#wish i knew what it was called...

[jesterjamz]

Do you have a favourite scary movie?

i don't actually watch a lot of scary movies! too much of a wuss lol. i suppose the nightmare before christmas would qualify as a scary movie right??

[catmask]

my sister texted me smthing going on at home thats making me sad but im trying not to think about it and stay whimsical. its fursona friday..... its fursona feidayyyy...

[tkachukisms]

my mind is a beautiful place full of love | last post :)

[theultimatefandomjumper]

im never animating again 😕

LLOLL the moment i heard this audio i knew i had to do something with it

[myokk]

“She’s tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me”😤😤😤

(Regency AU with Eloise and Sebastian inspired by my slow trek through Bridgerton these days & @bassicallymaestra ‘s AMAZING regency inspired art😮‍💨😇🙏)

[hychlorions]

apollo justice is completely unrecognizable at home. that is all

[backfliips]

Someone totaled my car today and I do not like being in insurance limbo

[pleasedontcareaboutme]

It's missing my father hours rn so imma just dump a bunch of pictures here and cry

( sorry i don't know the source of anything I just had them on my phone)

(also dont read the tags i just need to let it out lol)

[opikiquu]

.Aventurine. Aventurine. Boy wh y

[darksigns-exe]

Thought of the Day: Pleasure Dom Nick

Note: I don’t publish a lot of headcanons, but I have to get this thing out of my head. I’m not super used to this format so please excuse if this feels a little stilted. Second person or x Reader is not something I write a lot of but I want to experiment with different forms so here we are.

NSFW BELOW THE CUT MINORS DNI

He has you positioned in front of him, keeping your legs parted with his own. Your bare body pressed up against his clothed chest. One hand spread out across your belly, while the fingers of the other are moving across your clit. The touch is too light, too slow, but he knows as much as you do that you like it when he draws it out like this.

Nick likes to hear your whines and whimpers, he likes to feel you twitch against him. His mouth is right next to your ear, whispering the most daunting filth against your skin. It should be tormenting you, but he's wrapping it up with the sweetest praise, telling you how good you are for him, how well you're doing.

And just when you think that he'll let you finish, his fingers move away. You can feel them press into the inside of your thighs. There's a promise of more, but you know that he won't give you want you need until he thinks that it's been long enough.

When finally decides that you've lasted long enough, he let'd you ride it out against his hand. Lips firmly attached to the side of your neck, alternating between the sweetest praise and those kisses that set your nerves on fire.

He holds you afterwards. Pulls you tightly against him, while you catch your breath again. Fingers combing through your hair, drifting up the length of your thigh and side.

It's all in balance with him. As much as he likes to see you whimper and whine for him, he also likes the softness that comes after it. He likes being a little cruel, just as much as he likes taking care of you.

If it doesn't serve you and your pleasure, he doesn't like it.

[fandomsnrambles]

Two-Faced

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[hetalia-club]

Ah to go back in time and re-live the 2016-2018 Hetalia fandom…

[bungone]

Actually no im not done because I know it gets talked about a lot but Lolita is such an interesting piece of media; not just the book itself but people's attitudes towards it.

like, first off, there's the actual author (nabokov) who goes out of his way to talk about how childish, mokeyish, immature and whatnot Dolores is in the most unnappealing possible ways, and then specifically said that he didnt want the kind of cover that every single fucking published edition of Lolita has?? With girls who are either being sexualized or very obviously having "a good time" which is absolutely not what Dolores was doing in the book?? I really, really, don't think anyone who designs these covers has even opened the first page because what. the. fuck.

It's so obvious that my man Humbert Humbert is an unreliable narrator, but gee, I guess we learned to take everything we read at face value, and also everything that comes from a protagonist's mouth as the "correct" way of viewing things, both in the book and in real life?

And even then, maybe, just MAYBE I can excuse the people who talk about how the book is fucked up because it's "glorifying pedophillia".

Maybe they had a really shitty english teacher. At the very least, they're reading it and understanding that the actions of Humbert Humbert aren't okay? They got to the halfway point. Maybe their education sytem failed them.

Maybe they had a really shitty high school english teacher that never taught them the skills necessary to understand this kind of writing. Maybe they're just dense, that's who they are as a person, and it would take someone going out of their way to point it out for them to consider the possibility.

But then there's the fucking apologists?? Like, putting aside the whole Dolores being 12 (which, yeah, is akin to putting aside the whole book, but bear with me for a second), Humbert Humbert not only kidnaps her (illegal), lies to her for a long time about her mother (not illegal but generally shitty), but is implied to have committed murder (illegal, not sure if implied is the right word here because it absolutely happened and everyone knows it), and sexually abuses Dolores (very illegal). These are crimes. He is a criminal. Say what you want about the justice system these are crimes that absolutely should be crimes.

He's clearly not an upstanding citizen, and I fail to understand how some people look at all his behavior and go "oh yes, the the man who killed a woman and kidnapped a 12 year old girl is just misunderstood, and he did those things for true love" like fuck no.

I like Lolita. It's an objectively good book. The quality of writing (high quality, I mean, I normally hate first-person writing but I actually liked Lolita), it's a great psychological horror piece that doesn't rely on things like shock value and overused tropes. The characters are all multi-dimensional and frankly, act realistically. But that's all it is. A psychological HORROR piece. It's not romantic. If anything, it's meant to make you sympathize with Humbert, and then you're supposed to take a step back and be like, "Wait. Why am I sympathizing with him? I'm not a pedophile." Because yeah, he's a complex character but that only goes to make him realistic in terms of the kind of pedos that exist in real life.

Pedophiles are people too. Mentally ill people, really, really shitty people who need serious help, but reducing them to "not human" only makes them an "other", which makes you forget that on the outside, they look like normal people. That have friends and family and go to school or have jobs and order coffe and read in libraries and yeah, maybe you sat next to one of them an entire year in organic chemistry. They're not weird stalkers that hang out in bushes in parks. Some of them, maybe, but not all. Nowhere near all.

man that derailed fast.

[sergle]

I still think the rooster wood chipper thing is comedy gold! Its so genuinely hilarious

I will always always always fondly remember the ten separate times people got very mad at me for sincerely and literally definitely putting a rooster in a woodchipper, despite me making up progressively more and more looney tunes ways to execute a bird, and even directly saying that I wasn't serious. It's one of my favorite bird memories

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[thousandth-island]

i have brain worms a little

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