#working on my night cheese

[ennard-is-near]

Scott has said he won’t ever make a real Fazbear location, and it’s partially because he’s afraid kids will get killed/go missing there. But I’m so convinced that their biggest issue would be people putting their (and their kids/younger sibling’s) heads in the animatronic’s mouths and getting hurt like that.

Also cosplayers.

[dootznbootz]

Odypen definitely and equivalently adore each other BUT I weirdly can't see them as the type to actually say "I Love you".

They still definitely vocalize their love for each other but it's more so in "My Joy", and "Extraordinary Woman", "Strange Woman/Man", etc. And very cheesy lines (both say some cheesy shit in the Odyssey, and he definitely does in the Iliad as well. "Joy like a drowning sailor seeing land" bit???)

I could see "I adore you" but even then, that's probably during very specific moments but the actual "I love you"??? I just typed it just now for fic shit and... It weirdly just didn't feel right and I don't know why. 😅

Idk maybe it's kind of because I see them as over the top in ways, they love wordplay and riddles and I think they'd almost think "...That's not good enough >:( " about it??? I don't know???😂

[perce]

a tiger is a housecat if you're not a coward

Bungo Stray Dogs Dazai is just a little bit of a menace. as a treat. mostly Atsushi & Dazai, with some of the rest of the ADA showing up here and there. very silly very unserious fic 1 shot, 1.9k words (Dazai has always had a weird sense of humor, but Atsushi can appreciate that at least he’s being harmless.)

There’s a cucumber on his desk. It definitely wasn’t there when he’d left the office the evening before. Kunikida, already seated and typing harshly at his computer, hasn’t seemed to notice it. Atsushi sits down, staring at it. Blinks. Still there.

If this is a warning, it’s a weird as hell one.

Read on AO3

edit: now with a part two!

[bigmammallama5]

do you ever just. yeah.

[marsixm]

i made fried eggplant! and i only burned myself with hot oil once!

[thelassoway]

tune* I boofed it.

Turn in next week with name options, maybe. I mean, if this goes well, if not, let's all pretend this never happened. 🍻

[supercantaloupe]

tiramisu can be breakfast. if you believe

[cookinguptales]

From the Halloween asks:

✨ - Best Halloween memory?

Ohhhhh hmm. I had a lot of fun trick-or-treating at Disney World while I was a teen, but admittedly the people I usually went with... make it less of a positive memory, in retrospect. One year we did all make homemade Lock, Shock, and Barrel masks and we looked fantastic. lmao

I also have really, really loved some of Sleep No More's Halloween parties, but I've never actually gone on Halloween proper, I don't think...

I lived on a floor full of Ancient Studies/Museum Studies majors when I was a freshman in college and we all watched The Mummy and wrapped each other up in toilet paper and that was fun, too...

Honestly, though, if it comes to like Pure Joy, there was this one year I went trick-or-treating with my best friend in Ohio. We were probably like... idk, 8? And it was the absolute apex of the Wonder Ball craze.

(For my non-American followers, they were sort of like Kinder Eggs but usually had toys relating to popular children's brands like Disney. The toy version was eventually made illegal here just like Kinder Eggs are, lmao. They replaced the toy with shitty candies.)

My dad never let me get one at the grocery store when he let me pick out a treat because they were so expensive (a whole dollar, lmao) so I desperately wanted one. They still had toys in them back then and everyone wanted one. But I'd never gotten one.

So Jody and I go trick-or-treating and we come to this quiet cul-de-sac that apparently no kids went to...? And there was this nice couple there who had clearly decided to go all-out for Halloween and they'd bought an entire box of Wonder Balls. Since no other kids had shown up, they let Jody and I take like five each and it was glorious.

I remember going back to her house and her dad had the Simpsons Halloween special on TV (fun for me as I was not allowed to watch The Simpsons back then) and we broke open our Wonder Balls and had a great night. :')

[kennys-parka-jacket]

Bbhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbhhhhhbbbhhb

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

it's so provolover

[aestheticballpit]

I got to meet (and perform with!!) Helen Henny today and it was an absolute DELIGHT! 💚💛

[theblehthatbloos]

Starting this afternoon off

Right~~~

[guinevereslancelot]

why do i feel weirdly guilty for taking a day off of work to have necessary surgery 🤡

[imflyingfish]

I gotta be less hard on myself. Annoyingly i know that my best work comes from when i am hard on myself. But i keep stopping myself from doing things i want to due to perfectionism. Annoying.

[lesbiansanemi]

In a turn of shocking events absolutely stunning no one more than myself, I might actually enjoy cooking and not only that, be good at it

[i-am-church-the-cat]

my circadian rhythm needs to stop