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sergle · 1 year ago

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I still think the rooster wood chipper thing is comedy gold! Its so genuinely hilarious

I will always always always fondly remember the ten separate times people got very mad at me for sincerely and literally definitely putting a rooster in a woodchipper, despite me making up progressively more and more looney tunes ways to execute a bird, and even directly saying that I wasn't serious. It's one of my favorite bird memories

#yeeap putting his ass in the chipper. idk we didn't want a rooster and he's an asshole so. in the shredder he goes #(a crowd of people gasp)#I can't believe sara sergle is a chicken obliterator...... all this time. I never knew....#sergle answers #I wish the woman doing the little animal sanctuary thing called her place The Woodchipper so that #I could really just commit to the bit and be like yes! he went to the woodchipper! Idk what the problem is!

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