#emmy human resources

[pythiaswine]

SO out of pocket how Human Resources swings between "haha severed penis" to The most Heartbreaking, Gut-Wrenching Realities known to humankind

[dysany]

tell me WHY we have so lass content about cat stevens here???? like hello he's so cool this is basically a crime

and let's be honest cat stevens/Emmy is so more cute and romantic than Emmy/Van. They literally trow stevens in the trash for a sapphic thing who have nothing and it's boring has hell 💀💀

[blingblingsparklesparkle]

I’ve been rewatching Human Resources

[crazychanuwu77]

Digital Resources AU

Pet- Print looked better than I thought.

[jewish-vents]

Please give me advice. I need help. October 7th and beyond has ruined my mental health.

I'm an Asian Jew and I couldn't be happy watching the Emmys. For those who don't know, Shogun made so much history. I want to be happy. I really do. It's HUGE.

I can't be happy. I'm aware of the tension. Two amazing Jews hosted but I felt it. I'm suddenly aware of everything. I'm immediately looking for the Jews. I'm aware that a lot of the people in that room are antisemitic. My anxiety and stress are off the charts.

I'm happy for the diversity and yet all I can think about is how things like diversity don't include Jews or think about us. I'm too aware of how invisible we are. And yet when we're visible it's too dangerous for us so we can never win. October 7th cemented the fact that these things like diversity aren't genuinely cared about. Because how can you claim to want diversity and equality and rights for minorites and hate Jews? Can someone explain?

An actor pointed out how diverse the Emmys are now. I feel nothing. The Covid pandemic brought a trend where everyone wants to fight oppression and support the oppressed. It was that same trend that has come to hurt us in every way. Everything feels fake to me now. This diversity can't mean anything to me when Jews are constantly being harassed, targetted, killed and hurt and these so called activists cheer.

How am I supposed to feel when the crowd that says "stop calling rape victims and women liars" don't believe Jewish women were raped on October 7th? In the eyes of activists, the people who are supposed to care about human rights and support diversity, we are liars who lie about everything especially rape and antisemitism.

I will slowly accept the fact that yes diversity is happening regardless of everything else and yes even the littlest change is still change and progress is always slow and painful. But I don't think I can ever accept how diversity excludes us. How social justice excluses us. How the left excludes us. How the world excludes us. I won't ever accept it.

To anon and everybody else struggling with their mental health:

We previously posted some mental health resources here. While therapy and psychiatric medication may not be accessible to everyone who needs them because of financial concerns, the support groups mentioned in the post are free, virtual, and available both to Jews and to people who are close enough to the Jewish community to be affected by the current situation.

[devilish-blue]

~Devilish Smoke Shoppe~

Hi you smokin' pervs, i'm Devilish or Blue, and i am here to fulfill whatever horny, angsty, or fluffy needs you have. Everything you guys are about to see is everything i will do, so eat your guys' gross little hearts out <33

Fandoms/Things i will write:

Anime's:

Naruto:

Naruto Uzumaki

Sasuke Uchiha

Shikamaru Nara

Kiba Inuzuka

Kakashi Hatake

Gaara

Neji Hyuga

Rock Lee

Sai

Asuma Sarutobi

Tsunade Senju

Sakura Haruno

Ino Yamanaka

Hinata Hyuga

Temari

TenTen

Haikyuu:

Karasuno:

Hinata Shoyo

Kageyama Tobio

Tsukishima Kei

Yamaguchi Tadashi

Tanaka Ryūnosuke

Nishinoya Yu

Koshi Sugawara

Daichi Sawamura

Asahi Azumane

Kiyoko Shimizu

Aoba Johsai:

Oikawa Tooru

Iwazumi Hajime

Akira Kunimi

Kentarō Kyōtani (Mad Dog)

Nekoma:

Lev Haiba

Sō Inuoka

Kenma Kozume

Taketora Yamamoto

Morisuke Yaku

Tetsuro Kuroo

Shiratorizawa:

Kenjirō Shirabu

Tsutomu Goshiki

Satori Tendō

Eita Semi

Wakatoshi Ushijima

Fukurodani:

Haruki Komi

Akinori Konoha

Keiji Akashi

Kōtarō Bokuto

Inarizaki:

Osamu Miya

Atsumu Miya

Suna Rintaro

Aran Ojiro

Shinsuke Kita

Misc.:

Keishin Ukai

Ittetsu Takeda

Kiyoomi Sakusa

TV Shows:

Wednesday:

Wednesday Addams

Enid Sinclair

Xavier Thorpe

Tyler Galpin

Ajax Petropolus

Cobra Kai:

Miguel Diaz

Robby Keene

Hawk/Eli Moskowitz

Demetri Alexpoulos

Tory Nichols

Samantha LaRusso

Riverdale:

Jughead Jones

FP Jones

Archie Andrews

Sweetpea

Reggie Mantle

Betty Cooper

Veronica Lodge

Toni Topaz

Cheryl Blossom

South Park (Aged up (COLLEGE) and/or Post Covid!):

Stan Marsh

Kyle Broflovski

Kenny McCormick

Eric Cartman

Tolkien Black

Craig Tucker

Tweek Tweak

Clyde Donovan

Big Mouth:

Judd Birch

Human Resources:

Maury Beverley

Connie LaCienega

Emmy Fairfax

Rochelle Hillhurst

Mona

Pete Doheny

Youtubers/Streamers:

Youtubers:

Sam and Colby

Markiplier

CoryXKenshin

EddieVR

JuicyFruitSnacks

JoshDub

Mully

YourNarrator

Streamers:

Quackity

Jschlatt

Sapnap

KarlJacobs

Slimecicle

Foolishgamers

Horror Characters:

Slashers:

Ghostface (Billy Loomis and Stu Macher)

Michael Myers

Jason Vorhees

Brahms Heelshire

Creepypastas:

Ticci Toby

Masky

Hoodie

Eyeless Jack

Homicidal Liu

Jeff The Killer

Ben Drowned

Laughing Jack

My Do's And Don'ts:

Do's:

Kinks

Smut

Fluff

Angst

Headcanons

Oneshots

Don'ts:

Spam me

Piss, Scat, Throw up, Vore.

Do NOT request any pedophilia or r@pe.

OKAY so now that you guys know everything, basically, you can request it because i honestly can't think of anything on my own. ALSO i am looking to do commissions, if you are interested then please let me know <33 Smoke your pervy little hearts out <33

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

My yearly Big Mouth season review

I do this every year and that’s basically my only post about big mouth for that year. Let’s go, season 7!!

The kids are graduating middle school!!

The international episode was so fun. I especially loved how they actually spoke the languages instead of it just being americans doing accents

Especially the swedish segment was funny. Since I’m swedish. I recognized the voice actors lmao

Jessie’s random obsession with Caitlin’s boobs was ??????

At the same time, I love her awkwardness. Also how she’s in love with everyone. Why does she have a thing with all 3 Birch siblings-

But I also do want them to address the crush she had on Ali. Like they haven’t discussed that for 2 seasons…

Songs were bangers as always

Caleb’s story was so nice. I really felt character development from him, and him and Matthew’s friendship were so cute

I feel like a lot of episodes just had random things happen, but I also liked it

Elijah and Missy not really breaking up but also like kinda… :( They were cute

I did like how they explained how Elijah can like to masturbate even if he’s not thinking of it as sexual, just pleasurable

Andrew I really feel for once had some character development. Nick in a bit too.

I think going to a new school can help them change more. I feel like all the characters can

I feel like the parents were not in this season like at all lol. Just a little bit compared to last season

I was gonna ask where Montel is but then I remember I watched Human Resources and they are in College

I wanna get Emmy to be Jessie’s lovebug. It would be such a mess.

I’m excited what’s gonna happen now when they are in high school. I also think it’s gonna be interesting now when Nick is at another school and stuff.

All in all a nice season. Better than the last one!

[soulmuppet]

Esoteric Enterprises

by Emmy Allen / Dying Stylishly

Imagine the typical adventuring party of most old-school games, but in a modern-day setting. A world with police, the internet, chain stores... The familiar band of mercenaries, occultists, criminals, weirdos and outcasts drift into the underworld. This is the premise of Esoteric Enterprises: the occult exists in a dangerous black market, where organised criminals traffic in magical grimoires and relics alongside narcotics and weapons. Hidden from the public eye, various gangs, cults and covens struggle for influence and resources in the dark tunnels beneath every city. Beneath that, stranger things lurk; inhuman creatures turn their cold gaze on the mortals who intrude on their subterranean realm.

The book contains both player-facing rules and extensive GM tools.

On the player side, there are eight classes, covering various career criminals, mad doctors, occultists and mystic cultists, as well as a customisable ‘Spook’ class for non-human PCs.

The game rules will be familiar to fans of old-school roleplaying, providing a spin on traditional mechanics fitting for the modern setting. Combat is brutal, fast and can result in serious injury.

The GM’s section is designed to assist running a campaign straight out of the book. Included are guidelines to create an extensive undercity megadungeon and the complex network of factions within. The book is dense with sample content and random tables to generate your own setting.

The book is a full cover, A4 248 page hardback. Emmy Allen is responsible for Ennie Award winning The Garden's of Ynn, as well as the Stygian Library and Wolf-Packs and Winter Snow.

[secretly-tword-obsessed]

omg okay so when i saw that you write for big mouth and human resources i about lost my shit. so im a huge jatthew fan and id really like a lee jay drabble where matthew gives jay cheer up tkls bcuz he's sad about his family OR lee pete the logic rock headcanons.

ofc you can chose not to but yk💓 ill write them if you wont 😩

Hey! Sorry I'm so late to this - if you like it I'll keep making these in quicker time.

Again, so sorry it took so long, I have periods where I do and don't have time for this witting because of school, but I'm free for the next few weeks (yay!)

Sooo I think I'll do Pete HC's, especially because he interacts with Caleb so much in this new season, meaning I can weave him in there somewhere.

Pete is made of rock, so him being ticklish is like, impossible

(bows, leaves)

Hah! Oh so you thought! (re-enters)

So even though he's so rough and strong we all know that he's a softie. We also know that he's muscly, and that muscles make you more ticklish.

Rochelle found out that he was ticklish actually before they were dating by seeing him get tickled by Emmy before hours. Ofc when Pete saw Rochelle he was visibly embarassed and was pathetically trying to sound like a strong guy and said that he was faking laughing for Emmy's satisfaction to shut her up.

"Come on, surely there is an ounce of logic in your love bug brain. You know that I couldn't possibly be ticklish, I'm a rock and i can't even feel temperature. What was I supposed to do when Emmy started annoying me?"

Rochelle smirked - "well, ok, if that's the case than I still don't think Emmy is satisfied, so maybe you should 'fake' some more"

So yeah whenever someone asks if Pete's ticklish or doubts it when he says he isn't he always brings up logic to conclude that he couldn't possibly be ticklish

This also happened with Connie once because yk she's so randomly curious about the weirdest shit so she walks up to him one day and goes - "so, you know how your made of rock right? Does that mean you can't be ticklish?" And his heart STOPPED for a moment.

Also it has happened with Caleb ofc. Once Pete and Maury were in a meeting to create a list of notes on what touches would be acceptable for a potential partner, and they both wondered weather tickling would be ok so they asked Caleb in person. He said that it would be fine but first asked Pete if he would be ok with it. Ofc Pete pulled off his whole "i'm a rock so your question makes no sense" thing and ofc Caleb didn't fall for it and told him that, very many times, he had observed Pete getting itchy, which means that he was just as likely to be ticklish and even more so because he was sensitive. Maury smirked at Pete and Pete felt like throwing Caleb out the window (but never ACTUALLY considered it because he never would - he's a nonviolent rock).

Oh wait I haven't gotten to him ACTUALLY being tickled yet much so he is sometimes tickled by Emmy when she is pressuring him to say something (Emmy can always tell when there is something up).

ALSO I think Caleb tickled him once but on accident. Like he was poking and prodding Pete because he likes the texture of rocks and Pete just clenched his teeth and took it. Until he couldn't take it anymore and started giggling, squirming out of Caleb's grip with a "stawwp ittt" (fic idea?!)

Now, for the most important thing, spots...

Belly - 8/10. Lots of giggles

Neck - Not much

Sides - Bro will SCREAM, especially on the sides of his belly. 10/10

Underarms - pretty bad, some light chuckling. 4/10

That's all I can think of rn, thankyou for reading! Until next time gigglers (:

[chimeraacademy-comic]

A New Journey

When a child leaves the Foundling House, it is always an exciting time. Whether that is finding a place to call home, or starting a new journey. However, this had to be one of the most memorable sendoffs that in Matron Weatherby's life.

All of the children were gathered outside of the Foundling House, though not necessarily to see their fellow orphans off. Salron and Emmi, while good children, well behaved and kind, were generally outcast among the others closer to their age. Father Connery once told her it was the misfortune of tieflings to be exorcised by society, but frankly Weatherby felt that if the twins were of any race other than human it probably would have ended the same way. Airytile was very much a human settlement, and in all her years as a matron she had never had even a half-elf or a halfling come through her halls.

So it really did not surprise her at all that the twins were exotic in nature, for better or for worst.

What did surprise her though (and maybe shouldn't have) were the twins acceptance into one of the most sought after arcane schools in the Empire. When the twins brought up to her and Father Connery that they wanted to study in order to gain scholarship into Chimera Academy they were taken aback but agreed to let the two try.

After all, their late mother knew magic. Darlina was famous for being able to get stains out of any object soiled, and light candles without matches. If you visited her home, she always had a chilled drink in the summer and a warmed drink in the winter for guests. And even the girls had once spoken about how when they got sick, Darlina would make bitter medicine taste very sweet like candy. So magic was in their blood, it made sense they wanted to follow in her footsteps.

It just confused the adults involved why it had to be Chimera, when there was a perfectly good arcane school two days away. Father Connery was the first to agree, but on the condition that the two also applied to that arcane school closer to Airytile. Frankly, neither thought that the twins would get into Chimera Academy, but the goal of getting into an arcane school was a sound one. The twins were already had a basic education thanks to Darlina, and being wizards, even if it was just a low leveled one, would open up so many more doors for them.

And then… the acceptances came back, for both schools.

Weatherby wouldn't admit it aloud, but she was fond of the children, even if Emmi got into things she shouldn't and Salron's lack of gender was strange to her. Personally, Weatherby would have preferred the two attend the arcane school close by, this way if anything went wrong, the two could come back to the Foundling House and Oghma's Temple, but she would be a fool to ask that of the two. Chimera Academy was considered the best of the best. They had resources, classes and knowledge that made anything within a tenday of Airytile seem miniscule at best.

It was Father Connery that had put her mind at ease. He told her quietly the night the acceptance letter came in that there was a professor who was raised by clergy of Oghma and had a very good reputation among them. The twins would be safe, he was sure of it.

Which brings her back to, today, where she stood outside of the Foundling House as the children oo-ed and aw-ed over the carriage that was sent to take the twins to their new school, and their new life. It was the fanciest thing that anyone in town had seen in a few decades. The wood was stained a pink cream colour and the inside had the plushest seat cushions that Weatherby had ever seen. It was like something out of a fairytale.

Emmi stared up at the carriage, awe in her voice as she asked, "Is that really all for us?"

"They really went all out, kind of weird," Salron voiced, being ever practical.

It really did seem over the top for two scholarship students, Weatherby had to admit to herself. But she supposed that Chimera had a reputation to keep. Perhaps it wouldn't do for any student of theirs to be traveling in anything less than what was expected for a school that regularly accepted nobility and wealthy merchant children.

Gods… she couldn't help but think to herself, they were going to be learning alongside nobles and merchants. Important people… yes, she had given the two a crash course in manners, but what if they accidentally insulted someone? What if the school decided they didn't want two tiefling children in their classrooms? What if…

"I've already sent a letter to Jiva to let him know about the twins," Father Connery spoke up quietly, breaking Matron Weatherby out of her running thoughts, "He's a good lad, and will look out for the two."

"Oh… that's good, does he know they're tieflings?" she asked, her voice barely above a whisper.

"Yes, it's not a problem for him. I'm sure he's seen all sorts of races during his travels in his younger days," Connery assured her, "They'll be fine, and if they decide Chimera isn't for them, he'll make sure they're set up with good jobs. Even if they only stay for a year, it's enough to get them a decent teaching job somewhere."

She scolded the old priest before she could even think, "Don't say that! They'll graduate with flying colours and become fine wizards."

"Of course, of course," he waved off her scolding, "But never hurts to be prepared."

She ignored him; the two had already surprised them, and at this point she was willing to believe fully in their dreams. Weatherby reached into her pocket and took out the two coin pouches she had prepared for them. It was tradition in the Foundling House that if an orphan aged out, or went onto an apprenticeship, they would be given one gold coin to start them on their new journey. Matron Weatherby (with Father Connery's help) managed to get three gold coins for each child. She had heard tools for magic was expensive, and hoped this would see them well in their new studies.

And maybe one day they would return, fully graduated and many stories to tell.

[warriorsofsplatsville]

"Do what now?! What happened to Theo?!" Jesse exclaimed.

"Yeah. He lost consciousness with me while on the radio. He's out." Emmy stated calmly, clicking things on the computer with her mouse. "The suit he's wearing says his vitals are still plenty strong, but he's not there. Beforehand, he told me there was some strange phenomenon at the Square where everyone seemed to be unconscious. I think Tara is behind it."

"No shot..." Jesse leaned back against the chair he was sitting in.

"Tara...so she's making her move?" Sandy gulped.

"Yeah, it seems like she's done hiding out now. She's showing us her hand." Plat grimaced.

"..." Mirage just listened intently to their chatter, absorbing the information. The Salmo-Inkling would have to relay this to their father.

"I already sent a message to Millie, so she's aware of the situation and has ordered anyone in the vicinity of the Square to keep far away."

"Right..."

"So, Captain, what do you want to have us do?"

"...Well, we need to apprehend Tara ASAP. She's a threat here, and there, and everywhere. I'll inform Professor Vulture and then deploy some of my agents over there."

"Y-You mean us? You're sending us to that death trap?!" Sandy exclaimed.

"I have no choice. Resources are limited at the moment. Four is out, E is manning Squidbeak's operations in Inkopolis, Millie is trying to keep everyone calm and collected...and I have Callie and Marie posted in Alterna just in case. That leaves you four."

Minu tapped her foot.

"Agent Jumper?"

"...It's happening..." She sighed. "This is it. This is where time gets weird. Even I don't...know what's going to happen..."

"Minu? What are you talking about?"

"Whatever. Send me where you need me. I'll take care of this quickly." The young girl huffed.

"I should let my father know I'm going off on a mission, first." Mirage said, pulling out their phone.

"No need, Mirage."

"Dad?! What are you doing in the crater?!"

Salomon approached the group, arms crossed. "It's dangerous. I'm aware. But you get my express permission this time."

"Okay...what's with this attitude change?"

Salomon silently looked at the ground. "I've been reassured you'll be alright. I know nothing will happen to you."

"?? Dad, you're acting REALLY cryptic..."

"Besides, it seems a feisty little fish wants to join you."

"Mir!" Cruesa shouted, catching up to the salmon king. "I'm coming with! I have to see this business with Tara to its end!"

"Ess...I don't know, this sounds really, really dangerous."

"I have to! Look, we met when I was working under her. I...helped her reach this point. So it's only right that I undo my wrongs and take her down with you all!"

"I tried to convince her otherwise too, Mirage. She's not budging. She's dead set on finishing what we started. Besides, with Cruesa here, we unintentionally have some...new allies."

"Huh?"

"The rebel army has decided to call for a temporary truce and help me out with taking down Tara. After all, she did cause harm to both sides..." Cruesa said. "But my brother said they'll back up the kingdom in this fight!"

"Cinnabar?"

"Yeah! It's strange...he's pretty stubborn, so I wonder what changed his mind..."

"No time to think about that now. We have a human to apprehend." Jesse said, turning his attention back to Emmy. "You catch all that?"

"Oh yeah. It's gonna be a real party!"

"Hey, is Octa there? Can I talk to her?"

"Oh...yeah about that. I sent her out to the Square to scope out the situation and find Theo."

"WHAT?! Emmy, you sent my girlfriend out there alone??" Jesse exclaimed, quickly turning to his crew. "Mobilize to the Square. Immediately! That's an order!"

"Octa can handle herself, Jesse!" Emmy shouted, hearing the footsteps of his troops leave. "She's not a noob!"

"I know, but still! Tara is like nothing we dealt with before. I...ugh, fine. I'll be there soon too."

"Wait, for real?!" Emmy exclaimed before the communicator cut contact.

Jesse stood up, stretching.

"Guess it's time for me to get back into shape. Octa..."

[agapi-kalyptei]

A List of People Who Have No Business Being Younger Than Me

Any person in possession of the following items must, henceforth, be older than me: real estate, a retirement plan, one or more matching sets of bras and underwear, a couch purchased anywhere other than Facebook Marketplace, health insurance, a Costco membership, self-actualization. The recipients of any and all major awards, including, but not limited to, Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony, Pulitzer, and Nobel, hereby have to be born in the nineteen-eighties at the very latest. I’m talking to you, Zendaya. Life coaches, therapists, and spiritual leaders must be my elders. I happen to know a thing or two about science, and even my brain is not, to use technical terms, done cooking. You youngsters barely have a prefrontal cortex to speak of. You cannot help people make sound decisions when you just acquired impulse control. People who give advice should be wrinkly. Or, at the very least, haggard.

It should go without saying, but all of my present and future co-workers must be older than me. If my employer hires someone younger, people will start asking her what’s hot these days, and I won’t like that! Marta in human resources thinks I’m hip, and that validation has been huge for me. Furthermore, I have reason to believe that my work crush is in talks to break up with his girlfriend, and I would rather not have to compete for his affection with a younger, hotter person who knows how to make a TikTok. Anyone who is engaged to be married simply must be my senior. I only recently discovered that men who are mean to me are not, in fact, flirting. Imagine the riffraff you might legally commit yourself to if you are even one day younger than I currently am. Be smart and wait until you’re forty to tie the knot—or until I get into a serious relationship. Whichever happens first.

[snortingcocacola]

I've had Human Resources ships on the mind today so I thought that I would compile and post some of my thoughts both on canon ships and some that I would like to see in cannon, also just a couple crack ships I think would be funny.

Rochelle/Dante: I liked their arc in the first season but I wish they had gotten at least one more episode pre-get together because as is, it felt a bit rushed. Dante being into Rochelle makes enough sense, she's beautiful and sees through his bullshit which is probably very refreshing, but I think he should have had to work harder to impress Rochelle. Rochelle had seen how terrible he can be and that little wedding speech he did was NOT good enough to erase that. I know Rochelle can be selfish but she isn't stupid by a long shot, I don't buy that her feelings would turn around as quickly as they did. Definitely rooting for them to break up in season two. I feel like they both rushed into saying they love each other; Rochelle out of guilt and wishful thinking and Dante because he seems like he doesn't have much experience actually caring about his partners at all so the first taste of genuine connection feels like true love.

Pete/Rochelle: These two are cute and I could definitely see them having a very sweet relationship but I do wonder how much they actually have in common. Not that people have to have all of the same interests but I could see them struggling to connect in an actual romantic situation. That being said, I like Pete and would like to see him get a win.

Rochelle/Emmy: These two are not love interests as of yet but they could be! Season one was very kind to the lesbians and I believe Rochemmy has the power to become canon. Emmy and Rochelle had their ups and downs over season one but at the end of the day they love, respect, and admire each other. Most importantly, they make each other want to be grow and be better and that's what love is all about baby!!

Emmy/Cat Stevens: I don't have extensive thoughts on them but I want to see more

Simon Sex/Walter: another couple that I'd like to see more from but if not, at least we'll always have the Radisson in the sky over North Korea

Connie/Maury: My OG ship from this franchise, I love them; they're funny, they're sexy, they're an absolute mess. I really loved their arc throughout season one but I hate that they resolved Maury's pregnancy in Big Mouth instead of waiting for season two of Human Resources. I get that they wanted to use Montel as a character for Big Mouth season six but they treated the conflict between Maury and Connie entirely as a joke and just really dropped the ball imo. It was funny in Human Resources too but it was ALSO a legitimate character conflict and we lost that in Big Mouth.

Petra/Lionel: Okay hear me out, this one is insane but I think they could be fun. Petra could absolutely destroy Lionel and he would love it. She could also help him grow a backbone and with that he could become an absolute powerhouse of a shame wizard. In turn, Lionel could team up with her to shame and bust their clients balls into conquering everything. This one honestly doesn't even have to be romantic I just want to see them interact more.

Pete/Dante: They would be so toxic lmaooooo this is mostly born from the most caveman part of my brain going "kiss? They're gonna kiss???" Everytime Dante feels on Pete's abs or when Pete pulls Dante out of the hole and he lands on top of him. I cannot see these two in a relationship but I crack up thinking about them both sulking in the bar after getting dumped/rejected by Rochelle and then having a drunken one nightstand and then never speaking of it again. Or possibly Pete attempting to never speak of it again and Dante rebounding hard and trying to cling to him, even platonically, because he's never been dumped before and can't handle the idea of being rejected twice in a row. I don't see this going canon at all but it's entertaining to think about.

That about sums it up, I'd love to hear other people's thoughts on these or other ships. :P

[ignocubo]

Things I'd Want To See In Human Resources S3 (if it hadn't been CANCELLED)

• pete getting a girlfriend because he deserves it

• montel's journey in notre shame– perhaps some kind of developing arc involving rita?

• connie and maury marriage of some sorts– or perhaps a rejected proposal?

• emmy getting a promotion. can lovebugs even get promotions? idc, emmy at least deserves a nomination.

• more sarah

• new hormone monster/concept introduced. maybe a new lovebug who seems super sweet but is actually toxic love?

• some kind of strike? idk how tasteful it would be to do a plot about workers on strike considering the whole sag-afta situation, but i think it would be cool to see the ambition gremlins on strike and how that would affect everyone else's clients.

- actually maybe scratch that last one because isn't human resources a way of life in this universe rather than a job? hmmm

• a team with a depression cat on it (like for a main storyline, not 1-2 episodes like season one). d. kitty is definitely major/untreated depression while cat stevens is minor/medicated depression, so putting emmy on a team with either one of them (specifically cat stevens bc didn't he and emmy have a thing??) would be interesting

• another big mouth cameo, like there was in season 1. seeing lola skumpy on a milk carton and hearing jay's voice in another body isn't gonna cut it for me 😭

[crazychanuwu77]

My favorite (cartoon) bugs 🦋💖🐜

Emmy Fairfax (Human Resources Netflix) Bugbo (Bensilly_)

I’m noticing a pattern here 🤔🤔🤔

[bitchfendi]

🎨 and 🧟 ?

🎨- what is your favorite piece of official artwork? (screen savers, stickers, puzzle art, end credits, etc)

theres a lot of good art in the layton series but my fav one has to be this one

it's so silly and cute!

🧟- if you needed to build a zombie apocalypse team out of only PL characters, who would you choose and for which roles?

theres a lot of good contenders in pl for a zombie apocalypse. don paolo's my first choice bc i think out of all of the scientist villains, hes the most resourceful. he would be our engineer. emmy is also good bc she can fight. since shes a former targent agent i think she'd have great survival skills. she probably knows how to hunt too. she'd be the brawn to dp's brain rufus is there to look pretty i feel like would be a good choice bc hes an astronomer, right? so he's familiar with the stars and can therefor act as our navagator. id just have emmy beat the shit outta him if he acts fucky lastly florence bc even though shes not a doctor, she'd know enough about human anatomy and toxicology to do or guide us with at least simple first aid.

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