feel like I would cancel my order and walk away.#that is a $1 add on at MOST.. for a freaking DRIZZLE of caramel sauce LOL#and of course this team is in the top 3... squirrel.... come ON...#Which I know all these shows are fake and bad and whatever. I dont watch them seriously. I think I liked the first few seasons#but then anything past like season 4 (or whenever they started having established people who already ran food trucks on there#instead of taking a bunch of peope who had never run a food truck before and giving them one - which is a much more equal footing#premise to me) I have just been increasingly annoyed at and I really just have the show on for background noise#whilst doing chores or something and am not genuinely paying that much attention but... my god.. At least try to pretend its fair lol#WHICH I KNOWW... you can say 'well the other teams could do similar if they wanted.' or blah blah. tehcnically it's THEIR choice to#make stuff from scratch and not sell a bunch of packaged frozen chicken wings dropped into a fryer over a shitty 6min waffle or etc.#but... I will never respect a $5 for 1tbsp of caramel sauce type of situation.. even if they win.. you will always be losers in my heart#So many teams with real cooking skill & good concepts go home to the 'slap nutella on fried dough' people... how...
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I love that Masa is like evilly enlightened like he understands the universe and has become an enlightened being but that was a bad thing
In the words of syndrome from the incredibles movie: if everybody is special, no one is :)
#look humans were not built for universal love#we are tiny little tribal ape people!#we have monkey brains#like yes we have the instincts to help each other because we’re very social#but unconditional love??? no! some things you just can’t love!#so a human actually developing that perspective would either fall into benevolent nihilism or go coocoo bananas#like that on meme: nothing matters 🥺 vs nothing matters 👍#you've got questions we've got answers#bbp
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Thinking about the group of white students who decided to “protest” on Ole Miss campus (that’s in Mississippi or the Deep South for those who aren’t familiar) and how I have to strike that school off my list completely now as an option for grad school because of racism.
#like yes! it’s 2024! and because of safety i can’t attend the school#sooooooo wild lmao#and what worse is that they aren’t even creative with it#it’s still monkey noises and throwing bananas#some of you may think well Tish the school is in Mississippi what did you expect#forgive me!#it’s one of the few schools that would allow me to study anthropology the way i want#but you can’t always get what you want#now that’s what i call blogging
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has anyone here seen richard siken’s current twitter antics
#im like insanely aggravated it’s like ruining my day#he’s kind of delving into this topic of the current discourse surrounding speculating the sexuality of an artist and how people are#trying to twist some crazy don’t ask don’t tell scheme into the most appropriate course of action#don’t know if you guys are too deep in anime heaven to be aware of this but oh my god#i get a lot of like popstars on my twitter feed and it’s just people like if you think this famous person is gay you’re fucking disgusting#it’s bananas#but siken is getting involved now and he’s kind of proposing this theoretical to his followers#and they’re all like falling for it in the most ridiculous way#he’s saying like. if you found out i was straight would you think of my art differently#and they’re all like Nooo baby we’d support if you were het cuz sexuality doesn’t matter bby#and he keeps like dropping all these leading questions trying to take them to the water like#even if a reading erases queer history is it okay#and they’re like yes it’s ok ❤️#like it makes it so obvious and stupid i can’t believe these people are watching Richard siken#extremely important gay poet#get sucked into gaylor drama and their take is that he’s saying omg gaylors flopped sexuality doesn’t matter#don’t be stupid#he was like if i was straight it wouldn’t change the art would it ? And the answer is yes it would. fucking obviously.#but he’s getting into a lot of conflict with people#cuz like im always saying the greater society smoked so much homophobia that even gay people and allies are fucking CONFUSSD about what it#means to be an activist or stand for the cause of gay liberation
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I FOUND A BUNCH OF CONTENT I'VE NEVER SEEEN BEFORE AND I'M SUCH A MESS RN 🧍♀️ COULD HE BE ANY CUTER.......... HELLO HI WHY ARE YOUR EYES THAT PRETTY
also um... i will be ur new years date pls... 😔😔😔
#THE WAY HE SHAKES A LITTLE LIKE WHAT WAS THAT WHY ARE YOU THAT CUTE!!! STOP!!!!!!!!#ALSO ok this challenges my belief that bob would smell like cigs and beer#......but lbr he definitely would SOME of the time#i'd seen the first half of this interview but not the second and it's so good 😭😭#unrelated to this clip but thanks to my youtube rabbit hole there's officially now only THREE episodes of GWN that i haven't seen!!!!!#in other words today was such a good day LOL. between all this and the large amount of sugar i ate today..... i'm going bananas :)c#the channel that uploaded 4 of the eps i was missing posted them within this year and is still actively posting sctv stuff 👀#i kinda wanna ask if they have the 3 specific ones i still havent seen sdkjfjskfs maybe i'll overcome shyness and leave a comment#peanut butter and jelly donut#🔹️doug#caitiechat
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Girl help I've acquired possibly yet another expensive hobby
#op#2 of them in fact#currently making a frame weaving loom (and by that i mean my dad idk enough about wood working and this wood is too expensive to fuck up)#and getting into mechanical keyboards#i already have a lotta yarn so the real costs rn are the keyboards#which are like at least 100usd a pop#what sucks is that they all seem to be 60% keyboards or tkl's and like. i need my fn and number pad keys pls and thx#debated sacrificing the num pad and getting a seperate one bc wowza these custom boards are absolutely gorgeous but#i am on such a budget and a cheap (cheap!!!) keyboard i found that i quite like is still gonna run me 200cad#if i got a pretty keeb and a seperate numpad i could easily be looking at $500+ like lordy#that's not even counting the switches i want to get (gateron baby kangs which are. $66. I'm assuming in usd bc it doesn't actually say)#anyway debating on whether or not i should order the keyboard now or wait till later cuz like is it even gonna be there later?#so much of this stuff is temporary and u never know#its a 96% keyboard and it has a calculator button!! only other board ive seen with that is my dads maybe 2005 wireless microsoft#so useful tbh#such a pretty board too all things considered#and finding a nice board like that with the numpad is not easy lemme tell ya like i was truly considering a ducky which.#i cant say im quite fond of their logo among other things#i think its more of a cream than white but u cant win em all#hmm to purchase now or to not purchase now‚ that is the question.... i could technically afford it but then#there's ComicCon + cost of supplies and whatnot for opening up my shop which is gonna be probably at least a hundred...#and then i would like to get some nice wool skirts for the winter/now bc pants are of the devil which is gonna be another 100/150 or so...#augh#i think the government should give me more money i think that would be very sexy of them to do#anyway can you believe i went on my phone to find a banana bread recipe then did all this instead? crazy#hashtag adhd life
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