#with both of the weapons ;a;
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All he knows is flirt with men and lie.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#su she#jin guangyao#Jin Guangyao smelt the 'no one appreciates me' wafting off this guy and said 'is anyone else going to manipulate that to their benefit?'#Su minshan fans...I get it. He's so deep into his role as a pawn he thinks he might have a chance of being someone bigger in this game.#He does play a key role but he's never actually out of anyone's shadow! That's brutal!#JGY's manipulation games are always so fun to see in action. His words are his weapon!#He's getting verbally kicked around only to have someone acknowledge his achievements! Just like how NMJ did for JGY.#He is a master of honeyed words and gentle appreciations. His instrument is *your* heartstrings.#He might see himself in Su She; They both feel under valued and hungry for more importance -#-but it's also a means for JGY to know how to pull his strings.#(IN THIS MOMENT. I very much realize he does come to care for him later on.)#It is also funny how much his powerplays involve sweet talking men. Where did he learn that from?#(Most likely the brothels he grew up in. It's a kick in the gut once you see that link!)
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my girls <3 T_^ <3
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(I point. Gently, in the voice of somebody who’s mind touched by the outer gods, i whisper truth in your ears:
Your honor the horses are now lesbians
(Anyways here’s the designs)
#mlp#based off my mlp redesigns (no i will not be taking criticism)#mlp redesign#fluttershy is now a giant jacked carnivorous shire horse with anxiety#rarity is a trans queen and she’s carrying the plot on her back#applejack’s been bequeethed the oldest child syndrome after the traumatic death of her parents and learned to do taxes at the tender age of#13?? how do horses age#and rainbow dash is both loved and reviled by her pegasi foundry because she has ‘too much gryphon in her’#(but she FAST AS FUC BOI.)#anyways pinky’s my favorite. we don’t know whats up with pinky but she smiles a lot and the world distorts around her at exactly 1014 am.#twilight is celestia’s favored pupil prophet and is trying her best to figure out what the hell is up with pinkie and failing spectacularly#twilight also hatched a dragon from an inert stone and people have opinions about that#mostly ‘what are you feeding her’#(holds rarity and applejack) i think they’re neat together#they bond over growing up too quickly and have a vi-caitlynn thing goin on#(squints) didnt draw the cute mark crusaders but they’d be like. the batmen of the town. and it was fun and games until twilight heard#and gave them ACTUAL weapons#rarity#applejack#rainbow dash#twilight sparkle#fluttershy#pinkie pie#spike the dragon#I FORGOT SPIKE#spike’s a stone dragon that hatched from a stone egg. he is not meant to exist. he’s an elderitch horror and a baby boy and we love#and cherish his adorable little face#art#critdraws#Rest your Weary Hooves in our New Found Home
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I love it when he smiles 🥰
#notice how both times its because of deadpool#and both times dp was trying to deal damage#the weapon between them might be a euphemism#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#deadpool#wolverine#deadclaws#poolverine#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#when i say i love when he smiles i mean especially when his life is under threat#especially when he has a gun to his head or a blade at his neck#logan i adore how suicidal you are /hj
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We all know about magical fatigue as a whump trope for magical overuse. Now I raise you: Magical euphoria.
Magic that feels good to use. It leaves the user dizzy and lightheaded, a giddy energy rushing through their entire body. It's enough to leave the most stoic whumpee giggling madly, to make the most obedient soldier go rogue. It's a power that ultimately, inevitably, controls its user.
Mages aren’t trusted to act on their own. They can’t be, not when each spell costs them their sanity. Not when, in a daze of manic joy, they’re just as liable to destroy the enemy as their allies.
And so they need a handler.
Imagine Caretaker in this situation. Forced to watch Whumpee throw themselves into madness, to turn themselves into an unthinking weapon under the demand of some uncaring general. Having to put aside their affection for Whumpee as a person, and analyze them as a tool.
It’s Caretaker who decides when Whumpee is still fit for battle. It’s caretaker who has to look into their dazed and distant eyes, blood dripping into a too wide smile, and decide if Whumpee has anything else to give.
It’s Caretaker who decides when they’re too far gone, when Whumpee needs to stop. And if Whumpee can’t, it’s Caretaker’s job to make them stop. Even if that means using force, even if it means hurting them, because letting them run wild isn’t an option.
And when the battle’s over, when Whumpee is either led or dragged away to the medical wing, Caretaker’s the only one brave enough to tend to their injuries. They wrap bleeding, scorched fingers without a word, the only sound being Whumpee babbling, mad ramblings. Caretaker knows they won’t remember any of this. They still talk to Whumpee anyway, soft, comforting words they hope will bring Whumpee back faster.
And when whumpee’s eyes finally clear, when their body sags with exhaustion they’re just now able to feel, Caretaker feels nothing but grief, because it’ll start all over again tomorrow.
#making a delirious whumpee both needed AND dangerous my beloved#devolving into a living weapon out of need#even as it breaks caretaker's heart#whumpee#caretaker#living weapon whumpee#delirious whumpee#magical whump#whumblr#whump#my stuff#out of it whumpee
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~ Extremely Unwilling Magical Protagonists Attempt To Outrun The Plot And Not Fucking Die ~
(@takofukkatsumi this tag is from a while ago but it hasn't left my brain -- L-Space got very weird all of a sudden)
#discworld#rincewind#the luggage#svsss#shen qingqiu#sqq#takofukkatsumi honestly thank you for this tag i've been chuckling on and off about the luggage overtaking sqq for a while now#something about it feels Right. no one expects the luggage until it's on you#honestly my main goal out of this picture is to force svsss fans to witness The Luggage and its horrible legs#shen yuan and rincewind hit that awkward point where you're keeping pace with a stranger#you can't quite manage to speed up or slow down at the right point to break contact#so they end up having a VERY weird conversation#at least anything sqq says is not the weirdest thing rincewind has heard#got sucked into a book? let him introduce you to the librarian#actually now i want the librarian to meet the system#if anyone could figure out a way to beat the system's head in it'd be an orangutan offended on behalf of literary characters everywhere#conversely both sqq and sqh are capable of ''speaking'' with pratchett style footnotes ARE are capable of seeing each other's footnotes#they weaponize this against each other immediately#honestly intrigued to see how many notes this gets - what's the general overlap between discworld fans and mxtx fans?#or is it literally the two of us here in this venn diagram?#i feel like it should exist though - are both not simply fantasy parodies in one variety or another??#my art
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9-1-1 OLIVER STARK as Evan 'Buck' Buckley -> shift in his facial expressions as warning signs
(thank you @911bts for the screenshot 💕)
#911#911edit#evan buckley#evanbuckleyedit#megan west#911verse#tvedit#cinematv#sophgifs#psa: i know you guys love to tussle but this isn't anti anything so let's put the weapons down#i've wanted to do this set since may and i held off on it because i didn't want to go ten foot pole near that discourse#at heart i am just a gifmaker who loves analysing facial expressions as a form of storytelling that's all.#but i admit i was surprised at the amount of people saying there were no signs when to me this was always the biggest one in both cases.
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Could we maybe get some big daddy content, maybe him trying teach Peri and Timmy the “family business”
Big Daddy liked spending time with his grandsons a lot when they were younger! Peri was very fascinated with all the stories his grandpa shared. Though for a good chunk of them, Timmy had to cover his ears for.
As they grew older, Big Daddy was very interested in teaching his grandsons how to run the "family business". Wanda had to put a stop to it when she found Peri was learning how to use a weaponized wand. Big Daddy has good intentions and a big heart! He's just a bit misguided on how to express it to his grandsons haha.
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#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop peri#peri#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#fop big daddy#asks#itty bitties fop au#a weaponized wand is the fairy equivalent of a gun btw#peri was a VERY good sharpshooter at the ripe age of 15#and neither wanda or timmy liked that very much#nowadays the idea of helping his grandpa run the family business scares peri though haha#he has too much anxiety for it anymore :(#and timmy was never interested in it#still!! they both very much love their grandpa hes the greatest#big daddy is someone timmy calls when he needs something that even HE cant find loopholes for#and the first person peri ran to when he went through his first very messy breakup in boarding school (sorry timmy 😔)
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sequel to this post, this time with the rest of the titans!
#teen titans#one piece#monkey d luffy#starfire#nico robin#raven teen titans#nami#robin teen titans#usopp#cat burglar nami#robin#raven#god usopp#people sent me suggestions for the other titans a while ago so thanks for those! they helped me decide#luffy + starfire bc they would be so silly and happy together#robin + raven because well of course. book nerds#nami + robin bc they both use staff/pole type weapons#and also usopp + robin cause gadgets#i couldnt decide on one for robin so i did both lol#koob art#digital art#procreate#crossover#1k
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"Wait."
The Acolyte (2024) by Leslye Headland
#acolyteedit#swedit#starwarsedit#the acolyte#star wars#osha aniseya#qimir#qimir the stranger#osha x qimir#oshamir#amandla stenberg#manny jacinto#tv#gif#*#q#hands#usermonstress#repressionrepresentation#knifeposting#down so bad i'm using this sacred tag and making big square gifs...#anyways isn't it funny that this is the last thing we hear them say to each other#and isn't it crazy that this is technically sol's lightsaber which SHE won which SHE turned red#the lightsaber that already would have killed him nearly TWICE had she and her sister not saved him#the lightsaber that destroyed his very own weapon#which he takes off her for his safety then oh so graciously gives back to her once she agrees to stay#and then he later places his hand over it like this is something they both achieved lol qimir bro you are not in controllll#whatever it's whatever did everyone enjoy the thumb caress? I thought the thumb caress was LOVELY
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yeah bro, can you guess who Jarvis is romancing?
#two warriors in the party. both with horn of valor. Inqu rogue with guard on weapons. yeah baby we're surviving everything#except dorian who keeps walking into dragon breaths#love you dorian <3#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dai#da inquisition#cassandra pentaghast#dorian pavus#the iron bull#iron bull#inquisitor lavellan#lavellan#indigo star jarvis#art#artwork#my art#my artwork#digital art#doodle#doodles#dreamerx86
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Daddy, don't go.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#jiang fengmian#Scenes that are tragic but still made me laugh: JFM wrapping the boys *right back up* after finding out it was YZY who tied them up.#I know he did it because he understands the severity of what's going on in lotus pier & the need to protect his children.#But it also comes off as 'Oh your mother said so? Yeah I'm not overruling her. Listen to your mother kids. I gotta go.'#You guys ever think about how the last time Jiang Cheng saw his parents alive it was them both pushing him away one last time?#I do!!! I sure do!!! Now you can too! Welcome to my sad little club. The refreshments are all saltwater.#And the subtle difference in who the parting is intended for. YZY meant to leave WWX with JC as a protector. JFM wants them both safe.#The reveal that Zidian responds to JFM aches so badly.#The fact the weapon she literally lashes out with also reveals her heart is so poetic.#I sure hope they can reconcile their feelings. I hope it all works out.#This is the last of the math boat jokes. Back to labeling the boats properly after this.
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Modern day YouTube au where Xie Lian is infamous on the internet for his catastrophic cooking channel.
#Xie Lian is an internet cryptid ™#every segment ends with Hua Cheng trying the newest dish with a straight face and rating it 10/10#there are conspiracy theories that he’s not mortal because surly he should have died by now#YouTubers are making reaction videos where they try to remake the concoction following the same steps as Xie Lian and trying the food#Xie Lian’s cooking catastrophes are now featured on buzz feed unsolved because no one can recreate it to be toxic#the buzzfeed guys use Xie Lian’s cooking as a plausible murder weapon in some of their cases#the fans go feral in the comment section trying to figure out where the man went wrong while others insists it’s staged (it’s not)#they’re also feral over Xie Lian being the prettiest but that’s neither here nor there#mu qing has a fashion channel and feng xin does a martial arts/parkour channel and they both pretend they don’t know Xie Lian#unsuccessfully because they live with Xie Lian and are often caught in the background of Xie Lian’s videos making horrified expressions#there are memes of them; they hate it#mxtx tgcf#tgcf#tgcf mu qing#tgcf feng xin#tgcf hua cheng#tgcf hualian#tgcf fengqing#mxtx hell#mxtx fandom#mxtx au#tgcf au#heaven official's blessing#heaven officials blessing#xie lian#hua cheng#mu qing#feng xin#fengqing#tgcf fanfic
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Percabeth in a battle:
perfectly synchronized, it’s them against the world, fighting each others battle as well as their own, have a secret unspoken code while batting, back-to-back whirlwind of terror
Solangelo in battle:
Will: carrying a stretcher with injured camper across the battlefield with Kayla
Nico: summoning an army of skeletons to absolutely destroy an enemy
Will: (shouting) You’re gonna burn out!
Nico: (yelling back) No you!
Kayla: these bitches.
#pjo#pjo hoo toa#percabeth#solangelo#will solace#nico di angelo#percabeth are the married couple that have their weapons hidden in their partners armor#Like Percy will blast someone with water and then turn around and Annabeth is behind him and stabs the same guy#No one can get past them#And solangelo is over there annoying the hell out of each other and everyone around them#Separately they’re extremely helpful/deadly#But together they can’t get anything done because they’re both stubborn and care more about making sure the other is safe than themselves
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More doodles for the one piece spy x family crossover
#one piece#spy x family crossover#revolutionary sabo#portgas d ace#monkey d luffy#still debating on a spy codename for Sabo. since WISE seems to enjoy times of day I want it to have something to do with dawn or dusk#but that might be a bit on the nose#sabo’s walking stick is like his replacement for his pipe. blunt bludgeoning weapon that he can carry around in broad daylight#ace as an assassin decides his disguise is just going to be. being shirtless#plus those silly sunglasses but the main thing is the shirtless mess#because if he can’t be shirtless during the day in society then he might as well be shirtless when he’s out being a badass#the three of them are dumbasses (affectionate)#the only reason luffy looks as put together as he does is because sabo helped him pick the outfit and it’s extremely comfortable#mostly to help luffy get jobs. luffy does whatever job he feels like doing every day!#some days he’s a waiter some days he’s a gardener some days he’s a cashier#when Lois eventually gets over his paranoia over luffy popping up everywhere and finds out luffy is sabo’s brother he starts#paying luffy to babysit Anya. which of course means sabo is babysitting the both of them because trusting luffy to watch a child is maybe#not the best idea.
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Since Peri has problems with flight does irep also have them or is he fine
Irep's a talented flyer actually! While Peri's wings feels heavy for him to use, Irep's are light as a feather. He's an expert at navigating the air, and can outdo even a Pixie in flight!!
This has made him all sorts of popular and unpopular among jock-like fairies.
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#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop irep#irep#asks#itty bitties fop au#it certainly helps that irep studied aerodynamics when building all his lil machineries and weapons as a baby#he's really good at controlling his wing span and movement to increase drag and speed!#this anti fairy can fly backwards even!! that's one of the most difficult moves a pixie can do!!#irep was both popular and unpopular during p.e in school#everybody wants him on their team for Snip the Tail#but he's. the WORST teammate to have. that man hogs glory AND will sacrifice his own mates to win#so he's usually either omitted entirely or has to be nerf'd#honestly sports is one of the very few things irep can excel at#as its also the 1 thing peri sucks absolute ass at haha#although somehow irep's never able to maintain popularity over it. everyone always gushes at peri when he manages 1 score in#but never when irep carries his team#haha funny how that works
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