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Scott has said he won’t ever make a real Fazbear location, and it’s partially because he’s afraid kids will get killed/go missing there. But I’m so convinced that their biggest issue would be people putting their (and their kids/younger sibling’s) heads in the animatronic’s mouths and getting hurt like that.
Also cosplayers.
#both these things would be me#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#He said that right? I’m not delusional?#FNaF irl????#no IMAGINEEEE actually getting your younger sibling hurt like that#not killed bc that wouldn’t work like that they’d make sure the jaws weren’t strong enough#but even getting bit even if no damage was done would be like…humiliating#like come on man that’s exactly what the game said was gonna happen plus then Michael had to go on an arc and die#nobody would feel bad for you at all and you’d be the idiot that did that forever#shoutout my little sister I should have fed her to Chuck E. Cheese#I was 9 she was 5 and she was screaming and crying in a Chuck E Cheese restaurant#hiding under the tables and she crawled on my lap and was sobbing#and I said ‘I should drag you up and throw you on the stage’#and she yelled so loud my mom came and got her
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Odypen definitely and equivalently adore each other BUT I weirdly can't see them as the type to actually say "I Love you".
They still definitely vocalize their love for each other but it's more so in "My Joy", and "Extraordinary Woman", "Strange Woman/Man", etc. And very cheesy lines (both say some cheesy shit in the Odyssey, and he definitely does in the Iliad as well. "Joy like a drowning sailor seeing land" bit???)
I could see "I adore you" but even then, that's probably during very specific moments but the actual "I love you"??? I just typed it just now for fic shit and... It weirdly just didn't feel right and I don't know why. 😅
Idk maybe it's kind of because I see them as over the top in ways, they love wordplay and riddles and I think they'd almost think "...That's not good enough >:( " about it??? I don't know???😂
#I wrote this last night. I'll do the asks I got later. don't worry! :D#I am the cheese god remember?😅#I think these two would try to “out-cheese” each other and whoever is left speechless first loses#“I would forget my own name before I would ever forget you” bullshit. CHEESY#And yes. “I sleep in our nest with you or outside on the dirt” stupidity >:D#I plan for Odysseus as a beggar to ask why she waits so long. As he's been gone a longer amount of time than the time they had together#(Simply asking as reassurance. He knows his answer. Calypso asked him. but what about Penelope?) but she gets mad at the#“Beggar” and pities him as he must be telling the truth about having a miserable life if he never got the chance to know such devotion#How what they have could never be sullied by#something as trivial as distance and years. How the years with him were the best in her life. Only made better by their son.#'My dear Joy made songs and poems about love a reality as that was simply the life we shared. Even separated our 'song' will always echo#no matter how long it's been. I'LL make sure it always does. And I know he's doing the same... That strange man used to say that#even if he died his corpse would drag itself back to us before he'd ever give up.'#...I'm not one for 'odyssey zombie au' but when I first heard it yeah. :'D Came up with this back then#“His eyes as hard as flint or horn-” Bullshit! The sad lil fuck is hiding sobs with coughs and telling her to keep away for fear of her#catching whatever “illness” he has. The nice thing about being disguised as old means sickly old man works.#...#I'm noticing that Odysseus has a lot of silly oneliners while I write Penelope with a shit ton of set up :'D#They are so silly and I love them so much#...I wrote a lot :'D#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#my headcanons#odypen#yahoo!!!#sometimes I wonder if I should tag this with more things but I don't want to taint the regular tags with my bullshit :'D I KNOW I'm insane
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HAVING THE MOST "FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE" LATE YULE OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
#real life with risa#THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE#y'all let me fucking tell you#I'm sorry I'm gonna be giving a whole other text post in the tags#So on top of me finding out that I misread the movie poster for shadow#my day nurse called in for the ENTIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEE WEEKEEEEEND#so my poor brother was stuck here since Friday night (he went home this morning)#and yule was saturday and I usually make a stuffed porkchop dinner with cornbread#NOW. USUALLY THAT'S IT. But since my life sucks this year and I also don't get a full Christmas with the fam#I decided to do A Little More and bought ingredients for green bean casserole and potato gratin#okay well my brother hates cooking when he's not dog tired on a 72-hour shift so none of that is happening#so I decide to do it today when I have a nurse again because those ingredients were expensive and I'm gonna use em#I got the wrong goddamn potatoes so okay that's fine. I'll just make some shells and cheese instead#cook the green beans. go to get the baking dish. Can't find baking dish. how.#Call my mom#SHE NEVER RETURNED IT FROM THANKSGIVING. COOL COOL COOL COOL#BEANS ARE ALREADY COOKED ON THE STOVE#so I said fuck it and shoved them in my new dutch oven and I have no idea if it will work or if they'll cook right but IT'S DONE#THIS IS NOW A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE#I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE OUT HERE
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a tiger is a housecat if you're not a coward
Bungo Stray Dogs Dazai is just a little bit of a menace. as a treat. mostly Atsushi & Dazai, with some of the rest of the ADA showing up here and there. very silly very unserious fic 1 shot, 1.9k words (Dazai has always had a weird sense of humor, but Atsushi can appreciate that at least he’s being harmless.)
There’s a cucumber on his desk. It definitely wasn’t there when he’d left the office the evening before. Kunikida, already seated and typing harshly at his computer, hasn’t seemed to notice it. Atsushi sits down, staring at it. Blinks. Still there.
If this is a warning, it’s a weird as hell one.
Read on AO3
edit: now with a part two!
#fun fact for here. the whole time i worked on this fic i had a pair of scissors in my hoodie pocket for no other reason than i forgor 💀#bungou stray dogs#bsd fic#bsd atsushi#bsd dazai#bsd#this could be read as dazatsu with oblivious atsu and dazai's horrible attempts at flirting i suppose#but that's like. only if you want it to be? i didn't write it with that in mind so i'm not gonna outright tag it#ANYWAY this fic happened bc a couple nights ago i uh thought of dazai slapping cheese onto atsushi's face and decided to run with it.#mine#perce’s writing
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do you ever just. yeah.
#arting#good thing its friday night and im only planning to work like 30 more minutes or so#it has been a weird week and i get to go roast and split logs at the wood kiln tomorrow in nearly 90 degrees#pots pots pots pots pots pots EVERYBODAAY#oh look a self portrait for the first time in 80 years#whatever#maybe ill doodle some soopercorrrp as a cool down in a bit#i got a bizza from the deli and im gonna add so much cheese and extra basil#a hydroPONIC basil thats gonna live in my bedroom for indirect light and smell delicious 24/7#maybe i wont kill it#poor basil#you were only four bucks i hope you survive#also yes can you tell in my art that my physical therapy also includes correcting my posture#look at how nice my posture looks LMAO#ok thats enough#have a good weekend everyone#these tags are as long and as odd as iguanamouth's#man i love iguana's art i hope they're doing fantabulous
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i made fried eggplant! and i only burned myself with hot oil once!
#food cw#never made this before never even fried anything before i dont think lol#they taste Fine#also despite the cheese topping i otherwise used egg replacement and gluten free breading/flour so hopefully easier on my stomach lll#*lol#ive been trying to be more gluten free lately and its helping#anyway this was at 1 am last night now im at work at 11:30 am and im tired lol
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#my dad got me a burrito for dinner last night and idk i guess somewhere in it there was cross contamination with milk#like a grill they use butter on or cheese or like someone didnt switch their gloves idk but it was something that triggered my allergic#reaction. and ive been itchy and really sore all night like my back feels like its been jack hammered. anaphylaxis is such a bitch.#and i know itll go away by tomorrow i just have to wait for it to pass since i caught it early but like i KNOW work is going to suck#im primarily going to be in the stock room and its going to suck so fucking bad with the pains im having#anyway hope everyone is well im going to eat breakfast and wallow kisses to you all mwah ily <3#personal
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tune* I boofed it.
Turn in next week with name options, maybe. I mean, if this goes well, if not, let's all pretend this never happened. 🍻
#self reblog#iykyk#working on my night cheese#username change1#if I had to guess (since I can't see the results and I'm not voting in this) the yeses are winning#my gut is telling me not to change#maybe a week was too long there are already 10 votes....#this also means more than 10 people saw this error so that's fine#thank you to the 10 humans or bots (wait can they vote?) for voting in this nonsense#does tumblr inform me when my poll ends or am I just suppose to remember?
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tiramisu can be breakfast. if you believe
#sasha speaks#i didn't get to eat breakfast before leaving for work this morning. got in and there was a plate of desserts in the office fridge#leftover from the event last night#one (1) piece of tiramisu left among the cheesecake slices#also a single chocolate cake slice which would have been my backup#i do not like coffee as a beverage but i do enjoy a tiramisu#my first trip to italy showed me the light...#anyway it's got like. eggs and cheese and coffee in it. so that's basically breakfast right
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From the Halloween asks:
✨ - Best Halloween memory?
Ohhhhh hmm. I had a lot of fun trick-or-treating at Disney World while I was a teen, but admittedly the people I usually went with... make it less of a positive memory, in retrospect. One year we did all make homemade Lock, Shock, and Barrel masks and we looked fantastic. lmao
I also have really, really loved some of Sleep No More's Halloween parties, but I've never actually gone on Halloween proper, I don't think...
I lived on a floor full of Ancient Studies/Museum Studies majors when I was a freshman in college and we all watched The Mummy and wrapped each other up in toilet paper and that was fun, too...
Honestly, though, if it comes to like Pure Joy, there was this one year I went trick-or-treating with my best friend in Ohio. We were probably like... idk, 8? And it was the absolute apex of the Wonder Ball craze.
(For my non-American followers, they were sort of like Kinder Eggs but usually had toys relating to popular children's brands like Disney. The toy version was eventually made illegal here just like Kinder Eggs are, lmao. They replaced the toy with shitty candies.)
My dad never let me get one at the grocery store when he let me pick out a treat because they were so expensive (a whole dollar, lmao) so I desperately wanted one. They still had toys in them back then and everyone wanted one. But I'd never gotten one.
So Jody and I go trick-or-treating and we come to this quiet cul-de-sac that apparently no kids went to...? And there was this nice couple there who had clearly decided to go all-out for Halloween and they'd bought an entire box of Wonder Balls. Since no other kids had shown up, they let Jody and I take like five each and it was glorious.
I remember going back to her house and her dad had the Simpsons Halloween special on TV (fun for me as I was not allowed to watch The Simpsons back then) and we broke open our Wonder Balls and had a great night. :')
#while I do not remember them (so they can't be the best memory) some other fun stories from my very young childhood:#my parents dressed me up in increasingly bizarre food-related costumes#like a mouse stuck in a block of cheese and a taco and broccoli and a juice box and a bag of jelly beans#I've seen the pictures and I was EXTREMELY cute#apparently the broccoli one didn't go so hot because mama put me in a green sweatsuit and glued green cotton balls on a shower cap#and had me hold stalks of broccoli#but I really liked broccoli#it was my favorite vegetable#so I kept eating it throughout the night...#so by the end of the night it was... not obvious what I was#also once my dad dressed up as a cow but his face paint scared my sister so much that she locked him out of the house lmao#less fun memory: when my aunt was dying I had to trick-or-treat at a hospital one year#I was a little clown IIRC and I couldn't have been more than about 4#not really sure how it worked out but I do actually remember doing it bc it felt so surreal
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I was very inspired by the fantasy playlist on YouTube
- Меня очень вдохновил фэнтезийный плейлист на Ютуб
youtube
#Youtube#art work#my art#digital aritst#artists on tumblr#atmosphere art#witch#cheese art#mermaid art#ghost art#night#ibispaintx#ibispaint art#art#river
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#Tried two recipes for the first time#Was up at 1am making my lunch for tomorrow#Got tired of chicken; so I tried to get my protein a different way#Mashed up 3 bananas and mixed it with like half a jar of peanutbutter and a little cinnamon syrup#Then after going to bed I remembered that those things probably don't make a complete protein#So I got back up and made a sandwich to go with my big bowl of pudding-stuff just so I don't hurt my back at work#Mixed cream cheese; honey; and cinnamon then spread it on a brioche bun#Then spent half the remaining night anxious if either of these things were even gonna taste good#Eating my lunch right now. I am happy to report that both are very tasty#Uuuuugggghhhh I really need to leave the food experimentation for the weekend though
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it's so provolover
#got like. two hours of sleep last night and have to work today#my whole face is congested but hey at least my throat doesn't hurt!#and I am munching on cheese
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Starting this afternoon off
Right~~~
#my mouth feels crazy right now#I'm in bliss#golly gracious this is a combo#I feel so good#im sure that physical feeling is going to stay all night#Cheetos mac'n cheese flaming hot instant cup#alcoholic monster energy#the beast#good eating#i can feel my life force doing something#if this works out this moght become a ritual#i dont know if im all here right now but this is amazing#whats this feeling?#foodie blog
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why do i feel weirdly guilty for taking a day off of work to have necessary surgery 🤡
#they said i could go back to work but i did that last time and it was a pain so i took the day off#and i did a bunch of errands and Accomplished Things instead of napping which is what i wanted to do#then finally sat down to watch a movie and eat and im like....feeling guilty for not being at work#insane#to be fair the hour before i left yesterday was crazyyyy bc we had a kind of crisis#ibstayed a half hour late bc there wasnt enough coverage due to the crisis and i did my coworker's clean up for her bc she literally left#without finishing it#bc she was freaking out#crisis is one of the kids had lice lol#anyway she left without finishing her cleanup even tho the owner of the school and our boss's boss dropped by#to let us know the health department was coming thennext day (today)#and she Went Home even tho there was literally cottage cheese all over the floor wtf#anyway i was watching the kids while my supervisor bagged up all the stuffed toys and sheets and blankets etc to wash#then i did my other co teachers cleanup while my supervisor tried to do afternoon diapers but she was so late starting only 4 kids were lef#out of like 8 or 10 that probably should have been changed#so half of them went home without a final diaper change lmao#anyway#bugs 😬#i got a lice treatment shampoo and leave in conditioner but yuck#anyway i just felt really bad bc im out and they always need people but also im out on the day we're getting a ladt minute health inspectio#and i know that classroom is gross bc the cleaning crew thats supposed to come in every night has definitely not been doing that#this has been a shitpost#anyway my eye surgery hurts so bad wah 😭#its not even supposed to hurt that much but im like wicked sensitive to the light or something that it hurts a lot even w eye shields#and nobody is babying meeee#my mom made me clean the kitchen and the barn when we got home :(#my brother is making gf cookies for me tho but not bc of the surgery he just wants to try baking gf for me in general bc he's nice#also he's making 61 cookies by accident instead of 18 bc he doubled the recipe and then realized it was a recipe forngiant cookies lmao
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I gotta be less hard on myself. Annoyingly i know that my best work comes from when i am hard on myself. But i keep stopping myself from doing things i want to due to perfectionism. Annoying.
#atm i feel like im just chasing interest after interest after interest#ive been working on my mimecraft base a lot but i have. complex feelings about the base atm#im happy with it and its paradise.#its too paradise that it makes me unsettled#which is nonsense its my place and my build#but i feel a lot of pressure to make it perfect#even though I and vee are the only ones who go there and i dont really care about the likes on my posts anymore#it still makes me feel. odd.#i love the work though i love the style and i love using it as a means to imagine a better world#atm im really enjoying just spending time on the server hanging out with vee#but i get into my own head a lot about the base#its not even just the base im talking about everything but the base is the example#i built a bit of a weird interior today i just went crazy with the terracotta and the plants and a pool of water#and i keep thinking on if it was the 'right' thing to do#and if i will be able to complete it properly to a high enough standard#it also doesnt help that ive improved over the course of the last 2 years in building#so now my house looks off and weird and theres trees that need to be taken down and paths that are over textured#but i find the process of doing it and the feeling of completion really deep and important#i dont know. i feel like im constantly in a battle of pushing myself to be better but limiting myself at the same time by having fun or sthn#i feel like i should be making youtube videos or at least prepping to#but i havent because i cant figure out how to organise mods and its freaking me out. theres just loads of excuses stopping me#i dont know.#the annoying thing is pushing myself creatively has resulted in massive benefits for me lately creatively#partly i think why im feeling odd with the base atm is because ive suddenly gone for being barely able to play an hour a night to having all#the time in the world so its created a sudden influx in development#idk. this is rambly#fish talks#i want to download a minec@ft map and remove the suburban housing to replace with higher density properties becsuse ive been watching too#much socialist urban planning videos again and c1t1es skyl1nes just isnt cutting the cheese rn#thats the wrong saying. fandoms censored to avoid crosstagging
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