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My condolences over people not knowing how to read. I for one think your Italy obsession bit is hilarious. Every time I see a post from you I'm like "what unhinged is she saying about Italy now". Highlight of my day

Thank you for understanding my plight I feel seen. After ‘the incident’ at a local Olive Garden my life has been pretty cray cray. My incessant rambles about Italy that read like etchings of a serial killers cell wall make my day too. Check this shit out 🤸🏻‍♀️

(Normally I would post a png of Italy here as a door prize of sorts but I’m on my phone. So just like imagine I put like a super sexy png of daddy waddy here)

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You ever read replies and tags to a post of yours and see in real time people just don’t know how to read anymore? So many times I want to reply to someone and be like “did you even finish reading before you typed that up or nah? Did you just like give up half way and decide that was good enough?” But also that’s kinda mean but a lot of the times people in replies have like such an air about them when they think they are ‘correcting you’ but really they just didn’t read very well so it’s one of those things… do you argue with someone and say “well if you could simply read the post you’re replying to then you would see I did mention that” but then I feel like that also makes me look like a dick for correcting someone for not reading the words too good. And also when people cannot pick up on literary sarcasm and don’t understand when something is a bit when it is very clearly a bit and being played up for comedic effect. I can’t tell you how many people have messaged me trying to “help me” about my Italy obsession. Like they think it’s real… I mean it is… I’m sick, I’m depraved. I need help I lost my wife, my kids and my job over him…. But that’s no one’s business but mine and gods, and my parole officer and my drug dealer… and everyone who I see that can spare a moment to chat about my lord and savior daddy waddy Italy. Wait what was this post about agin?

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ive only had these two on my mind recently .

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oh anon....if only you knew the depth of my depravity when it comes to him.

never in my life have I heard someone unironically call Italy hot tf

ppl normally call him cute and pretty, which he is, but lately himas been doing him a lil differently and he’s soooo hot dude. Ppl woulda recognised this sooner if hima wasnt so hellbent on making vene the most submissive man ever (which isn’t in itself bad but. Yk) but oh well better late then never

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How are people even getting GTP to proof read their fics? If I tried that it would send me a suicide hotline and numbers for local therapy.

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Imagine them sharing a room and fighting over the shampoo running out

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ヘタリアついろぐ① | のびしろ

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Punk England

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Someone needs to write a fan fic about England being sold to one direction. I mean it won’t be me but someone should.

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Colored version of the Veneziano and Romano illustration

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italy’s pov after he has to sell his organs to the big 5

10 points to anyone who knows what i redrew

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*sigh* I could take them all at once I fear...but not in a fight.

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Share the plot sis!

YOU GOT IT!

Here is the Hetalia fighting game I have thought about for nearly a decade now.

I have spent too much time sitting around thinking about what a Hetalia fighting game would be like/ I think a dating sim was a dumb idea for a game and a fighting game would just be better tbh. So the game would play like a typical fighter akin to Mortal Kombat so like a side facing fighting game. They would all have their own skill sets, finishing moves and what not that was heavily influenced by their culture & personalities. Now I don't think it would be as violent as Mortal Kombat (Though I think that would be fun and play into the absurdity that is Hetalia and it is an M rated series and they could get away with it if they wanted. Plus they are all immortal so that would be a good 'yeah he's fine' type thing, you may have gotten cut in half but rub some dirt in it, tis but a scratch.) They would have outfits you could choose from & unlock as you play. Costumes would be based on things like Magical Strike, Cardverse, Gangsta, Historical, Pop Culture references. I also think it would be fun if they could all wear each others clothing. So the outfits were not all character based and you could put let's say Russia in America's Cowboy outfit and that would be fine.

A mechanic I imagine is a Specials Bar

Specials Bar- would be the meter you build up In order to do your special/finishing moves. You would build it up by landing hits and combos. And successfully evading hits and someone else’s special attack by timing it just right.

Fighting styles would be something like this England: Would use magic almost entirely. Would have a wand. Mostly a mid-long range fighter but would have a ‘vanish’ type move you could do to make a quick get away. Arthur and a few others would have a separate bar called a ‘magic meter’ that could be used for separate things like the vanishing in a cloud of smoke or combo breaking. A full magic meter could be used to cancel a special/finishing attack. He would have to charge the magic meter making it difficult to build up but worth it if you could pull it off.

Italy: would have really good evading, a quick dash you would have to time just right to avoid and would have quick high hit count combos. He would be a speed fighter for sure. Would mostly use his fists but would pull a knife out of his boot during combos. Unlike other characters who need to hit other characters to build up their specials bar. Italy’s specials bar would build up very slowly as he’s hit as well.

America- would be a slower character but a really heavy hitter to balance him out. His combos would now be high hits but instead like 2 or 3 really good punches. Would have pistols you could use to stagger and block cancel.

So The game wouldn't be set in an actual war because that would be fucked. But instead it would make up it's own scenario that I think would work really well.

They game would focus as Italy as the starting main character in the story. It would start off as Italy waking up one morning and realizing from watching the news all the other countries are gone and have replaced by doublegangers. He travels around the world freeing the other countries from their captors. Which are, you guessed it the 2p characters. As you free other countries you gain the option to use them in fights instead of Italy, but Italy will still be the main character. The 2ps are not recolors but are instead totally separate characters with their own move sets & finishers. You are trying to solve the mystery of who these people are, why they look like everyone, where they came from and who is in charge of it all. It's reveled that 2p Italy is the ring leader behind the whole thing & they are from an alternate dimension.

so yeah...that's it

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Someone needs to make a Hetalia fighting game...I mean it won't be me because I got no idea how to make a game but if they did I already got the entire plot in my head at the ready

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Mochi

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🏖🏖🏖

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fallin in love with your feliciano please draw more of hin 😭😭😭😭