Old lady (she/her) in Seattle. Multifandom blog with occasional personal posts. Expect abrupt topic changes whenever a new brainrot takes hold. If Phil Coulson is your dad or father figure then that means I am your Tumblr stepmom now (but don't ask me for an allowance lol).This blog is meant to be PG-13; my NSFW sideblog is @da-hornyposting.
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what the fuck
#bedbugbiting#we're bonding over Hot Rat Summer and our terror of carnivorous bees#on the ROOF as is my GOD-GIVEN RIGHT as an AMERICAN#bees#insects
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Big crime week in Seattle (for @lordfarqussy and @bedbugbiting)
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I can't believe it's been only 52 days since this post:

I started going up on the roof more so that @loulooser could vicariously enjoy my American roof access, and the results thus far:
1) The psoriasis on my face cleared up
2) I started hosting a weekly cookout for my neighbors
3) I now have a group chat of roof-met neighborfriends of 11 people and growing
4) One of those neighbors took me to her favorite thrift store and I found a ton of great clothes that fit me made of fibers I can actually wear
5) My husband and I are probably going into business with two of our roof-met neighborfriends
6) One of those future business partners is my new IRL bestie
7) She's setting up daily group study sessions so we can "body double" to stay motivated and on-task, so the chances of me actually finishing my accounting degree just shot up significantly
8) @concussedwombat and I are motivated to finally get our living room cleaned and organized and decorated and set up for entertaining guests so that our neighborfriends can just drop in and hang out whenever
9) that means we'll be keeping the kitchen, hallway, and bathroom clean too
Thanks, @loulooser, for inadvertently fixing my whole life!!!
#old lady ramblings#loulooser#fixing my entire life#on the ROOF as is my GOD-GIVEN RIGHT as an AMERICAN
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Did you get pepper sprayed in the face by the police for no reason or witness it happening to others during the counterprotest against the anti-trans hate speech rally? The City of Seattle wants to hear from you!
#sigh#too little too late#life in the gayborhood#i'm never leaving seattle#despite the SPD#seattle#seattle wa#seattle washington#seattle police department#spd#trans rights#trans rights protest
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Shrek, squirrels, hot rats... we got everything up on the hill
I don't suppose you're the one responsible for the Shrek flyers that have begun appearing all over Capitol Hill? :D
I can’t take the honor of spreading the holy word of shrek but I will definitely do my part now
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Seattle, WA May 2025 📷 Fujifilm X-T5 | XF50-140mmF2.8
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upcoming events,
we will be vending:
Seafair powwow, at the Powwow grounds at daybreak star, 5011 Bernie Whitebear Way, Seattle WA. july 18-20, 4-10pm friday, 10am-10pm saturday, 10am-6pm sunday.
Rematriation Celebration at yəhaw̓ Indigenous Creatives Collective, 9674 51st Ave S, Seattle WA, july 25th, 3-8pm
Summer Native Art Market yəhaw̓ Indigenous Creatives Collective, 9674 51st Ave S, Seattle WA, july 26th, 11am-3pm
and i will be teaching an in-person 2 needle beading class at Tidelands gallery, supplies will be provided.
2 Needle beading class at Tidelands, 55 University St, Seattle WA (by the waterfront), 12-4pm
#seattle art#seattle arts#seattle artist#seattle artists#I'm never leaving Seattle#Seattle#Seattle WA#Seattle Washington
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Happy Lughnasadh! As of this week (1Aug - 7Aug), we start teetering on the slope of the astronomical sine curve and are heading into the long downhill slide. The northern hemisphere is about to start losing daylight at precipitous rates.
If you have light-sensitive SAD, or any other sort of season-related mood disorders, NOW is the time to start
taking vitamin D, or
scaling back on commitments, or
preparing spoon-free options (freezing meals, picking out outfits, planning activities in advance) that can allow you to keep up self-care when things go bad, or
considering using the light box, or
getting serious about tracking your symptoms, or
setting up plans with friends and family about what kind of support they can give you and how to let them know you need it, or
talking to your doctor about meds, or
putting serious effort into your daily self-care routine to make it as habitual and subconscious as possible, or
scheduling nap times, or
any other form of self-care that you know or suspect will work for you. signed, your friendly neighborhood astrophysics nerd with a seasonal mood disorder
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now tell them about the Omegaverse
Unsure how I’ve ended up explaining ao3 and its various aspects to a group chat I’m not usually very active in but. Here I am
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I am still super chatty for a Seattleite. I go out of my way to smile and say hi to people I pass on the street, I try to always tell anyone wearing a cool outfit or with cool hair that I like their look, and sometimes I can't help but interject myself into political conversations in parks and bars.
So yeah, the maple wraiths are definitely going to eat me first when they invade, just like in A Quiet Place.
Seattlites who make too much small talk and eye contact get shipped off to Point Roberts to live with the maple wraiths.
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How to Find Seattle Locals on Tumblr
@loulooser I made lemonade from my lemons this year, but here's some more typical Seattlelite reactions to those stupid fucking planes
#the video i made you did not adequately convey just how LOUD they are#i handed out earplugs to everyone who came up to the roof for good reason#the decibel level is loud enough to damage your hearing if you're outside without hearing protection during a flyby#and they're still loud enough to be absolutely terrifying even if you're indoors#blue angels#JUSTICE FOR LAYLA#I'm never leaving Seattle#Seattle#Seattle WA#Seattle Washington
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@onaa-ohokthen I love how Seattleites treat giant public events as if we're under siege

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@concussedwombat also wants to know why I would put him through that lol
The giant flag and flagpole were from Amazon's new "Haul" subsite -- basically their version of Temu and Wish -- I had to keep explaining to neighbors who came up to the roof to watch that "I'm not normally this patriotic, I swear!!! I'm just doing a Colbert bit for my British friend!!!!!"
@loulooser I arranged a fighter jet flyby for my latest roof video for you
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The silver lining of the Blue Angels terrorizing my neighborhood every year is that it's a GREAT way to find new locals to follow.
All I gotta do is search Tumblr for "Blue Angels" during the practices, sort by Latest, and follow everyone who complains.
Shout out to @swordshapedleaves @freeasawildfire @peoplespartiesbyjonimitchell @onaa-ohokthen @greeneyedmind @lamaison @yallstar @trashogram @denimdepression @fiddlepickdouglas @dear-girl-pussy @celestial-moths @stringbeanbones @dragongirldeity @financepigdotnet @angelguts-redclassroom
And then we have the sole dissenter, @themissingmango, who seems to unironically love them?
Anyhow, y'all are invited to come shake your fist at the sky with me this Sunday 5-8pm during my regular weekly cookout on the roof. I have earplugs, burgers, hotdogs, and veggie burgers. You bring a nut-free potluck dish to share and BYOBooze if you drink alcohol. DM me for directions and temp door code.
#inviting random strangers from Tumblr to come hang out with me#on the ROOF as is my GOD-GIVEN RIGHT as an AMERICAN#USA! USA! USA! USA!#suck it loulooser#don't worry random Tumblr strangers#my over-the-top patriotism is just a Colbert bit I'm doing for my British mutual#I'm much more sane in real life#although if you befriend me then you're in danger of being roped into shenanigans sometime#fair warning#life in the gayborhood#I'm never leaving Seattle#Seattle#Seattle WA#Seattle Washington
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@loulooser yes Americans may be able to go up to listen to music on our roofs but we also get buzzed by fighter jets on those roofs lol
#blue angels#USA! USA! USA! USA!#life in the gayborhood#I'm never leaving Seattle#Seattle#Seattle WA#Seattle Washington
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@loulooser Here's someone who got a much better video than mine

Blue Angels time of year! 🤩 Getting really excited about JPM calendar ideas…I’m thinking of including more variations in art styles/mediums like gouache or watercolor, maybe doing a traditional sketch too (though perhaps that’s better as an extra print to include).
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