#wizard!john

[silverameco]

Wolfstar hits harder if Remus isn't conventionally attractive.

Because while Sirius is still deep in denial and internalized homophobia, he's convincing himself like "it's okay, i'm not gay, anyone would want to kiss Remus once in a while, he's just objectively hot"

Except Remus is awkward and quiet when not around friends, he's too tall like he grew up too fast and doesn't know what to do with this extra height, his scars scare people away, he wears grandpa sweaters, drinks tea in his free time and goes to sleep at 9 pm, he can't flirt for the life of him (even though he could bc he's witty and sarcastic) because he has no self-confidence and it shows.

He's basically a loser (affectionate) and Sirius is like "it's okay, no need to panic, he's the sexiest man on earth but that's just an astute observation, no gay thoughts here"

and i just think that's funny as hell

[outromoony]

Sirius: I don't know how to tell all of you this, so I'm going to whisper it to James, who will inevitably shout it out in surprise.

Sirius: *whispers to James*

James: YOU'RE DATING MOONY?!

[calmlyerratic]

a moment for young david thewlis as moony

[that-bitch-kat3]

walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

[theprongspotter]

Remus: If it makes you feel better, you're very pretty when you cry.

Sirius, sobbing: I-It does, thank you.

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c: @akwardsilince

[ohgodwhatdoiputhere]

remus lupin with social anxiety who everytime his friends talk to someone else he just stands there like 🧍‍♂️

[not-rab]

Sirius: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Remus speed run the five stages of grief as he realises he still wants to fuck me

[guhmshuda]

Walburga: You’re not good enough for my son

Remus: you’re not good enough for your son.

Walburga: …

Remus:

Walburga: …

Remus: I did not stutter.

*meanwhile*

Walburga: you are not good enough for my son.

James: *pulls out his guitar*

James: *breaks into RUDE by MAGIC!*

[words-writ-in-starlight]

listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN

I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.

I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.

[rhetorical-conscience]

Sirius: I accidentally poisoned one of these cups and I don't remember which one.

Remus: How the fuck do you forget something like that.

James: ACCIDENTALLY???

Regulus: With the way this dinner is going, I hope it's mine.

[melstinybrain]

james, learning to play chess: why is this so hard?

sirius: you wanna know what else is hard?

remus: the book I'm about to beat your ass with?

[jakface]

Spot the difference

[outromoony]

James: umm... why is Sirius crying on the floor?

Regulus: he's drunk

James: ...aaand?

Regulus: he found out Remus has a boyfriend.

James:

James: but HE IS REMUS' BOYFRIEND

[moonyfr]

"They can't all be gay that's unrealistic-"

Yes, bc teenage WIZARDS who can TURN INTO ANIMALS bc of their WEREWOLF friend whom they found in a school for MAGIC is very realistic. Right.

[sunseekerchild]

James: I feel like we’re forgetting something.

Sirius: If we can’t remember it, it wasn’t important.

Remus: We left Peter at the store.

[theprongspotter]

Sirius, coming out: I don’t like women.

James, gasping: You’re a misogynist?!