#wizards netflix

[ecstarry]

imagine reg and james entering love is blind as a joke but actually falling in love in the pods and being the only couple that actually says yes at the altar

[platonicwithacapitalp]

theodore nott nsfw headcannons!!

nsfw 18+, minors dni (or do i cant stop yall)

warnings: implied sex, oral sex (both receiving), hair pulling, choking, dirty talk, p in v, praising and degrading, slight begging, possible more (pls tell me if i missed anything)

side note: italics are like flashback typa things idk what to call them lol

a/n: i was bad grammar and i make a lot of typos, i proofread it but if you find anything i’m sorry, it’s like 12 am rn and i can’t sleep lol also bare with me and the translations i used google.

miscellaneous

he LOVES giving you neck kisses, and leaving hickeys all over you, he wants everybody to know your his.

this man is a pussy eating god, not only does he live eating you out, he’s absurdly good at it, he loves the way he has to push your thighs back open when ever he lets out a throaty moan, sending vibrations right through your core.

he is horny 24/7 his sex drive is actually crazy, he go for rounds. he loves it when you start getting overstimulated. “please theo, i can’t,“ you whine, legs closing around his waist. “shh, it’s okay amore mio, just one more for me” he coos as he thrusts into you, his cock hitting your cervix making you let out a string of whimpers and moans. “fuck, quei gemiti sono così sexy, tesoro” (translation: those moans are so sexy, baby)

whenever he is giving or receiving head, there is always a common factor. hair pulling. whether it’s the way you tug and pull on his hair while he eats you out makes him go absolutely feral or if it’s the way he grips your hair, thrusting up into your mouth as he moans, either way he loves it.

he is 1000% a tits man. god he loves your boobs so fucking much. he loves touching them, squeezing them, anything, whether you’re fucking or even just cuddling (really doesn’t seem like a theo thing but he just loves being close to you and touching you)

he likes being rough, especially after losing a quidditch match or when someone flirts with you. he’s extremely jealous and he knows it. he loves hearing the way you beg him to let you cum. “please, theo, i’m gonna- fuck” you moan, your hips bucking up. you expected him to push them back down but he doesn’t, he just smiles smugly down at you “c’mon good girl, cum for me”

even if you weren’t together yet you were still his.

he has a thing for hickeys, he just loves the way you look with hickeys littering your neck and collarbones, leading down towards your chest. he thinks you look absolutely amazing with his hand wrapped around your neck, as he fucks you senselessly.

he definitely has a hair pulling kink.

he loves it when you call him teddy, it drives him fucking crazy.

he loves praising you and letting you know how much pleasure you bring him but on that note he also liked degrading, but he mostly degrades when he’d being rougher.

whenever he’s being rough with you and choking you he is always super gentle, making sure you can still breath, and that your okay.

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sorry it’s so short, i’m at school rn lol and i don’t want my ohine to get taken lol

— juelz.

[sec0nd-breakfast]

"Is anyone alive out there??", I scream into the void that once was the Tales Of Arcadia fandom, waving my lamp over the literal sea of floating corpses that have all frozen to death by now, nothing but mere wax figures with pale, lifeless expressions of terror and hopelessnes left of their old souls.

[annaarenas890]

Boyfriends obsessed with their girlfriends' faces.

[strangledsunchild]

"I can't stop whatever is going on with you." and it's just edwin's gay panicking.

dbd 01x04

[poorlittleyaoyao]

ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST WAY TO TRANSLATE WHATEVER HE'S CALLING HIM HERE OH MY GOD

ALL GRAVITAS OBLITERATED

[noehaddock]

I miss tales of arcadia

[aaronwaltke]

Remarkable to see Guillermo del Toro’s TALES OF ARCADIA series accounted for 82.7 million hours of viewership on Netflix in the first half of 2023 alone.

Grateful to have been a writer and eventually co-executive producer and co-showrunner on the series. Proud of what our team accomplished — and a little overwhelmed…

… But it proves a hunger for YA adventure animation is out there!

Honestly, this bodes well for STAR TREK: PRODIGY as well, which drops on Christmas Day on Netflix!

[espew]

little comic for @dark-chocolate-fudge-sweetracer. The comic come from this post !

[protagonist-art]

i see a clown lover character i go crazy wild

[kiramarien]

I laughed so hard.

[sec0nd-breakfast]

happy Jim, anyone?

[oliveee-star]

wednesday (reg) and enid (james) are jegulus variants you can't deny it

[strangledsunchild]

"If this is holding the loop, destroying it would be the same as destroying the house. I could lose...We could lose Charles."

dbd 01x03

[dragonagitator]

If the rumors that Netflix wants to produce a live-action adaptation of Baldur's Gate 3 come to fruition, I hope that Netflix casts as many of the game's voice actors as possible instead of going for bigger names.

When you look at the characters and their voice actors side-by-side, it quickly becomes apparent that with the right hair, makeup, and costuming, almost all of them could plausibly play a live-action version of their characters. The only companion I'd be even a little concerned about would be Karlach because Samantha Béart is only 5'4", but even then they could just use the same techniques that filmmakers have been using for years to hide the fact that Tom Cruise is shorter than most of his leading ladies.

Personally, I don't think my heart could be satisfied by anyone other than Tim Downie as Gale. I suspect that voice kink is one of the major driving forces behind our collective brainrot as Galemancers and thus having the same voice should be a much higher priority in casting than any minor cosmetic differences between his voice actor and his character art.

I also submit for your consideration pictures of a bearded Tim Downie:

Grow out his hair, pop in some brown contacts, give him a slutty little earring, dress him up in a purple tunic, henna tattoo his orb scars, and that's Gale mystrafucking Dekarios. Even Tara would have a hard time telling them apart. :)

The only other actor who comes to mind when I think of Gale is LOTR-era Viggo Mortensen (Aragorn). But we don't have a time machine and he's now 20+ years too old for the role.

[pythiaswine]

SO out of pocket how Human Resources swings between "haha severed penis" to The most Heartbreaking, Gut-Wrenching Realities known to humankind