jesterjamz

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an absolute travesty this Simpsons clip isn't on YouTube in full by itself because I would fight for the honor of it being one of the best jokes in the entire show

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they inventeed a new science called "dont let the balloon hit the floor" scientests are being vaery careful and bapping that thing before it can fall jumping over the couch and shit

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Its butch appreciation day appreciate ur local butch <3

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My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

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Thinking about the time my gym teacher caught a kid putting a pack of cigs in his backpack and gave him the standard lecture before confiscating them like "hand them over and I won't tell anyone about it this time" and then like 5 minutes later I saw him outside smoking them.

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me when im so sweet and beautiful

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ARIEL NEEDS LEGS

I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.

I’ve never drawn a comic before!

edit: WATCH IN MOTION COMIC FORM

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a brief look into my twisted world

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see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

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your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self

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I'm realizing my little pony naming conventions work like horse names. Which feels too obvious but I'm looking through racehorse pedigrees on wikipedia and there's a certain rhythm to it that feels familiar

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Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

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"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

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[video by mr.tomtotoro. no caption]

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call me zac because idk what the efron with me

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way too hot outside so hat + folding fan

spongebob patrick squidward sandy