hetalia-club
hetalia-club
Hetalia-Club
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she/her 💖 ♎︎ 💖 INTJ. 🇺🇸. This is a blog that is only Hetalia! I make Hetalia memes, videos and text posts. When I'm not making original content I'll reblog fan art and funny things. Don't ask me about ships yours or mine, you won't like mine and I probaly don't like yours. I also won't talk about them here. Most everything I say on this blog is satirical. If you can't undestand sarcasm/satire please exit the way you came, you won't like it here. Every now and again I may sprinkle in a little story from my every day life but not very often, just to make it feel more human.
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hetalia-club · 8 hours ago
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Really want to teach my dog how to play hide and seek. The problem is she’s a Dalmatian and is a Velcro dog. And I think she would give herself away when I got close enough. But I’ve seen videos of people counting and their dogs running to hide and I know how they did it, it’s just simple capture and reward behavior. But I really don’t know if she’s smart enough for it, bless her sweet heart.
But she’s a really high energy dog but can’t be outside too long on hot and cold days because dals can’t regulate their body temp very well, and can get sun burnt from their white thin fur and sensitive skin. So I feel like that would be something we could do inside that would get her excited instead of just giving her a lick pad. We also already play tag and that would be like hide and seek with a couple more steps. Instead of me actively chasing she would have to learn to go on her own. (Yes she always wins tag I can’t compete with her lol.)
But she’s also like scared of the blue milk containers and wind chimes so like… idk if she can handle it lol.
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hetalia-club · 1 day ago
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(As in you get mean when you are hungry, and get really pissed off when someone takes food off your plate without asking)
trying to win an argument here.
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hetalia-club · 1 day ago
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What if Alfred had a dog and it's just air bud.
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hetalia-club · 3 days ago
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hetalia-club · 3 days ago
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NO FUCKING WAYYYYYY
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hetalia-club · 3 days ago
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Warm up drawing of Emily 🧢⚾🇺🇸
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I keep doing this thing of coming here, give you all some art and then disappear for months..
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hetalia-club · 5 days ago
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The only character I get super protective of is Nyo!America. I don’t give a shit about any of the other depictions of a character but I have manifested her personality I made up for her so hard that when I see people going against that I get the “she wouldn’t do that!” Right away. Or if someone draws her in a way that I didn’t like I go “No, no , no! That’s not my girl” in my head. Of course I’m not the type to tell someone that because everyone can do their own thing and it does not bother me enough to bother other people. But still she is my precious.
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hetalia-club · 5 days ago
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This one's for you anon. You know who you are
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hetalia-club · 5 days ago
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Guys in our next life let’s all come back as mermaids. We can obsess over hetalia but underwater. You all have to do it with me cause it’ll be super embarrassing if not 😣
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hetalia-club · 6 days ago
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When British men call you ‘love’ !!!!!!!!!!😩😩😩😩😩
I know it does not mean the same thing here that it does there but makes me giggily
My German friend-enemy doesn’t come in anymore I think he got sent home and now this British dude has been coming in and he called me love today and sweetheart yesterday and I could feel myself blushing. I mean he’s not hot but it’s the accent know what I mean?
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hetalia-club · 13 days ago
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he's getting every nacho fry they have in that store.
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hetalia-club · 13 days ago
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something I noticed about Hetalia is you hardly ever see the back of these guys heads.
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hetalia-club · 14 days ago
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Just realized I made my sim go after the twink red head. What’s wrong with me lol
And then when we got married I gave him a make over in cas and without even thinking about It I gave him hair that looks kind of like Italys and changed his eyes from hazel to brown and I was like “yeah perfect!👌” I realize now I just made a Walmart brand Italy.
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hetalia-club · 16 days ago
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I think the real question for "who would you let smash" would be Germany vs. Prussia
Germany. Prussia reeks of virgin energy. Nothing wrong with that, I just feel like he would become attached or cry after and I can't deal with all that.
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hetalia-club · 16 days ago
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I finally finished coloring Spain’s illustration
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hetalia-club · 16 days ago
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Smash or Pass: Week 4
Going to start a new poll series We are playing SMASH OR PASS!!
Yes this is a knock out similar to the Beauty pageant. May do a bracket, but you guys won't see it.
We decided Romano is the Ultimate Hottie. But who would we all collectively let smash? This isn't the most fuckable btw, this is more of a social experiment. Don't think about it so hard just choose the one who feels right. In the end we will have our answer. Who the fandom wants the most (How about we just have fun and you guys don't send me death threats and collectively lose your fucking minds this time? They ain't real let's just have fun guys)
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It's not funny when he wins because it's true, it was funny when Romano had a streak because it was so unhinged. Germany is just like. "yes of course"
England vs France: Winner- France France vs Germany: Winner- Germany Germany vs Denmark: Winnter- Germany Germany vs Romano: Winner- Germany
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hetalia-club · 17 days ago
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And finally...#3
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